Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #316924

I would love to get
     my hands on Russian River
or Jester king though.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316925

Bill Gates does more good
     with his brains, clout, and money
than many others.

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Haiku #316926

Unlike Hillary.
     I am not a down voter,
but I understand.

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Haiku #316927

IMO this game is
     in extreme need of a class
that plays like the spy.

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Haiku #316928

Do the surgery,
     then just start sewing that whole
mess back together.

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Haiku #316929

The recovery on
     that one is about a week.
Then you can limp out.

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Haiku #316930

We found that the OP
     was at fault, but will not press
charges against him.

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Haiku #316931

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316932

[deleted] Yep, All
     Any survivors can be
extremely helpful.

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Haiku #316933

BARON! He's going
     to wear those suspenders all
summer, isn't he?

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Haiku #316934

All so you could steal
     something that cost the restaurant
less than a nickel.

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Haiku #316935

#CHOO CHOO At six flags
     magic mountain I would just
go through handicapped.

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Haiku #316936

Key caps will be few
     and far between, but the feel
is quite rewarding.

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Haiku #316937

And if I were skilled
     enough, I'd swap out the springs
for something lighter.

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Haiku #316938

How many days do
     you think he was out there trying
to find his way back?

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Haiku #316939

Not OP, but I try
     to tell myself the same thing
and it doesn't help.

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Haiku #316940

In high school I was
     waving at my two classmates
across this big room.

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Haiku #316941

Welp, it's either white
     flight or gentrification,
so, choose your poison.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316942

Yeah! So many ways
     to write about how shiny
and milky it is.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316943

Ah, THERE it is! :D
     Is that the only way you
can get women wet?

Score: 0          

Haiku #316944

Accidents happen.
     No reason you shouldn't try
and fix a mistake.

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Haiku #316945

European brands
     will probably be a good fit
for you I'd guess. Same!

Score: 0          

Haiku #316946

She probably thought you
     wanted it because you were
showing your dick off.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316947

Are you retarded?
     Go learn to read a fucking
financial statement.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316948

The point is she took
     money from the super PACs.
That's what it's about.

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Haiku #316949

I don't think your stats
     really count if you're using
refreshes *at all*.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316950

This kid have so much
     talent and too good to be
sold or loan him out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #315598

Nobody exist
     on purpose, everybody
is going to die.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316951

Drink more fluids first
     and if still hungry, eat some
healthy fats. Good luck!

Score: 0          

Haiku #316952

Plus, lines and picnic
     tap will basically dispense
pure foam at room temp.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316953

Theon was taught how
     to fight, taught history and how
to read and some math.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316954

But it doesn't need
     to be every other thread
on the sub either.

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Haiku #316955

It's also a sin
     to adulterer and whole
host of other things.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316956

One of the biggest
     things for Unpredictable
Scheduler is work.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316957

As of Wimbledon
     your boy Novak still hasn't
made his decision.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316958

Which is precisely
     why I don't care what happens
to any of them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316959

It should already
     be habit to click it from
the first open slot.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316960

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316961

Have they grown that much
     already or did you not
paint them all the way?

Score: 0          

Haiku #316962

He isn't even
     necessarily saying
that Hitchens is wrong.

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Haiku #316963

Harvin looks great too,
     I need to check out his price
and check all the stats.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316964

I would like to wait
     for Zen, but this year has been
nothing but waiting.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316965

If you're alive you
     weren't electrocuted Yep,
finishing tonight.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316966

Black people need White
     people to think in a way
which benefits them.

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Haiku #316967

I'm not sure what was
     going on in that last scene
when she's behind him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316969

Well, I disagree
     that rehab and treatments count
as harm reduction.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316970

Nah there anibal
     Sanchez No, of course we didn't
forget about Trump.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316971

Only three food trucks
     serving tacos with hour long
queues just to order.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316972

Sent you a message
     sweetie No one is saying
the Shah was perfect.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316973

That's fucked. Also how
     would that even make sense if
everyone did it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316974

Obama Vetoed
     and Congress didn't have enough
votes to override.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316976

I know it isn't
     rap, but I thought people here
might be interested.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316977

The more helpful you
     are to others, the faster
you're allowed to post!

Score: 0          

Haiku #316978

And then wonder who
     should be talking about how
boxing operates.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316979

Just because they are
     random does not mean you are
better than they are.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316980

That makes it sound like
     I am a pampered princess.
Quite the contrary.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316981

I have worked so hard
     for years that my calloused hands
would still peel and bleed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316982

He's also fucked up.
     Most people aren't perfect saints
or complete villains.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316983

It doesn't hurt them;
     the skin on the backs of their
necks is very thick.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316984

They ability
     to comment on tweaks would be
such a major help.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316985

He's been putting more
     and more religion into
laws, etc.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316986

We both have solid
     stances, people know better,
a lot of people.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316987

I live in ultra
     small apt. People on all sides.
I love stuff like this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316988

I'm not a native
     speaker so take my answer
with a grain of salt.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316989

You know that's piss, right?
     Not that there is anything
wrong with loving piss.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316990

It was blast. The cast
     was hilarious and their
chemistry was great.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316991

Eh, sometimes the first
     serious relationship
you have just works out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316992

And it honestly
     doesn't sound anything like
your situation.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316993

The Caribbean
     islands, Japan and Korea
dominate baseball.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316994

Firm but not too firm.
     The yolks were cooked through but not
overcooked at all.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316995

Either way, make sure
     you know the light and water
requirements for plants.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316996

You may want to look
     at these other videos
to help shed some light.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316997

What happens when you've
     made your whole life your children
and they move away?

Score: 0          

Haiku #316998

Second, even if
     most of us did support it,
does that make him right?

Score: 0          

Haiku #316999

keto will help you
     lose weight and became healthy
if you stick with it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317000

Other pages were
     mostly asking you to rate
certain arcs and stuff.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317001

But because of that,
     I think it's bad etiquette
to do it myself.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317002

If I do that can
     I still keep the magnetic
cover thingy on?

Score: 0          

Haiku #317003

Notice every time
     C9 did engage they just lost
the fight terribly.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317004

I'm not 5k, but I've
     supported in some 5K games
and would love to play.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317005

Research article
     which suggests how to manage
concurrent training.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317006

They don't belong on
     that pedestal anymore
and it makes me sad.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317007

I see we belong
     to the followers of peace
and understanding.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317008

Hell, I even got
     the thing a black case. Suede. *Tick.
Tock. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317009

My expectations
     are already way higher
than this game's graphics.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317010

If they can do both
     well, that's great but the returns
are diminishing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317011

Do any of them
     have their own businesses or
anything like that?

Score: 0          

Haiku #317012

[deleted] That's fucked.
     It all makes sense but it's all
connected with oil?

Score: 0          

Haiku #317013

"End of an anchor"
     by Dashboard confessional,
you'll get chills and feels.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317014

if i included
     that game, would you trade those four
for the three i want?

Score: 0          

Haiku #317015

No, she's said that all
     I needed to do was ask,
but I never have.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317016

My favorite part is
     hearing the clap and the ball
going through the net.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317017

In some ways you can't
     blame him but when its grind time,
it should be grind time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317018

As for the people
     you were playing with, it sounds
like they were naive.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317019

So I don't feel like
     I have a duty to be
informed any more.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317020

A good used deal would
     be worth considering though,
if available.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317021

Yea I know she says
     'only my family called me
Daisy', but come on.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317022

Androids arent too
     complicated while giving
you so much freedom.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317023

unsubscribe If so,
     we can all welcome Slick Vic
back into the game.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317024

Calling someone or
     something "fascist" is more than
just a quick insult.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317025

Seriously, what
     the hell is controversial
about this topic?

Score: 0          

Haiku #317026

if you want to be
     completely safe, my advice
is don't update them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317027

When we clutched our pain
     like spiked teddy bears because
there was nothing else?

Score: 0          

Haiku #317028

Did you read the post?
     It is very positive
towards no man's sky. Quick.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317029

Doesn't seem like I'm
     making much of a profit,
if ANY at all.

Score: 0          

Haiku #284419

People like feeling
     good, therefore, will continue
seeking flattery.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317030

I don't see why you
     wouldn't buy the digital
version over this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317031

At that point you should
     just go back to bed and try
again tomorrow.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317032

Always tries to bring
     burning sticks to people or
lead people to fires.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317033

He was probably our
     second best Player in his
first season with us.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317034

Except for the part
     where skirmish doesn't always
work, for some reason.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317035

When has he ever
     had an infamous howler
during a back pass?

Score: 0          

Haiku #317036

I love the way ur
     asshole is so tight looking
Why wouldn't it work?

Score: 0          

Haiku #317037

But also at our
     young ages what is stopping
someone from leaving?

Score: 0          

Haiku #317038

Outside of money,
     this is the most important
pool of resources.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317039

I've just heard people
     mention it in the same vein
as Killing The Host.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317040

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317041

The soldiers attacked
     by civilians were very
reluctant to shoot.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317042

Can't stand Aaron White.
     I love cumbia brass Yes,
definitely that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317043

i catch hell for that.
     WHY?? dip it in tomato
soup, acceptable.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317044

Thank you [deleted]
     Very interesting. Thank you!
Yeah, we like Turkey.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317045

Guy even looks like
     Jason Brody. That's not what
he's saying at all.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317046

Emma Stone sure has
     fallen from glory No source
for the furniture.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317047

Luckily it's been
     pretty dry so they shouldn't
get so big this year.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317048

Even Tunisia
     has seen a good transition
all things considered.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317049

I care what others
     think a little too much, trying
to get over it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317050

You really think it's
     more relationships than that?
How's the 3D feature?

Score: 0          

Haiku #317051

Like for example
     I thought nothing could get me
to like Boze ever.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317052

If he made a move
     to seize the nukes stored there his
life would be forfeit.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317053

Got to damn real too
     fast pall.... Nothing wrong with that...
Nothing wrong at all.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317054

So what about FE
     Fates then? How do you guys see
the three different paths?

Score: 0          

Haiku #317055

That's pretty awesome
     The ad shows why people liked
Trump in the first place.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317056

Then the batter is
     unearned to the team but earned
to the new pitcher.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317057

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317058

Because energy
     would become free and then how
would I oppress you?

Score: 0          

Haiku #317059

"Several of you Hobs
     have caught the eye of my liege,
and you're one of them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317060

[removed] Thanks, Ronald
     Reagan You are terrible
at judging acting.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317061

She isn't "putting
     up" with me, we were happy
just some months ago.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317062

That's why everyone
     in his personal phone book
is so attractive.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317063

What you need to do
     is follow the brackets from
their initial pool.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317064

My group was running
     around, I assume they went
after the turrets.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317065

Gee, why would it seem
     like you supported that same
stupid argument?

Score: 0          

Haiku #317066

This is extremely
     expensive compared to some
cheap drug prescription.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317067

No? I think it is.
     And, again... What has she done?
I'm waiting for that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317068

Just sit idly while
     everyone else gathers way
more money than her?

Score: 0          

Haiku #317069

Another problem
     I'm having is that the bike
is too small for me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317070

But for now I would
     just try to enjoy the game
and play what you like.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317071

People in a rush
     and not paying attention
could give the wrong bills.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317072

Vengeful behavior
     and cruelty like this isn't
that complicated.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317073

A grenade launcher.
     Now that's not something you hear
about every day.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317074

Rated M, though there
     is nothing over the top
naughty about it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317075

I think you may be
     looking for the word "toxin".
[removed] Fuck you, dude!

Score: 0          

Haiku #317076

Who needs attacks when
     all you want to do is charge
at cats? Once a week.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317077

It's an attitude
     toward life that basically says,
"It is what it is.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317078

Done. Check! I've done both
     before, and that just tells me
to keep going. Thanks!

Score: 0          

Haiku #317079

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317080

The problem I see
     with this is police enter,
see you with a gun.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317081

the sound of link gun
     bolts whizzing past your head is
annoying as hell.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317082

It's probably going
     to happen eventually
though once they are dead.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317083

That may be something
     I have to set a boundary
on soon, I'm not sure.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317084

I don't want to be
     in a place where it's "easy"
to succumb. Good luck.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317085

[removed] Not from what
     I've seen and not from what I've
read in the Koran.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317086

When this update came
     out I figured I could use
the extra traction.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317087

Who needs a wolf, or
     even a border collie
in the modern world?

Score: 0          

Haiku #317088

Hope for Tiff to win
     battle back and that's all you
can do at this point.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317090

As a buyer, you
     cannot receive negative
feedback from sellers.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317091

So yes, if I got
     boosted, I would totally
be a higher rank.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317092

Has it already
     been a couple of days since
this was last posted?

Score: 0          

Haiku #317093

The more helpful you
     are to others, the faster
you're allowed to post!

Score: 0          

Haiku #317094

And it seems I got
     more matches of the last kind.
Very frustrating.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317095

I was gonna go
     to one in my city too
but yeah, RIP servers.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317096

I could PM you
     the link if you'd like Sorry,
I misunderstood.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317097

That wasn't it. Well,
     it is either that or move
out of the country...

Score: 0          

Haiku #317098

Whether the market
     is more mature or not will
remain to be seen.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317099

[removed] Never have,
     but a few of my friends are
super into it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317100

People are in love
     with wagons these days, but no
one will buy them new.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317101

They're much harder too.
     I'm not a shower, but dang,
now I'm a grower.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317102

Start with boots, and dodge
     his Q if he fails his bombs
go in, and kill him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317103

And they use Benny
     because it is Benjamin
Franklin in the bill.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317104

You are constantly
     checking if what you believe
is actually the truth.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317105

Yes, you are correct
     but it is a distraction
in my opinion.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317106

And they are stupid
     accurate and never get
miss calibrated.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317107

Beautiful He is
     talking about the user
care Are you joking?

Score: 0          

Haiku #317108

Almost everything
     social is within walking
distance of campus.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317109

Any idea
     on how many calories
you burned through the hike?

Score: 0          

Haiku #317110

From their homes maybe?
     A lot of people own flags
(in any country).

Score: 0          

Haiku #317111

Man, that black and gold
     setup is one of the best
looking builds I've seen.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317112

If you're on the block,
     and you win the Veto, YOU
USE IT ON YOURSELF.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317113

Hope that place doesn't
     have tip sharing. I FOUND ONE!!
GUYS, I FOUND A FAN!!

Score: 0          

Haiku #317114

I swear last year was
     Lynch and Reed. I could be wrong.
What's it like these days?

Score: 0          

Haiku #317115

They wrote "two" as "to"
     I wouldn't expect much from
this ray of sunshine.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317116

You on the other
     hand have already shown you
are just a paid shill.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317117

I saw a guy get
     fucking blasted while filming
on national TV.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317118

I guess twelve isn't
     old enough to just shoot him.
Oh wait, was he black?

Score: 0          

Haiku #317119

It's definitely
     weird now that all of my friends
have kids and I don't.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317120

Christ will not cast out
     those that come unto him His
word promises this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317121

Ideally the girl
     politely says "Sorry, but
I'm not feeling it."

Score: 0          

Haiku #317122

I don't remember
     exactly, but there were cars
involved and he died...

Score: 0          

Haiku #317123

I'm amazed, this is
     some top quality trolling
coming from you friend.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317124

Enjoy the movie
     if and when you are able
to see the movie.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317125

I did an Autumn
     trip there a few years ago.
It was amazing.

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