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Providing you're not
     training with idiots you
will also gain friends.

I choose industry.
     I like teaching, but I like
having more money.

So to get some real
     positive, unexpected
feedback made my week.

you know whats going
     to happen if you eat too
much of that stuff right?

He was the only
     Republican candidate
that was reasonable.

what would follow would
     be terrorizing for them.
are you kidding me?

I know. It's "Thou shalt
     not kill" and "Love thy neighbor"
all over again.

How many other
     people have done this, only
to be arrested?

She only BARELY
     ate her out, cute her some slack.
YEAH, KILL THOSE BARRELS.

I read up on how
     strong the gorilla glass is,
haven't looked back since.

Most priests and pastors
     are far more reasonable than
the congregation.

However, you can
     still go up for communion
and just not take it.

Later. did it not
     tip her off that it only
happened in one class?

[deleted] You are
     incredibly beautiful.
Your mouth. Your chin. Wow.

Don't sweat the small stuff.
     Give praise when due. Be honest
about everything.

I'm glad this info
     is being tracked and quickly
being organized.

[deleted] I can't
     be the only one that thought
that was fun can I?

I just don't really
     find it compelling content,
generally speaking.

That network resides
     in your brain and once the brain
is dead, all is gone.

I wouldn't buy pet
     insurance- I would just make
sure my pet stays safe.

Well that's certainly
     not the way to get something
that you want. Well shit.

a set of beliefs
     that belong to a group or
organization).

If you meet Janice
     listen to every single
thing she has to say.

Clearly, no. Agreed!!
     ...but I'm thinking your parent
was making a joke.

really depends what
     you want the car for and what
your lifestyle is like.

I think it's just gross.
     Why ruin a perfectly
healthy cup of tea?

'homeless'? HA! You think
     he would stay warm in a bus
station in those clothes?

That fact that they made
     both of those things with a straight
face is insulting.

My friends constantly
     say if I was a dog, I'd
be a St. Bernard.

I haven't really
     looked much at three players, but
I believe most (all?)

Ignoring other's
     and focusing on yourself
is much healthier.

I've been spending ~$6/batch
     on ice from the gas station.
Never again. WHY!?!

It's actually going
     along pretty well, so I'll
be posting more soon.

I had this problem
     before, but it some how healed
over time. Fuck yeah!

Are you super tight?
     That certainly doesn't help.
Stretch those traps and neck.

-The Beatles German
     living in Canada near
the US border here.

EDIT: While the phone
     is waterproof, the wireless
charging pad is not.

His books are actually
     pretty terrible, as far
as writing skill goes.

I'd say go for it,
     it changed my life completely
and for the better.

**dat tone**... Mine's not all
     that fantastic, but it was
annoying as fuck.

None of my heavy
     hints that we'd like to be left
alone are heeded.

As long as he has
     the tools to do the right thing
I've had a success.

The idea is
     to get the public to use
discernment again.

This girl used to draw
     pictures of me depicted
as a skeleton...

I, personally, like
     watching the dot woman walk
towards me. It's simple.

I have the weirdest
     boner right now I actually
laughed out loud at this.

I agree that you
     should work on deciding what
to do with your hair.

However. It was
     still a very stupid thing
for Tom to have done.

Met another girl
     last night, totally opposite
end of the last one.

Huh? The article
     didn't mention this. Make a boat.
Boats take you places.

I like Ron Paul well
     enough, but as a veteran,
he should know better.

One thing to note is
     that with heavy use, black paint
can rub through or flake.

In Australia, folks
     still measure approximates
in feet and inches.

I'm guessing a phone
     cam, maybe with strawberry
jam smeared on the lens.

That morning I had
     this weird feeling in my gut,
but I ignored it.

I hear you. Just know
     that when it gets to be too
much, you have options.

If you haven't bumped
     up your voltage, you're going
to want to do that.

I also wouldn't
     take those Rotten Tomatoes
links as conclusive.

Based on those choices
     I already know I won't
get along with you.

[deleted] I do
     realize there are people who
need help to survive.

[deleted] This is
     SO awesome! It's like snow days
when I was a kid!

That "Life of Whitelaw
     Reid" book actually sounds pretty
plausible as well.

[deleted] I've seen
     most of these people perform
before, and they're great!

Guy tries to order
     shots and beers from busser from
another station.

I think the first thing
     for her to decide is what
method she wants. Pill?

He was practically
     rolling a new one ever
week at the worst point!

You can even use
     acoustic analogies
to illustrate this.

His battle music
     is by far the best theme song
in any movie.

WE ARE LITERALLY
     THE STRONGEST POLITICAL
FORCE ON THIS PLANET!

I'm out of the loop
     and it seems like I should be
happy about that.

You were a pretty
     rad group, and I think we all
want the same down here.

I know, I know :P
     I'm still waiting to see if
this is just a "phase".

Your first question should
     be what does your boyfriend like?
Is he an ass man?

I know right? I would
     never consider someone
as ugly as her.

I approve this choice!
     They also often have live
music and the like.

The man is a joke.
     A sexist, misogynist,
homophobic joke.

Try sticking your tongue
     into a power outlet
and see what happens.

I really wish Stout
     opened up, I'm not sure what
he was waiting for.

Didn't he say he'd punch
     someone if they wanted him
to teach religion?

If that doesn't work,
     you'll probably need to go see
your doctor again.

Have you ever heard
     "I'm sitting in a room" by
Alvin Lucier?

[deleted] THOSE CLOWNS
     IN CONGRESS DID IT AGAIN.
WHAT A BUNCH OF CLOWNS.

She gets all broken
     up about it, tries to hang
out with me again.

For me, delicious
     foods promote hunger and bland
foods promote patience.

It's only when you
     have your screen locked lol...
that is funny,! Yes.

Maybe she just got
     freed from a POW camp. Agreed.
Legalize freedom.

I put capturing
     in quotes, because technically,
it never happens.

It all starts well, it's
     hot, it's fast, it's everything
you think it should be.

All of the people
     questioned said that they had **worked
hard** for their money.

THANKS, FOX. I can't tell
     if this is real or a joke.
[deleted] Sometimes.

Appreciating
     the other persons natural
form is the issue.

It had some problems
     to be sure, but overall
the game play is fun.

I'm looking for one
     as low of miles as I can
get in my price range.

I believe in you!
     Only you can make these hats
fashionable again!

I can't believe how
     many pixels we lost from
the original.

Imo, they can do
     whatever the hell they want
with my donations.

If you trim your chest
     hair, put some conditioner
on it afterwards.

Are we defying
     nature or filling the role
provided to us?

You drop dead. How long
     does it take your dog to start
eating you ass first?

How long does it take
     your dog to start eating you
ass first? fair enough.

In one of these times,
     my friend was going over
to his girlfriends house.

I will stalk you down
     next time I see you online.
I thought you were done.

I have never been
     able to watch more than five
minutes of The Jerk.

If you are in dire
     need, plenty of dollar stores
carry yoga mats.

The first and only
     comment to the article
has a good point though.

Wow, that story is
     so full of bullshit I don't
know where to begin.

Keep getting the word
     out there, but at least they are
trying to clarify.

But did they catch it?
     Nope. We can't do that against
New England. I guess.

Even in the real
     world I hear "midget" more than
any other term.

I guess what I meant
     to say is that we need more
numbers period.

In most cases, yes,
     since she knows when she had sex
with the real father.

Your foot is also
     the same size as your arm from
your elbow to wrist.

I tripped for two days
     and then had an acid "glow"
for about a week.

Put together add
     more cheese on top, lettuce if
I have some. Done. Meal.

That's EXACTLY who
     keeps the American car
companies afloat.

[deleted] Good but
     those tomatoes aren't doing
anything for you.

Great for the market,
     not so tasty for your tongue.
[deleted] Love it!

PM me. I'll help
     you through the process one on
one, start to finish.

Wonder if there's call
     for a 'test session finder'
here some place.... thanks, fixed.

People are getting
     all too concerned with ranking
and labeling lately.

At the same time, there
     will be the likes of you who
wouldn't need such things.

Jesus himself said
     the only way to the Lord
is through Jesus Christ.

I don't mind giving
     extra points to people who
blow up all my C4.

I masturbated
     about once a month and had
no interest in sex.

Engine oil is fine,
     it's 10w40 and it gets
into first gear fine.

*grinds teeth* Not really.
     It means something completely
different spelled like that.

I think the battle
     would have gone on until all
predators were dead.

But, either way, "he's
     not him" is a bad reason
to vote for someone.

They're allowed to be
     silly and not have to take
shit like this for it.

**What do you guys think
     that other way is going
to end up being?

It's like he's proving
     himself to be better than
his older brother.

It is a rare day
     in life that a teenager
admits being wrong.

Christianity,
     Islam, and Judaism
are current religions.

I think they are just
     playing along with the guy's
funny smile. Really?

I felt like it made
     the woman look a little
helpless afterwards.

lol so true
     Got shown this in an English
lecture on Chaucer.

It looks like something
     from real life, but an ugly
something from real life.

What is the mass flow
     rate of refrigerant through
this cooling system?

I stayed away once
     stuff got started, so I don't
really know. Agreed.

It does not. It is
     rampant on every platform,
especially PC.

There were quite a few
     stars in that one [deleted]
Yeah, he's ok now.

I don't care if its
     visually based, scent based, voice
based, or whatever.

But, then again, all
     turntables ruin records
if they're played enough.

Everything humans
     have worked for was just building
up to this. Probably.

Rather loud with ear
     phones on 'cos you need to hear
all the softer sounds.

Put the object down
     where it is supposed to be.
Repeat until bored.

If you've ever watched
     Moon's stream, you can't deny his
skills as a player.

I was eleven
     and staying at my uncle's
house for a few days.

Someone who doesn't
     understand basic math needs
to read up on it.

Some do. The judo
     version often also comes
off looking like this.

Yes, but it only
     requires an associates
degree in some states.

I resent people
     who are Christian and insist
on me being so.

[deleted] I've seen
     several studies that didn't show
extra nutrients.

I don't think i can
     ever tire of this song...
EVER... IN MY LIFE!

I honestly didn't
     hit drama until my third
year, and that was small.

Other than that, yeah
     you can use any python
modules you install.

I'll give it a try
     with a live image tonight
and post my findings.

And at the same time,
     I respect people's choices
to a large extent.

You do it during
     the installation process.
Boyfriend, not husband.

If you answered 'yes'
     to both questions above, did
you get sick at all?

Navy is your best
     choice for a blazer and would
be better than black.

Wilton is a great
     manufacturer, and their
stuff will last ages.

I read your comment
     as "That was a start against
Chris Capuano."

Who cleans the toilets?
     beautiful I don't care how
popular he is.

No, the officer
     who shoved him over probably
didn't mean to kill him.

This doesn't apply
     even remotely to what
is happening today.

I saw that these thoughts
     were the very thing I had
to rid myself of.

But please inform me,
     what kind of 'design' did you
have in mind? Oh wow!

I have some pictures
     that are close to final, though.
That's a great ted talk.

But really, it would
     be much easier for them
to enter themselves!

[deleted] I think
     you should cancel it before
your partner finds out.

It should also be
     worth double what I'm paying
for it when it's done.

He can say single
     words here and there but he can't
say sentences yet.

I laugh every time
     I see it. I don't know why.
Not stupid at all.

It is the only
     food that rots in your stomach
before digestion.

This is from the book
     "Whiter shades of pale". Read it,
it's hilarious.

It shouldn't happen
     to anymore. But it does.
It's life. Yin and Yang.

And I'm certainly
     not leaving, I'll still frequent,
I just can't partake.

You are taken more
     serious by the average
person with one on.

You are not special.
     You are not a beautiful
or unique snowflake.

So what evidence
     do you have that copyright
creates more content?

very few of these
     end up being songs because
most of them are crap.

Much like algebra
     is a standard course today.
very very true.

[deleted] He has
     also defended statements
from the newsletters.

Chances are if it's
     that bad your interviewers
won't be in that day.

I don't see why sites
     based in other countries should
join in the blackout.

But rational thought such
     as that won't keep us (US) from
attacking Iran.

White America
     prefers a more passive black
resistance, of course.

Buy em a toy once
     in a while even though you
know it'll get destroyed.

I know a lot more
     about feminism than
most feminists do.

This is why Chris Rock
     said that if he could take back
the N* sketch, he would.

Nay sir. They require
     sweet, passionate, love making.
Very interesting.

[deleted] It would
     be cool to see something like
this implemented.

Only the hardware
     that they make that runs their OS
is locked to their OS.

that all goes away
     when it becomes legal. whoa!
Dude one game, jesus....

I don't think he works
     in anything else outside
the Adobe suite.

I'd heard that the clown
     college was shut down after
your class... is this true?

He has always had
     absolutely fantastic
technique and work rate.

That was my first post
     on here, so I don't really
know what I'm doing.

We've all been there, you
     didn't delete them, because you
wanted to keep them.

But falling IN love
     WITH someone means that the love
is flowing both ways.