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Yeah, I could try, but
     I wouldn't be able to.
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This argument sounds
     warm and fuzzy, but it's just
not realistic.

As to the girlfriend
     problems, you'll meet someone else..
you're young.. give it time.

i feel they can say
     whatever they want and not
have to back it up.

Are we thwarting plans,
     stopping terrorists, and not
hearing about it?

This happened several
     times and I reverted back
to the old system.

Distort? It's rough, man.
     I lost mine in December.
Sorry for your loss.

There are none so blind
     as those who will not see. Yeah.
No comparison.

Stop lying. You need
     to separate what you think from
what you actually write.

any chance I can
     jump in and ask for a can?
Amazing work guys.

The down arrow is
     for comments that add nothing
to the discussion.

Die! Get lost for hours!
     Die! Finally find the way!
Feel great about it!

I can see around
     corners easier and spot
dangers easier.

It was the British
     BBQ Society's
Mayhem in May comp.

I can think of two
     useful beliefs I espouse
that contradict yours.

So, raise you hand if
     you currently trust Sony.
Yeah, that's what I thought.

It has a little
     camera, which is uncommon
but not unheard of.

Holy shit, had no
     idea about this, thanks
for letting us know!

A college degree
     or diploma will improve
your chances a lot.

Another, very
     common attack vector is
the advertisers.

Culinary arts
     is a pretty difficult
thing to get into.

As soon as someone
     initiates combat, beat
the hell out of em.

Could you explain why
     you are not a candidate
for a surgery?

Also, I agree
     that the intent is to cause
emotional stress.

And I thought I was
     so clever before I saw
you beat me to it.

If you are asking
     was he a gang banger, then
the answer is no.

Thus, I didn't imply
     anything beyond speaking
about abortion.

If you really want
     easier combat lower
the difficulty.

[deleted] Petty?
     What year is it? I just saw
this, I'm so sorry!

However they were
     not as lucky as they thought.
It was a bloodbath.

You can even find
     vegetarian dog food
pretty easily.

Doesn't matter how
     easy the game is, you don't
play against the game.

In my opinion,
     every Pelican album
tops Australasia.

What is the best way
     to approach an attractive
woman at a bar?

Because, if they were,
     then the auto makers would
be producing them.

Hope I was able
     to communicate my point,
if not, it's my fault.

Over the years I've
     seen dozens of pages like
this, most of them real.

In which case you mean
     *maxim* of action, as Kant
would probably have it.

No, what's happening is
     that shareholders' property
is being abused.

But you see NO ONE
     for your entire sentence.
You eat in your cell.

Here's a tip. It's NOT
     the most trusted source of news
to Americans.

They're all prone to flip
     when subjected to extreme
lateral forces.

I suspect I will
     miss it as I take my next
trip to Seattle.

The Da Vinci Code
     and its fans just suck, sorry
to break it to ya.

Can't bring up Mises
     and expect the Institute
to stay out of it.

It is not at all
     surprising that they wouldn't
help a dying man.

If it's such a bad
     movie, why do people go
to see it so much?

Many will probably
     give this post a boost based on
the headline alone.

No? Okay, that means
     you're not picking up the IP
address correctly.

Only one who has
     violence on their mind will
believe such nonsense.

Oh, that's his point? Great,
     an entire article
based on a straw man.

You can't just say "I'd
     have done things smarter" and not
present a real plan.

That necessitates
     *some* positive feedback, like,
I don't know, "thank you."

So I think there may
     be more to it than the nerds
and the rich people.

They can continue
     to pay substandard wages
for substandard work.

I don't understand
     what it means to recreate
Silicon Valley.

Are you trying to give
     the impression that you are
multiple people?

Some of my favorites
     are fried shrimp, fried catfish, fried
chicken, and fried squash.

It just lacks that... stuff...
     you know the shit that gets you
wired up and awake?

I think it is great
     his father encouraged him
to be successful.

And a lot of guilt
     will simply vanish along
the chain of command.

If you don't like it,
     just keep on walking and look
at some other posts.

Another title,
     a line in a book, a place
in the hearts of men.

Couldn't one just claim
     to plead the 5th, and then
request a lawyer?

The easiest way
     to illustrate this one is
with an example.

Wow. I feel the urge
     to start yelling at people
to get off my lawn.

And for the record:
     liking music doesn't make
you patriotic.

I was all ready
     to say this was a silly
over reaction.

It's not like I'm trying
     to get my parents to think
I'm smart or something.

I read through your post
     and I can imagine its
not the best feeling.

ya, and the pictures
     are still in there, smiling out
from behind the smut.

I don't like how you've
     turned this beautiful story
into a "hurrah!

He didn't go missing
     until thirteen years after
the end of the war.

Perhaps we shouldn't
     be linking to articles
dealing with faith, then.

What are they gonna
     do, kick a pregnant woman
out on the sidewalk?

I often notice
     the smell of popcorn lingers
for a good few days.

Looks like the author
     was intimidated by
Scientology.

I believe that there
     is no point at which you can
kill a baby. Neat.

Unfortunately,
     I don't have any pocket
change to spare this week.

And the funniest
     show ever (South Park) is made
by Republicans.

It does not keep me
     from getting work done, it just
hinders the process.

Many view laughing
     as a means of conferring
social acceptance.

There's a lot of hints
     in the article that make
this claim unlikely.

Can anybody
     explain how the addressing
works on these networks?

The European
     version did apparently
not have those levels.

UN votes are indeed
     still biased against Israel.
The numbers don't lie.

Alzheimer's sucks ass.
     What a horrible slowly
progressing disease...

Does it stink that you
     get stuck with yet another
cost for a class? Sure.

I just discovered
     this sub today and this is
fucking amazing.

With extra biscuits.
     Congratulations, that was
the correct answer!

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

Not long after our
     appetizers arrive, I'm
feeling bad again.

What fucking ego.
     Well I never seem to get
further than two weeks.

My belief of our
     place in the universe scares
the shit out of me.

It is not numbers
     that will make you fit the dress.
It is the waistline.

Some people really
     shouldn't be allowed to use
social media.

To be technical:
     The fat from such foods isn't
what makes you gain weight.

Sorry for the long
     post, but you guys know I like
discussing this. What?!?!?

I only wanted
     to point out that new research
is always useful.

They set the farmhouse
     on fire, and steal the chickens,
and then they go home.

It's arguable
     that Hamas really was their
most moderate choice.

I think CNN's
     finally learned to fact check
any vet story.

Once again he steps
     off the boat and sinks quickly
below the surface.

There are tonnes of stuff
     you don't understand that are
nevertheless true.

What did one snowman
     say to the other snowman?
A. "Smells like carrots."

"The operator,
     in a calm soothing voice says:
'Just take it easy.

No, I'm just fed up
     with all the shit we're being
fed on this subject.

A generic, ad
     hominem comment with strong
lazy overtones.

I need hardly point
     out that most people do not
choose their religions.

Therefore judge nothing
     before the appointed time;
wait till the Lord comes.

The burden of proof
     is on the person claiming
the affirmative.

Slavery might not
     be so bad so long as all
the slaves were Christians.

Trying to help others
     doesn't really fit in there.
It's more like karma.

I was joking when
     I demanded that I be
in every picture.

More importantly,
     where do you stand on the right
to keep and arm bears?

Source: am a toaster
     owner and love my toaster.
I did read OPs post.

So I think a good
     place to start is to not feel
ashamed of yourself.

But we were talking
     about what people believe,
not what's actually true.

I'm done responding
     to you, go ahead make some
joke for the last word.

Why do you think porn
     sites have the highest traffic
on the internet?

The world is so real
     that you can practically touch
the crumbling plaster.

Look at their picture
     side by side with anything
and it looks awful.

If it's a shaved look
     like Jason Statham or Bruce
Willis, then it's fine.

I don't think Logan
     would have lifted a finger
to save Juliette.

I don't know how much
     influence I would have, but
I think I could help.

And let's be honest
     that's me being nice, okay,
that's me being nice.

Interpretation
     is a very normative
process after all.

I have to ask, what
     have these specific castles
done to annoy you?

anything that's not
     your salary is a perk
aka benefit.

Everyone I asked
     on the street was like "hmmm... yah..
yah I know that place.

Price for conversion
     is roughly 36k. Not a joke.
Stick insects. makes sense.

Welcome to the real
     Battlefield experience.
Mate, you're mistaken.

Granted, they're all pro
     democrat, but this is still
progress for this sub.

I would love it if
     my phone automatically
responded for me.

Any personal
     story, by definition,
is an anecdote.

If enough people
     vote for the third party then
that party will win.

what a valuable
     asset to society.
Muzzle devices.

I'm not retarded,
     I did my research before
asking and posting.

Might be neat. Do you
     know any trans singers who
do something like that?

Exciting times. Ugh,
     my periods are always
so over the place.

Look up at a night
     sky without light pollution.
Enjoy those moments.

If I take a gun
     and walk out into the street
and randomly fire.

I'm sure lecturing
     people like they're children will
really change their minds.

I simply couldn't
     respect a woman who would
let herself be used.

Sorry if this was
     answered in the video
I can't watch right now.

Sentenced? Arrested?
     Under investigation?
Had privileges stripped?

As it is, you're both
     just as bad as each other,
just from different sides.

I encouraged her
     to talk to me whenever
she would have questions.

I have to go now,
     the tornado sirens are
going off. Jordan.

Most neighborhoods are
     fairly safe but that doesn't
mean there isn't crime.

I know for a fact
     he doesn't need this money.
He has insurance.

I always knew when
     he stopped eating it would be
time to let him go.

No one put strings on
     you and treated you like you're
their god damn puppet.

Truth: what would you do
     for a billion dollars, but
not for a million?

Some people collect
     coins, others collect stamps, some
collect fingernails.

I don't have any
     keys currently, but I could
overpay in hats.

And when you tell them
     yes, don't be afraid to roll
with their idea.

Maybe your bank did
     not transfer your mony back
to your account yet?

I'm aware of where
     I am in reality
so I try to move.

Anyway it was
     our first night there and we were
all pretty tired.

Does my **FALCON PUNCH**
     at least tickle when I heal
you back to full health?

I worked with children
     who definitely needed
their medication.

This way he knows what
     he is going to see when
you finally meet.

Don't let him do it,
     he doesn't deserve to feel
better about it.

Why would I? No, there
     is nothing to base that on,
as far as I know.

Do you really think
     each of these star wars movies
will be Blockbusters?

I have my reasons
     and I don't give a fuck what
other people do.

Actually, I am "trained"
     in journalism as well,
but thanks for playing.

Let it become not
     red for a few seconds if
you heat it red hot.

My friend used to say
     taking pictures distracts from
the fun you're having.

LOL Not sure
     otherwise, my store doesn't
have weird tasting buns.

It was hard to watch.
     She looked like she just wanted
to stay down and cry.

I'm so confused right
     now, I don't even know what
decision to make.

That's ridiculous.
     Did you laugh him out the door
as soon as you saw?

It's just that I don't
     want to come off as being
desperate & needy.

And Roosevelt is
     Frank. Cool thanks! I will try out
that setup later!

It also appears
     difficult for you to find
some sort of escape.

Like I said elsewhere,
     the excessive pocket holes
are sort of ok.

No two people are
     going to have the exact
same experience.

Players today are
     faster, stronger, healthier
in terms of lifestyle...

No kids. I'm into
     the craft breweries in town but
she doesn't drink beer.

You do know being
     correct involves more than just
using big words right?

A meal an a half?
     And mostly salads? You WILL
NOT build muscle with.

You have a point there
     Damn straight Any ace streams yet?
Learn from your mistakes.

I bet the whole thing
     is all so some guy could hide
that porn magazine.

If you really care
     about your rank then practice
and improve yourself.

Carrots not so bad,
     but what kind of monster puts
celery in that?

I was looking high
     and low for it but couldn't
find a hard number.

By now I'm shaking
     and feeling sick, thinking I'm
being dramatic.

Running into bugs
     is completely normal if
you're signed up for this.

[deleted] [removed]
     [removed] Educate yourself
about depression.

I am sorry it's
     such a long story but thank
you for reading it.

He wanted to talk
     to me first but I just passed
the phone to my mom.

Age does not always
     bring wisdom, just as the young
are not all foolish.

Again, not to say
     you can't be interesting if
you don't do these things.

Holy shit. You can
     lead a horse to water, but
you can't make it drink.

Just eat when hungry.
     It is a very primal
way of existing.

No? Have you been banned
     from posting for not toeing
our party line? No?

I genuinely
     see it as a take on our
current society.

Just purrs like crazy..
     Probably thinks it's a massage
pillow for him. Yes.

Just because it has
     been available doesn't
mean it was useful.