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But they're expanding
     everywhere so they must be
doing something right.

So yeah It really
     fucks with you You guys sum up
smoking pretty well.

I remember their
     still images being quite
expensive, as well.

Someone just posted
     that link and I thought it looked
eerily like her.

Words and actions are
     two completely different thing
in this day and age.

He turned too far on
     Price and was subsequently
exploded upon.

Shouldn't have said "most,"
     I should've said "smart." I don't
think you've played the game...

but I have neat screws
     that I have started leaving
in these sized caches.

Personally, I would
     always make the decision
to buy insurance.

What they are doing
     in this situation is
more or less fencing.

I'm not really known
     for being a good artist
either, honestly.

I mean, the others
     I can understand... but... why..
That sheep. Is. So fly.

When that offender
     comes in, its commonly known
as "crashing" the cup.

George's family was
     Irish, I didn't know they had
the same traditions!

This doesn't seem right...
     what am I missing and how
fast are we moving?

Therefore declaring
     that moment in time as "now"
displayed on the watch.

I noticed you said
     your face turns red or heats up
when you wear a wig.

:P You literally
     did everything possible
wrong with this picture.

You capped not only
     at night but raining as well
with almost no light.

I like to believe
     there is a higher power;
it offers comfort.

Film school is great if
     you want to work as a PA.
Men I disagree.

Thanks for the reply.
     [deleted] [deleted] I'd
lay pipe. Why no AT4?

What am I supposed
     to give a shit about here?
The shitty condos?

Hope you guys have fun
     learning, I can't tell you how
much I love sailing.

Thanks Dr. Neil Warren...
     Did your computers make it?
or were they broken?

The part where you were
     sorry for wasting my time...
original post.

Last April I knew
     what was coming and prepared.
Too bad it didn't help.

Was she lying on
     the road after being hit
by a drunk driver?

Teasing is great when
     delivered in a playful
and funny manner.

Not going to lie
     I'm pretty impressed with what
the Lakers have done.

[deleted] Aye. yeah,
     tell me that you want to go
on a date with me.

That's like saying you're
     too busy to go to class
or do your homework.

Also, cookies, cake,
     pie, doughnuts, pizza, and straight
butter on a stick.

What movie is that?
     I believe this. thanks, what work
are you looking for?

One day he jumps up
     on a boat trailer to "look
down his nose at me".

Keep your head up, you
     deserve just as much respect
as anyone else.

If you have any
     more questions, I'd be more than
happy to respond.

I hear a creaking
     noise when I look at that. Right.
It's late where I am.

I can do that too.
     From the 5th tee off box
to the 7th green.

You should ask what their
     stance is and see how that goes
with the customers.

[deleted] That'll
     definitely take awhile!
I'll check it out, thanks.

So, family is worth
     ruining your own life? No.
Absolutely not.

You're right. That's no way
     to get ahead in life. Ah.
Poly straight guy here.

But I find it odd
     that his own brother calls him
professor screw eye.

It was my first time
     trying them, and my first time high
bar squatting as well.

**Semen** have this thing
     about collections, and you
ruined his **hard** work.

So honestly, you
     wouldn't want to do it if
you could anyway.

Just do need to be
     careful for those who haven't.
Wherever whores go.

Yes! I have a large
     group of lady friends going
if you'd like to join.

Does the steel alloy
     have chromium or toxic
metals in it? no?

We use this resource
     "Calculus the Easy Way"
by Douglas Downing.

I can't imagine
     what it's like for someone who
has it really bad.

It even shines from
     within the leaves and keeps its
brightness (or something).

Thanks. I really hope
     you guys get back on track next
year after the draft.

I'm back now, and I've
     thought about what I could do
as a sort of.. test.

Do you think the cops
     will stop attacking us if
we ask them nicely?

Hopefully someone
     will intervene here and send
the cops to your house.

I would lose the war
     reports and see what else you
have to fill that space.

"Sorry honey but
     I have to oppress you while
I die and you live."

You may think that no
     one cares for you, but it may
be quite the opposite.

[deleted] You are
     absolutely correct sir,
I made a mistake.

No, I am stating
     what science knows and has been
studying for year.

Maybe just threatening
     to do it would be enough
for the store worker?

I noticed that too.
     His shoulders are pretty huge.
Pretty outrageous.

I can even just
     about tell you around what
time of day I'll start.

Say you're on the way
     to a quest dungeon and run
across a strange cave.

There was no rising
     action or climax it was
just flat the whole time.

And arrows with timed
     delay so it sticks then blows
the person to bits?

Someone is going
     to pay for the deficit.
Who should it be? Why?

That being said, I've
     never seen or heard demons.
Not everyone does.

Overall it was
     wonderful to listen to,
so good job to you!

Till the next battle.
     Cheers. Oh the joys of working
in a pharmacy.

Sometimes I wonder
     about these things, but only
when I'm really bored.

Noah is a boss.
     This is probably the best thing
i have ever seen.

Seems to be a good
     enough justification
for the word faggot.

things will only get
     better from here The books are
similar, really.

And if the show is
     like the books, it'll only get
worse in the future.

Phew! Thanks :D Venus
     looks a lot different than what
I'm used to seeing.

I understand you
     are pissed about people who
take things for granted.

Plus being outside
     to party when the weather
is nice is awesome.

When he starts talking
     about manning up and just
having to be strong.

This never happened.
     Now go do something awesome.
Oh, I read that wrong.

Wow, one grumpy old
     man can fuck everything up
for everyone else.

Maybe Helen did
     survive the raptor attack...
BRING IT ON! Agreed.

However, I will
     say they took it much better
than I expected.

If that scientist
     studies evolution or
The Universe, yes.

Also, we could tell
     he forced it out so it would
be loud and funny.

They're so cool! well not
     every good paying job costs
people their freedom.

Or just tear your own
     eyes out, I'm sure falcons are
awfully expensive.

I'm not sure if it's
     just going over my head
or not. For *Science!

I live in the Bay
     Area now and would love
to love the Warriors.

If graphic design
     is what you want to pursue,
you should pursue it.

My friend and I saw
     one at SAMs the other day
and thought the same thing!

I'm not quite sure what
     the dimensions are, but it's
longer than six feet.

They don't have families
     to go home to, so they find
some other purpose.

Then they feel out just
     how heavily the other
person is involved.

And what the hell is
     written on the lids when you
turn them upside down?

Words can't describe how
     much it would mean to me, or
rather all of us.

If you think you're right,
     _prove it._ Don't tell me I'm wrong.
Show me why I'm wrong.

You can look it up.
     Link? [deleted] Everyone
should watch A Bronx Tale.

You're a douche. I will
     lucid dream as well tonight,
and sex ALL the THINGS!

Every living thing
     in those two galaxies are
now dead. Feels bad man.

Otherwise you're not
     really securing yourself
any kind of edge.

The picture of you
     in your uni made me miss
my crew terribly.

I feel self conscious
     if I see an empty seats
on public transport.

Series two of Mid
     Morning Matters is also
coming out this year.

How many posters
     did you put up on campus
for this election?

Someone posts a snuff
     film and you're worried about
the vegetation?

In case of a weak
     signal the differences are
even more drastic.

The only purpose
     is to allow employers
to pay their staff less.

Well, no, not like that,
     but if it's about myself
I'd say school, not class.

The difference in these
     two rates is length of time you
hold the investment.

if that be the case,
     I offer my unbiased,
experienced ear.

Words cannot describe
     the amount of blood flowing
through my cock right now.

Lol If you
     are in South east Australia
then it's possible?

I'll be sure to try
     to live live to the fullest
and watch Office Space.

I wouldn't really
     know, as being fat is all
I have ever known.

Maybe she was just
     clever enough to counter
your witty remark?

Adjust your diet
     once you've had some time to see
how it affects you.

[deleted] *Phew*, now
     I can be lazy without
people judging me...

not cause i don't like
     weed, just cause i think pot leaves
on clothes is tacky.

Meaning this child is
     using his wealth to fund war
in the Middle East.

Why did that lie make
     so many other people
decide to share it?

If you look at where
     the parties disagree, you'll
find material.

That said, gun to head
     and force me to vote (D) or
(R), I'm voting (R).

I've been trying to learn,
     but I haven't had much luck.
Embarrassing whom?

Maybe you could make
     some new friends who could help you
with your confidence?

It seems our warlords
     have decided we have had
enough fun for now...

There will be something.
     One thing that will close the case
as a suicide.

Maybe they will be
     going to a therapist
for the next ten years.

[deleted] You seem
     to think I mean we shouldn't
teach evolution.

Little do they know,
     there will still be the world, just
not as we know it.

Seriously, why
     are people trying to keep you
from being happy?

We want to be all,
     "The world will accept me on
my terms!" when we're young.

That's right, it doesn't
     fucking matter what happened,
not one fucking bit.

Companies survive
     and grow because of people
doing a good job.

Bitch you don't know that.
     You ain't living with this guy
BEE EYE EN JEE OH!

That is really just
     normal human behavior
at work, I suppose.

Have replies ready
     that are short, but interesting
and informative.

Marry me I'm right
     at that weight in girls where I'm
chubby, but not fat.

If Hart hadn't been
     young and English Shay might still
be starting for them.

Your phenotype might
     be rather rather sickly
in various ways.

Well said and even
     m y cynical nature
can't argue with that.

Religious people
     love to think that atheists
just hate religion.

But you must agree...
     the toilet looks hideous
when the seat is up.

[deleted] AR is
     definitely more useful
than evasion rate.

When you can answer
     this rash of stupidity,
you'll have your answer.

How do you do it?
     I feel like I just learned how
to read or something.

Drug dogs will almost
     always find weed unless it's
like vacuum sealed. Twice.

One use? Or would you
     omit it and see if you
can leave it implied?

Romney says it's bad
     for America (but good
for Massachusetts).

I did use a long
     depth of field to obtain all
the pic in focus.

My thoughts exactly.
     lol Didn't know whether
to post this or not...

Does that count? I liked
     Ultimatum, I don't care
what anyone says.

It is fast and works
     perfectly for my simple
computer needs. Damn.

That's an hour of hard
     exercise or a very,
very strict diet.

Seriously, though,
     these insults are miserable.
You can do better!

Oh yeah I will be
     first in line opening day
with a season pass!

there is a line called
     reasonable doubt when it comes
to criminal acts.

I play the PC
     version and I have not seen
anything like this.

Is he in the same
     league as Hart or Reina.
Not a fucking chance.

(insert internet
     girlfriend comments here) How do
you screen applicants?

Having your exposed
     testicles rubbing on all
that fabric! they aren't?

Great, actually. I didn't
     want to give up that feeling
by missing a night.

Is there any chance
     or hope of getting our hands
on the images?

I find a dusty
     old armchair across the room.
This should do just fine.

He just keeps staring.
     I lean back and pull my hat
down over my eyes.

[deleted] Joining
     the military only
worsens the problem.

How do you know that?
     It sounds like a logical
fallacy to me.

Because if so, you're
     totally calling it like
you saw it. Nice bro.

However, it's still
     not going to be able
to match the Nexus.

What he did with Jack
     Torrance, and what Tom Cruise did
with Lestat, were great.

in a previous
     reply you said there were no
signs of a break in.

I apologize
     I didn't mean to skip over
your initial claim.

Aliens have been
     here, and are responsible
for our existence.

Nothing teaches you
     how average and useless you
are like old people.

All I'm saying is
     that Friedel would have probably
kept them in the game.

I'd love to hear it.
     Can you rephrase that? I don't
get what you're asking.

I think I have been
     playing Mass Effect too much....
my taste buds just broke.

I'm an expert on
     people that believe they are
experts on experts.

That was last season
     beginning that you must be
thinking about Thanks!

It is an obsessed
     movie with almost no weak
points or lazy scenes.

Had I stuck to that,
     I never would have ended
up meeting my match.

A stroller? Oh, that's
     right, your convenience means more
than their dignity.

Dammit I missed it.
     I love Scott Pilgrim, oh well
I'll watch it alone.

Damn it. Even girls
     who play WoW don't want a guy
who plays WoW. Me too.

great timing sexy
     guilt trip but can sing of it's
greatness forever!

I've gotten fed up
     with Columbia and want
to move somewhere else.

Sorry. It's early
     here and I'm sure what I just
said didn't make much sense.

Okay, maybe not
     J. Edgar chubby, but bring
on the love handle.

Spoken by someone
     who clearly does not reside
in the bible belt.

If you do this, you're
     likely to end up feeling
attached & depressed.

This was an attack
     on homosexuals by
the Nazi party.

Less guns on the field
     firing at you gives your team
power in numbers.

Thing is, bro, when you
     like your friends, you start to see
what you *want* to see.

Endlessly searching
     for what could never be found.
Sounds like hell to me."

No more edging, or
     trying to create a goodbye
binge, and cutting down.

With it disabled
     on the stock Android browser,
it doesn't crash too.

Or do you also
     see no value in making
distinctions elsewhere?

However, it can
     be excellent with regard
to problem solving.

Perhaps if the site
     had an international
section for users?