Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #39577

[deleted] Clearly,
     it was dropped BY the [giant
drop of Oil Mascot.

Score: -1          

Haiku #40514

That list is awesome,
     especially for *All Quiet
on the Western Front*.

Score: -1          

Haiku #39126

The icon displayed
     while active has not changed since
the game was released.

Score: -1          

Haiku #39122

I'm no expert, but
     I've learned a lot in the year
that I've been riding.

Score: -1          

Haiku #300940

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: -1          

Haiku #300955

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: -1          

Haiku #300961

It really helped me
     focus on where I wanted
my story to go.

Score: -1          

Haiku #266449

The original
     argument was that miners
have all the power.

Score: -1          

Haiku #300963

Which is especially
     stupid because there are "bad
feminists" out there.

Score: -1          

Haiku #300985

It's a fantastic
     album, but is very much
flawed and unfinished.

Score: -1          

Haiku #300987

But it's really up
     to you to decide if it's
good enough for you.

Score: -1          

Haiku #300990

Understand what you
     can't afford right now until
you get more money.

Score: -1          

Haiku #300993

It does a pretty
     good job explaining hardware
and software functions.

Score: -1          

Haiku #300934

When you get a new
     console, you're games aren't going
to work anymore.

Score: -1          

Haiku #300928

[deleted] If it's
     not due to him felling ill,
then yes, he's shiny!

Score: -1          

Haiku #300895

Their sex drive goes through
     the roof in ways they never
understood before.

Score: -1          

Haiku #301027

They're probably the same
     people who dropped out of sports
at an early age.

Score: -1          

Haiku #300891

Its incredible
     for your mind and feels fucking
great in your body.

Score: -1          

Haiku #136647

Checkmate atheists
     He's always had my heart That's
really helpful. Thanks!

Score: -1          

Haiku #130368

Unless the house has
     no AC, then run the fan.
[deleted] Got me.

Score: -1          

Haiku #106204

This refresh probably
     causes the other history
entry in my list.

Score: -1          

Haiku #106203

I think it's a bit
     too early to make any
predictions yet though.

Score: -1          

Haiku #106202

That doesn't depend
     on the size of the country.
That's a lame excuse.

Score: -1          

Haiku #106212

I didn't have any
     friends at school or friends to go
out with on weekends.

Score: -1          

Haiku #106201

Damn, it's nuts to me
     that this record is a cheap
one now. It's so good.

Score: -1          

Haiku #106215

Asians adopted
     by whites are smarter than their
adoptive parents.

Score: -1          

Haiku #106216

I work hard and vote
     left, like so many others.
~~Damn~~ Thanks Obama.

Score: -1          

Haiku #106200

I'd need a broker,
     and father can do that too.
He broke the damn game!

Score: -1          

Haiku #96693

Yeah, my father's old
     college roommate is running
for mayor up there.

Score: -1          

Haiku #106191

Meeting with people
     *in person* only heightens
the experience.

Score: -1          

Haiku #96705

Just makin a joke
     I actually respect marching
band, its hard as fuck!

Score: -1          

Haiku #96695

He is generally
     good at fielding and hitting.
He is in a slump.

Score: -1          

Haiku #209369

The early footage
     and impressions really rubbed
people the wrong way.

Score: -1          

Haiku #209367

He's gone, and you wake
     up in the hospital not
knowing what happened.

Score: -1          

Haiku #209320

The universe... heh...
     what a concept. I was tricked.
You SOB!! Oh I know.

Score: -1          

Haiku #209312

So... Could you add me?
     I won't be available
for much longer. Um....

Score: -1          

Haiku #209310

And classless. they taste
     nice and last long, with little
to no calories.

Score: -1          

Haiku #209300

Steel Last is a bad
     location for sentry nests,
for a good reason.

Score: -1          

Haiku #209297

Go balls to the wall
     and ruin yourself, and you
will likely wash out.

Score: -1          

Haiku #209294

on two occasions,
     the Rags fan next to me was
telling him off too.

Score: -1          

Haiku #193576

Or at least, you know,
     any team that's at least won
more games than they've lost?

Score: -1          

Haiku #193565

Durant had to make
     his season debut against
Anthony Davis...

Score: -1          

Haiku #215562

[deleted] You aren't
     really overweight, just look
like a normal dude.

Score: -1          

Haiku #193564

alright ill see if
     I can find you My bad, you
know what I meant though.

Score: -1          

Haiku #193557

Or Palo Duro
     State Park! The pictures on their
site looks beautiful!

Score: -1          

Haiku #209360

How would it work if
     free to play and getting all
the cards was easy?

Score: -1          

Haiku #209354

Has anyone here?
     How are they? Michigan too,
or at least parts. Cool.

Score: -1          

Haiku #209365

you just want to see
     their dicks [deleted] *"I don't
need a search warrant.

Score: -1          

Haiku #215519

[deleted] Your hex
     looks rounded out, so its prob
time for new rims too.

Score: -1          

Haiku #257139

You should do what makes
     YOU happy first. No partner
will make you happy.

Score: -1          

Haiku #257143

But that was a fun
     game to watch Off course mr
Politburo man!

Score: -1          

Haiku #242711

[deleted] Perhaps.
     Good point, and that was somewhat
naive on my part.

Score: -1          

Haiku #257144

Isis already
     said they want to infiltrate
using refugees.

Score: -1          

Haiku #242700

had some stuff I had
     to do first but I'm posting
the giveaway now.

Score: -1          

Haiku #257147

Regardless, the thought
     and time you took for this are
worth many a ups.

Score: -1          

Haiku #257148

He's comfortable
     on the ball and great at those
standing challenges.

Score: -1          

Haiku #257149

Colored pencils, what
     the fuck is the other thing?
I've never heard that.

Score: -1          

Haiku #242690

It really blew me
     away for a show I was
hesitant to start.

Score: -1          

Haiku #257151

If you wouldn't mind
     could you provide a download
link when you finish?

Score: -1          

Haiku #257152

It's MUCH easier
     to talk when there is something
physical to do!

Score: -1          

Haiku #242688

I thought it would be
     cool if the game was counting
down to the long dark.

Score: -1          

Haiku #257155

I want to know what
     brand of hand lotion Ramo
uses on his hair.

Score: -1          

Haiku #257158

Luckily, I love
     almond milk, so I can eat
cereal with milk.

Score: -1          

Haiku #257160

I hate it so much!
     I have so many friend ms
that do this. They are.

Score: -1          

Haiku #257161

Actually someone talked
     about a lot in this sub
I believe. Really?

Score: -1          

Haiku #257167

This boy is lying
     to you, hiding things from you,
and ignoring you.

Score: -1          

Haiku #231911

Awesome, you had me
     scared for a second there "This"
*She gestures around.

Score: -1          

Haiku #28969

I will be able
     to know what is being said
next etc.

Score: -1          

Haiku #626

[removed] I always
     thought this guy was not sane, but
now it is confirmed.

Score: -1          

Haiku #348592

Can you only get
     the Jordan connection if
you sign with Jordan?

Score: -1          

Haiku #348595

###Lock him up! (Also,
     annoyed this will probably get
no play.) Hello friend!

Score: -1          

Haiku #348597

I have a level
     one character for turning
in certain items.

Score: -1          

Haiku #79725

Turn it louder eh
     he has poor form I bit his
hand while giving birth.

Score: -1          

Haiku #79724

This is basically
     what im talking about, his
opener was good.

Score: -1          

Haiku #301014

I think Clinton is
     so happy that she's facing
Trump in the general.

Score: -1          

Haiku #300943

Cheers, mate. great OK,
     then please try a more common
language, like English.

Score: -1          

Haiku #206468

Yeah you need to learn
     history from history books not
racial studies class.

Score: -1          

Haiku #106213

Probably, the worst thing
     I have thought about was when
my grandmother died.

Score: -1          

Haiku #39117

My friend and I had
     to pick up another friend
at Hobby today.

Score: -1          

Haiku #5635

[deleted] Maybe
     I want to annoy grammar
Nazis from the grave.

Score: -1          

Haiku #326390

Never burn a bridge
     even if you dislike it.
Thanks for submitting!

Score: -1          

Haiku #299988

BUT THIS WAS A M
     A Z I N G. "I GOT
YOU NOW" Esteban?

Score: -1          

Haiku #19649

You can't feel it, if
     you haven't been touched by Him.
wet asphalt How so?

Score: -1          

Haiku #6947

[deleted] If you
     pee on your feet, it helps get
rid of athletes foot.

Score: -1          

Haiku #614

Knowing that makes things
     even bleaker than your 'won't
fix global warming'.

Score: -1          

Haiku #229261

In fact, literally
     app I've tried that was timeline
enabled didn't work.

Score: -1          

Haiku #26146

More information:
     "Early this morning, history
repeated itself.

Score: -1          

Haiku #242689

You see the doctor
     once and only once *You are
or You're would fine too.

Score: -1          

Haiku #74814

^^^^^buy ^^^^^subaru Not
     really a great attitude
to have though is it?

Score: -1          

Haiku #19692

Tremendously skilled
     dude, and he breaks it down nice
and easy in those.

Score: -1          

Haiku #128521

I'd do it myself
     if I was allowed but nah,
PAYE it is for me.

Score: -1          

Haiku #123751

In cancer, mice do
     not spontaneously get
the cancers we get.

Score: -1          

Haiku #123155

I can off you like
     45k I don't like another
man's penis in it?

Score: -1          

Haiku #122592

You could probably get
     extra volume out of them,
but that's about it.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19267

I personally find
     Christianity to be
the most persuasive.

Score: -1          

Haiku #155388

since they are "support"
     characters in their own game.
Why would he come back?

Score: -1          

Haiku #27692

Whatever it takes
     to keep idiots like you
from breeding, I'm down.

Score: -1          

Haiku #25426

If it's important
     but very familiar, not
much anxiety.

Score: -1          

Haiku #130130

Flair just indicates
     what team you support or what
champion you like.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19076

Women are always
     all over the place with their
jewelry, shoes, makeup.

Score: -1          

Haiku #5597

can you do better?
     Mrs Cunt wishes to know
She is a cancer.

Score: -1          

Haiku #4748

Go on, attack me.
     I'll get my family to vote
republican too.

Score: -1          

Haiku #39564

Don't get them unless
     you're a career criminal
or a side show freak.

Score: -1          

Haiku #72678

I also did not
     have my own TV until
I went to college.

Score: -1          

Haiku #703

Like the cassette tape,
     the format can still be viewed;
its contents enjoyed.

Score: -1          

Haiku #337233

Seven Pounds with Will
     Smith. I was not expecting
the ending at all.

Score: -1          

Haiku #40494

[deleted] It's nice
     to see that you are taking
this seriously.

Score: -1          

Haiku #326413

sending a PM.
     Common projects Achilles
low Double bummer.

Score: -1          

Haiku #18962

He's a pretty nice
     guy as long as you're straight, white,
and Christian. :S What?

Score: -1          

Haiku #18952

[deleted] Triple
     H is trying to be a face
authority role.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19691

He's just not great. But,
     as you said, he plays above
himself when needed.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19694

Otherwise, we make
     ourselves weak, and unprepared
for what is to come.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19704

For a start they had
     been told to soften them up
by CIA slime.

Score: -1          

Haiku #69182

but seriously,
     people sleep on the warriors
players, hyped or not.

Score: -1          

Haiku #18975

Annie? [deleted]
     What? where is the Northbound I-35
to Westbound Ben White?

Score: -1          

Haiku #19687

I think it'd make
     people look after their tools
& accessories.

Score: -1          

Haiku #69183

Man if I had watched
     this trailer before I had
played I would be pissed.

Score: -1          

Haiku #6529

we can rebuild him,
     we have the technology
I just blue myself.

Score: -1          

Haiku #69189

I'm not feeding him
     that shit, I don't even eat
processed shit myself.

Score: -1          

Haiku #6532

Se pare ca el nu."
     and am ready to publish
whenever you are.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19645

This corroborates
     the 19x19 that includes the chunk
you are standing in.

Score: -1          

Haiku #69199

Really like the hair.
     Hope to see more of you soon.
Happy cake my friend.

Score: -1          

Haiku #69165

Supplement? No no
     no, go buy some coconut
oil and cook with it.

Score: -1          

Haiku #69200

Nah. I'm in London.
     Will probably get it in Black
if they have it. Link?

Score: -1          

Haiku #19284

[deleted] This is
     true, but they have to perform
at a high level.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19703

I hate the primer
     potion in that container,
but it's still good stuff!

Score: -1          

Haiku #19642

It makes me feel like
     I've done something wrong. Will do,
thanks for your support.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19521

I'll be in my bunk.
     [deleted] what's your routine?
Bitches LOVE birthdays!

Score: -1          

Haiku #19463

I know nothing." [](/c01
     "Some ponies just want to watch
the world learn.") Oh man.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19482

Now I have extra
     milk for my coffee, thanks man!!!
[deleted] Sounds good.

Score: -1          

Haiku #18705

[deleted] I lived
     with a younger girl who was
pretty disgusting.

Score: -1          

Haiku #69167

Other then pluto,
     things are orbiting in what
looks like a flat plane.

Score: -1          

Haiku #69168

The bullet went threw
     one cheek and out the other.
It was fucking nuts.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19624

[deleted] Really?
     Do you work on these systems?
They have batteries.

Score: -1          

Haiku #18980

[deleted] You first.
     I will never make babies
now Don't be jealous.

Score: -1          

Haiku #153742

If they can't find time
     for you everyday, then it's
just a bad partner.

Score: -1          

Haiku #136533

I'm welling up just
     looking at him. Holy fuck........
That happened. Me too!

Score: -1          

Haiku #136537

Oh you can't breathe now?
     Due to the asthma? Chill man.
The game's horrible.

Score: -1          

Haiku #136535

Would the result just
     be that pan left sounds more left
than it actually is?

Score: -1          

Haiku #272031

what is this Its not
     about it being public
or not. Dudes at work.

Score: -1          

Haiku #272038

Technically you may
     be right, but that's not how it's
used typically. Yes.

Score: -1          

Haiku #216409

Think of the children!
     But shooting people in US
is part of culture.

Score: -1          

Haiku #268514

That's worse than white trash.
     At least with white trash I can
write hate messages.

Score: -1          

Haiku #272015

Put you first, fuck her.
     She made her bed, she can lie
in it embarrassed.

Score: -1          

Haiku #271991

are obviously
     being pulled down quite a bit
by some ethnic groups.

Score: -1          

Haiku #268497

The government will
     decide how much medical
care you will receive.

Score: -1          

Haiku #19257

First mistake is not
     thinking game is on until
she shows some interest.

Score: -2          

Haiku #224674

[deleted] People
     are different, not everyone
loved it Slide Lid Box.

Score: -2          

Haiku #96896

Not tipping, even
     for bad service, is taking
the service for free.

Score: -2          

Haiku #135602

[deleted] I went
     to the Sigur Ros concert
at Olympic park.

Score: -2          

Haiku #39128

But, diablo3 man.
     Good song. I bet they would be
unreal live. DAE think?

Score: -2          

Haiku #122642

lol yeah, what's
     that all about anyway?
Party Abandons.

Score: -2          

Haiku #84752

I don't even know
     why it'd occur to you
to try, lol!

Score: -2          

Haiku #17114

[deleted] is there
     any before and after
the gym images?

Score: -2          

Haiku #19070

I think your mom should
     cook me bacon Your teacher
is a stupid bitch.

Score: -2          

Haiku #18944

Stop trying to figure
     out if she is telling you
you "should" make a move.

Score: -2          

Haiku #23806

What is "APC"?
     Don't worry. No one agreed
to anything. [Ping?

Score: -2          

Haiku #19052

To stalk shelves. At night.
     Fuck sakes. question abortion
Not all women do.

Score: -2          

Haiku #229264

You will find you are
     spoiled for choice on that budget
for that kind of car.

Score: -2          

Haiku #619

life imitates art
     Happy New Year? [deleted]
That's the *Code* hype. Wow.

Score: -3          

Haiku #19633

The original
     template for TE S always
dug into my arms.

Score: -3          

Haiku #792

[deleted] More death
     sentences is not a bad
thing its a good thing.

Score: -4          


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