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Those elder badges
     didn't just appear, we earned them
by going through hell.

I'd like to know how
     many people fall into
that category.

On a plane ride home
     from christmas, there was this chick.
Not too bad looking.

Controlled substances
     are controlled, not illegal
to use in research.

[deleted] christians
     mainly do this to protect
their precious world view.

No clip is very
     useful it even helped me
out with some bugged quests.

Yo but dude although
     jesus is the son of god
he also is god.

The president can
     only do so much with his
powers anyway.

William Tell wouldn't
     shoot an orange off a duck,
because he had class.

And it's usually
     only North Americans
who think they are cute.

I've paid for shit by
     entering my credit card
number my whole life.

There are people out
     there with personality,
and they despise you.

End it. I told you
     to post when you understood
what relative meant.

Love it. I only
     watched that one video but
he seems nice enough.

This is some pretty
     serious accusations
that you're just throwing.

Maybe those crappy
     photos are your son's fetish?
[deleted] Thank you.

Note that the other
     one is disconnected from
his actual hair too.

I feel that this is
     the most appropriate time
to tell my story.

Better dig a moat
     around my house and check out
if I can cook them.

Is it possible
     that somebody taped a sound
over the footage.

Thanks for telling us
     you are a new rider &
welcome to the club!

Challenge accepted.
     I've got a clear Recon, don't
know how rare they are?

If your parents aren't
     okay with it, I would not
recommend growing.

The difficult part
     is making the decision
to take an action.

Should be good. You should
     try actually leveling a tank,
or a healer then.

I can verify
     though that it's the same exact
sound in Dawson Creek.

Aye just hit me up
     on here, if you need any
one else to talk to.

Looks damn familiar.
     There are hundreds of earthquakes
every single day.

I was totally
     taken in by the female
gang scene. **Totally.

I know complaining
     is futile so that 's why
I'm not doing it.

It does the job if
     required but that's about it.
It sets a baseline.

But so far it seems
     people commenting are not
the people voting.

Maybe a peck on
     the cheek or lips but not full
on tonsil hockey.

There's this girl I work
     with with a kid too, but she's
dating some douche bag.

You claimed that people
     only complains on MS not
other companies.

You expect one thing
     and get something else you end
up disappointed.

My brain completely
     stopped working and I answered,
"Well... you're not ugly!"

You certainly won't
     "catch shit" for not finding her
attractive, these days.

I lost my father
     in August after a long
battle with cancer.

How long will it take
     you to earn a minimal
amount of money?

After all, *we* are
     the economy and *we*
dictate the prices.

But seriously,
     filling your books with highlights
does jack shit for you.

Earthquakes, volcanoes!
     The dead rising from the grave!
Human sacrifice!

That comes later, once
     she's gotten bored and frigid.
Then again.. Three years..

i really don't think
     the angle she has her head
at does much for her.

but male best friends SHOULD
     at least care a good amount
for each other right?

Every one I knew
     personally who did it quit
after a few months.

If the you had one
     piece of faulty equipment,
that would be one thing.

There's your problem most
     products people actually buy
aren't durable goods.

I don't know whether
     you can either, but I think
I'll leave it at that.

Hoo boy, him and young
     Moira in American
Horror Story- HOT.

Doing this will teach
     you how to use external
imports and classes.

No one would blame you.
     That sure is an expression.
[deleted] No way.

It will have to be
     windows but i think i can
get it cheap somewhere.

Anyone else here
     that spent way too much time trying
to find that lever?

when i hear stuff like
     these words, it brings me back there.
THANKS, you utter ass.

You're doing it wrong.
     well if one has needs, one must
meet them somewhere, yes?

This is an old trick.
     Please spread the word and call them
out repeatedly.

[deleted] Well then
     often times that means they don't
get any money.

there isn't much else
     that can possibly be done.
What's a writing man?

Now, I'm not the best
     with software and various
computer issues.

And I'm not talking
     my own. I'm ready to go!
But WAGE SLAVERY!

We know he left his
     group home that day, but we don't
know who he was with.

damn, what a great song
     I'm not really sure it would
make a huge difference.

This will be my next
     response next time I get shit
for my interests. Thanks.

A problem that could
     be completely avoided
if drugs were legal.

How could he. He's not
     responsible for the patch
management process.

I'm really looking
     forward too and I hope there
will be mod support.

They'll pull workers if
     you get anywhere near their
base with a pylon.

Until recently,
     one of the women brought her
son and was pregnant.

As a State fan, NO.
     In any live event, three
hours is a lifetime.

I like you. You're not
     like the other people, here
in the trailer park.

So forgive me if
     I don't quite follow you down
the absurdist route.

Poor guy thou, just shows
     the madness of the drug war.
Depends on the camp.

This can be caused by
     the upper pin sticking due
to too much tension.

Just remember not
     to race into expansion
for the sake of it.

I like it. I PLAYED
     THAT TOO. TIL OTHER PEOPLE
PLAYED THAT GAME. Not bad.

This is exactly
     where I was like HOLY SHIT,
YOU MET JANE FONDA!

Note: I only know
     this due to reading other
comments on this thread.

You have to realize
     that, if what you say is true,
you're extremely rare.

Just because he SAYS
     he makes it up on the spot
doesn't make it true.

You may have to get
     all new friends or even move
to a new city.

I took the long way
     home so my friend and his girl
could get their cookies.

:P Enhance! i think
     the leadership is changing
over there this year.

May he rest in Peace
     my friend This issue should be
left up to the states.

[deleted] I think
     you stopping and staring is
what made it awkward.

It's not looking good,
     the giants are the only
team left I can stand.

On purpose I changed
     the words to avoid the Dumb
and Dumber reference.

It's not that it's 'got
     old', some people just don't like
classic rock music.

Looks like there was *puts
     on dark glasses* more than one
funeral that day.

Hell, there are even
     players who just ride the rides
as if Eve were WoW.

Those things were horrid!
     I'm still up for it! Just need
to drum up interest!

I think your a **lot**
     less over your past issues
than you think you are.

So, it could just be
     our synergy together
not being there yet.

Trading and flights were
     not affected, according
to the BBC.

Even though I've been
     sleeping on it for years, it's
never lost it's shape.

He should check the brake
     rotors first to see if it's
just the brake rotors.

I can't imagine
     many players who would be
content with that role.

I still, to this day,
     have no idea what was
running through my head.

1st few minutes are
     dull introductions of course.
NO I'M NOT. (Bulls fan.

If you feel like you're
     the better person, then you
need to act like it.

You should be worried
     that someone will overstep
the mark, shit happens.

It was a symbol
     to represent spiritual
blindness, you're correct.

Now it's time for him
     to prove himself, and he goes
out and ruins cars.

i bet he knew what
     he was doing was wrong but
did it anyway.

My life has become
     significantly better
after finding this.

the worst part, you can
     buy frames they make exactly
for album covers.

It's just that when you
     don't have much dirt on a guy,
anything will work.

I think it's a myth
     that bullies all end up fat
and failures at life.

The bottom track is
     the phase cancelled audio
for comparison.

It all just seemed like
     peoples' minds were being scanned
and interrupted.

So we find a dark
     spot in the trailer parking
lot and have at it.

That is better then
     anything that could be put
on a dvd.

plus the banner was
     never acknowledged once while
i was in high school.

If it is true then
     the teacher in question needs
to be reported.

In one day, I took
     the cinnamon challenge three
times and never failed.

My water is too
     hard and I don't have a rinse
thing in my washer.

It used to way back
     in old versions, but it has
not stacked for ages.

I heard that Cady
     Heron pushed Regina George
in front of that bus.

It doesn't take much
     to boil some water and heat
up some pasta sauce.

I think it started
     back in the late 90's? Also.
It's not all that great.

I have never had
     anyone close to me pass
away until now.

French is a rather
     difficult language, compared
to English that is.

My friends always laugh
     at me because I swear out
loud when I get kills.

Just because that's when
     Jack is from doesn't mean ALL
the action is there.

A RED HERRING What?
     The movie's hated? That's news
to me. I want you!

So what does your dad
     recommend about shooting
yourself in the hand?

Hal higdon has some
     pretty good training programs
for runs of all lengths.

Why all the niggers
     on my lawn keep coming back
after i've shoot them...

Only governments.
     The families and businesses
can do what they like.

I've heard it might be
     southern Florida, but that's
still just a rumor.

Instead of praising
     his teammates and Smith, he just
takes all the credit.

I'll try the paper
     way before putting caustic
soda near my eye.

"No need to add ore
     remove value or meaning"
is correct I think.

It is a picture,
     and it doesn't violate
any of the rules.

You knew what you were
     getting into when you clicked
the picture you fuck.

Definitely do
     not try to be friends with him
though, not for a while.

Even at sold out
     capacity it's very
spacious and low key.

[deleted] Tower
     Shield Proficiency might be
perfect for your Knight.

But politicians
     are chosen by the people
to represent them.

[deleted] Dude, don't
     make your girlfriend take drugs if
she doesn't want to.

Angry Orchard is
     very good Fair point, he is
dead and I like him.

I am certainly
     not having my way with you
in my mind, right now.

Unless I replay
     ME2 with my four characters
and kill off Shepard.

I wonder if there
     are actually any islands
that could be purchased...

This is exactly
     what the OP said, in a much
more honest fashion.

I am a moral
     police for liberal thoughts, if
that is what you mean.

Personally, I see
     no reason why sugar needs
to be included.

You're letting her own
     you by sharing these "demons"
that you keep secret.

That's a mystery!
     What are you going to be
doing on the trip?

David loved him some
     killin', and apparently
god is fine with that.

Waiting on my Bob
     Ross paint set at present, can't
wait to get painting.

She'll grow out of one
     pretty quickly though before
having to upsize.

I just open up
     my laptop and rub one out
and then keep playing.

Yes. [deleted] WHO
     ARE YOU!? [deleted] Someone
in the *outside* world.

Appropriately
     political for a big,
ancient Church, I'd say.

It surely takes time
     to take all of that away.
I know that feel, bro.

I love indoor pools
     What did I just read? This fucked
my morning all up!

Who knows. But I do
     know that you're worrying way
to much about this.

A cousin of mine
     became a helicopter
mechanic that way.

He should have made his
     website inaccessible
to the US. Somehow.

It's just believing
     in a mythological
being, and that's all.

will all things have those,
     just others in less amounts?
Tried it. Didn't like it.

there is no "fair use
     act" Fair use isn't even
properly defined.

So it's really cool
     to hear from someone who has
used them. Thanks again!

I did and threw up
     immediately after
the fight was over.

[deleted] Bacon
     really isn't bad for you.
Why is his ass red?

If you do, she will
     come back and say something like
"that's so sweet, thank you".

Which sucks for people
     like me who don't have friends who
are also gamers.

The fact that he is
     getting any at all should
be celebrated.

Lifting weights will put
     on the muscle you likely
want to look better.

[deleted] Now do
     the same thing but with a horse
and dog included.

position and I'll
     just keep right on pointing out
how silly it is.

To me, a loved one
     going missing is worse than
if they had just died.

I love that people
     get emotionally involved
in spectator sports.

It's pretty awesome.
     One of the most beautiful
songs ever written.

He tied the bag up
     and beat the puppies to death
with a baseball bat.

Simply beautiful.
     Wouldn't running up the score
be trolling? Oh please!

They we're so great, but
     none of their sequels ever
could satisfy me.

im not being forced
     out tonight, but i will be
sooner or later.

Band size is way more
     important for controlling
bounce than cup size is.

haters gonna hate
     So what exactly are you
eating for dinner?

They want you to see
     what ever mediocre
achievement they made.

Golf. Do you always
     whore out family for karma
or just the dead ones?

pointing out something
     means that you must be wanting
to debate? Will fix.

I read this after
     coming back from a four hour
ride in the country.

Now it's a full days
     drive and you are best advised
to get a hotel.

No, you cannot print
     money ad infinitum
without consequence.

Please tell me there's some
     kind of program to format
your comments for you.

Enlarging any
     other section should also
work to be honest.

Lol you guys
     I'm such a philosopher!!!!
TO LOUIS COPELAND!!

Doesn't always take
     you where you want to go, but
where you need to go.

But he can afford
     coffee at a coffee shop
almost everyday?

I just want to say
     thanks for your super awesome
customer service.

We need set rules on
     what they can seek and how much
power they can have.

I can't have my own
     independent opinion.
I'm clearly brain dead.

Yep, that's exactly
     right, though I think these can still
be used to do so.

Knowing that number
     might just help you keep yourself
in REALITY.

The abuse and stress
     is only going to mount
if you stay in this.

Things fall apart. Fake.
     I found that drinking it cold
made it easier.

Oh, I somehow missed
     that Roman Polanski had
french Citizenship...