Haiku #96695
He is generally
good at fielding and hitting.
He is in a slump.
You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.
The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.
The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.
These pages are regenerated every 1 hour with updated scores -- please browse and upvote/downvote away.
He is generally
good at fielding and hitting.
He is in a slump.
are obviously
being pulled down quite a bit
by some ethnic groups.
Put you first, fuck her.
She made her bed, she can lie
in it embarrassed.
That's worse than white trash.
At least with white trash I can
write hate messages.
The government will
decide how much medical
care you will receive.
what is this Its not
about it being public
or not. Dudes at work.
Technically you may
be right, but that's not how it's
used typically. Yes.
I really hate when
medical people call me
sweetheart of honey.
Women are always
all over the place with their
jewelry, shoes, makeup.
For a start they had
been told to soften them up
by CIA slime.
He's just not great. But,
as you said, he plays above
himself when needed.
[deleted] Clearly,
it was dropped BY the [giant
drop of Oil Mascot.
Otherwise, we make
ourselves weak, and unprepared
for what is to come.
I hate the primer
potion in that container,
but it's still good stuff!
[deleted] Triple
H is trying to be a face
authority role.
I think it'd make
people look after their tools
& accessories.
I'll be in my bunk.
[deleted] what's your routine?
Bitches LOVE birthdays!
[deleted] This is
true, but they have to perform
at a high level.
Some will tell you what
each card means, and some will read
the spread as a whole.
It really blew me
away for a show I was
hesitant to start.
I thought it would be
cool if the game was counting
down to the long dark.
[deleted] Perhaps.
Good point, and that was somewhat
naive on my part.
Awesome, you had me
scared for a second there "This"
*She gestures around.
Sort of like it did
with the first amendment right
to records police.
Hopefully its not
as bad as it looks right now
[deleted] I clicked.
had some stuff I had
to do first but I'm posting
the giveaway now.
well, they can either
B or A or S or E
jump once, anyway.
LOL! I was
on mobile and was lazy
to type the whole thing.
That list is awesome,
especially for *All Quiet
on the Western Front*.
I always called him
Chan Woo Park.. Can you explain
why it's Park Chan Woo.
TIL. At a certain
point, yes. ...Wow. I could do that.
Eat all the onions!!
but did you ever
want to be a little girl?
[deleted] Really?
Bill and Ted's Heinous
Happening Video is too
long [Any better?
I'm no expert, but
I've learned a lot in the year
that I've been riding.
The icon displayed
while active has not changed since
the game was released.
Talk to her about
what you're feeling like you would
talk to a partner.
sending a PM.
Common projects Achilles
low Double bummer.
They're probably the same
people who dropped out of sports
at an early age.
When you get a new
console, you're games aren't going
to work anymore.
[deleted] If it's
not due to him felling ill,
then yes, he's shiny!
Their sex drive goes through
the roof in ways they never
understood before.
Its incredible
for your mind and feels fucking
great in your body.
Forgetting these points
are almost definitely
why it was removed.
If they can't find time
for you everyday, then it's
just a bad partner.
Oh you can't breathe now?
Due to the asthma? Chill man.
The game's horrible.
Unless the house has
no AC, then run the fan.
[deleted] Got me.
I'm welling up just
looking at him. Holy fuck........
That happened. Me too!
Would the result just
be that pan left sounds more left
than it actually is?
Or at least, you know,
any team that's at least won
more games than they've lost?
Durant had to make
his season debut against
Anthony Davis...
And then when you went
bold, umm, I'm really not sure
what you're trying to do.
alright ill see if
I can find you My bad, you
know what I meant though.
Or Palo Duro
State Park! The pictures on their
site looks beautiful!
This boy is lying
to you, hiding things from you,
and ignoring you.
He's comfortable
on the ball and great at those
standing challenges.
Regardless, the thought
and time you took for this are
worth many a ups.
You should do what makes
YOU happy first. No partner
will make you happy.
Isis already
said they want to infiltrate
using refugees.
But that was a fun
game to watch Off course mr
Politburo man!
Luckily, I love
almond milk, so I can eat
cereal with milk.
I want to know what
brand of hand lotion Ramo
uses on his hair.
I hate it so much!
I have so many friend ms
that do this. They are.
Actually someone talked
about a lot in this sub
I believe. Really?
It's MUCH easier
to talk when there is something
physical to do!
If you wouldn't mind
could you provide a download
link when you finish?
Colored pencils, what
the fuck is the other thing?
I've never heard that.
[deleted] It's nice
to see that you are taking
this seriously.
Because sexual
violence against women
is hilarious.
Fuck Me In The Ass
Because I love Jesus is
the first thing he sees.
Other then pluto,
things are orbiting in what
looks like a flat plane.
Supplement? No no
no, go buy some coconut
oil and cook with it.
I'd need a broker,
and father can do that too.
He broke the damn game!
Damn, it's nuts to me
that this record is a cheap
one now. It's so good.
That doesn't depend
on the size of the country.
That's a lame excuse.
We should go further.
[deleted] Where was that cruise
ship planning to go...
Meeting with people
*in person* only heightens
the experience.
Nah. I'm in London.
Will probably get it in Black
if they have it. Link?
Really like the hair.
Hope to see more of you soon.
Happy cake my friend.
I'm not feeding him
that shit, I don't even eat
processed shit myself.
Man if I had watched
this trailer before I had
played I would be pissed.
but seriously,
people sleep on the warriors
players, hyped or not.
The bullet went threw
one cheek and out the other.
It was fucking nuts.
Checkmate atheists
He's always had my heart That's
really helpful. Thanks!
I can off you like
45k I don't like another
man's penis in it?
Se pare ca el nu."
and am ready to publish
whenever you are.
^^^^^buy ^^^^^subaru Not
really a great attitude
to have though is it?
[deleted] If you
pee on your feet, it helps get
rid of athletes foot.
This is basically
what im talking about, his
opener was good.
Now I have extra
milk for my coffee, thanks man!!!
[deleted] Sounds good.
I think Clinton is
so happy that she's facing
Trump in the general.
Cheers, mate. great OK,
then please try a more common
language, like English.
I know nothing." [](/c01
"Some ponies just want to watch
the world learn.") Oh man.
Probably, the worst thing
I have thought about was when
my grandmother died.
It makes me feel like
I've done something wrong. Will do,
thanks for your support.
My friend and I had
to pick up another friend
at Hobby today.
You see the doctor
once and only once *You are
or You're would fine too.
Tremendously skilled
dude, and he breaks it down nice
and easy in those.
He's a pretty nice
guy as long as you're straight, white,
and Christian. :S What?
[deleted] Really?
Do you work on these systems?
They have batteries.
I have a level
one character for turning
in certain items.
BUT THIS WAS A M
A Z I N G. "I GOT
YOU NOW" Esteban?
Flair just indicates
what team you support or what
champion you like.
I'd do it myself
if I was allowed but nah,
PAYE it is for me.
In cancer, mice do
not spontaneously get
the cancers we get.
we can rebuild him,
we have the technology
I just blue myself.
Annie? [deleted]
What? where is the Northbound I-35
to Westbound Ben White?
You could probably get
extra volume out of them,
but that's about it.
[deleted] You first.
I will never make babies
now Don't be jealous.
I also did not
have my own TV until
I went to college.
I personally find
Christianity to be
the most persuasive.
since they are "support"
characters in their own game.
Why would he come back?
This corroborates
the 19x19 that includes the chunk
you are standing in.
Never burn a bridge
even if you dislike it.
Thanks for submitting!
You can't feel it, if
you haven't been touched by Him.
wet asphalt How so?
[deleted] Maybe
I want to annoy grammar
Nazis from the grave.
Like the cassette tape,
the format can still be viewed;
its contents enjoyed.
[removed] I always
thought this guy was not sane, but
now it is confirmed.
Can you only get
the Jordan connection if
you sign with Jordan?
###Lock him up! (Also,
annoyed this will probably get
no play.) Hello friend!
Knowing that makes things
even bleaker than your 'won't
fix global warming'.
In fact, literally
app I've tried that was timeline
enabled didn't work.
More information:
"Early this morning, history
repeated itself.
Yeah you need to learn
history from history books not
racial studies class.
Go on, attack me.
I'll get my family to vote
republican too.
Don't get them unless
you're a career criminal
or a side show freak.
can you do better?
Mrs Cunt wishes to know
She is a cancer.
Seven Pounds with Will
Smith. I was not expecting
the ending at all.
I will be able
to know what is being said
next etc.
Whatever it takes
to keep idiots like you
from breeding, I'm down.
If it's important
but very familiar, not
much anxiety.
[deleted] I lived
with a younger girl who was
pretty disgusting.
Turn it louder eh
he has poor form I bit his
hand while giving birth.
[deleted] Your hex
looks rounded out, so its prob
time for new rims too.
The early footage
and impressions really rubbed
people the wrong way.
He's gone, and you wake
up in the hospital not
knowing what happened.
you just want to see
their dicks [deleted] *"I don't
need a search warrant.
How would it work if
free to play and getting all
the cards was easy?
Has anyone here?
How are they? Michigan too,
or at least parts. Cool.
The universe... heh...
what a concept. I was tricked.
You SOB!! Oh I know.
So... Could you add me?
I won't be available
for much longer. Um....
[deleted] You aren't
really overweight, just look
like a normal dude.
And classless. they taste
nice and last long, with little
to no calories.
Steel Last is a bad
location for sentry nests,
for a good reason.
on two occasions,
the Rags fan next to me was
telling him off too.
Think of the children!
But shooting people in US
is part of culture.
Go balls to the wall
and ruin yourself, and you
will likely wash out.
Stop trying to figure
out if she is telling you
you "should" make a move.
I don't even know
why it'd occur to you
to try, lol!
What is "APC"?
Don't worry. No one agreed
to anything. [Ping?
[deleted] is there
any before and after
the gym images?
lol yeah, what's
that all about anyway?
Party Abandons.
To stalk shelves. At night.
Fuck sakes. question abortion
Not all women do.
Not tipping, even
for bad service, is taking
the service for free.
[deleted] I went
to the Sigur Ros concert
at Olympic park.
I think your mom should
cook me bacon Your teacher
is a stupid bitch.
First mistake is not
thinking game is on until
she shows some interest.
You will find you are
spoiled for choice on that budget
for that kind of car.
[deleted] People
are different, not everyone
loved it Slide Lid Box.
But, diablo3 man.
Good song. I bet they would be
unreal live. DAE think?
life imitates art
Happy New Year? [deleted]
That's the *Code* hype. Wow.
The original
template for TE S always
dug into my arms.
[deleted] More death
sentences is not a bad
thing its a good thing.