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Why have you still not
     discussed how much money you
are making from us?

Very sexy Should
     we tolerate one more thing
that separates us?

Cause Glengarry Glen
     Ross is pretty well known, right?
That jade means business.

When someone asks me
     what I am, I say I'm me.
That's all that matters.

Well I was playing
     with her and she rolled over
and gave me this look.

Same here, roger that.
     Ten four. I want to have gay
sex with that man's eyes.

If I get the day
     off tomorrow I will do
some research for you!

As regrettable
     as something like that is, one
can hardly blame them.

The service men &
     women would still be required
to serve their contracts.

well its pretty good,
     especially the nein nein nein
part^^ Aw why thank you.

A bug report filed
     against the image parsing
module of our brain.

like defender's stuff
     shouldn't be on here under
the current rule system?

I stopped doing most
     implementation and all
maintenance work last year.

(But seriously,
     well done) You clever bastard
YOU RACK DE HONOR.

i know it's only
     my perception, but most seem
to be overkill.

Would you be angry
     if you lost a big match due
to your own mistakes?

Two of the people
     that actually died were ones who
tried to swim actually.

Really? I thought not
     only was her flow garbage
but her rhymes were weak.

I simply support
     the right of people to make
their own decisions.

The only thing you
     can do is make them private
to try to hide them.

This also explains
     why llamas have terrible
balance on flat land.

I don't think people
     base purchases on who USED
to sponsor someone.

I did and i didn't
     feel like the names would really
work in the long run.

At some point, his whole
     life is going to get yanked
out from under him.

Exactly. With these
     people around, I'm afraid
I'll catch the asshole.

I keep seeing things
     like this but I've never seen
how to set it up.

You can wear it from
     the house to car, parking lot
to destination.

On workout days I'll
     have an extra meal or snack
but nothing major.

Assuming they don't
     beat you to death with chains first.
DO NOT blow dry it!

The mixing it up
     can keep your body guessing,
which makes it stronger.

I have a comment
     for each thing a function needs
to do, in order.

Hold the door open
     for me and just generally
be a good, kind man.

Melbourne represent.
     Yep. You won't need an open
window to hear it.

If you want something
     that sticks to the book more try
the miniseries.

If you need to go
     at that time you just go off
the edge of the porch.

Your hair is great too.
     You're not ugly. I'll never
understand nose rings.

If I say I don't
     like the Beatles, then I don't
value "true music".

not in the slightest.
     yet it's not morally wrong
for me to do it.

Thanks, I'll check it out.
     What specifically do you
hate about the fans?

Not trying to insult
     but it's his choice he could do
what ever he wants.

There's no way in hell
     the girls in my weight range look
anything like me.

This. My favorite way
     to get some extra protein
quick is canned tuna.

I'm still watching it.
     I love you for this comment.
Those graphics look weak.

Or Jeb. I come from
     (and live in) a country where
guns are illegal.

You can never know
     what the reasons are going
on behind the scenes.

do you know if there
     is a difference between Males
and Females with AS???

(I gotta tell you
     though that I wonder about
this, because really?

Like new sheets for one,
     preferably paid for by friend.
I hope you get them.

I may eat this way
     forever, as I'm feeling
pretty great. Good luck!

Maybe the North should
     have just said "fuck it, they can
secede if they want.

Rapid City &
     Sioux Falls are the main cities
in South Dakota.

And until then it'll
     be manned by a mindless drone.
What's wrong with strippers?

I'm also guessing
     your nitrates are really high
from when I was there.

what a retarded
     article He's brutally
and honestly right.

We want more! And these
     pictures, while amazing, could
be classed down a bit.

[deleted] You won't
     be using much of what you
learned in school at all..

My brother and our
     friends play this like once a week
in a custom game.

A little confused,
     maybe I'm missing something...
Gosh. I am jealous.

I'm normally on here.
     Why are you unsure and shy
about being here?

I had one last night,
     which is why i searched lucid
dream and found this post.

It's because before
     you sucked up to everyone
and tried to please them.

The flying club's rules
     and procedures and even
checklists kept changing.

Ripping the sticker
     off slowly with a mini
flathead screwdriver.

No matter how bad
     the pain is, suicide is
never the answer.

I'd you're not seeing
     any improvement i would
check with your doctor.

Don't get me wrong, all
     the other suggestions made
in this thread are great!

Fake shooting yourself
     in the head with Sherlock Holmes
watching at close range?

Therefore, simple math
     dictates that there would be more
ignorant Chinese.

Edit: stolen from
     the menu at City o'
City in Denver.

You dislike how rape,
     and sexual offenses
are being defined.

She's never funny,
     doesn't engage well and is
boring to look at.

listened to the beach
     boys and had my mind blown by
the sonic detail.

That might be true, but
     does she get the impression
she's needed by you?

That being said, all
     you are doing is showing
how the game is played.

I know, right! Sports are
     like so stupid and only
for barbarians.

I had a feeling
     there would be an escape clause
for large entities.

Beautiful. Since he's
     getting help from OP, I doubt
he has internet.

although neither has
     been impressive, both have come
through when most needed.

Look at Eagle Trace.
     It's right next to the main gate.
And I love it here.

Kinda made me sad.
     I wonder if they're gonna
pull the plug soon Boobs.

Why the hell not, not
     really under the radar,
but still a good one.

I have utterly
     no idea why you keep
bringing up figures.

I like the concept
     but not too crazy about
the execution.

It's like if i gave
     someone your house, but you get
to stay in the yard.

Hernandez isn't
     exactly a Woodhead or
Welker himself, though.

They can never be
     trusted, and will always turn
on you. Remember.

With range though, it is
     honestly one of the best
weapons in hardcore.

Realistically,
     he had to develop new
skills after Star Wars.

*legislature But
     I'd only want one of them
cooking my dinner.

Same here man. Same here.
     WE SHALL PASS Don't worry too
much about that fry.

Same here. WE SHALL PASS
     Don't worry too much about
that fry. It's okay.

I use Touch n tone
     from the hardware store for all
my spraying needs now.

Ah... I was sitting
     here thinking you only bought
the hoops. I feel dumb.

You gradually build
     up your deck to become great,
and then the game ends.

You thought earthquakes were
     rough, you haven't seen tidal
waves hitting a house.

Denial of such
     by his supporters is their
least endearing trait.

How many guys do
     you think she had sex with when
you were broken up?

Actually, I have two
     people already asking
for it already.

Any idea
     what they are costing lately?
Came here to say this.

And in panic room
     she's practically comatose
from low blood sugar.

This would be fine if
     she didn't normally watch the games,
but she does watch them.

It hardly ever
     adds anything to the match,
it's just annoying.

What I care about
     is knowing that people liked
something I posted.

If he truly didn't
     do it for money, why charge
so much for his work?

Because I shouldn't
     surrender when my team has
no chance at winning.

Hell, I don't even
     like bears, but I don't put "no
bears" on my profiles.

The others either
     did not know, or did know but
would not speak of it.

The thing is a few
     people did EXCEEDINGLY
well while most ok.

Get it off your chest
     (the first step was already
writing about this).

It was a really
     jarring departure from how
most of the game played.

Oh well I can dream
     :P I am willing to pay
for such magazine.

vanilla extract
     (added red food coloring
for designs) BLEND WELL.

The government claims
     women are afraid to make
(false) allegations.

And yet the are you
     fucking kidding me face was
backwards Yep that's them.

That's also not what
     the founding fathers outlined
when the built the US.

Firstly, good on you
     for recognizing that you
might have a problem!

The theory you are
     describing is called "Quantum
Immortality."

I've known them for years
     and the relationships are
deep and meaningful.

What if I act like
     I know less than I know but
not for that reason?

What ever it is,
     I just hope to god it's not
[this motherfucker.

I just want to get
     fucked in front of my guy friends.
At a pool party.

I was with a guy
     who had a real gun and was
sitting next to him.

Aluminum blocks
     rubbing against each other
is painful to me.

Also, remember
     that TV show "Funniest
Home Videos"? Wow!

My former neighbor
     is a fifth grade teacher who
goes by Mr. B.

Actually, that's all I've
     heard until now and I *want*
to hear something else.

posts), we Giants fans
     try to be classy in both
victory and defeat.

And no, the last one
     was not all of the above.
I agree with you.

If only I could
     find myself a way to be
in the mood to write.

[deleted] Freedom
     from speech does not mean freedom
from consequences.

Complain about them.
     Multiple written complaints
are quite effective.

What sort of system
     do you have in New Zealand?
How did this happen?

We will see. I get
     lucky with the ray sometimes...
clearly not this time.

There are quite a few
     human children that would like
to be adopted.

State Government is
     much easier to change than
Federal Government.

those lightning bolts say
     this dude isn't too worried
about employment.

I think any way
     you look at this episode,
Jesus was a dick.

[deleted] Someone
     took time and money to make
what you are taking.

But please note, I don't
     think I'm edgy, rebellious,
or a freethinker.

Honestly I don't
     think women give men enough
credit in that sense.

Yes, sort of. The myth
     is that he was paid by word
count but that's not true.

Last time this happened,
     'the west' ended up fighting
Saddam in Iraq.

The best way I can
     describe it is that it feels
like you've lost something.

Or rather I don't.
     Or rather I do, but no
one will ever know.

Do you consider
     spoken to mean at all or
only first language?

We love you I feel
     for the reporter that gets
this plum assignment.

Computer parts are
     very small and these children
have smaller fingers.

And honestly, we're
     talking about Ron Paul here.
Let's keep on topic.

Did i do it right?
     I like the song, and other
things he does, but no.

I read that whole list.
     Now I don't know how to make
any decisions.

Tomorrow morning
     we're going to leave this place
and start through the Mt.

They do not teach you
     the 'best cooking temperature'
or etc.

Not sure if that's true
     when it comes to preventing
accidental fires.

Either way he was
     gonna snort that ass powder.
Tis the way of man.

She's not the hottest...
     but in the face she looks just
like an ex of mine.

In general, there are
     lots of other ways to make
the computer AI.

/ALIENS so are
     you going to stone her if
she loses a game?

Can't wait to be back
     in the "free" world to check out
this intriguing post.

YES PLEASE to the rest!
     Some of us ladies actually
ENJOY Firefly.

Except, I used codes
     to make them naked, and their
weapons were pillows.

Came here to say this.
     Did he survive? Replace beer
with weed? [I had to.

As a piano
     player myself, I must say
this is outstanding.

It was a pretty
     good game, but we still can't get
any attention.

Later sure, but you
     wouldn't START playing Cities
& Knights. Impressive.

No. Don't think so. Well,
     now you know, and yet you're still
trying to defend it.

Reminding us what
     kind of awful people Ron
Paul attracts, it seems!

I've actually only
     ever heard Europeans
complain about this.

Bummer, sounds like they'd
     be fun to talk to. Edit:
Overreacted.

Examples include
     anything without a hole
in it basically.

If you feel sorry
     for her now, imagine what
that would do to her.

It's a relief hey.
     Much less painful to read than
the thread it spawned from.

This so called void thing
     is still something that can be
physically observed.

Core Animation
     on OS X feels unfinished.
Actually they wouldn't.

One can have a firm
     grasp on the concepts without
playing many games.

That being said, there
     are a few times when it can
get somewhat... jerky.

So, no traffic on
     the Hershey Highway tonight?
[Remember this thing?

Level with slicing,
     send your idle companions
on slicing missions.

Everyone else has
     been bought at great expense. I.
Hate. Sand. That's the thing.

Haikus are easy.
     But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.

Refrigerator.
     All of the stories were more
stupid than scary.

He hits things and shoots
     at stuff with arrows and does
give one solid fuck.

Do you honestly
     think only white people care
about racist shit?

I'd had one partner
     before (also a virgin)
so I had nothing.

It just seems like you
     should be rid of one before
you have the other.

The less time Brady
     has the ball, the better our
chances of winning.

Right. So now BLIND FAITH
     is a logical thing if
you hold a degree.

I think I'll just ask
     to have a new one put in,
and see what that does.

I love that movie.
     I wish there was more to it.
No. That's how you swim.

Tomorrow when I'm
     more awake i'm going back
to the layer board.

that sounds exactly
     like nathan fillion, even
the delivery.

Do you mean to say
     that you somehow represent
some kind of movement?

Touch a kid who comes
     up to you like that and he'd
pull a knife on you.

The people guarding
     the doors and holding the keys
don't care about us.

While you wait, look up
     Mitch Hedberg. He's got a great
joke about lupus.

The down arrow is
     for comments that add nothing
to the discussion.

I work nights so I'm
     not really able to sleep
if I hear music.

Don't worry too much
     about calories, at least
on the first two weeks.

I mean they're certain
     things that i know aren't god but
people claim to be.

I agree. I love
     my daughter, but she also
knows that there is DAD.

But they are often
     north of 80K, plus benefits,
for a half work week.

Those elder badges
     didn't just appear, we earned them
by going through hell.