Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #317125

I did an Autumn
     trip there a few years ago.
It was amazing.

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Haiku #317126

That is fucking wrong!
     CT as well Certainly won't
get lost on that beach.

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Haiku #317127

Been watching Lucky's
     stream and he wants to upset
armada so bad!

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Haiku #317128

I don't believe so.
     A case like what? A wrapper
around a function?

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Haiku #317130

I have grown so used
     to it that anything else
feels a bit clumsy.

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Haiku #317131

I only care if
     you have this opinion if
you're in a swing state.

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Haiku #317132

And I love music.
     And it would be a pretty
cool distraction. Cheers!!

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Haiku #317133

We discard living
     tissue all the time without
moral compunction.

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Haiku #317134

If you want to hit
     the weakness and have a chance
for KO, go Impact.

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Haiku #317135

Too many people
     don't realize he was running
for his life last year.

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Haiku #317136

Lol yet you
     came her to tell us and beg
for validation.

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Haiku #317137

Unlimited texts
     is still a relatively
new option for yanks.

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Haiku #317138

But I don't bother
     criticizing at all if
the track isn't good.

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Haiku #317139

He got to the point
     where the only place to go
was the afterlife.

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Haiku #317140

Thanks for the speedy
     reply and I will be sure
to look into this.

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Haiku #317141

I mean, we could use
     Gilly now, but I'm glad he's
working out for you.

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Haiku #317142

It melts on the grill.
     It melts on a pan. It melts
in the microwave.

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Haiku #317143

Cambodian breast
     milk is the best, hands down Am
I missing something.

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Haiku #317144

I love Tyler too!
     Whenever I see his face
I smile like a goof.

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Haiku #317145

Whenever I see
     his face I smile like a goof.
It is pretty cool!

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Haiku #317146

I agree with you,
     that it's so vague and depends
on your mood that day.

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Haiku #317147

Please come to Brazil
     If this is what you're nervous
about, practice it!

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Haiku #317148

book review the beach
     house by james patterson James
Patterson Book List.

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Haiku #317149

Rent a mobile home,
     not kidding, you'll save bunch corn
NOT made of concrete?

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Haiku #317150

One question. How do
     Israelis protect themselves
without a wall there?

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Haiku #317151

The water just sits
     up there getting cold while it's
waiting to go down.

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Haiku #317152

Sure it's not the best
     build but it fits how I play.
You're a liar OP.

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Haiku #317153

It's not a luck based
     thing and its definitely
very possible.

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Haiku #317154

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #317155

Many work at home
     positions are customer
service related.

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Haiku #317156

Whoa cool stuff. I can't
     imagine 90s Internet.
Did you find players?

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Haiku #315807

It'll be easier
     for the doc to use and be
better for patients.

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Haiku #317157

OH FUCK OH FUCK IT'S
     JUMPED ON ME AND THE WALLS ARE
CLOSING IN! GET OUT!

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Haiku #317158

it looks like every
     crappy house of pizza place
except a notch worse.

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Haiku #317159

There's a guy in our
     friend group who rarely ever
contributes to bowls.

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Haiku #317160

They're impossible
     to kill even when shooting
in their orange spots.

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Haiku #317161

That language still seems
     to imply an intrinsic
objective of art.

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Haiku #317162

The better sellers
     say rubber or the proper
material term.

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Haiku #317163

But if the members
     refuse to leave, why should there
be any delays?

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Haiku #317164

One of the many
     reasons why I only play
on hardcore servers.

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Haiku #317165

People pay handsome
     bucks for this kind of weather
in February.

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Haiku #317166

How's he gonna go
     thru all that trouble and not
light the cigarette?

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Haiku #317167

I had no doubts we'd
     pull out a late game sweep once
he hit four items.

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Haiku #317168

Honestly, if you're
     comfortable, you can pick
into anything.

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Haiku #317169

Why couldn't they come
     back to their courtroom again,
and what's stopping them?

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Haiku #317170

As far as other
     changes go, the first are much
less noticeable.

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Haiku #317171

Show that you know how
     to tell a story in one
single photograph.

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Haiku #317172

White got kinda weird
     and stained after a year, black
is doing just fine.

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Haiku #317173

[deleted] They were
     so bad we almost kicked them
out of the conference.

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Haiku #317174

It turns out to be
     closer to a steady stream
rather than big drop.

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Haiku #317175

Looks like this is just
     happening in Taiwan for now,
but that could expand.

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Haiku #317176

They want to make their
     drivel visible, don't they?
Because they're people?

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Haiku #317177

Seeing kids who are
     under the care of parents
who don't give a Damn.

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Haiku #317178

The answer to such
     question alludes me because
I knew of its risks.

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Haiku #317179

But I already
     reached my peak, and there was no
higher I could go.

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Haiku #317180

We all feel like we've
     lost someone close to us when
we give up drinking.

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Haiku #317181

I... FUCK. There was no
     way to reasonably deal
with it on the site.

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Haiku #317182

Don't be discouraged
     when half your team does during
4th period.

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Haiku #317183

If no, then you had
     no car to sell- and he was
right to walk away.

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Haiku #317184

He was on a date
     with a woman that wasn't
going anywhere.

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Haiku #317185

Men like to take what
     women see as attractive
from a male mindset.

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Haiku #317186

I for one question
     the idea that it was
really Chekhov's gun.

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Haiku #317187

Thank you OP! I would
     have gone but I went for st
pablo tour instead.

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Haiku #317188

Some of it is scrapped
     prototypes or something still
in development.

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Haiku #317189

Great picture. The new
     practice facility is
the best in the league.

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Haiku #317190

Recovery all on
     your own is a thing that can
happen too. Good luck!

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Haiku #317191

And we are going
     to see the time rings and find
out just what is Black.

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Haiku #317192

[deleted] Support
     started dropping in the polls
before the murder.

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Haiku #317194

You are so wrong, I'm
     actually insulted I had
to read your comment.

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Haiku #317195

It makes him richer
     than if he labored without
the employer's tools.

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Haiku #317196

[You can sort reviews
     by high scores and see that they've
praised plenty of games.

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Haiku #317197

I never said change
     facial expression, someone
mentioned a virgin.

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Haiku #317198

Therefore, anything
     you put after a `return`
statement will not run.

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Haiku #317199

Could have been alone
     What's an internet? There are
so many unknowns.

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Haiku #317200

Get your own damn phone.
     They are so close to being
atheists it hurts.

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Haiku #317201

I was hoping I'd
     find others as miserable
as I am right now.

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Haiku #317202

I hope your full moon
     baby birthday works out, seems
most felicitous.

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Haiku #317203

I've been looking all
     over for info but can't
seem to find any.

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Haiku #317204

Does she do porn How
     long did it take for your queen
to start laying eggs?

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Haiku #317205

No video? Hi!
     I was able to get what
I needed. Thanks, though!

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Haiku #317206

Arrest would have come
     later, after probable
cause was established.

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Haiku #317207

Shit, sorry. I meant
     to but forgot about it,
it's been added now.

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Haiku #317208

it sounds like this guy
     is going to be missed by
the community.

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Haiku #317209

I always find them
     funny but I won't deny
that it's not stupid.

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Haiku #317210

Every range I've been
     to you pay for whatever
size bucket you want.

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Haiku #317211

What's your favorite food
     that you can currently eat?
That is so messed up.

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Haiku #317212

It didn't seem there was
     that kinda age gap between
the two as siblings.

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Haiku #317213

I really wouldn't
     consider myself rich, but
perhaps I'm lucky.

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Haiku #317214

I'll never forget
     ducking about with my friends
in Forge on Forge World.

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Haiku #317215

Just imagine hou
     yi without his mark, he'd be
so easy to dive.

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Haiku #317216

Hopefully it's fixed
     in the final release or
the fog is removed.

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Haiku #317217

It would almost be
     the same except it the whole
realm that is loaded.

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Haiku #317218

Confucius tells men
     how they should live to have good
and successful lives.

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Haiku #317219

I've had nights of calm
     drunkenness amongst friends who
just wanted to chill.

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Haiku #317220

Its a glove you wear
     over a regular glove
to touch raw proteins.

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Haiku #317221

I work with smallish
     scale (by industry standard),
high value products.

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Haiku #317222

The coalition,
     if nothing else suggested
that this is the case.

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Haiku #317223

I think about how
     great it's gonna be to go
back to bed that night.

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Haiku #317224

Not worth the effort
     and time anymore, the game
has become a chore.

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Haiku #317225

Check out The Sky Moves
     Sideways. You'll love that album.
Also Stupid Dream.

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Haiku #317226

maybe you can seek
     out a group of people who
are a bit lonely.

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Haiku #317227

In most of their minds,
     all asians eat dogs and are
eternal foreigners.

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Haiku #317228

I really wanted
     Tesla though, but I'll take what
I get. PM sent.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317229

Just because something
     is natural doesn't mean you
have to suffer it.

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Haiku #317230

I mean, why do you
     need a heater for water
that's already hot?

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Haiku #317231

Sigh. Can't you suggest
     that you want to be involved
more with the naming?

Score: 0          

Haiku #317232

Because calorie
     deficits can make you feel
fatigued and tired.

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Haiku #317233

Keep it up. You aren't
     just wrong, you're technically wrong
which is the WORST kind.

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Haiku #317234

how did it turn out
     to be? what did you order?
is it expensive?

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Haiku #317235

It's good but the whole
     race change makeup thing really
took me out of it.

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Haiku #317236

Not looking forward
     to it at all Terry Crews
is the fucking man!!

Score: 0          

Haiku #317237

Running into bugs
     is completely normal if
you're signed up for this.

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Haiku #317238

The "nerd to comp beast"
     narrative isn't very
compelling to me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317239

don't worry I'm sure
     you'll never reproduce or
have you already?

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Haiku #317240

I wouldn't either.
     But plenty of people name
girls after flowers.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317241

This sub literally
     has master race in its name.
Whoa..! Steady on there..

Score: 0          

Haiku #317242

Just made... er prepared
     chicken fried steak that I bought
frozen from walmart.

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Haiku #317243

Forsaken are just
     corpses with their souls glued back
in with dark magic.

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Haiku #317244

It doesn't really
     pop out, it mostly shows depth
Absolute beauty.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317245

Since Florida is
     rated dead last in the US
for education.

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Haiku #317246

Depends on your style.
     I like a heavy arrow
any heavy heads.

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Haiku #317247

I don't understand
     why this is even a thing,
where did it come from?

Score: 0          

Haiku #317248

It's kind of a pain
     to calibrate it if you
mess with the cameras.

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Haiku #317249

Terry Ryan just
     has no fucking clue what he's
doing anymore.

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Haiku #317250

Had to read it all
     even though it was hard on
the eyes lol.

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Haiku #317252

Okay yeah forgot
     he left because he wasn't
even used last year.

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Haiku #313277

He was not a good
     man by any means, nor was
he a godly man.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317253

I find the chalice
     alright but nothing happens.
Right on the money.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317254

Remember that you
     don't leave tracks when sneaking or
walking through water.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317255

Until I realized,
     I have a very special
and unique talent.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317256

I don't understand
     the hate certain people get
for persevering.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317257

I have dropped so much
     weight while on this medicine
that it is crazy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317258

That might explain why
     I don't get it, because I'm
not American.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317259

The high road involves
     not responding to a punch
in the face, I guess.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317260

You really think it's
     worth pulling an Egypt just
for democracy?

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Haiku #317261

I thought oral sex
     was when people talked to each
other about sex.

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Haiku #317262

If its huge that will
     evidence that those who did
see it didn't like it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317263

You can be like "oh,
     they totalled my car" oh Thank
you for the info.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317264

I can't remember
     his name but I saw someone
(on the Cubs I think?)

Score: 0          

Haiku #317265

I'd recommend just
     jumping right into the game
and learn as you go.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317266

One team has more map
     pressure and pushes towers,
and one team defends.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317267

Real recognize real
     and bullshit racism is
gonna get torn up.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317268

I didn't know this (no
     wonder most of them only
wrote negative things).

Score: 0          

Haiku #317269

What will keep me there
     is a real long term goal, not
just higher levels.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317270

You'll get it. Shit if
     I can be decent at him
anybody can.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317271

I'm sorry you were
     (hopefully were and not still
are) feeling so bad.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317272

She's being an ass,
     who knows why, but I would just
leave her out of this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317273

Whenever I think
     people exaggerating,
he does it again.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317274

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317275

Especially Vale. Though,
     hopefully one day I'll get
used to it...." Well said.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317276

I've worked with a few
     people and all have struggled
with sponsorship. Crap.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317277

The Briscoe Brothers
     ran sell out shows every week
out of St Louis.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317278

There are others, those
     are just the ones I know off
the top of my head.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317279

Marcus Black confirmed
     to be several centuries
older then we thought.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317280

Then gondola rides
     in Venice before a white
Christmas in London.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317281

This is the biggest
     short sell opportunity
in recent history.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317282

My mom lied of course
     and said that they weren't fighting,
but I knew they were.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317283

The other thing you
     could do is simply cut off
the ends and start clean.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317284

Everything else is
     just putting off how quickly
you'll lose the next pound.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317285

What's your argument
     for him not being the best
in terms of his game?

Score: 0          

Haiku #317286

Bring ammo though, eats
     through your ammo just as fast
as the enemies.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317287

I am sure you will
     notice a boost in beard growth,
don't sweat it too much.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317288

If you want to be
     "accurate" like you said, then
you shouldn't either.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317289

Sarcasm. I know
     that he hit it and he bounced
off, or he warped through.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317290

Way more than I am
     in a lot of the series
around here. Sounds great.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317291

Kids take a big toll
     on the body, sap so much
energy and sleep.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317292

Most cashiers I know
     have a roll of paper towels
under their counter.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317293

I lived on cap hill
     and I eventually just
stole some of those signs.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317294

I almost bit on
     the gabon ebony, but
held out for this one.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317295

We are defined by
     our life experiences.
Are you serious?

Score: 0          

Haiku #317297

You're obviously
     defective and don't know what
you're talking about.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317298

Go to the ghetto
     to score like everyone else
without connections.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317299

Shutting yourself off
     to one style of play simply
inhibits your growth.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317300

A rock is also
     hairless, you know, but I guess
*that* would be rude. Yeah.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317301

It wasn't too bad
     but I could always use more
keys in the mix Wow.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317302

Signal surrender
     the moment the tower is
torched by a dragon.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317303

Thank you for sharing
     the wisdom that your suffering
has taught you. Thank you!

Score: 0          

Haiku #317304

If the story told
     here is completely true, then
he didn't do his job.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317305

But if you would like
     to ask for instructions or
something, PM me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317306

Let me know what size,
     and tree width you're looking for.
I'll keep an eye out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317307

Another third is
     average, and another third
is below average.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317308

I am not saying
     Trump is great, but Clinton is
corrupt through and through.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317309

If you can, grab some
     fresh parsley and chew on it,
especially the stems.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317310

On another note,
     probably the most physically
fit pc user.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317311

That is a pretty
     lousy transcription but you
get the idea.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317312

Sorry I forgot
     coal and negative gearing
is more important.

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Haiku #317313

At the least you can
     go contest him when he goes
into his jungle.

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Haiku #317314

I now realize why
     I was single for so long.
That's how I feel too.

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Haiku #317315

I'm more angry when
     people promote violence
because of that god.

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Haiku #317316

My favorite driving
     games on the Rift are Project
Cars and Dirt Rally.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317317

He was dealt a bad
     hand so its okay for him
to use someone else?

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Haiku #317318

As I said before,
     if English is your strong suit,
that doesn't bode well.

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Haiku #317319

It was a few years
     ago and I'm still angry
at myself for it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #284168

I'm actually doing
     this exact thing in a week.
Also from Nashville.

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Haiku #317320

They just kinda pug
     there way to a victory half
trying One guy one jar.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317321

Do you have a link
     to the editing software?
Thanks! [deleted] Yes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317322

It doesn't even
     get dark until like, 11pm
here in the midwest.

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Haiku #317323

I am not sure if
     I am being attacked by
mealy bugs or not.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317324

Its never going
     to get easier, you just
lift heavier things!

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Haiku #317325

I think they might be
     first cousins, or at least first
cousins once removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317326

Guess I'll ask her too.
     Thanks again Never as good
as dipping your wick.

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