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I was saving these
     for afterwards, but you could
probably use it now".

Although it's natural,
     I find it gets in the way
more than anything.

That gave me mad chills,
     they better include it down
the road No problem!

I'm surprised at all
     the 'last tour' speculation
for Clockwork Angels.

The shitty joke just
     isn't worth making yourself
look like a retard.

Constantly showed black
     flags unless I disabled
the monitor first.

[deleted] You can
     tell him I love him and want
to have his babies.

The issue is more
     that this is probably *not* what
dark energy is.

Have you contacted
     the Museum of Natural
History in Cleveland?

I'll also attach
     the lower hand guard only
to the receiver.

Yeah, which made my post
     on Assassin vs Jug
there kind of pointless.

Sometimes it goes fine,
     other times people judge me
hard for my weirdness.

Friday nights, I list
     garage sales that have something
interesting listed.

I don't usually
     read them until weeks later,
but I do keep them.

Personally, i think
     that the victim should be charged
for assault as well.

I really do feel
     that the Christian god cannot
exist as described.

Every setup is
     different and of course some are
better than others.

I think this only
     applies with cell phones are close
to any headset.

Yeah, i got the same.
     They could add like a 'grouping'
system like on COD.

friends Oh, man, freshly
     baked biscuits with white gravy
are divine. So good!

Did god punish him
     or did he punish himself?
You. Fuck you. Shotguns?

Plus, that metaphor
     can be found in the Bible
isn't impressive.

The whole center is
     deserted at night because
nobody lives there.

Yeah, but think about
     who bought a Vita at launch
and shortly after.

How much were those parts?
     I was thinking of doing
the same thing myself.

The current meta works
     because you don't need to crush
any lanes to win.

By "people like you",
     I was referring to her
and her shitty friends.

I'm right there with you.
     Fantastic!!! Very well put,
I agree with you.

You know people who
     kill each other at Walmart?
I laugh at this stuff.

You're only option
     is to challenge the judgement
and hope for the best.

For instance, Mike Rowe
     did it and posted a full
video response.

Then they sue because
     no one is accountable
for their own actions.

find the lonely man
     on a roof sun tanning I've
made a huge mistake.

precinct caucuses
     awarded delegates, state
convention in may.

So.. uh.. how much is
     shipping for uh.. Tatiana.
For science of course.

Just snag one or two
     types of extraction training
and break that stuff down.

Increase your word count!
     One of those who like Romney
is you, I suppose?

Sadly however,
     I've never has a partner
that was an equal.

That's fucking insane.
     What the fuck is the matter
with this country? drugs?

shit, he should explain
     to me how his reduction
plan is careful? Yep.

I think you are trying
     to break into a very
difficult market.

Someone else may say
     "why not go for the short term?"
That might work for them.

I will legit mail
     you my copy of it if
you'd like to read it.

What's supposed to be
     and what actually is are two
vastly different things.

Regarding your post,
     there was a brief time during
which I lost my faith.

You're quite the speaker.
     Very eloquent. Awesome!
I need my day made.

What the other guy
     said, dress up nice, it will make
you feel more prepared.

i flew clear over
     the car, landed on my back,
barely touched my head.

It seems contrary
     to your point so i assume
that was a typo?

Odds are good you'll meet
     three new people minutes if
not seconds later.

They're just young and want
     to be a part of something
"great". Also, hormones.

Jerry: You making
     that up or do you know what
you're talking about?

A lot of people
     love his confrontational
style and comedy.

I had ones this size
     in my face two nights ago
(at a bar, not home).

He doesn't break his
     other toys and the crayons
are still usable.

This was posted five
     months ago by someone else.
Donald Jones? Easley?

I don't think it does.
     This was an attempt at me
trying to be funny.

How can they function
     without their own capital?
No, its really not.

If you are looking
     for something more African,
then check out Transkei.

Good luck! I think you
     can download a trial version
to play with as well.

You killed my father.
     Prepare to die. However,
you make a good point.

Is she more skilled than
     Thor? Debatable. But Thor
is more powerful.

Maybe he phased out
     and she crashed into a wall
trying to attack him.

in the books, didn't ghost
     refuse to go to the fist
and stay down below?

I thought the same thing
     about myself when I drove
past this yesterday.

How did you feel what
     your parents told you so young?
Did you tell your friends?

Are you freelancing
     your work now? If not, why not?
graphically disturbed?

No, Dragon resists
     these types, therefore those types are
weak against Dragon.

There are whole cities
     that depend on the local
prison at this point.

Like if they do two
     classes, I think many will
do Barb, plus a ranged.

It looks like wavy
     metallic strands reaching up
into the ceiling!

Heh, I still glide on
     the cart the second I get
to the parking lot.

Getting to and from
     Warrenton is difficult
on the best of days.

I don't give a shit,
     and I won't spend any time
thinking about it.

Guys always need wing
     men who are willing to slay
the dragon for them.

I just finally
     got money to get tickets
and I'm freaking out.

They weren't. [deleted]
     You're right. Chock full of casein.
Thanks for the heads up...

The perpetrator
     made a conscious decision
to violate them.

Yep you guys are all
     gay communists and will burn
in hell forever!

They always lose air
     while you try to close it up
and push it back in.

She wasn't happy.
     There's a reason the tall girls
sit in the back, yo.

[deleted] That's why
     as a fit person I smoke,
to get my fair share.

As you can see on
     the page, its claims are backed up
with many studies.

True... I was hoping
     that people would have a card
in mind already.

No, it's just a phrase
     meant to show how important
that research would be.

If I can summon
     the motivation college
isn't hard for me.

One Hundred Percent!
     How can it be fallacious
if it's guaranteed!

It'll be passed onto
     the new hire and subtracted
from their first paycheck.

Thanks man. No, this is
     why your daughter's father is
cooler than mine. Fixed.

You need to figure
     out who is responsible
for you, and ask them.

I thought I had 14s
     but they were 12s Stop right there!
You need a Gate Pass.

I was expecting
     more lopsided trades to be
honest lol.

I did this and could
     access Pirate Bay again.
Kinda lol.

I'd love to have him,
     but not for anything more
than what we're paying.

While I take your point,
     I don't think Apple should be
given a free pass.

Just one that happens
     to stimulate African
growths a side affect.

I am well aware
     that an opinion is not
equal to a fact.

IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU.
     You don't even care about
his feelings and needs.

I would eat crap on
     break at work, or I would be
constantly hungry.

Sorry, I really
     should've submitted a bug
report of some kind.

That cat defended
     itself from a whiny bitch.
Bitches get stitches.

i find the princess
     and the frog songs to be more...
elaborate (word choice?

How long did yours take
     to come in after it was
officially built?

I don't believe it.
     Can't say I deserve it, but
would love to have it.

So few clouds over
     the desert, strangely enough.
I really liked this.

Well, I'm glad you went
     through all of my posts for such
apt analysis.

Sapping before pulls
     makes for perfect CC on
groups and even raids.

Yes yes, I agree.
     So I cleaned up, edit is
in the description.

When society
     collapses, my razor will
be the first to go.

So voodoo types or
     texas rangers would also
go in pretty well.

This would be the worst
     buying decision ever.
A total downgrade.

But what if I read
     the cracked article and learn
something neat from it?

I like how they can
     tie a shirt together, though.
Cleavage is pretty.

I've got better things
     to do right now, but I've got
to respond to this.

The one that looks like
     the start menu button, but
green instead of blue.

I'd love to see some
     Mance and Jon tearing shit up
in the next few books!

[deleted] I was
     referring to both, but thank
you for your answer!

That was the single
     funniest observation
I've read today. What?

Fun Fact: The person
     cast a River's double turned
out to be a dude.

My friend will be on
     Fox News tonight at 5pm
to talk about it.

I wouldn't bother
     saying that, I think it could
come off as needy.

A god among men.
     Yeah, the scene was totally
against the weather.

That is the biggest
     fucking dealership badge I've
ever seen. For shame.

You can get through it!
     I would LOVE that artist's name.
Work looks fantastic!

I'm sure somebody's
     going to want to read back
story about that...

In other words there's
     aren't any concrete structures
in that estimate.

I guess I should just
     accept that I'm "he" and "him"
and "his" by default.

As far as I can
     tell most ages have had some
type of golden rule.

Suddenly losing
     your best friend is the worst thing
I've experienced.

They think because their
     dog is little no special
training is required.

NO YOU DIDN'T?!" It needs
     to be painted and you need
some decent accents.

If we let our guard
     down at all, we'll lose out on
some important wins.

This was a safeguard
     meant to protect property
from mortal abuse.

What do you mean by
     "make harder stuff doable"?
Do you scale up too?

I'm not here to spread
     misinformation, I'm here
to inform people.

I have a pretty
     short couch, so I didn't really
think about it much.

It kinda looped me.
     Anyways I did live there
and I coming back!

I lost where I was
     going with this. Sorry guys.
I know, right? Again...

Someone else posted
     this and while I was 'chopping,
it got deleted.

Damn fine work. Sure thing.
     The primary function is
as a gin basket.

so many theories
     just to justify what you
already believe.

Hope it works out, but
     I'm not a fan of this pick
at all. Please explain?

I was just about
     to post how to check event
viewer, lol.

I can attribute
     many of those differences
to cultural trends.

Would you really be
     upset if you saw something
like that in person?

The bird looks like it's
     saying "If you touch this dog,
I'll fucking kill you."

As the old saying
     goes, even broken clock is
still right twice a day.

Are you sure the mailed
     stuff wasn't just from your bag
slots that you lost? Sweet!

We usually try
     to stick next to each other
and play as a squad.

That is the issue
     with kids and games nowadays;
so many choices.

[deleted] I bash
     twigs together to make fire,
but only for fun.

All in Vancouver.
     If you look close enough, he's
got a huge boner.

Most people I know
     aren't Christian but tons of them
hate gays anyway.

I do a little
     lifting, it's not much but it's
what I can squeeze in.

I have considered
     I might have some water weight
from swollen muscles.

Bet ya wouldn't say
     that to my face, because those
would be fighting words.

Good to hear other
     people are able to limp
away from it too!

Then whoever is
     controlling me must be bored
out of their mind... "NO!

United's defense
     isn't disciplined enough
to play for the draw.

Would be fun, not sure
     how many people it can
be reserved for though.

The fuel that they are
     carrying needs extra fuel
to carry that weight.

Saying that something
     is true over and over
doesn't make it so.

Are. Not. A. Victim.
     Unless that fiance raped
you, YOU are at fault.

I always forget
     about quick select buttons.
This may do the trick.

The are better stream
     sites out there with more content
and no commercials.

I'm actually pretty
     good at it, but I've never
asked to meet before.

Maybe I'm stupid
     but I would think this is just
plain game revenue.

I know right. you could
     also use disk imaging
software to do this.

FUCK FUCK FUCK. Been shit
     at defending set pieces
all fucking season.

The difference here is
     that you can resell a Hank
Aaron rookie card.

it amazed me how
     he could be so positive
despite everything.

If so Opinions?
     I think the work day could get
even sexier!

Pester a stranger
     and he'll apparently do
whatever you want.

I learned it: Red touch
     yellow, kill a fellow, red
touch black, friend of jack.

And depression can
     be cured if people would just
get over it, duh.

At least smile at it.
     It's not that serious. Oh-
and Jesus loves you.

That's not a difference,
     that's semantics. Try again.
It's just his style. Yes.

I hope this, at least
     in part, answers your question.
You did the right thing.

But the dude was nice.
     He just didn't want to answer
personal questions!

Remember to leave
     your lesbian porn open,
in case you get killed!

sorry if i keep
     going on, but this topic
really intrigues me.

the scooter crash was
     nothing compared to james' fall
in the middle east.

people argue foul
     to death, its contest or no
contest and play on.

are you forgetting
     that Ivy Bridge will support
4K resolution?

That resolution
     is seriously a whole
new experience.

No, but I often
     see Richard Dawkins mixed up
with Steven Hawking.

Hell, internally,
     Israel is more peaceful than
the United States.

We all got very
     quiet, somewhat shocked but not
knowing what to do.

If this was going
     to be a throw down, we were
going to throw down.

Just listen to Ticks
     and Leeches or Reflection.
Or Rosetta Stoned.

I was buying clothes
     even before we found out
that he was a boy.

Would this be the same
     or should i generally go
for it all at once?

Sorry about that!
     I'll delete and resubmit
with the correct tags.

If *I* remember
     correctly, these things tasted
like liquid skittles.

But stoned me was like
     "ABSOLUTELY!" All goes well
for the first two miles.

These are employment
     transactions that may occur
once of twice a year.

Then again, I can't
     really connect with people
outside games either.

You're just mad because
     he didn't perform for your team
as best as he could.

Jones has been solid
     though I was with you until
the stupid Mac jab.

who are your favorite
     people to deal with and who
are your least favorite?

There is no reason
     why cancer screenings should be
tied to birth control.