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There is no reason
     why cancer screenings should be
tied to birth control.

I'm confused, how did
     you come to that conclusion
based on what I said.

I saw that. I was
     just wondering why OP didn't
want to go that route.

Just take off your shoes.
     Don't make a big production
out of it. Sheesh. Yea.

Jane, hand me that bat.
     I had forgotten the views
from all sides up there.

But shit, at the three
     month mark, im in for a few
weeks of misery.

Sometimes people don't
     even care *what* the answer
is, they just want one.

To add another
     question, how do they test this?
[deleted] who's drunk.

So it's somewhat more
     difficult to describe than
the way you've put it.

And what makes you think
     I'm a woman? Wow, I feel
so much better now.

[deleted] If you
     like this, you would like the book,
Six Easy Pieces.

And I was joking
     This does actually bring me some
hope for our future.

Talks about sports thinks
     american's number one
past time is baseball.

"What? But I wanted
     you to be gay!" "....what?" "GET OUT!
You're no son of mine!!"

PM Epsilon748
     (the moderator) if you
have any questions.

Either way I would
     love to see how this goes, please
keep us updated.

[deleted] I would
     argue that prohibition
is what causes this.

I switch back and forth
     on the fly without even
thinking about it.

[deleted] Eat less,
     move more, get most calories
early in the day.

It'd be different
     if they didn't already own
the guns. Ah I see.

One of the best things
     I've ever seen on this site.
Fuck, you're a jackass.

Relativity
     is nature's way of fucking
common sense. So cute!!!

Because she isn't
     real and doesn't love you more
than she loves to learn.

[deleted] I do
     this for beans. Did she survive?
[deleted] Jesus...

Normally aroused. Hey,
     reading is the easy part.
Thanks for making them.

I think the country
     will be worn out of him by
then, but I dunno.

Source: Crazy smart wife
     with Masters in Exercise
Physiology.

It definitely
     feels like a modern take on
that sort of era.

THOSE ARE CLEARLY BIG
     WHISKERS What was the comment?
He deleted it.

THOSE DO NOT EXIST
     ANYMORE. The irony
is not lost on me.

Book knowledge is great,
     but real world experience
is even better.

Except that we don't
     know what is needed to cross
interstellar space.

I would have given
     the Picard engage hand sign
but to each their own.

Because if it does,
     you have no idea what
I'm talking about.

They have the Ishtar
     Gate there (yes, the entire,
actual Ishtar Gate).

Even though he was
     hitting it kept LeBron &
Wade from getting hot.

Then when we see it,
     we find humor in being
able to relate.

Plugged the stereo
     into the wall and it kept
turning on and off.

I got the shielding
     about halfway off before
my tongue hit both wires.

No, not from scratch. (No,
     not even Craig Venter) It's
quite complicated.

We hit Montreal
     during the Jazz Festival;
what a great event.

I've seen this a bunch
     and that's what I expected.
So disappointed.

Always go by what
     you want, and not what others
expect you to want.

Replays please, we'll be
     glad to give you great feedback
once we see replays.

I don't even know
     what they are or what they do
relating to snow.

Also, I feel like
     the canon character will
probably be female.

Yeah, I know. And then
     another step, which will be
countered, and so on.

Nice job, Kennedy!
     [deleted] [deleted] OP
will sure deliver.

You're going to put
     yourself out there for a girl
you've known for a while.

[deleted] I was
     out with the grandparents, just
got home, you ready?

He could have done what
     you should be doing which is
shutting the fuck up.

Fighters and other
     competitors do it all
the time for weigh in.

I'm still not sure what
     your point is. You're probably right.
Not feeling too well.

I think we're pretty
     close to legalization...
we'll see what happens!

Most people assume
     that it is, and that is where
this problem gets worse.

That would explain it.
     Mostly she makes them as gifts
for people actually.

This is the coolest
     sounding vinyl collection
I've seen in a while.

Be your genuine
     selves, be polite about it,
and they'll come around.

How does SA thinking
     about legalizing help
strengthen the cartels.

Please enlighten us,
     I'm sure it would solve many
unanswered questions.

There's nothing much wrong
     with it, but I like the C
profile necks better.

I meant anything
     that was extraneous from
the tub of the car.

Anyone you could
     complain to about it is
*dead*. I have a dog.

What's the craziest
     customer scenario
you've had to deal with?

its going to be
     hard i won't claim im cured just
yet im still fighting.

Mystics heals are good
     if you play with a group who
has good chemistry.

Politics should not
     be about persons, it should
be about issues.

From there, you can start
     making some judgements about
what you think makes sense.

But, the switch should be
     fine, and you should be able
to reuse the knobs.

Another reason
     to be proud of my city.
I do this as well.

When did I say this?
     When did I even address
this issue? Oh wait.

They got poppy, but
     the old stuff really helped me
through adolescence.

I just put it up,
     enjoy it while it lasts you
filthy animals.

They don't mind it, but
     the thought of a vagina
just grosses them out.

It's hard to explain
     how I'm so dominant, when
he's my one weakness.

It's next saturday
     we're going anyway, what/
where is blue mountain?

Cheers. Seriously...
     you're not making yourself look
any better, OP.

For instance, what would
     you do if you knew that there
were snakes on a plane?

as in, as times change,
     the things you use to compare
stuff with changes too.

It's pretty skewed though
     (as I assume politics
are most of the time).

Be prepared to put
     your head in your hands and sigh.
Ready? *Yes*. They do.

Luke tells people not
     to party while they work, that's
how you get fired.

My bad. Can I ask
     how you get the rage faces
on to the comments?

If it's popular,
     it's probably because people
don't agree with you.

Only a single
     hub in the entire game.
Terrible boss fights.

Holy crap you're right!
     That is very interesting.
I did not realize.

It's hard to tell when
     coming out if water is
clean and clear or not.

I wouldn't put too
     much stock into anything
with her at this point.

The real "hard truth" is
     that she isn't attracted
to me. I'm her friend.

I don't get very
     light headed though but I'll watch
for that if I do.

And that alone is
     why your child will probably be
just fine in the end.

Sorry for being
     clueless about all this, but
how would you do that?

It just took along
     time to find their customer
service phone number.

Black is.. well, it's like
     all the shooters today, looks
aren't far off either.

When you're trying a new
     brand of ice cream, always test
the vanilla first.

During the money
     shot the hunter's pouncing scream
played and I lost it.

That shit is crazy!
     Even your panties say it's
hard to get that shot.

How so? By saying
     that I had lesbian sex
with my best guy friend?

Other than that, great
     video mate, hope to see
more in the future.

Well, if you actually
     were acting like an asshole
I stand behind him.

No, now that I can
     see that bigger claw, I can
see how wrong I was.

It's never going
     to work, and it only makes
you as bad as them.

Well, actually, my porn
     habits are fairly average.
I just say they're strange.

Hating religion
     and religious people will
accomplish nothing.

one does not simply
     learn to dance [deleted] well
i'll give it a shot.

The worst possible
     thing you could do to them would
be to kill yourself.

The king stepped aside.
     There behind him, was the blade,
plunged into the ground.

The dragon inhaled
     deeply, readying itself
for the inferno.

Second: You as one
     person don't get to decide
what is offensive.

And this, my friend, is
     why you have those issues you
insist don't exist.

that's pretty much what
     I was thinking as well What's
to like about Air?

That's so exciting.
     usually these kind of things
don't accept my name.

Yea... I didn't say there
     was anything wrong with that.
I agree with you.

It may take a few
     tries, but you should totally
try to make your own!

Shocking. scarred for life....
     Yeah. This is only my third
project that I've done.

He does not exist,
     and you are a fool if you
do think he exists.

I don't even want
     to know how much time you spent
on that video.

People wouldn't want
     to attack someone just got
some guy asked them too.

You don't know someone
     til you have been together
for at least a year.

That's why I love Wade.
     NEVER gives up on the play.
You can't teach that stuff.

Also, that you found
     something in the dumpster or
in a garage sale.

Someone just starting
     out will not make anything
near minimum wage.

My friends father drank
     too, but just got crazy, but
never harmed a soul.

Cats are Evil Can
     you give me just one reason
why it would be bad?

HOW ORIGINAL.
     But still funny. Not sometimes
I don't like myself.

LOTS. I've probably walked
     around the Earth the amount
I pace on the phone.

If that's your thing I'm
     fine with it, but I think you
hit it on the head.

Mother's day would not
     be worth anything if kids
weren't hard to deal with.

Brown with orange stripes
     I'm in exactly the same
position as you.

lol have you
     met any asian people
outside of the US?

Makes you wonder what
     objects from our time will be
"ritual" objects.

I had to call them
     for them to tell me I was
clean (planned parenthood).

If you're confident
     that ugly clothes look good, you
aren't trying hard enough.

As far as my own
     submissions go, this is not
my only account.

It's worth the money
     even if you don't like Blink.
Well, don't ask my dad.

please respond I love
     driving motorcycles though,
and the faster cars.

In any case, be
     really really sure that you
want to accept 55k.

If your Ford truck is
     reliable, I'd rethink
getting rid of it.

Granger gets shut down
     by decent defenders, too
one dimensional.

I heard grizzled old
     Soviet. I just haven't
gotten to it yet.

It's by far the most
     religious country among
developed nations.

Also, as someone
     below stated, the police
airships were on fire.

Only one of them
     could use electricity
at the time. Old bug.

You my good friend just
     caused me to be diagnosed
with paranoia.

No time to explain,
     but you need to stab orphans
then eat their organs.

MAN THAT HOT DOG DID
     WONDERS FOR MY BULLET HOLES
I think /b/ is worse.

Dunno. Anyways,
     just send him a message, he'll
whenever he does.

Next he'll betray you
     and kill everyone you love.
:P out of context?

The cravings are there,
     but the voice that says "just don't
smoke" is the strongest.

that is pretty much
     correct Great band, great wish, stay
healthy and happy!

Though if you're working
     with really big text files you
may want to think twice.

If you ever want
     your faith in humanity
shattered, play this game.

This is a pretty
     ridiculous assumption
to make, by the way.

He used to tell me
     that those factories were where
chocolate bars are made.

To accompany
     the wooden stakes and garlic,
salsa and crossbows.

To accompany
     the crossbows and salsa, corn
chips and harnesses.

To accompany
     the corn chips and harnesses,
corn and crystal meth.

i am too lazy
     to read all the damn comments.
120p, we meet again.

Easy choice. This thread
     has officially made me
shit bricks. Im out. Ahh...

Canadian teams
     (almost) never even go
far in the playoffs.

My security
     insurance would protect me
from you and your friends.

Certainly hope no
     one gets too bent out of shape
over it. Good lord.

So you proposal
     for oppression is to shut
up and deal with it?

The formula they've
     been using for so long is
starting to get stale.

Anyway, this is
     just to say that you should run
by our place sometime!

Maybe.. But who cares.
     Personally I play Hardcore
games as a Casual.

Eating animals
     is wrong when alternatives
are available.

Oh yeah, I forgot
     these are the cartels that deal
in cotton candy.

packer fan since birth
     here, also season ticket
holder, I miss Brett!

Because if they weren't
     hanging around there, they'd hang
around somewhere else.

That happened to me
     when I needed some people
to fix my furnace.

If that had hit him
     on the skull, he'd be deader
than Julius Caesar.

Do you think he would
     have nice things to say about
those who fired him?

Right now, each player
     on both sides sees the exact
same map, regardless.

I kept asking them
     to stop, but they would just laugh
and keep doing it.

Also quality
     control on canvas items
are not the greatest.

Your friends pretty good
     but the other people are
fucking terrible.

Map seed? Please Aaron
     Rodgers gets my vote as well.
Swing sets. Here ya go.

It doesn't work if
     most of the example is
completely different.

Is Rayon free? Yup,
     I guess the jury did not
buy your argument.

The 'I'm so quirky'
     shtick just makes her look mildly
retarded, imo.

Not to sound rude, but
     can you tell me how you came
to this conclusion?

I think the word you
     are looking for is "context".
I think that's just sweat.

i love u Who goes
     on the internet, and tells
lies, Who would do that?

That's why I was trying
     to figure out where you could
turn those loose to shoot.

Bottom line is it's
     short throw, and you can only
do so much with them.

That's awesome I hope
     the cancer has fucked right off.
[deleted] Same here.

All in all, I don't
     think you'll regret trying it out
if you change your mind.

Ask Iraq how well
     that worked out with them and their
millions of people.

Nope nothing is wrong
     with you other than you didn't
go about it right.

And besides, I think
     your review style would work best
for weird obscure games.

Swinging a pick axe
     systematically injures
your wrists and shoulders.

Also, I never
     would've guessed that turrets can
be subtle like that.

Perhaps they are two
     future stars, but they have yet
to earn the jersey.

Great choice. Better then
     that make a wish post with those
pussies from black keys!

It's a job, and it's
     honestly more suitable
than retail for me.

then Valve was like "oh
     I believe you were working
on this" so happy.

Most people get b12
     from animals, that doesn't
make it a "top" source.

Delaying a ban
     is different from refraining
to perform a ban.

A very very
     minor one. They work for us.
We don't work for them.

[deleted] better
     yet, hold a power supply
up to her stomach.