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and even then, good
     chance she'll lose interest as soon
as she's got you back.

Find a local school,
     stay closer to home or move
back to the parents.

It's people seeing
     what they vote for in action
this is doing this.

You will miss him but
     sometimes the big man upstairs
needs him more than us.

A friend of a friend
     actually slammed into a car
because of this shit.

They have to raise funds
     for employees who haven't
even been born yet!

[deleted] A toad
     in a hole is a sausage
in a flaky crust.

Being "skinny fat"
     does not change the game for you.
The rules are the same.

We simply read posts
     and occasionally read things
that make our jaws drop.

Not quite... [deleted]
     I've done retail. You gotta
be mean to survive.

I just feel like Ron
     Paul would be a corporate shill
like the rest of them.

Somebody's about
     to get their ass kicked and it's
not gonna be me.

If you are busting
     your ass like you say you are,
then you are on track.

I like to put mine
     in a box room so I can
control where they die.

Mike said that he hit
     the kid and that was the first
punch he ever threw.

Every store was sold
     out online, they were only
taking pre orders.

[deleted] You bet.
     Check that out if you haven't
seen it. Good movie.

Nice, best use of SAIL
     I've seen. Yep, it's a legal
press release wire site.

This is true and good.
     Just to note, never buy white
recycled paper.

It worked in Forrest
     Gump, but it just doesn't feel
right for this story.

I'd have to see them
     in action to advocate
any one of them.

Thank God at least some
     people could and do enjoy
their youth to the full.

Lesson: Tell your guy
     friends to be as vigilant
as your lady friends.

It might not even
     be MS, but the sooner you
find out the better.

What jobs are running
     B. When they are running C.
Which ones are failing.

What does your TV
     say when you hit the button
for picture info?

copied from above:
     "Just to note, never buy white
recycled paper.

Hope is a feeling,
     and in life, everything is
made up of feeling.

And when it has gone
     past I will turn the inner
eye to see its path.

He used to have them
     almost every week but its
still very stressful.

Nope. Its really hard
     to teach them because dachshunds
are so darn stubborn!!

Led Zeppelin, How
     Many More Times, at the end
"Ain't no beef to hide!

Snail Mail: The sender
     is paying for the service
for sending the spam.

*The falcon remained,
     but dinner was not served yet.
The gull was not dead.

This is the first I've
     seen of it. Thanks for sharing.
That's my neighborhood!

And dropping flyers
     on my door that i don't want
and have to clean up.....

Do you have any
     price comparisons I could
look at for reference?

Even if that is
     their honest opinion, it's
blatantly stupid.

They know it's hard, but
     obviously not as hard
as having the thing.

Artis quietly
     began to eat his taco,
waiting for the bus.

Artis lay face down
     on the ground, handcuffed with his
arms behind his back.

I think I just need
     to get a good schedule locked
in and I'll be gold.

It's not, even still
     you'll find you have too many
by the end of it.

Look at the clouds, look
     at how the orange light spreads,
it's way prettier.

Well, obviously,
     you just didn't pray hard enough.
Heathen. ...is that bad?

He used to leave his
     window open and we'd wind
up chatting some times.

Sometimes the park is
     full of musicians at night
and it's beautiful.

Probably wouldn't be
     who I am today without
having played through it.

As an Iraqi
     Turkmen, my ties with the Kurds
are strained constantly.

I know it sounds gross
     but when he made it it was
the best thing ever.

The dog's owner was
     trying to make him come back but
he was not listening.

I think I have some
     elementary school photos
with the same backdrop.

lol More like
     there was a movie somewhere
in that orgasm.

Problem, IT? yes, FUCK
     THAT RIDE. I wanted to sob
for days after that.

If I eat light then
     I've already digested
by the time I go.

And if you say its
     only a small amount more
money you're and ass.

Unnecessary.
     EDIT: I didn't say every
stop sign should be blown.

Yep definitely!
     Survival of the fittest...
To both: yeah and so...?

....I'm not seeing how
     this principle is being
unfairly applied.

If you're not lifting
     heavy weights, you're not going
to build big muscles.

Or perhaps even
     turn it around and make more
money off of you.

So you're telling me
     that I have to be above
average to excel?

The cashier freaked out
     and backed away and I just
stood there while he yelled.

That premise is not
     possible over such short
period of time.

I think I'm dying!
     Does any one have any
tips or tricks for this?

Eh, you're right. Sorry.
     Christopher is a regal
name for a penis.

Got a link? What are
     you going to like, not buy
guns from those people?

Then the fantastic
     mother was asking strangers
to hold her baby.

As she was smoking
     she was talking to a guy
about smoking weed.

He needs to figure
     out when menstruation is,
not ovulation.

I never really
     play the games, or avatar
spam as I call it.

Humans make mistakes
     regardless of what you know
and experience.

Heh, I wonder how
     much you experimented
to figure this out.

It is depressing
     how few people are going
to get that reference.

Braid and get water
     in it and will also sink
after a few casts.

A doctor saying
     that you're sterile is something
else entirely.

I don't understand
     why people are so eager
to start name calling.

But you should do some
     local travel which can be
quite inexpensive.

I'd like to know how
     big traffic there generates
my country and stuff.

It seems the wording
     we both chose was a little
bit ambiguous.

Many were also
     brutally massacred by
Ottoman forces.

Not to mention his
     hatred for the United
States Constitution.

My fucking shoe size
     got smaller, I lost inches
off my waist, and more.

If you have to go
     communal on anything,
make it garbage bags.

Not everyone is
     allowed to have cock and porn
all over their screen!

Color me wrong. Doh!
     agreed, I'd start cutting too,
but to each their own.

that plant is going
     to die a very quick death...
Duh. Both? You're crazy.

[deleted] But who
     gives a fuck if you smoke weed
in your own free time?

Wouldn't guessing them
     higher be boosting them up,
not bringing them down?

Actually she's called Jess.
     It's just what we say, don't know
where it came from though?

I thought you meant deer.
     Had to read it a couple
times before it clicked.

In fairness, you were
     thinking dark side as the side
Earthlings cannot see.

I liked it. My brain
     cells stand to lose the most from
this article. Ugh.

Pretty sad May, you
     could at least listen to what
this man is saying.

[deleted] Edit:
     I guess these are all newer
songs you're pointing out.

The most important
     part is how reliable
you are with your bills.

You can also make
     your credit score go up by
just being older.

That way, you only
     have to compile something once,
for all your boxes.

And there was famine
     in the entire region
for the Turks as well.

I would really love
     to see what you recorded
on this, it looks sick!

The lag and bugs didn't
     really make up for it though.
It gets old real fast.

I literally just
     woke up from this problem. you...
don't play toss, do you?

Yeah I noticed that.
     Just the 1st season but still
better than nothing.

Obligatory
     Creed Bratton reference. This thread
just got some culture.

although they know not
     to mess with me about rats...
i will not budge there.

I can pull mine back
     out of the garage and start
riding it again.

[deleted] How much
     time is wasted creating
redstone computers?

my run ins with cops
     is a big reason why i'm
so active these days.

Effectively, one
     is based on fear, the other
on altruism.

I'm a second year
     student and plan to study
abroad this summer.

Send me a message
     when you want to do the trade!
Rock Paper Scissors?

To this day I don't
     think he's told a single soul
about what happened.

I did not even
     know about hat drops until
I seen all the post.

You'll all be okay,
     even if you don't produce
as much as you'd like.

Thanks! I actually read
     that before, but missed the line
in question. Can't wait!

...would have been better
     if the line was "right after
I finish my shift."

But we have no say
     on it so we should probably
shut up about it.

You're providing him
     with a beverage full of High
Fructose Corn Syrup.

Wasn't there this thing,
     if you press the stop button
twice it skips that shit.

I've been interested
     in attending services
and checking it out.

The river belongs
     to whoever pays the most
for it. Period.

Thanks for the tip. Well,
     I'm not a racist, **but** you
write like a Jew. See?

and a book (if you
     buy a book, don't you expect
to loan it to friends?).

People in general
     need a bit more courtesy
IMO. I agree.

The parents never
     yell at them, clean up their mess,
or apologize.

If you want ideals
     to live for, don't let them be
the christian ideals.

Title also ought
     to have been "Why Microsoft
loves Microsoft Points".

[deleted] Owe yea
     that was the first place I went.
This town tho is small.

i loved the tacos,
     but they discontinued them,
can't imagine why?

I don't know where you
     live but out west diesel costs
more than gasoline.

Don't do this. You don't
     really have feelings for her
like you think you do.

[deleted] Riding
     always puts me in a good
mood, can't explain why.

Then they're a poser.
     There is no middle ground. No,
poo on the wallet.

[deleted] Avid
     has never wanted to make
your life easier.

personally i think
     he's an incorrect broken
record, what's your take?

Hobart and William
     Smith Colleges in upstate
New York, USA.

A bunch of dudes just
     jack off in a Martini
glass and she drinks it.

He wants to finish
     his state retirement (we're
state law enforcement).

Yeah, I agree, looks
     like the sand texture is scaled
up a little bit.

It's too busy, when
     you get old it will probably
look like a big blob.

So what would you do
     with a dog who has severe
aggression issues?

Maybe the news is
     only that a study is
being conducted.

[deleted] If you
     are going to insult me
at least do it right.

Points are determined
     by the individual
player's successes.

Thanks for the input
     on the Adobe doctors!
IT always gets screwed.

Thanks for this. The word
     "cult," on its own merit, is
not pejorative.

In the video
     you can see the beard guy smile
and laugh at the end.

But, what if we fight
     wars during economic
downturns *and* upswings?

Anything that you
     throw out at this point would just
be minor details.

Hungarians are
     among the most unhealthy
nations in Europe.

The flames logo was
     not lost on me when I was
taking the picture.

Does anyone know
     the exact breakdown how these
rankings are come to?

You know what they call
     alternative medicine
that works? Medicine.

I take it that you're
     now the creation that he's
second most proud of?

I believe the most
     common variety is
early to late 20s.

However, what else
     have they gone back on that they've
said eventually?

Well it does what you
     want it to, completes the task
and avoids errors.

Doesn't everyone
     secretly know this, but don't
want to face the facts?

EDIT: You know what
     was totally weird about
my situation?

You would have to get
     everyone to stop paying
taxes or something.

i once had an art
     professor who dropped this term...
i was astounded.

Guys. You know all those
     textures and models we made
for previous games?

Find a monitor
     and a suitable cable
and you should be set.

Hopefully I can
     get him to come out of his
shell a little bit.

[deleted] Desperate
     attempt by the principal
at damage control.

It's just terrible
     that citizens have the right
to protect themselves.

No doubt you have some
     experience in this field...
Yeah, that's probably it.

[deleted] If you
     want friends that don't take themselves
seriously, yes.

Scientists have never
     made photons travel slower
than the speed of light.

Why? Because we didn't
     want to let those "sand niggers"
socialize their oil.

That is the cutest
     little horror of nature
I have seen all day.

That's one of the best
     ways to improve ball control
in my opinion.

I was expecting
     something like "Nice try Texas
Railroad Commission."

Wow that's confusing.
     How do you guys living there
even keep it straight?

Craziness ensued.
     I don't get it. Can someone
explain this to me?

I have no regrets.
     I love my captivate. Yeah,
I know dude. Do it.

but seriously,
     it's the coolest US city
i've visited yet.

This means the study
     is meritless, and should be
obvious to you.

then move the other
     files from the other folder
in the correct place.

I deeply hope you
     find what you are looking for,
and enjoy your path!!!

And don't get me wrong,
     Amnesia is way better
as a horror game.

You can give it back
     at a hefty loss but it's
not advisable.

There's nothing you can
     do about it except not
use their services.

No shit! TIL heavy
     objects do not fall faster
than lighter objects.

So I went online,
     downloaded the membership
lists for my courses.

And with the law you
     only (usually) get one
chance to bring your case.

She's also being
     unreasonable though, probably
because you're her first.

The only thing worse
     is calling right when your shift
is supposed to start.

I order new stock
     every two weeks, so I keep
three weeks worth on hand.

The tag for it states
     that current territories are
underlined in red.

After the fight, now
     he's trusted by Gus, and feels
closer to him now!

Joe Miller hands down
     Ha, while it has been a short
week no not that short.

Stick to little streams
     in the uplands and you'll be
absolutely fine.

One of them had thought
     he was very cool and sneaked
in some alcohol.

Could be from glued on
     hair, or a nasty scar from
plastic surgery.

:-p So a question
     like this would very likely
enter the market.

Just don't rob any
     banks with that mug, I'm too good
looking for prison.

I got it back last
     week and it has rained nearly
every day since then.

If you can't affect
     the outcome of your games you
need to play better.

After all, two wrongs
     *do* make a right. [deleted]
[Yes. Surinam toad.

I award you no
     points, and may god have mercy
on your soul. Me too.