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Agree with other
     commenters, try the first two
or three and then stop.

"Now hiring jurors"?
     What in the actual fuck is
wrong with these people?

So I would always
     play assault, even on huge
maps like Caspian.

Monogamy is
     just the practice of having
only one partner.

That counts for something,
     so now keep going and don't
give up! Hey there back!

If it's valuable
     to you, who gives a fuck what
anyone else thinks.

I had three bottles,
     one's gone, and at some point I'll
open the other.

Your age is showing.
     So he's not supposed to care
about your safety?

I would hesitate
     to say that their products hold
up "extremely well".

EVERYONE GETS AIDS!!!!
     Correct indeed! I'm glad you
gave me more spoilers.

I stuck my arms out
     to keep them from crossing just
as the cars passed by.

If you haven't, try
     to clean the cuts with a mild
soapy warm water.

..anyone? i know
     about the accident but
not any details.

That's the way to go.
     Balls out for a night or two
and then it's over.

If copyright wants
     to be respected, it has
to be flexible.

you will pay a lot
     for the setting, but the food
is really... average.

That's equality.
     Excellent How does a guy
fake an orgasm?

Being a triple
     world champion is pretty
impressive as well.

Probably played too much
     Binding of Isaac, before
getting hooked on this.

He doesn't even
     believe the Bill of Rights should
apply to the States...

The state governments
     have those same duties, pretty
much across the board.

For me, religion
     is something that cannot be
forced, but rather found.

it builds strength in quads
     and core and it also works
great for stamina.

But the fact that you
     are willing to do that is
very dangerous.

It doesn't seem like
     you found an optimal way
to have your hair yet.

that is one nation
     that definitely has its
own unique history.

I understand why
     abortion inflames people
but why climate change?

Well the rest of us
     actually have real issues we'd
like to talk about.

Is the adjective
     'autistic' implied, or did
you just forget it?

The boyfriend thanked me
     excessively, and told me
he'd do the same thing.

Plus you can sneak by
     most of the caves and missions.
and the difference is?

I'm actually going
     to be writing a paper
on jazz very soon.

Yes the best tricks are
     much more impressive when you
know how they are done!

I think it's around
     70F in the summer where I'm
at, if not lower.

No part of him was
     down, not his knee, not his calf,
not his upper leg.

The earlier you
     start learning it the faster
you'll get good at it.

Imagine if you
     use a drill to make a hole
in some thin plywood.

That way she has bear
     the financial burden just
as much as I do.

Almost all of our
     smaller device repair has
gone to Mexico.

I have a Ferret
     Nation (same thing, really) cage,
and food does fall out.

Taking souls into
     eggs would make an interesting
weapon enchantment.

They'll have maps and be
     able to tell you how it's
zoned and who owns it.

It very much is
     the case with the jargon word
in my example.

Why are you going
     around making up stories
about my roommates?

I'd say more often
     than not they put on a much
better performance.

Not the cockroaches!!
     Just the zest. broke broke Thank you
so much for sharing.

He made no attempts
     to, and even now only
claims what he "will" do.

Cops are such filth. yes.
     that was a great superbowl
for many reasons.

Do I have it now?
     I never seen it before,
and got a good laugh.

I do, however,
     believe that it is the best
course for our nation.

The short version: -Goons
     spend months trying to invade Delve
and take it from BoB.

I don't know why you
     were voted down, your comment
was hilarious!

I can try my best,
     and figure the rest out once
I see a real board.

I am a guy, but
     I would love it if women
checked me out like that.

Missed point [deleted]
     That was awesome! Today is
my quitting day too.

That said, good story.
     We'll see if what you actually
promise comes to light.

Yeah, that's a complete
     failing of understanding
human behavior.

The most I've gotten
     is five hours and that was weeks
ago, before that?

Healthcare for profit
     (USA). Same sex marriage
being an issue.

Agreed. Plus, this is
     not going to be the last
we hear about this.

Do I think Jesus
     as written in the Bible
ever existed?

To show me that you
     are not the only touchy
person around here?!

If by weird you mean
     away from the accepted
norm, then yes, it's weird.

I'm assuming you
     are trolling, and if you are,
it's not amusing.

-Tyler Durden I'm
     African American,
and I don't smoke trees.

Can we please not post
     things unrelated to mod
discussion in here?

As a pretty big
     Floyd fan, I find it hard not
to compare the two.

[deleted] I do
     not think omnipotent means
what you think it means.

I would be saying
     this if it were a Giants
player fumbling too.

Move!" Pretty certain
     the wife and I are in too!
Edit: Cancel that.

It was a drinking
     party that quickly took on
the air of a wake.

And the locals had
     the right to take to up arms
against those vandals.

If no one else has
     any other suggestions
im going with that!

Wrong! Wrong! Immoral!
     Corrupt! That cop deserves life
in prison. The end.

I enjoy the trade
     I am in, but not always
the place I work at.

I thought I captured
     the full outfit pretty well
in the second pic.

I think that I was
     zoomed in on the bottom when
I first commented.

Fountain of youth gives
     you the time to acquire
infinite bacon.

You're still young and shit
     like this can either make you
stronger or weaker.

Dumb shit should be called
     out whether in real life or
on the internet.

Then you remember
     that he's average height and didn't
even notice them.

I'm using loose leaf
     Lipton, wondering if there's
anything better.

I have a friend who
     has an odd taste in movies
and he put it on.

Was in a bad mood
     until this, now the day just
seems so much brighter.

Death to the first born!
     [deleted] The duty is
not *to* atheism.

Like I said, I didn't
     even notice it until
second semester.

...because everything
     you've ever done has been on
top of the sheets, right?

Good for you! I hope
     all your hard work pays off once
you are done with school.

I don't feel inclined
     to give an inch on the right
to mock religion.

so I wasn't sure
     if I should post there or not,
but thanks anyways.

So, guy who thinks he's
     good, tell me about how you
"do all of those things."

I'm hearing the words
     "fraud" and "stolen" being flung
all over the place.

It annoys the hell
     out of me too but looser
winds me up so much.

At least one viewing
     per day for a good few weeks.
Still enjoy it, too.

A smart AI that learns
     faster and more as it goes
vs a person.

I applaud you, but
     I still have to ask- why not
give them to a friend?

Wow! Quite the face. Ya,
     as walker-01 said, please let us
know when it comes through.

I would love to make
     one at home but I have no
idea how to.

Develop hobbies
     that keep you out of your house
& around your peers.

So, I understand
     you're the hot sister of Earth.
Can you tell me more?

Mushrooms make boring
     food a lot more delicious.
BUY me a Blunt foo!

I know it's a bruise
     to your ego, but you will
feel better for it.

And I've got no hope
     in Raina, his technique just
has too many holes.

It's gonna take some
     serious dough to shut me
up on this one, mac!

It has a knife, pen,
     pin, scissors, file, screwdriver,
ruler, and tweezers.

Isn't that awesome!
     Can I have some of the mock
meatloaf you brought? Thanks!

I see no reason
     why this class of people should
be disenfranchised.

OR. You don't know how
     to correctly make a point
in the end at all.

With a Kindle all
     that is gone yet people will
vomit blood for one.

You're being either
     deliberately thick or you're
just tragically dumb.

They're better than us,
     even when they're acting worse
than us. Don't you know?

Why isn't a cop
     held to a standard of strict
knowledge of the law?

A good product should
     not only sound good, it should
measure very well.

But can anyone
     who loves animals that much
really be crazy?

Sure! Popcorn? No thanks,
     Ill wait til dinner. Ok,
lets get drinks though. Deal.

I'm sorry if you
     don't feel included, but you
just don't belong here.

Ethnic cleansing FUCK
     YEAH The Amityville house
has an article.

It's the message on
     the box that concerns me more
at this point, actually.

KINDA MAKES YOU WANT
     TO STICK YOUR DICK IN IT! There,
that'll do the trick.

And I know I don't
     know you but I know that you
can do it. You're strong.

Those things are awesome
     and hilarious to watch
while they cruise around!

"Is it true that you
     said Hitler didn't kill enough
Jews during the war."

However, it *should*
     be a right, for *everyone*.
Yeah, I can see that.

And you don't even
     have any idea what
nihilism is.

we get it every
     time you say "this couldn't get
any worse" it does.

Now I have to go
     stab it again TIL you are
literally hitler.

How about any
     chapter that says that Allah
is the one true god.

i would like one please.
     George Bluth? Sure, but it's also
way more expensive.

technically you can't
     have anything dangling from
your rearview mirror.

Glad you dropped em both
     like a sack of potatoes!
I'm... kind of a bitch.

:D I kid of course,
     but seriously, you two
are gorgeous people.

I'll give it a try,
     I've done hard ramparts a lot
but never insane.

Most beginners can't
     tell a properly set up
guitar anyway.

I think we should do
     whatever we can to stop
respecting dogma.

Acceptance of hard,
     uncomfortable facts is
inherent in it.

If you cover up
     one eye, it might actually prove
to be a tiger.

I really should stop
     reading the bottom part first.
I think she a word.

I'll let myself out.
     Criticism accepted.
this is very cool.

Think of the massive
     effect that would have on black
male youths at the time.

You could also just
     sit in at a library
and read the books there.

Well, now you've done it...
     HAVE YOU NEVER READ ANY
FANTASY STORIES?

It makes her really
     happy to not have to do
the laundry that week.

I watch in awe when
     the Patriots play at how
much time Brady gets.

Real breeders will let
     you have their adult, retired
dames and sires for free.

Nobody ever
     looks up, and it's a good place
to go people watch.

"My Life is ruined!!!!"
     "I trusted you!!!" and I just
laugh and laugh and laugh.

That's all. You're kinda
     preaching to the choir here.
And that's where you're wrong.

That's a long ass nail
     Love steams idea about
Piracy, its true.

Needless physical
     possessions only slow you
down in life I've found.

Not sure if this helps,
     but I just want to thank you
for helping up front!

I didn't get a chance
     to catch the band but I will
go back sometime soon.

Definitely, I'd
     say his buddy at fault here
more than his daughter.

Either all men or
     all women. [deleted] This.
It's entertainment.

If you have money,
     you can invest that money
to make more money.

It's great to see some,
     i stress SOME, diversity
in the lineup here.

The pour from the same
     batch of batter no matter
what I you order.

He was clearly just
     looking for a fight because
he was frustrated.

Just to clarify,
     the clip has nothing to do
with the word nigger.

I would say be "nice",
     but when dealing with money
that is difficult.

I'll give you a clue.
     The line you're looking for is:
I'm Canadian.

How doesn't it make
     sense and what has it to do
with trying to look deep?

I chuckled the most
     at the Aziz picture Thanks...
definitely will!

This is a really
     cool story and im glad you
guys found each other.

To the point where our
     deer and moose populations
are hurting from it.

Actually, no. They would
     not agree that he isn't
going to heaven.

Was he ever in?
     I found it sad that I knew
most of these people.

You could not simply
     be expelled, for example,
without due process.

Hi. My real name is
     Sabin too, but I was not
named after this game.

Would I be better
     off with a full manual
camera like the S95?

I love tabby cats.
     I have one named Thor. This is
your warning, peons.

Although the project
     is dead to me, the dream was
nice while it lasted.

So tell me Mr
     Data guy, which conclusion
do you buy, and why?

As someone mentioned
     below, you NEVER dry wool
socks in a dryer.

but still, whether or
     not it is to you, it's just
very offensive.

Why explain something
     twice when you can copy paste
your final statement?

I think they are cats.
     Don't quote me on that, I didn't
finish vet school yet.

If she's been taking
     the pill properly your odds
are extremely low.

I grew up watching
     this in Ukraine and I can
also confirm this.

Your mind is focused
     on those motions and clears out
any other thoughts.

Thanks yes. yes i do.
     Are you speaking out for all
males when you say that?

Your kick has no punch,
     and it's powerful enough.
Your snare has no bite.

If you have any
     "backup words" lying around
i could ask some friends.

Education, on
     the other hand, is actually
quite affordable.

I thought it was due
     by 7am the day OF lecture,
not the day before.

Thanks Also they used
     to clean the shit off of you
everytime you pooped.

I knew it! But how
     many games about rabbits
and beads can you make?

From reading other
     people's comments, it really
depends on the school.

Easily solved by
     getting a new ramp (I think?
Or was it platform?)

Javascript which is
     what I wrote the code in is
one way to do it.

Feels like he's got wrong
     anatomy, so to speak.
Wow, you are gorgeous!!!!

Don't sell you self short;
     you were already filthy
before this happened.

Fresh coffee expands
     or "blooms" when it comes into
contact with water.

Once he did he goes
     "Hey man, you were right." And goes
back to practicing.

yeah, they've been doing
     this for a while and is why
I stopped watching them.

No, but you don't want
     to give her any reason
to be mad at you.

Doesn't make any
     sense Yeah, let's not go spreading
that garbage around.

City fans hardly
     seem to notice how fucking
awful he's playing.

If there weren't any
     grey areas, there wouldn't
be a word for it.

Other people just
     think they should be paid to breathe.
But seriously.

I was just saying
     that you can go to bars, but
you are not allowed.

Providing you're not
     training with idiots you
will also gain friends.