Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #316720

I think you will can
     come up with new idea
from them. All the best.

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Haiku #316721

I used red lentils
     and most everything else came
from my spice cabinet.

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Haiku #316722

Yeah, he certainly
     helped many understand how
bad the whole thing is.

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Haiku #316723

I love the social
     aspect of this game bringing
people together.

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Haiku #316724

But maybe the ones
     whose houses just burned down should
get priority?

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Haiku #316725

I don't know Mike, but
     if I see him I'll relay
the message for you.

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Haiku #316726

Thanks! I'm glad we share
     the same values when it comes
to education.

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Haiku #316727

Give the link some time
     to load, as cover art is
included as well.

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Haiku #316728

Let me know if you
     have any other questions!
I have not either.

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Haiku #316729

The original
     link has the entire crew
currently involved.

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Haiku #316730

Not sure what happened
     to this group, but I suspect
something similar.

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Haiku #316731

Also curious
     what kinda projects here were
you talking about?

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Haiku #316732

There's so much other
     stuff around that could be used.
[deleted] Thanks man.

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Haiku #316733

Just some friendly folks
     from the Nation of Islam
spreading the good word.

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Haiku #316734

He might not care if
     people die in the process
Best of luck! I see.

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Haiku #316735

When seeing this guy
     again, you can click on him
and see his info.

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Haiku #316736

Sounds good! I'm impressed
     your expenses are so low.
Next step: start saving.

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Haiku #316737

[removed] Jankowski
     Alright Loney, long fly ball
and we're in the lead.

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Haiku #316738

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #316739

He's not gonna get
     the minutes necessary
to get ROY numbers.

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Haiku #316740

Again, weird feeling
     but soon after it started
to feel really good.

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Haiku #316741

And a little can
     go a long way with this girl.
Nah I like this sub.

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Haiku #316742

they literally slapped
     the guy in the face without
actually doing so.

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Haiku #316743

Unfortunately
     this isn't the time to try
and fight the system.

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Haiku #316744

If they are trusses
     usually the bearing points
are the outside walls.

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Haiku #316745

If so, and nothing
     else is above it you should
not have a problem.

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Haiku #316747

They can be handful
     but it's I think it can be
great for both of you.

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Haiku #316748

(From an atheist,
     lol) Wow, I'm really
glad you posted that.

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Haiku #316749

How do you figure?
     I don't think you understand
what clothing is for.

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Haiku #316750

Contentious? I feel
     like there's a better word, but
I can't think of it.

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Haiku #316751

[deleted] How are
     we being more immature
than you right now? Thanks.

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Haiku #316752

Get used to it. [Still
     sad that mine somehow turned out
completely normal.

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Haiku #316753

If I'm around I'll
     check our Antioch Yeah lets
not mention that one.

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Haiku #316754

Don't count the days, make
     the days count. Thank you for this!
I will bring this up!

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Haiku #316755

That all being said,
     it sounds like you should have more
water on your brush.

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Haiku #316756

Hell blacks kill more blacks
     each year then the KKK
did in its history.

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Haiku #316757

Thanks! [removed] Sorry.
     90's triangle penguin. Yes,
I am interested.

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Haiku #316758

Maybe despite his
     height he has amazingly
good accuracy.

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Haiku #316759

Do you think Easy
     Mode is also cheapening
the experience?

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Haiku #316760

Always baffled me
     there had to be a better
way to off yourself.

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Haiku #316761

Trying to figure out
     what current you think you will get
is a fools errand.

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Haiku #316762

What's more likely is
     that your health and sleep aren't like
what they used to be.

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Haiku #316763

People already
     hate the way it drags after
the Ring is destroyed.

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Haiku #316764

Just in a hey mate
     I wanted to say that you're
looking okay mate!

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Haiku #316765

Added! Crafty games
     has an Alloy of Law book
out there already.

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Haiku #316766

Which is the actually
     the worst attack in the game
along with Rock Smash.

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Haiku #316767

Why the fucking fuck
     is our narrative losing?
This can't be happening.

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Haiku #316768

When I said 'stealth game'
     I meant more 'a game with stealth
elements to it'.

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Haiku #316769

They need to pull him.
     This is classic Tom Koehler
meltdown behavior.

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Haiku #316770

It could have aspects
     like discovery zone only
scaled to adult size.

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Haiku #315060

to send a PM
     to also be reminded
and to reduce spam.

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Haiku #316771

This is amazing.
     The details are very nice.
It looks very cute.

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Haiku #316772

This leads to them not
     being useful for much, if
you think about it.

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Haiku #316773

Not shoot to kill is
     quite important if you want
to understand why.

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Haiku #316774

I really don't care
     about the issues you are
having at this point.

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Haiku #316775

When someone asks me
     what book I'm reading, or what
movie I'm watching.

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Haiku #316776

And most countries will
     not choose the perfect migrants,
like Canada does.

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Haiku #316777

More expensive but
     depends on how much you care
about your coffee.

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Haiku #316778

It's good if you aren't
     like that, but there are plenty
that are. No problem.

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Haiku #316779

My professional
     opinion as a doctor
will agree with you.

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Haiku #316780

I'd rather protect
     those who have service dogs through
the proper channel.

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Haiku #316781

Try to get stationed
     somewhere with things to do, if
at all possible.

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Haiku #316782

This is such a slow
     game That same website OP linked
to sold ammo, too.

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Haiku #316783

Needs more monkey/ Why
     is this getting down voted
None that I can tell.

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Haiku #316784

Even if it is
     wrong, you have to weigh up if
you want to complain.

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Haiku #316785

I see why you might
     say this, but I don't think it's
fully accurate.

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Haiku #316786

It took a hacker
     to acquire these chat logs.
My mind is blown though.

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Haiku #316787

They can. It's just not
     for them but the next time there
is an election.

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Haiku #316788

Trying out that special
     European Villa card
now and he's insane.

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Haiku #316789

Would it be better
     to not use my phone at all
in the car? I'm sure.

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Haiku #316791

Looks like Rover got
     *really* tired of riding
all those trains. Eyes red?

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Haiku #316792

He never finished
     and I think it was because
his ball fell apart.

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Haiku #316793

lol tell him
     he's a pussy and to get
up and get shit done.

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Haiku #316795

Destroyers don't dare
     getting close, since her big guns
hurt, and hurt a lot!

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Haiku #316796

:D Small items should
     be fine but it knows how much
what you scan should weigh.

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Haiku #316797

There is way too much
     good information out there
not to use. Good LUCK!

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Haiku #316798

Lower cost fibre
     for small businesses would be
really handy though.

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Haiku #316799

I would just buy one.
     The devices are mostly
built in the first place.

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Haiku #316800

Fat distribution
     isn't as driven by age
as, say, bone structure.

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Haiku #316801

Houses are normally
     built after the mine has been
there for a long time.

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Haiku #316802

Oh really? I had
     no idea guess I got
to read the book then!

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Haiku #316803

I want to vacuum
     that couch and floor so bad it's
giving me tremors.

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Haiku #316804

Then it's just as well
     both words were direct quotes from
OP then, isn't it?

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Haiku #316805

They're good people though.
     I kind of feel bad for them
for their hope in this.

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Haiku #316806

Plus do you even
     see him anywhere within
firing range? Thanks man!

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Haiku #316807

The opening part
     was so fun I wanted more
stupid crap like that.

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Haiku #316808

I am curious
     how working these hours has worked
out for people, though.

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Haiku #316809

He should not be snubbed
     for trying to make the platform
more accessible.

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Haiku #316810

im still here, keep me
     posted So he lost nothing,
but is still angry?

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Haiku #316811

Just added you! "Ve
     are losing specimens left
and right, Commander!

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Haiku #316812

If he starts gassing
     thousands then we can talk. Ah...
My apologies...

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Haiku #316813

What country doesn't
     eat and listen to music
during Ramadan?

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Haiku #316814

I mean I can't shake
     the feeling it feels broken
(not in a good way).

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Haiku #316815

Dick's statement about
     how many people at work
really do their job?

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Haiku #316816

It's a shame but that's
     how it is. For now, at least.
Yeah, fuck those people.

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Haiku #316817

it took me a while
     to realize how much you mean
by just living life.

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Haiku #316818

And I mean, if you
     close your eyes, you still kinda
win a little bit.

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Haiku #316820

Flaccid my dick has
     shrunk to almost nothing, that's
really freaked me out.

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Haiku #316821

Maybe not now but
     when it dies down a little
there won't be big crowds.

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Haiku #316822

"Are you Rick?" "Yes, love."
     "Who is Richard?" The vicar
waited patiently.

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Haiku #316823

Good show though. I want
     give more free time, but I don't
think I am allowed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316824

You could really be
     stuck in a permanent debt
cycle otherwise.

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Haiku #316825

Otherwise, I'm sure
     school trip horror stories like
this aren't uncommon.

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Haiku #316826

Didn't know this either.
     Weapon damage requirement.
Those are called lizards.

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Haiku #316827

CIA would fund
     rebels and make the country
tear itself apart.

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Haiku #316828

That being said, I'll
     give the slight edge to curry
on talent alone.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316830

Just really confused
     by the way that lesson was
apparently taught.

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Haiku #316831

I've met many kind
     and friendly people walking
around my city.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316832

Hmmm... I'd believe you...
     but you haven't shared any
photos to prove it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316833

I love those mini
     friendships I make with other
parents at the park.

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Haiku #316834

Eye dazzling get rich
     quick scheme is what it appears
to be but its not.

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Haiku #316835

This is all pretty
     expensive, so you need more
yield to pay it off.

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Haiku #316836

Really cool. No I've
     never cheated on an SO.
I've been tempted though.

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Haiku #316837

Mobs in general are
     rarely civil, hence the phrase
'Mob Mentality'.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283680

Unfortunately
     this is the end of the line
for you, all of you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316838

And there are several
     opinion pieces that may
be worth checking out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316839

At your weight, I would
     keep focusing mainly on
fixing your diet.

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Haiku #316840

They also have mosques
     that are funded by Saudi
Arabia. Oh.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316841

It makes the object
     attract various nearby
objects or people.

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Haiku #316842

Hunting accidents
     are a major cause of death
in America.

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Haiku #316843

Though it can't really
     get much worse at this point right?
I have one as well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316844

You'll feel weaker, but
     lifting will burn calories
and help you lose weight.

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Haiku #316845

I know they can hear
     the crunching, and it gives me
stage fright. That's ok.

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Haiku #316846

oh I understand
     the cap reasons why we spend
pittance on the line.

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Haiku #316847

My ex husband tried
     to convince me and others
that I was crazy.

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Haiku #316848

Not that he can wipe
     out my turrets, but because
I hate gorillas.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316849

I'm wracking my brain
     and I'm like, damn, what good stuff
has happened this year?

Score: 0          

Haiku #316850

You people realize
     we hate her because of shit
she's said and done right?

Score: 0          

Haiku #316851

Sometimes a bumpy
     road will give you false knock, or
could just be a fluke.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316852

It really only
     gets better in the second
season, and later.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316853

But I understand,
     the lack of experience
is pretty glaring.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316854

The best way to sort
     that out is to get a look
at the instructions.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316855

I'm just gonna be
     like "you don't have a cold babe.
I know for a fact."

Score: 0          

Haiku #316856

The one unable
     to come up with reasonable
arguments is you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316857

With continued work
     and gigs, you will only get
better and better.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316858

The Zombies were dropped
     in the middle of their first
and only LP.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316859

I subscribed and turned
     on post notifications.
Awesome videos!

Score: 0          

Haiku #316860

*To All: "ALOHA
     SNACKBAR"* Rammed him. He got High
Caliber for that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316861

Keep up the great work
     and hope to see more 'Wanna
Watch a Movie'? soon.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316862

Get one. You'll thank me
     for it later If you're team
valor hit me up.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316863

I don't think they're worth
     retail but I like their stuff
better than J. Crew.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316864

Wanting to hurt her
     emotionally because you
are hurt? Very bad.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316865

I was shocked and need
     to sit that boy down the next
time on the east coast.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316866

I need to buy some
     new headphones It's ok mate.
Have a good day too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316867

If I'm working on
     something more atmospheric
I might do pads first.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316868

In short, savings rate
     is useful, but it never
paints the full picture.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316869

He gives her a grin
     and follows the tall girl back
to the cabins. False.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316870

I hope you'll join us!
     I'm so excited to start
this new adventure!

Score: 0          

Haiku #316871

\*shrugs* We'll see. Yes, but
     can a corrupt candidate
be honest? Really?

Score: 0          

Haiku #316872

I beg to differ
     unless you have evidence
to the contrary.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316873

Oh there are many
     brothers I know who prepare
and plan for these things.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316874

Think passports to cross
     the border, oops, your passport
is not in order.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316875

[No innovation
     here, and they didn't even reach
full communism!

Score: 0          

Haiku #316876

Just look at Dallas...
     What, so it's OK to shoot
police now?" ...wait, what?

Score: 0          

Haiku #316877

Yes, drivers care more
     about a good tip than how
you give it to them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316878

Makes no sense to me.
     Very nice, those older square
body trucks look great.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316879

And I hope time is
     able to show me sooner
rather than later.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316880

Sneaky really came
     through in that last baron fight.
No one's listening man.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316881

Maybe she feels like
     everytime you hang out, you
just want to have sex.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316882

I had similar
     experience in my time
working at a home.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316884

I just looked at their
     menu like and hour ago!
It is meant to be.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316885

He's Dominican.
     "Oh, no, I've nothing against
anyone, really.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316886

The projection comes
     from seeing people as their
race first and foremost.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316887

I guess it all comes
     down to us (the US) being
in a recession.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316888

If you think this one
     isn't intermediate,
please provide feedback!

Score: 0          

Haiku #316889

Everything is good
     and you need to improve on
your self confidence.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316890

There's "what if we went
     to the moon" and describing
how it would happen.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316891

I can't man, I'm way
     too old to know how a five
year old would think. SOLD!

Score: 0          

Haiku #316892

Thanks! hint: the person
     that asks about the glue is
the OP's alt account.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316893

(Green fireballs) In one
     game in my Independence,
team was losing hard.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316894

The result may be
     the same, but the distinction
is still relevant.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316895

Punishments to be
     delivered by the courts, not
on the street by cops.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316896

Right now balancing
     the game and fixing bugs are
the priority.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316897

Do you mind sharing
     the name of your caterer
and private estate?

Score: 0          

Haiku #316898

That is the problem,
     those are just guesses (of course
also from my side).

Score: 0          

Haiku #316899

We've been through way, way,
     way, way, way, way, way, way, way,
way, way, way, way worse.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316900

Can you read? Where did
     anyone say anything
about a fair fight?

Score: 0          

Haiku #316901

I wish that I could
     give you a big hug and make
everything better!

Score: 0          

Haiku #316902

Oh and the most Red
     Hood is, well, it's early 20s.
I don't believe you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316903

But other jobs do
     random drug testing as long
as you work for them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316904

I've always wanted
     to do that with my brothers
once we all leave home.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316905

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316906

But if it's really
     the case I have to ask where
this wisdom comes from.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316907

Yup, totally fake.
     I don't get how people fall
for this stuff either.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316908

I feel like the guys
     at the door are dicks for not
giving a heads up.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316909

Aren't you detached from
     the problem too, if it seems
as a film to you?

Score: 0          

Haiku #315190

Okay you shot more,
     but the quality chances
were about equal.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316910

The animated
     special is miles better then
the manga version.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316912

What keeps people from
     using fake users like on
silicon valley?

Score: 0          

Haiku #316913

But as you know, French
     Riviera cities are
generally not safe.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316914

Dark side powers are
     generally more powerful
than light side. "Sure Lance.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316915

Those squeaky hammer
     noises when the fat guard is
hitting the inmates.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316916

Obviously chose
     London as he can always
come back if he wants.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316917

It was about 100K
     with a sort of commission
I guess you could say.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316918

Also, thieves are dumb,
     or they'd find a better way
to make a living.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316919

Open toed is not
     ok in an interview
like this. I feel ya.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316920

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316921

[deleted] I once
     had an "everything" pizza
from a local place.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316922

event fish, can be
     caught anywhere Can you fire
danny and hire chris?

Score: 0          

Haiku #316923

Aluminum is
     actually a strong and lightweight
material How?

Score: 0          

Haiku #316924

I would love to get
     my hands on Russian River
or Jester king though.

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