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Oh, I somehow missed
     that Roman Polanski had
french Citizenship...

Thank you. I'm a bit
     younger than you and I went
through this too. I quit.

Over christmas break,
     my instructor took a job
with a regional.

I've never tried those
     games, but it has done well on
every game I've played.

The parents of both
     toddlers acted like I was
trying to rape their child.

Jesus man, next time
     you talk to them try coming
down off your high horse.

It was a woman
     to try to get her husband
to eat her out more.

I don't understand
     why people post threads like this.
Just play the damn game.

I think the point is
     to use a newspaper or
something you can't fake.

I was just giving
     examples of other things
I got from my mom.

You're likely to be
     influenced when you can be
stoned to death for it.

Also once running
     takes hold you are miserable
if you don't do it.

I wasn't trolling,
     I just figured it would be
simpler to restart.

I'm not sure you can
     assume that older people
need less calories.

My suggestion would
     be to find someone you trust
and let it all out.

Among other things.
     What sort of cultures foster
the greatest gamers?

It sounds like you should
     see a therapist and talk
about these feelings.

I'm in a fairly
     similar situation
to you in most ways.

I wonder where these
     brainless people come from who
comment on this site.

It's too bad that Ron
     Paul has told his supporters
to fear socialists.

The internet on
     my computer is sometimes
slower than my phone.

As far as I know,
     this is the only 'easy'
way to put it in.

[deleted] There's some
     teams I always want to lose.
Saints are one of those.

Then there is the cat
     pushing out all the other
cats out of its ass.

People call these things
     imperfections, but they're not,
aw that's the good stuff.

Who do you think is
     killing the Iranian
nuclear scientists?

Sad bear is sad Nah,
     I have loads of her, I'll post
more when I get home.

Not really something
     I can imagine most guys
doing :p But yeah.

Affection points or
     not, there's no way I'm letting
my toon kiss some guy.

You should check around
     to see what the rates are like
in your area.

If this video
     were fake, they would have something
to say about it.

Relaxes me good.
     Never have and never will
find Fox attractive.

This doctor cured her
     Multiple Sclerosis by
changing her diet.

It gets in my head.
     You guys don't know what it's like
out it's like out here.

Think of it this way,
     how do you want it to look
on a business card?

You forgot the part
     where you reply and they don't
respond to your text.

I don't know what you
     mean by "get a bible verse".
could you elaborate?

So reality
     tends to be composed of those
things that can and do.

I have only seen
     Episode Four of Star Wars
one and a half times.

Religion is good.
     Being patriotic is
the most important.

I will probably try
     to turn some tricks sooner or
later at the quad.

The problem, again,
     comes down to battery life
more than anything.

Opening any
     new electronic is nice.
I love that feeling!

It was almost pure
     energy that congealed down
into particles.

Someone needs to tell
     the world to calm the fuck down.
Joe for president.

Joe for president.
     I'll make all your wildest dreams
come true... I promise!

Means she was so loose
     because he had loosened her.
Ben has a big dick.

Depends on the state,
     position, field, and a whole
bunch of other things.

If villain doesn't
     raise his button often I'm
probably folding though.

Flop: -Well according
     to my plan I have to get
my money in here.

I turned off the light
     so whatever wanted me
dead couldn't see me.

But i mean, it's not
     exactly innovative.
It's just a nice mouse.

i had this really
     nice shirt that i let a girl
borrow, god knows why.....

Sorry if I fucked
     up pronouns or if I'm not
supposed to say trans.

I feel that many
     constructions like this, over
time, will simplify.

LOL, are you
     looking in the mirror when
you spew this garbage?

I have a MT 4G
     Slide, and it's exactly what
I was looking for.

Gekko Moria
     Fantastic!!!!! I love this view
on my wife as well.

As for a short term
     solution, play hard on D
and finish the point.

Some look so faded,
     but I really enjoyed them.
Sting is my favorite!!

I know there really
     isn't much difference in size
between the two wheels.

Took him a second
     to realize I was sobbing
from embarrassment.

I'm thinking he works
     at some fancy place that all
these people go to.

Even if it is
     common I still think it is
over diagnosed.

Probably not because
     you want to have sex with them,
but just good manners.

[deleted] One guy
     did dance with me, but it was
so damned awkward! Thanks!

And if so you guys
     need to do a trivial
pursuit edition.

If they are not close
     enough they do not even
get the reduced threat.

But why do you come
     here and ask to be told what
to say or study?

They could also fix
     plenty of the bugs that are
still hanging around.

Have fun with your friends
     though In what capacity
is this official?

How would your friend feel
     if he knew you killed yourself
over him? Good Luck!

This sort of thing is
     interesting in 7th grade
for a week or two.

But, as it would seem,
     she wouldn't be interested
in me anyway.

Gotta use them once
     in awhile to prevent you
being overwhelmed!

I told her to go
     away and play somewhere but
she refused to move.

Hot girls aren't harder,
     sometimes even easier.
How old were you then?

So, to me you're just
     some teenager who happens
to love his parents.

Limbo Bastion From
     Dust How can you sleep knowing
your job the next day?

I refuse to hear
     any bad words said about
General Butt Naked.

If you live in dorms,
     I'm pretty sure their front desk
can make you a temp.

It's one of those things
     that's so sad that all you can
do is laugh. Sadly.

And what makes you think
     this type of racism is
only on one side?

So I may have lost
     some ground but overall it's
still an improvement.

All is lost. Why else
     do you think the atmosphere
is the way it is?

I got on the tube
     and fell off a few seconds
after getting on.

Pastas are ok
     but I usually heat them
on the stove instead.

It doesn't sound like
     bullying but it doesn't
sound so great either.

The little letters
     next to their names aren't actually
important, you know.

It describes the world
     incorrectly and thus gives
incorrect results.

I read the title
     too fast, thought the coppers had
given him cancer.

As far as colors...
     Browse bikes online and see what
you find attractive.

When I fail, I sneak
     under the bar, take off some
weight, put bar back on.

Was there anything
     too explicit for tv
that you recorded?

Do couples cuddle
     after one of them has peed
on the others face?

I finally got
     the bell pepper flavor out
with tomato sauce.

I felt like a third
     wheel because I couldn't talk
the entire time.

He did the right thing.
     Or a pony. I don't know
the going rates though.

Yeah I get it can
     be expressed that way, but what
exactly is it?

[deleted] Are you
     saying the replace *lost* tools
without a receipt?

The important thing
     is that I'm starting to feel
better about *me.

He passed away last
     December without getting
to read the last book.

Also, don't forget
     to vote for them after you
watch the video!

I approve. Could be
     useful when making toilets.
[deleted] So cool.

Man, reminds of how
     I fucking love Ikea.
What are we talking?

And the first precept
     makes absolutely no sense.
Tell me about it.

And many artists
     have been ripped off by horrid
contracts *that they signed*.

I failed and I didn't
     even watch the video
That doesn't work. why??

Keep up the awesome
     weight loss! Those are not ninjas.
Those are insane clowns.

Direct link didn't work.
     Edit: redacted. I was
pretty wrong. Good God!

Why yes sir, that is
     the movie with the referenced
scene you suggested.

If the things he says
     are true, then it would be true
cross culturally.

Guantanamo Bay
     is my reference here for those
with short memories!

For gaming at 1920x1080
     is better bang for the buck.
There's a next season?!?!

Im curious how,
     say, EvE Online can handle
10k players at once.

Maybe a little
     more than two or three years, but
still fairly recent.

achievements are not
     unknown outside of gaming.
see foursquare badges.

The emotion chip
     made him totally useless
in "Generations".

The girls they take home
     don't look like they need to be
convinced to have sex.

It's the safest way.
     I'm not sure I understand...
can you elaborate?

Shooting our species
     and stuff towards the stars aboard
giant, flaming dicks.

Even a cheap one
     at Wally World costs about
that much. Just saying.

Or maybe he would
     be entirely different.
That's not much better.

My thoughts exactly,
     remember reading about
this a while ago.

No one does that shit.
     Ok, someone does, but it's
not normal, at all.

[deleted] I am
     pretty sure these pictures are
from wax museums.

So even if you
     can't get it now, it'll probably
happen fairly soon.

Holy shit, this is
     the best explanation I've
ever read. Uhh, wow.

Adam Sandler looks
     pretty wasted lol
So... incompetent.

Plenty of people
     keep guns for target shooting
and not self defense.

I suppose I should
     stop randomly wandering
about killing things.

Fuck the Cowboys Why
     did he say it if it's not
meant to be followed.

Only the hardware
     that they make that runs their OS
is locked to their OS.

A lot of coal. Then,
     you have to worry about
leakage and safety.

As of now, I feel
     like the person in the quote
you made at the end.

Unfortunately
     I was part of the contents.
He's a pilot now.

It's not set in stone.
     I don't have time to type out
my entire life.

I doubt anyone
     will read this as it will be
buried so deeply.

did you know schnauzer
     is german for *Moustache* no.
I've never met him.

You motherfucker.
     I cannot stop watching this.
A job well done sir.

I see as many
     "this destroyed my door" reviews
as positive ones.

ANOTHER MAXWELL?!!
     WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?
Edit: Wrong account.

Really it hasn't
     been anything I've even
had to think about.

He deserves to be
     punished under the guidelines
for breaking those terms.

Plenty of food when
     I need it. When I run out,
I do it again.

The commentators
     on the side courts seemed to know
their shit last night too.

Well, we go up there
     and suddenly she's fawning
all over Matty.

Because the insects
     are such pests it's the only
way to keep them out.

It tasted *okay*,
     certainly not anything
to write home about.

It sucks that he messed
     up at such a critical
moment, but come on.

It blasted a hole
     through my sock, part of my shoe
and a lot of skin.

They will not do this,
     because many of the bike
racks are near the road.

They can't stop students
     from biking in to campus,
there would be outrage.

Also trees. Lets say
     I have a machine that can
copy candy bars.

i used to lean on
     my hand in class, and alas
I would get pimples.

Their bedroom is not
     my place to be concerned, or
judge for that matter.

Ugh. Why? And why are
     you making normative claims
on philosophers?

we're probably going
     to cycle through them every
few days for a while.

I'm glad I did, now
     I'm making more than double
what I was making.

They're both good shows but
     breaking bad and justified
is better than both.

I'm making pretty
     similar to Fitzsimmons
on the same server.

It's so annoying
     when people beg for karma
with their animals.

I'm not a native
     English speaker, so I don't
follow your question.

Some Atheists find
     "In God We Trust" on money
to be offensive.

And then to go on
     and say such treatment actually
helped the southern slaves?

Let your opponent
     come to you and strike when you
see an opening.

And what the market
     says is more important than
what citizens want?

Like they'd be able
     to determine your age by
your penis alone.

Why should you become
     richer simply because you
are already rich?

You should really make
     sure you know what you're putting
into your body.

I can keep doing
     that for a long time, so time
is not a factor.

Shame, too, because his
     casting voice and game knowledge
is spectacular.

Each company is
     individual and there
is no rule of thumb.

Movies are half price
     on tuesdays My cat sits on
my lap while I poo.

I didn't know he was
     hosting again or I would
have watched. But I mean.

Michael Shannon should
     not be invited to write
for this guy again.

[deleted] uh what?
     No. I don't think such a thing
as 'nature' exists.

After a week or
     two of use, you'll grow to like
the feel of the phone.

For future reference,
     put the year the film was made
in parentheses.

You need to broaden
     your horizons, or at least
just let others be.

quite a collection
     you have thar I thought it was
too good to be true.

I don't claim to "know"
     that there is a creator
or god of some sort.

When we questioned him,
     he said 'what's the point in me
doing anything?

It's close regardless,
     and those specific figures
are a few years old.

I had some absinthe
     once that a friend of a friend
from Santa Fe made.

Then prove it, show me
     hard facts that PC sales are
higher than consoles.

TIA. Go away.
     I love your great ass! So what
are you shooting with?

He's allowed under
     their union rules. Like the rent.
Hang in there buddy.

This and fucking Chuck
     Norris... Your not in the LA
area by chance?

I appreciate
     your insight, and that's what I'm
leaning toward doing.

A mistake would be
     to rush them or get upset
at her about it.

Who puts anything
     in front of the barrel while
pulling the trigger?!

Er, no man, that's wrong.
     Like I said, it shouldn't be
taken to extreme.

A lot of people
     in this thread say loose tea is
better than tea bags.

If advertisers
     are paying you less, you are
making less money.

However it still
     skips a cycle so it might
take longer to grow.

Not liking a law
     that hasn't yet been applied
to you doesn't count.

Try to make a side
     trip up to Tahoe if you
can and we get snow.

It's cheaper and much
     quicker (and seemed to better
explain some things too).

The messed up thinking
     is the crazy idea
that it should go down.

Agree with other
     commenters, try the first two
or three and then stop.