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I think Double H
     makes the most comfortable
boot I've ever worn.

There just simply aren't
     any jobs available
in many places.

I practice like hell.
     Was still eclipse by my friends
who were just better.

He closed the window,
     and I could see him talking
to the engineer.

I feel bad for his
     family and his passenger
but not so much him.

Now explain to me
     how this correlates to world
population growth.

Well, honestly that's
     my height too, so I guess I'm
just stiff as a board.

One of my favorite
     players of all time, even
as a Flyers fan.

But I already
     think that police have enough
power to do this.

What made me sad is
     that I realized that *after*
I bought the first book.

Based on what others
     have said I might try to hide
the jerky a bit.

It's just what happens
     when you have a league, no real
way to avoid it.

If he wasn't good
     at what he did, he wouldn't
have made the money.

Real Estate Agents
     (Don't need em), Car Sales People
(Don't need em) Noted.

I don't want to say
     which state because there's people
on here that know me.

the ones on the top
     bar are black and the ones on
the curve are silver.

LETTING THE DAYS GO
     BY Which is cool; there is no
accounting for taste.

The light does not mean
     light on alcohol, it means
light on calories.

There are many who
     say that "they can control it,"
and many cannot.

I was laughing when
     I saw it cause it really
made no sense (the red).

Even if this were
     actually true, my opinion
wouldn't change at all.

Is it like, party
     week, where that class gets super
rewards or something?

I think you're confused
     as to the part of the song
being referred to.

A timing circuit
     measures the speed of any
eastbound (downhill) train.

First time in a long
     time that the line between real
and fake blurred for me.

(had the day off) Did
     anyone else try to look
into this some more?

Does it mean you've failed
     to play the cards life has dealt
you and are sulking?

Like the other guy
     said, she is definitely
interested in you.

The right answer is
     always to get whichever
bike you like the best.

So go find someone
     you want to spend your life with.
Don't dwell on the past.

i kind of felt like
     these were written to me.... thanks.
This has to be said.

I read that moved on
     then my eyes stopped and I just
started cracking up.

just because you say
     something is irrelevant
doesn't make it so.

Maybe I should drink
     some of Cyr- wait a minute,
what am I thinking.

The man knew before
     he took the job that he was
attracted to kids.

It all depends on
     the selection you carry
and also the price.

could symbolize how
     he perceives the world, being
as young as he is.

Here in Michigan,
     no place has ever refused
to give me water.

It's unfortunate,
     because such things work against
logic and reason.

Many games are now
     and do so by default, but
not everything is.

People who complain
     about waiting weeks or months
always baffle me.

you need to realize
     that creativity can
create happiness.

However, it is
     my area, and here's some
statistics for y'all.

I will always hope
     and wish for an open world
map of that city.

Maybe you only
     vote for one of the major
party candidates.

If they get freaked out
     but get over it, chances
are he's into you.

You are one clever
     *man* getting lots of precious
karma points! Well done.

If they throw their hands
     out towards an opponents face,
it should be closed fist.

At least the Red Sox
     aren't going to be looking
for a first baseman.

I want you to think
     about that future, the one
we want to live in.

Im sure they never
     offered you medical or
anything either.

By definition,
     independent candidates
don't have a party.

Thankfully you didn't
     respond that way and come off
as a total bitch.

I can't bring myself
     to train the skill... so painful.
Is this in new hope?

However 4chan will
     be infested for a while.
Wait... You mean pop? No.

They fail me. What did
     the farmer say to the cow
on the roof???? GET DOWN!

It makes sense. And here
     we see that too much info
actually can be worse.

All of this guy's posts
     are this same link with other
misleading headlines.

my wife is flying
     into sacramento next
week for a wedding.

I am too. Also,
     I've also taken a ride
on the fung wah bus.

But that doesn't make
     the core message of the book
any less valid.

Freaked me the FUCK out.
     I thought a piece of my head
was flapping around.

So they get to grow
     their own until some better
system comes along.

Think about drugs like
     meth so cheap that you can get
as much as you want.

Clever. Nice one, great
     exposure balance between
the land and the sky.

This is the one show
     I wish more than anything
gets another chance.

I love that dress Gross
     feet or dirty fingernails.
I can pretend to?

The president has
     the power to introduce
legislation now?

Tell her how it made
     you feel and figure out why
she would act that way.

[deleted] I bet
     the make up sex would be great.
You look amazing!!!

The only reason
     my microwave ever gets
cleaned is Passover.

No need to return
     to the mainland. Twenty weeks?
How'd they figure that?

This guy clearly knows
     nothing about atheists
or atheism. Cool.

Being Brad Pitt seems
     to be really effective.
Nothing. Australia.

Firefly. I'm from
     Colorado. It's a shame
we don't have them here.

Self cleaning floors oh
     shit right on, i'll add you when
i get on later!

The OP topic is
     misleading at best, and most
likely incorrect.

When Zelda is checked
     up on by guards when you first
turn into the wolf.

Now, where is Jesus
     quoted as deliberately
misleading people?

The pitches and hits
     towards you are going to be
all over the place.

Completely agree,
     this is one of the best scenes
I have ever watched.

I met some of her
     acquaintances, danced a bit,
it was no big deal.

"Human shields?" You were
     dropping white phosphorus on
UN refugee camps.

anyone who says
     god called them to do something
is bat shit crazy.

Jealous is when you're
     afraid of losing something
you already have.

Wow. I've never heard
     this before and tears actually
came out of my eyes.

Those are bloody nice.
     No. Do yourself a favor
and stop posting this.

I'm sure they would've..
     if it weren't for the whole car
surfing away part.

Its a mardi gras
     I think, or some festival.
....and how big is it?

Either way, good luck.
     Not even Marky Mark could
save you. Most of them.

Yeah. I totally
     be trolling but it kinda
got away from me.

Wow that website is
     fascinating, never knew
such things existed!

Think about how you're
     indicating you can't get
away from her now.

Ok, so it was
     the friends of the lawmakers
that law benefits.

do you think the war
     you're in is good for the world?
can you explain why?

They think their kids will
     provide for them later on.
Applies to US too.

And this is why you
     should always cut your hangers
before throwing them.

Haters gonna hate
     but I for one wouldn't want
le gay blood in me.

[deleted] Yeah right.
     That guy is definitely
throwing the shocker.

What works as a brain
     lubricant for some is brain
jello for others.

[deleted] Not bad.
     Can't seem to remember why
I clicked on this link...

[deleted] It is
     not the actions of the few
that makes you look bad.

If you don't agree
     with the above, then you are
part of the problem.

Zero fucks given
     That way, the only native
Christians are the Jews.

Girls will lie for days.
     Best way to find this shit out
is talk to that guy.

if p then q p
     therefore q is not a fact
or information?

it has lasers You
     can't even stay consistent
in one paragraph.

Not a problem good
     sir (or madame) [deleted]
Nice combination.

Not to mention food
     prices have been going through
the roof recently.

Congratulations
     on having an awesome tale
to tell your grandkids!

I was in 4th
     grade and this was the first Star
Wars movie I saw.

You, however, seem
     to care that I think you're not
connected to God.

Some people actually
     try and plot down a family
tree while reading it.

You look great! And no
     one deserves to be bullied
for their looks ever.

Unfortunately
     all the good ones from the 80's
were grown up by then.

If you don't believe
     that prayer works, then this event
shouldn't effect you.

Then B will ask him
     to put his money where his
mouth is and fight him.

I broke one guy's nose
     and knocked another guy's teeth
out with my elbow.

While me and one friend
     defended ourselves, my third
friend called the police.

Sadly the only
     advice I can offer you
is to give less fucks.

It's an interesting
     question and I like seeing
everyone's answers.

Adam Sandler, 'Grow
     Old With You' from The Wedding
Singer. U MAD BRO?

In fact, this is just
     the kind of mentality
I'm trying to fight here.

[deleted] I'll trade
     you Who's That Flying for it.
Sent you a PM.

As long as you don't
     start your disguise before you're
fully cloaked, you're fine.

Obsessed is the word
     the lazy use to describe
the dedicated.

Also, try to show
     enthusiasm about
what you are teaching.

I think you are wrong.
     Most people do realize it.
It was a huge deal.

It's about a girl
     who lost her reputation
and never missed it.

I demand to see
     the measurements on which you
base your assertion.

I'll calm the fuck down
     when THEY get off their stupid
phone and actually drive.

I worked everyday
     (morning and night) and sometimes
on the weekend too.

I stopped though, and when
     I stopped I think another
disorder popped up.

and happy hunting
     That doesn't make sense? How do
you pay for that death?

Was it raspy, or
     coughing, or a wet breath noise,
or a wheezing, or...?

god what as asshole
     [deleted] This has nothing
to do with "trolling".

I'm guessing Christian
     concerts are the only ones
that fly in Midland.

Church is horrible,
     just keep your mouth shut and get
out then dump her. Done.

I don't think the word
     pun means what you think it means.
Sorry but I'll pass.

It's been a while since
     I read the books, though. Could be
that I'm just plain wrong.

[deleted] how do
     i partake in this event?
find a different car.

Wait, so god does not
     justify me going out
and raping a girl?

on is pretty much
     in plain view of anyone
standing outside it.

EAT A BAG OF DICK'S
     Error! You can only use
this promotion once.

You can only use
     this promotion once. Error!
Invalid code. Shit.

Confirmed! [deleted]
     [deleted] I'd put her on
my serious face.

I didn't like the bit
     at the end where you show two
smaller videos.

Seriously, if
     this is what people like then
that's what people like.

I've gained valuable
     time to make penis jokes on
the internet now.

My only point is
     that pure democracy would
not fix the issue.

When your cursor is
     focused on a mob, it turns
partly transparent.

Defense of others.
     Deterrent. Transport between
shooting range and home.

Anything you do
     that takes attention away
from driving is bad.

The difference is how
     people perceive Obama
and Romney should be.

It's my life, and it's
     the only one I'm going
to have in this world.

I wasn't being
     serious man, and actually
i agree with you.

From my point of view,
     I hear more criticism
from the meat eaters.

It comes from both sides.
     [deleted] Man, you can ride
my tail, anytime.

Not a secret club,
     No conversation matters,
It's just a website.

Vodka and apple
     juice is the perfect combo.
Cheap vodka is best.

When it's one of us
     that dies, it's the activists
that care more to post.

The Greek example
     made that pretty clear, and that's
just recent history.

I get pretty turned
     on by things that other folk
might find disturbing.

I think it actually
     helps to process those feelings
if you can do that.

EVERYONE! When are
     we going to be able
to carve these pumpkins?

All I see among
     the posts when I surf /new is
stupid rage comics.

Gibson has some good
     pointers except for the one
about shot blocking.

Things like peat, sherry,
     bourbon, and wine are what makes
whisky come to life.

Oh my gosh, it's you.
     I have so many questions
for you, O great one.

I used to just suck
     on it until it was wet,
then nimble on it*.

Switch to straight liquor
     if you're really that concerned
about calories.

[deleted] holy
     shit, I wouldn't have noticed
that otherwise, wow.

It's incredible
     that for a joke so witty
one must be so brash.

I think she wanted
     to figure it out fully
before she taught him.

Sometimes doing good
     Plenty behaving badly
Circle jerk; commence!

did you have to put
     classic rage in brackets, or
the title at all?

The under rolling
     toilet paper is way worse.
Like... divorce worthy.

If there was no way
     to make money off of war,
war would not happen.

Its the big black one.
     He was a bit drunk so his
"A" looks like an "S".

He then proceeded
     to tell us how half the class
started to panic.

I regret to say
     that I had more fun playing
with it then than now.

If your doctor tells
     you you have dysplasia, YOU
DO NOT HAVE CANCER.

except people WOULD
     stand behind me, usually
to kick my bare ass.

There is a good chance
     this "problem" will go away
as you get older.

Even if it is
     simple to search for, a source
should still be cited.

Barb for sure, always
     had the most fun playing barb.
[deleted] Genius.

Gold plating doesn't
     hurt, just don't be fooled into
paying more for it.

As someone pointed
     out there MAY be one Monday
night game every year.

I actually prefer
     my app over the actual
site on my pc.

It's more aimed at teens
     and being a parody,
but check it out here.

some of the finer
     details on the face and claws
get pretty tiny.

What you remember
     most was when things went wrong, flat
tires, breakdowns, rain.

So if it isn't
     done around farmlands I fail
to see the downside.

The only thing I've
     found painfully slow growing
right now are hardwoods.

Otherwise I leave
     first and do B- or above
which is cool with me.

Meth. Not even once.
     [deleted] Ha as you should
be very nice piece..

Politics, this that.
     Everyone here is stupid.
I are the smartest.

If you are able
     to visit I really think
you should take a look!

I can usually
     tell which one it is without
much difficulty.

I see you driving
     Round town with that girl I love
And I'm like, haiku.

And thus a legend
     was born. No... analysis.
Kidding. Yes, really.