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I award you no
     points, and may god have mercy
on your soul. Me too.

Even though it was
     all pretend, you could tell how
much it helped people.

We have proof. This is
     from a longer video,
anyone have it?

[deleted] How does
     going through the drive thru make
anyone lazy?

This doesn't sound like
     what you're doing, however.
Keep up the good work.

I didn't even think
     about Philadelphia,
might be a good time.

On the other hand,
     I was really impressed by
the repair response.

I have the same one
     as OP and the wind noise is
getting annoying.

Bill collectors get pissed
     at me when they call and ask
"How much can you spare?"

Lincoln was willing
     to give up half the country
to do what was right.

Just kept going 'NOPE!
     CHUCK TESTA!' to whatever
the fuck they wanted.

I have avoided
     wasting food and then later
did not want (lack) food.

But I doubt if there
     were any fish in the lake
to begin with. Damn!

Also imagine
     what taking drugs and watching
your own brain be like?

I think you're better
     off practicing until you
get the timing right.

These candidates are
     fleeing to the right, into
the arms of crazies.

If your mechanics
     are that much better, go mass
queen against the guy.

A fridge is going
     to take a significant
chunk out of that too.

Don't let her guilt trip
     you into going to church
or anything though.

Looking at doing
     the light rail from Castle Rock,
I come from the Springs.

I have a water
     cooler with a hot water
option that I use.

ANYWAY, you don't
     mention your age, but sometimes
there's a learning curve.

He already said
     he is changing the ending
to make it better.

[deleted] awful
     awful awful audio.
Shame on you. Nope. Link?

It had its day, but
     the modern incarnation
is just terrible.

[deleted] Extreme
     Hardcore: ON Bank accounts are
emptied upon death.

Hell, I'd smoke some pot
     and go in there and could come
out a murderer.

I thought Tin Man was
     one of the lesser pieces
I have heard on TAL.

She did this for months.
     Then, one day, oh no! The wings
weren't out right on time!

When Eddie did it,
     you could hear the pain in his
voice over the loss.

It's clear that you lack
     the intellect to even
discuss this issue.

I can't understand
     the people defending him
because he was drunk.

I know this because
     the church feels the same way when
you do the same thing.

You see, it doesn't
     matter that something happened
before I was born.

Let him know you're there
     for him whenever he needs
you (no homo) too.

Why do your kids still
     climb all over your van all
the fucking time then?

Thanks! I've had a browse
     and will definitely be
looking into this.

but one question, why
     was the landlord so sketchy
about the basement?

The piles are from waist
     to shoulder high in many
places in their house.

Long story short, God
     spoke to me so profoundly
through this video.

"Massive" might not be
     the right term to use here, thanks
for pointing that out.

They're funky looking,
     low maintenance, and they absorb
toxins in the air.

(I want one so bad).
     NOBODY POSTS ANYTHING
LIKE THIS It's Friday.

So Olympia
     isn't too bad I don't think.
Glad you enjoyed it.

I mean, if I spend
     $85mil on a car, I'm gonna
test drive the thing first.

Tax on what they "earned".
     We tax their wealth when they die,
with the estate tax.

I'm sure your little
     dick will appreciate it.
That was awesome, thanks.

What the fuck is this?
     Carrot top I see what you
did there Yeah no shit.

I love how angry
     people who don't understand
the joke are getting.

I desperately want
     out, but I've got nowhere else
to go. Fuck. My. Life.

But in the show it's
     referring more to gambling,
alcohol, and drugs.

Why the fuck would you
     buy a retail copy from
the Microsoft store?

He is the closest
     thing to a super carry
in League of Legends.

Something suspicious
     enough to get the police
to stop and search you?

And as the studies
     mentioned in the OP have shown,
this doesn't happen.

Doh. Well, this IS from
     the show and is the reason
I love her so much.

I am totally
     going to sport one of these
around my office.

i can't believe it.
     and it happened yesterday!
Don't I feel the fool.

Oh god, Strawberry
     Milkshake sounds incredible.
Where do you get yours?

Aggregate middle
     class income? Canada's debt?
Measure against that???

They brought a rotting
     fucking corpse home *and made their
children play with it*.

I mean, I can show
     up with some flags and help get
people organized.

Fierce I bet that is
     going to get him some babes.
Yeah seriously.

I've known guys who asked
     for cash mailed to them, and said
to wrap it in foil.

What I'm saying is
     that clones can't be better than
the original.

It still could be hard
     on your shoulders, but there are
programs that do it.

Very very few
     fortunes were made in a just
way in the late 1700's.

Catchy songs you can
     dance to is the entire
point of songs like those.

I learned how to push
     myself, help others, and do
better than my best.

Ever? EVER? Don't.
     Seriously. Do you ward?
Do. Do you call plays?

Are you timing buffs
     and dragon and taking them
whenever they're up?

Playing jungle well
     is the most obvious way
to affect the game.

Nope! Dummy didn't move.
     We grab our candy and high
tail it out of there.

Is this what they mean
     by "the wealth will trickle down"?
Listed by High Score.

I think more people
     care about me who haven't
met me than who have.

Then a ton of dead
     butterflies (literally) fall
out of the chute. Damn.

Ya they were decent.
     Tasted alot like Pizza
Hut pizza IMO.

If the polls actually
     reflected reality,
that would be one thing.

Say you want to try
     to be more than friends (if that's
what you want). So... why?

I've worked similar
     jobs that were three times more work
for one third the pay.

Mercury disrupts
     this and the aluminum
rusts itself to dust.

This movie makes me
     squirt sloppy man tears every
time I watch it, too.

That is the single
     worst photo of Clint Eastwood
I have ever seen.

But I imagine
     these have been patched and should give
this another try.

I just tried your code
     with that modification
and it works for me.

[deleted] But by
     the time you see that there's no
grass, it'll be too late.

This model just looks
     like a human that has gone
native or something.

So you really can't
     think of starting points, middle
points, and ending points.

We had almost no
     relation to the actual
Starbucks company.

I still haven't seen
     any real, concrete details
on the proposal.

The "incentives" are
     higher than at any point
since the Gilded Age.

I want them even
     though my 09's work better than
I could imagine.

I loved the layout
     just because of all the junk
you could fit in there.

Duck quacks do echo,
     just not at a frequency
humans can hear. What!!!!????

My point being, there
     are plenty of good options
here in the city.

If you want to do
     web development, then by
all means go for it.

We DON'T have a draft.
     I tend to either tank or
play mages myself.

I'm surprised slightly
     at the order of that list.
Though not its contents.

You need a linux
     tattoo in order to read
the actual password.

You will pay dearly,
     even if you do get what
you want out of it.

It's easy to pass
     judgment on things you have no
idea about.

Do you share the same
     view as Hamas, that Israel
should just be destroyed?

I always thought Tim
     Burton should work with Tom Waits'
music in his films.

Then thoughts flashed into
     my mind, literally, my life
flashed before my eyes.

My mom did shit like
     this with my little sister
and I all the time.

I love it. Fuck yea
     You sound like a drama queen.
Good sir, I concur.

In fact, there are some
     aspects to it that make no
sense at all to me.

Fuck they have better
     internet connections than
I do. Free law school.

Pretty terrible
     given that Paul is polling
higher than Bachmann.

In America,
     it's expected that someone
will have their own place.

Designing your own
     crash barrier IMO is
expensive as shit.

Joseph Smith also
     said there were men and women
who live on the moon.

We eventually
     broke up, but those were the best
two years of my life.

I just realized if
     I mouse over some of these
faces text comes up.

Being that we were
     on vacation he had time
to give his story.

If placed correctly
     you can fire out of them, but
arrows can't come in!

I'm sure the next guy
     will find a way to make sure
that doesn't happen.

I'll do a harvest
     at 3am on a Saturday
or Sunday morning.

He's trying to do good,
     but he doesn't understand
exactly how yet.

mediocrity
     and incompetence often
follows from greatness.

Oddly enough, I've
     had this album on repeat
for the past few days.

It declared people
     guilty when they were, in fact,
not guilty at all.

But try not to use
     too fine a brush right now, just
get up and do it.

Leaving my comment
     intact to show what a cunt
I was about this.

I was very close
     to sending her an email,
just to say hello.

It's a trap!! But what
     if you don't want all of 4chan,
just the funny stuff?

PERHAPS IT'S BETTER
     TO LET SLEEPING MIKE WILLIAMS'
LIE FELLOW CARDS FAN.

Who exactly are
     the qualified engineers
doing less skilled jobs?

It's like doublespeak
     is everywhere! Holy shit.
PC Game only?

If you could, it would
     be way cool, but you can't do
anything to them.

This film... Must be made
     Any of the James Bond films.
Too predictable.

It might be older
     than that, but that's the first time
I ever heard it.

The white guy walking
     past him (like it ain't no thang)
is a neutrino!

In a small sub like
     this anything new goes straight
to front. Keep posting.

Sorry if you don't
     like the source, I'm sure a quick
search could find others.

Dispute the charges
     with your bank because you did
not authorize them.

Oh my god, it sounds
     like a Burt Reynolds movie.
Can it get much worse?

I don't want to see
     pictures of your cock, bro. Huh?
I am *not* a bum.

Generally you will
     win this confrontation all
things being equal.

No one is there yet.
     That passage says Death and Hades
are thrown into it.

Its OK to be
     Takei Because the goal is
to get what you want.

Am I the only
     one who thinks this makes OP sound
like kind of a bitch?

So many people
     playing AD carries with no
tanks to hide behind.

Once you develop
     your concentration you may
start to have insights.

I think. [deleted]
     Come on peers, review! It may
be a protein thing.

Maybe. I just hope
     she learns when they are and are
not OK to use.

*sigh* Boxing guard, you're
     doing it wrong [deleted]
They do, and they do.

So I really see
     no reason why the OP should
appease these ass holes.

I have seen shots like
     that and was able to do
that with a tank round.

If both of them are
     on the lease then he can't do
either of those things.

Marriage, kids, living
     together etc.
Those all factor in.

I tried to slap her
     in the face but it ended
up in a high five.

The reality
     is that we'll never know, it's
quite tragic really.

Are you nuts? How am
     I going to fall asleep?
Welcome to my world.

I wouldn't be too
     upset with a stock ticker
in my match history.

I've been following
     every video release
and villain reveal!

So if someone died
     laying on their back, that's where
the blood would pool. No?

The intro is made
     even more amazing when
you see the ending.

Kinda feels weird when
     people address me as such
in shops and so forth.

Great melodies, 147-part
     harmonies and a mother
fucking huge key change.

Is there any way
     to use this with the multi
resolution mod?

She was almost two
     years out of college and worked
full time at Starbucks.

Do any of these
     competitions have a pie
eating component?

I'm getting blue balls
     and I'm having a hard time
sleeping as it is.

Pathetic. But do
     go on preaching your faith if
that's what gets you off.

Milford PA. John C.
     Reilly had a Milford shirt
on in step brothers.

[deleted] Just call,
     there's no loss to you (other
than a few minutes).

You make it sound like
     other people drain my soul
when I'm around them.

If you have ANY
     job, getting a better one
is much easier.

[deleted] the friend
     posting his hatred for you
is hilarious.

[deleted] They were
     able to take each others'
DNA and morph.

Maybe someone more
     knowledgeable than me can
elaborate on that.

he must have had more
     catches Off constantly, Yeah
think about that one.

You will pay dearly,
     even if you do get what
you want out of it.

I guess Firework by
     Katy Perry? Does it launch
into a blank screen?

Let those in power
     see how much we the people
will tolerate this.

I suppose focus
     fired immortals would still
need to be pulled back.

Really? lol.
     [deleted] Yo that bitch is
straight up wonderful.

It's just a *a trait*.
     It is not superior
or inferior.

God isn't required.
     The environment itself
is the "programmer".

In my opinion
     the best scored movie ever
is Dazed and Confused.

The kind of places
     that do Aryan and tear
drop tattoos tend to.

Someone should have stuck
     to Fundamental High Schools
and advanced classes.

Happens all the time.
     He didn't just make a collage.
[He made a whole book.

Silence of the Lambs.
     Alien. The Searchers. Doubt.
THE HURT LOCKER. Up.

lol, sorry
     was a bit buzzed and tired
when I typed all that.

If you can't figure
     out why, then you're too fucking
stupid anyway.

Relax don't do it.
     When you want to go to it.
Relax don't do it.

When you want to go
     to it. Relax don't do it.
When you want to cum.

Thanks for the reply,
     tell her thank you for making
disney magical!

Probably so the horse
     can turn into a zombie
later or something.

Everyone knows its
     crap, but a lot of people
like it anyway.

Suppose you were lost
     in a forest would you be
able to survive?

Fuck that noise. Just press
     one and get the maximum
result every time.

But the dowsing rod
     most definitely does not
detect anything.

Don't sell yourself short.
     I'm subscribed to it, buddy,
it's on my front page.

EDIT: Alright, since
     this is now negative one
and I'm *clearly* wrong.

If you need any
     help, message me, but I don't
think he can stay here.

She smiling because
     that's the first time she's been out
the chair since highschool.

I never went up
     stairs in my life without junk
covering half of it.

I have a 6-7in dick
     that's 2in flaccid, and that's if
I'm not cold. Who cares?