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How hard would it be
     to remove their incentives
to give high ratings?

Seriously, you're
     dealing with obviously
violent criminals.

Since they opened their
     Hopkins location it's been
hard to stay away.

I don't really need
     to say anything more, do
I? Saving this thread!

It lands on the couch.
     OH SHIT, TUBE OF PLASTIC FIRE
IS NOW ON THE COUCH!

You may contract them,
     but you're not doing any
real direct work them.

(Up voted to get
     you back to 1point) Maybe, but
you're probably not right.

Reminds me I'm not
     the only one who was wronged.
Thank you for sharing.

If no one can know,
     then there could be *anything*,
anything at all.

(hugs) I'm so sorry
     he got physical with you.
It's terrifying.

Mormons, of course, can
     even baptize someone by
proxy after death.

I didn't like ham or
     most legumes unless they were
red beans in chili.

I just can't FEEL it,
     like my brain somehow screws up,
put only partially.

A lot of people
     think Satan and demons are
in hell. They are not.

Hours later someone
     asked what had been my question.
I repeated it.

Not entirely
     sure whether or not spell vamp
works in cougar form.

Once you shower, you
     will be in a clean haven.
That is the best part.

How did your parents
     react after finding out?
How long did it last?

How did you know? House:
     I sent you to search her room.
How else would *you* know?

Not every human
     wants to deal with a toddler
in their older years.

Not sure what you mean
     by 'black and white', maybe you
should qualify that?.

It's all genetics.
     You can't choose where the fat goes.
That is so awesome!

It was a smartly
     planned and coordinated
massive ad campaign.

However, renting
     does not mean you'll be better
off financially.

How can I know if
     answers here are accurate
or if you're trolling?

Is that possible?
     I'd heard about Lake Zurich
but not Stevenson.

I'd heard about Lake
     Zurich but not Stevenson.
What is happening here?

Wind cannot ever
     be a replacement for coal.
Neither can solar.

For the record you
     could do this with pretty much
any other game.

I had a male friend
     make a move and I really
didn't feel the same way.

I would have told her
     she could get to work her own
damn self at that point.

Want me to believe
     in a god, show me real proof
that any exist.

Which is the closest
     to proving that something is
not true one can get.

[deleted] This is
     great, but I think it would suit
the soldier better.

Now what has the HOUSE
     DONE to create jobs, they are
laying people off.

Rather we should work
     towards correcting the problems
and not just give up.

His videos were
     my first step in learning how
simple it all was.

So what... Just because
     there's a goalie doesn't mean
you can't score. I don't.

Well, I think so Brain,
     but isn't Regis Philbin
already married?

Do people really
     refer to eating breakfast
as "having my bowl"?

At one point we were
     under one of the parked trains
as others fly by.

my thoughts exactly
     I'm sorry to hear about
your friend. What a shame.

That also means you
     should take everything in there
with a grain of salt.

Maybe he actually
     knows karate and that's just
his natural reflex?

The potions are called
     'Maker's Breath.' That would scare me
more than anything.

It isn't. Solar?
     It gets cloudy. Wind? The wind
does not always blow.

Come on. lol,
     I guess you went to the P20
protests, not the G20.

I haven't figured
     out all the ins and outs but
I have it setup.

The same logic could
     be informally applied
within leagues, I think.

yeah, America
     needs more of those running our
public offices.

So he is doubly
     interested in keeping tax
rates for the rich low.

If you really can't
     face it there's a wealth of great
tourist sites to see.

Look around the room.
     If you don't see the sucker,
the sucker is you.

I would like to see
     some reforms implemented
before I go back.

Some of the other
     stuff I still have to buy is
coffee and sugar.

Nah, I mean that they're
     were originally formed from
the stone and the earth.

I would trade every
     playoff year from my Sabres
to win the Cup once.

[deleted] He just
     say *a* terminator, not
*the* Terminator...

You just put them down
     to your ankles and pull them
forwards (towards your nose).

Congratulations,
     you have passed what was for me
the toughest hurdle.

Drug possession is
     premeditated and should
be treated as such.

If the fine structure
     constant is, in fact, constant,
that's fine. No problem.

Yeah, I wish I had
     that same body confidence
when I was your age.

the one where I blacked
     out when I came in her mouth...
that one was awesome...

I still don't think I'll
     invest in a season pass.
Where are you? Okay.

Can you talk a bit
     about the places you've seen
across the country?

Did you move around
     due to your parents' work, or
for other reasons?

Inside Man was good
     and Clive Owen did a good
job in it, I thought.

Those aren't skinny jeans
     in America, either.
They are normal jeans.

White obviously
     was on top, and Asians some
where in the middle.

Fix your ad blocker.
     Order it to go, and no
one will ask questions.

However, feel free
     to leave out the whole smoking
and atheism thing.

We don't need power.
     We only need to heat our
homes and cook our food.

Same here! [deleted]
     Do you know how fast you were
going meow? yep.

Literally? Really?
     I'm pretty sure this was more
than a finger wag.

Maybe I should run
     these on my PC at work
after I go home!

I'm sorry if I'm
     coming across as a dick,
I'm just trying to help!

Exactly. That is
     why I never understood
the hype over it.

Also, there are things
     called "payment plans" if needs must.
Well look at the US.

You are not wrong, you
     did not make any statements
that are incorrect.

I guess it depends
     on the time period you
are examining.

even if there were
     pretty horrible things wrong
with her, i'd fuck her.

I think, like in most
     Western countries, the Church has
lost the youth in Spain.

This comment just made
     my day! Thank you. Interesting.
Thanks for the info.

At least coming from
     ribs makes SO much more sense than
coming from monkeys.

And that's a decent
     portion of your salary
cap to scratch. Agreed.

I very much doubt
     that a spot priced instance is
really what he wants.

And how would you call
     "The United States of Go
Fuck Yourselves" natives?

I was pondering
     this when she spoke up again;
"How do **my** eyes look?"

[deleted] That was
     one of the dumbest fucking
things I've ever seen.

Obama is not
     responsible for the shit
we are in right now.

You're given your views
     on what you think is normal,
and it's not normal.

What do people think
     when the hit the "save" button
for comments like these?

If so, why? You sound
     young in your post, how old are
you two exactly?

I was just surprised
     by how much of the latter
popped up in this thread.

That is exactly
     the type of insight I was
looking for, thank you!

He would then tell me
     to send the call to him or
tell them he was out.

now everyone knows!
     and we are all gonna die!
That is just pure. win.

Are your social skills
     the same as with someone who
has been schooled normally?

Did you try setting
     the permissions in safe mode?
Might be worth a try.

This would be a huge
     story, do you have any
links from other sites?

Thanks. I've been pepper
     sprayed by the police before.
It's very painful.

A bowl of pasta.
     And, if I'm really lucky,
some cheese. Ah, college.

And, if I'm really
     lucky, some cheese. Ah, college.
Wary. Rebel scum!

Depends if Rambo
     Junior has assets that are
worth more than the fuel.

I'm also guessing
     both of you have never lived
with someone before.

"There's no way to join
     specific servers unless
you play on PC.

Yes. But he doesn't.
     Oh my word, I'm so sorry.
Is she early stage?

What about changing
     the values manually
in the node tables?

I personally can't
     stand the tobacco flavored
juice and don't get it.

Either as a race
     we will journey to the stars
or we will falter.

I'm probably going
     to move out of michigan
unless somethings change.

i hate to cuss but
     come on, how can someone make
such stupid statements??

But sometimes it moves
     faster than what you can see
in this video.

the people of north
     Korea are oppressed lets go
to war with them too!

and i knew what you
     were trying to say, i was just
being a smart ass.

not just visually,
     but in terms of what things are
"like", and what's out there.

Yes, but there is no
     sense complaining about things
that cannot be changed.

Corporations makes
     money on prisons, the tax
payers lose money.

Most men store extra
     adipose tissue in their
belly (beer belly).

Guy gets attacked, not
     something he did to himself
nor a natural cause.

Actually this study
     is so flimsy I don't know
why I brought it up.

Look man, I don't like
     getting searched any more than
anyone else does.

They're frustrating, but
     as long as you don't give up,
the changes will come.

Odds are that they aren't,
     especially if they behave
more moderately.

Do pirates deserve
     the product without paying
for it? Not really.

However, I think
     that is another topic
for another day.

Man, I see in fight
     club the strongest and smartest
men who've ever lived.

the Stars disciplined
     Avery themselves for his
media comments.

I feel like I'm on
     the way to getting through this,
as will you and her.

But yeah, I agree:
     people need to stop acting
like fucking monkeys.

He said he'd ramp up
     the military presence
in Afghanistan.

One condescending
     reply deserves another.
I look damn good. Right.

i thought the taste was
     NOTICEABLY different, just
pure weed taste. loved it.

What does "Liberty
     Comes First" even contribute
to the discussion?

[deleted] holy
     shit thank you. Thank you so much.
Don't. Lol. Fail.

Do any females
     out there have a psychotic
lumberjack fetish?

I simply don't care
     enough to let you drag me
down to your level.

And now we know why.
     What sort of hardwood did you
acquire at Lowe's?

Shocking :O Lanyard,
     bottle opener, Mini
flashlight key chain thing.

Although, I will say.
     I would rather someone lie
about height than weight.

You poor soul. Coors was
     handing out a bunch of stuff
at a bar one night.

YOU are the one who
     has no idea what you
are talking about.

With the cap going
     up, trades like this are going
to be less likely.

It all has to do
     with who you associate
with and who you read.

Ever wonder why
     poor neighborhoods look like shit,
while wealthy ones don't?

Then again, I live
     in Wisconsin, the patron
state of binge drinking.

I love this joke It's
     there for your protection, why
the fuck do you care?

Too many people.
     That's the problem. That's what no
one wants to admit.

"That's good", he said. "Yeah,
     when I was about your age
I was Vietnam.

I don't know about
     parking structures that allow
overnight parking.

[deleted] i think
     one seasons worth or rubbing
is almost required.

This is an absurd
     interpretation, and no
court would uphold it.

Whoa, easy, buddy.
     It was just a joke about
the way you guys talk.

Maybe my reasons
     are that I think he'd truly
enjoy the controls?

:D My offer stands
     for a free, local guided
tour when you get here.

My bad. You are right.
     Philosophy fail. I hope
my profs don't see this.

Now that's more like it,
     Mr Fox. This is fucking
retarded, sorry.

They've certainly had
     their share of establishments
over the years too.

It takes a very
     sick person to act like this,
for any reason.

Specifically through
     your own moral beliefs (not
rational arguments).

Ugh I'm so sorry
     that you have to deal with all
the shit in this thread.

If you want to get
     really fancy you may need
to start picking locks.

You'll be amazed how
     easy it is to access
some of these places.

They're sending it 1st
     class post so hopefully I'll
have it by Wednesday.

Poo is everywhere.
     Yes, all of my drivers are
up to date. Nixon.

That's just saying hey
     we'll give you money to not
send your kid to school.

My dad's been around
     pro hockey fans and trust me
if he's heard it all.

Now I have a whole
     host of irrational fears
to worry about.

For fuck sakes, someone
     is PAYING for that server.
Use it EVERYWHERE.

I guess the rational
     answer is probably the best
one I'd hope to get.

Right in center field.
     I think this goes for most things,
not just rage comics.

My GUESS is I was
     too big a fish for the pond.
Alone in the Dark.

Where are you going
     that your department couldn't
figure that one out?

Even if you're down
     on yourself right now, it's not
the end of the world.

There really isn't
     any need to change the game
dynamic and such.

This would encourage
     very aggressive play from
the team in the lead.

Fuck that arrow noise,
     I'm sure I've screamed at least once
firing my own bow.

It just so happens
     that you get an endurance
benefit as well!

If this is all real
     and not a troll, get her some
professional help.

while the non angry
     atheist would probably just
post nothing. Lucky!

No, he's pretty much
     eternally happy, just
like a little kid.

Actually I had quit
     because I was planning on
joining the Air Force.

I spent the better
     part of yesterday looking
for this exact thing.

Likewise, the soccer
     World Cup doesn't let every
country in either.

The hosts always try
     to change topics, while Jon is
half way through his point.

I said the same thing.
     WHY IS HE SHOCKED? I *am* Miss
North Carolina.

He needs to up his
     game *dramatically* or give
someone else a go.

Well, potentially.
     There is no set transaction
fee to exchange it.

I dunno, if her
     chest sent a burglar running...
I LOVE AIDA!!!!!!!!

I'm not seeing how
     magnetic fields derive from
the size of the core.

So basically love
     is just being completely
neutral with someone...

But Nintendo keeps
     repackaging the same things
over and over!

Fine, I just kept all
     my contraband hidden when
I lived on campus.

Just with expanded
     skill trees, more diverse weapons
and added armour.

Why not everyone
     just pirate if pirating
is compensation?

I'd be hesitant
     to cite Supreme Court cases
in the first letter.

Makes sense though to keep
     normal rhythms on the heart
instead of stopping.

However this can
     be obnoxious since it must
be done frequently.

What would you say is
     the most important issue
facing the country?

I think Double H
     makes the most comfortable
boot I've ever worn.