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Just because it has
     been available doesn't
mean it was useful.

Specifically ones
     that would be fun for drinking
and well, more drinking?

Now I understand
     how we read that differently.
Sorry about that.

In that case (no pun
     intended), skinny cards could
be very helpful.

Everything is hard
     before it becomes easy.
Can you hear me now?

If it didn't run like
     shit, it would be a great game
on PC as well.

You deserve better.
     But if this is what you want
this is what you get.

Take a prescription
     opiate Wow this feels great
not in any pain.

My poor ears. I am
     currently wearing business
shorts at the office.

The real question is,
     why haven't you checked yourself
for autism yet?

If I get my hands
     on some cheese in the future
I'll bite the bullet.

He wants to rebuild
     America from the pure
genes of the Enclave.

Looks like other folks
     in thus thread agree just fine
though so whatever.

Neat. Thanks. that's some edge
     you have there my friend, how is
6th grade going?

If something happens
     and I need to shop around,
will remember this.

You're not an addict
     because you have good coping
skills for your issues.

The key is to start
     playing the game, or else you
won't find anyone.

I just feel there are
     better solutions than just
killing the fetus.

If that's accurate,
     it means that moderation
doesn't work for you.

I know I would love
     to see a preview of Beth
before the train scene.

I agree that there
     shouldn't be cronyism
in place of merit.

Flux removes the blues
     at night time to give a more
realistic look.

None of us know if
     Jesus was up tight or would
have laughed at this prank.

There's military
     with machine guns at the bus
stations every day.

Life doesn't need our
     permission to progress from
one stage to the next.

Breast shells are worn when
     not nursing to help draw out
inverted nipples.

Too big. And I'm not
     making the joke, it looks too
big for a fighter.

Trying to get the blade
     father away from you will
only make things worse.

Would it not just be
     easier to get a job
or start a business.?

I thought the dog was
     in front of the pyramids,
looking unimpressed.

Can't handle shit when
     you have no ammo and chose
your battle poorly?

I like the winter
     because running in snow make
you feel like a boss.

as the top post on
     my front page. So excellent.
I can't stop smiling.

There's an obvious
     pattern and I'm not sure he's
ready to see it.

You can easily
     shoot a passenger while trying
to hit the engine.

I think Jesse plans
     on telling Flynn everything
about his father.

Go to sleep one night,
     and wake up in period
as your persona!

There is honestly
     no reward for fighting it,
only unfair risk.

You know how that works?
     It's just a bike, but I know
things about my bike.

Find more positive
     role models and read their works,
study their habits.

What does a supposed
     unchanging eternal god
have to do with change?

Thanks! Yeah, but he was
     moving from the shadows cast
by the nearby lights.

If I saw this guy
     doing that to a bike, I'd
punch him in the face.

Actually, I'd be down
     to purchase some cat bones if
anyone's selling.

That's called knowingly
     neglecting things, this is bad
and they should feel bad.

You do realize there
     are other kinds of conflicts
besides 'oil wars', right?

I said death. Some might
     argue that death is slightly
worse than injury.

Ripping a CD
     and sending it to a friend
is not illegal.

I get the timing
     perfect and everything but
I can't seem to win.

Like I said before,
     a good photographer will
know what they're doing.

I do like bacon,
     but I'm not a cat lover.
I'm not a liberal.

I don't with any
     level of certainty, now
that you mention it.

My mother: No, you
     just don't want to go to church
because you're lazy.

ma'am?! Dammit, Jerry!
     Doesn't matter if you're black
or white. Fire blanket.

If I were to watch
     one episode, and only
one, which should I watch?

What kind of spin does
     the Chinese government put
on this incident?

Going in to Pep
     Boys is amazing. I love
basking in that smell.

Overall, I think
     you should talk to your old friend.
Worst case: Fuck that guy.

I could write a short
     novel about the advice
I've heard about dirt.

However, what you
     like about Christmas is what
I hate about it.

It needs to stop, now.
     It's unhealthy, dangerous,
and just plain foolish.

Your argument is
     invalid because it is
based on fallacy.

This isn't the first
     time something like this has been
done and been ignored.

That's no different than
     telling her to make her boobs
bigger to please you.

Anybody else
     noticed that the comments are
"OVER NINE THOUSAND"?

You can force someone
     away from an idea
using ridicule.

Nope. Did those little
     fuckers ever misbehave
in class again? NOPE.

Unfortunately,
     when you're talking property
rights, you're talking laws.

did you ever get
     the feeling a lot of what
you witnessed was staged?

We were both different
     people obviously, but
we both got along.

It's very tiny,
     and you might miss it if you
are driving too fast.

I wouldn't worry
     about anyone calling
you a poser though.

He drilled it into
     our heads that the best defense
was a strong offense.

Which is why I asked
     you to define it for me.
It's a slippery phrase.

I could literally
     feel the heat emanating
from between her legs.

If would not have been
     able to afford every
single book I've read.

Receiving info
     in classified areas
is usually fine.

I've had fun times, but
     I think it caused some fucked up
patterns of thinking.

But office people
     make hard decisions and shit
is like... complex, man.

And scarring doesn't
     bother me, it's just something
to reflect back on.

Well that is a good
     question, and something I didn't
think of, personally.

He rarely comes out
     and says "men bad, women good"
or something like that.

yeah its not always
     the same as blood like you get
when you cut your arm.

The way they oppress
     and control black folks now is
through the War on Drugs.

This is why most will
     point out freedom of speech is
hugely important.

Cold even. Man, two
     weeks ago I had a dream
that went just like this.

I've luckily been
     able to compress the graph!
[deleted] You're in.

I am not calling
     this bullshit, I am just trying
to figure it out.

It would be different
     if it worked for quite some time
and then stopped working.

Nonetheless we still
     give them the freedom to make
the poor choice themselves.

Or maybe the fact
     that it's often hard to tell
the good from the bad?

I'm just trying to get
     people to understand why
people don't like it.

There's no evidence
     to support or refute it.
So it's possible.

As soon as something
     good is available it's
sold out within hours.

who else do you want
     your son to learn about his
dick from? Very true.

i don't think you can,
     mine is on a work laptop
which goes everywhere.

I said the moment
     I posted this that I didn't
know the whole story.

The struggle was real.
     Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck CT
scans came back normal.

Either way, it's not
     like I'm saying, "Go ahead
and fuck your sister!

I can guess whether
     someone is male or female
based on their whistle.

I'm from Kentucky.
     Can I send you some bourbon
that'll change your mind?

Like with car salesmen,
     the smart consumer makes them
work for the business.

Now, with these stars, there
     also became galaxies,
gatherings of stars.

You are always missed.
     Someone will remember you.
It's in our nature.

I'm still not opposed
     to watching it if it should
wind up on TV.

I have twice broken
     the same toe while trying to step
over my suitcase.

I was also sleep
     deprived for days and slipped more
and more out of it...

In your defense, you
     had legitimate belief
to think she was drunk.

When I stop winning,
     I'll stop doing it. I like
the story the most.

I think you words up
     some mixed I know my dad would
probably be upset.

I can understand
     the ones who were drafted or
threatened at gunpoint.

^^^Should ^^^I ^^^say ^^^it? ^^^Cause
     ^^^I ^^^think ^^^I ^^^want ^^^to ^^^say ^^^it.
^^^I'm ^^^gonna ^^^say ^^^it.

She was important
     in the first arc because, well,
obvious reasons.

I'm talking about
     the "secret" area. Claire?
That's a fat girl's name.

My bad! I actually
     did this so long along but
forgot to post it.

My life was my own.
     That first month was beautiful.
I fixed the place up.

the space is nice, just
     not what they did with it You
aren't denying it?

It's mostly hot air,
     opinion and conjecture.
Total waste of time.

Our high school classes
     already are too easy
and not content filled.

Awesome. [deleted]
     I think he just means that you
can see your full name.

Are you Italian
     or Chinese? Boxers or briefs?
Rare [Oh, is that L?

I'd love to do so.
     But tell me, how do they keep
the courts in good shape?

I can't imagine
     that there is any grass left
after a few weeks.

Can you elaborate
     more on your final statement
for future reference?

Bills were stopped, 4th
     and goal, Bills timeout I mean,
apparently not.

I've never owned one
     that I know of but they do
look pretty heavy.

I think I'm gonna
     hurl He won his debut fight
against Heath Herring.

In return they can
     enjoy our sandy seashore
without restrictions.

Hadn't tried that yet.
     Thanks! I did not know folders
were a thing. Life. Changed.

It's obvious you're
     addicted to magenta
printer cartridges.

They will if the main
     candidate develops health
related issues.

Dr Sanjay Gupta
     says medical problems are
just speculation.

Ask his opinion!
     Just showing that you're wanting
to please him is great.

Unfortunately
     I tried my best to clean but
the box was done for.

I don't know how I'd
     feel if anything other
than this happens now.

Right, that makes sense :D
     and thanks Saints offensive line
is doing good work.

Oh, that really sucks.
     Sorry. STOP FUCKING ASKING.
Disappointed, yes.

Our D needs to step
     up, the secondary is
getting worked right now!

It doesn't make sense
     to measure healthcare using
life expectancy.

He even took his
     jacket off and commented
on how hot it was.

It had pretty good
     writing but oddly enough,
not enough action.

If you let him go
     around the world for a year
or two shit changes.

I do the same thing.
     I will respect your beliefs
if you respect mine.

More blunt and raw than
     how I said it down below
but yeah pretty much.

Either that or you
     just want to be a victim.
You need some money?

Alone or in pairs?
     And over her neighbors dog?
She's great for a snack.

We have a noble
     goal that we may or may not
be lying about.

Ok with the firs
     problem you know the end state
and the starting state.

That goes a long way.
     To be honest I have some
insane luck with drops.

Like your comment was
     good, it shouldn't be hidden;
people should see it!

General xtra strong
     and general extra strong white
skinny, both portions.

He sighs and shakes his
     head* No, I don't want to go
anywhere with you.

The current US system
     isn't too far off from what
I was suggesting.

even a passport
     doesn't take your finger prints
and an iris scan.

I've been on this sub
     for a little while now too
and it's fantastic!

Soon you'd recognize
     the looks of disgust people
give you for smoking.

Bingo. [deleted]
     [removed] Their health. Don't get me
wrong, I did the same.

you still taking guest's?
     I really hope so Mickey
Gall vs The Shield.

I know you're being
     funny but the serious
answer is nothing.

Really Nelson should
     probably be in your lineup
almost every week.

I'm not sure what we're
     supposed to be cringing at.
Moby was right, though.

True man I respect
     Sometimes. It's prevalence seems
pretty regional.

I get best results
     scoring in an X deeper
than you'd think you'd need.

Funny how that works.
     Plot twist: the little girl is
Angela's "Mr.

Yeah, i'd say cheaper
     labor has something to do
with the transition.

Also people who,
     in general don't understand
how call centers work.

So with shares, you don't
     have to pay tax until you
sell (capital gains).

The no fly list is
     so ridiculous that it's
not even funny.

If you plan it right,
     you can even use it twice
in a lot of fights.

okay i see what
     you are saying, but where is
this propaganda?

The people that don't
     aren't going to be convinced
whatever they do.

just sent a request
     If I keep getting to see
those, then let it come!

I agree. I think
     she should have made her illness
clear to the public.

The rumors are true--
     they can withstand anything!
More speculations.

I've got metallic
     pads and it's amazing how
fast the dust builds up.

The former would make
     more sense, since the border is
quite a bit shorter.

Like, what? Why do these
     words put together actually
have a meaning now?

The same type of sound
     that appeared when Joker showed
up in The Dark Knight.

Is there any way
     to make this a sticker or
something similar?

Yeah, but they can fly.....
     Also I would say pigeons
are the rats with wings.

This growth will in turn
     allow for tax reductions
over the long term.

Finding a woman
     who can hold her own is next
to impossible.

Personally I like
     Marshall more than Anderson,
but they're very close.

He has said every
     routine repair they have done
has been reasonable.

Or be called a name.
     Either way. Yep, Nick screwing
over (what's her name).

*THUD* And *THUD* it *THUD*
     doesn't *THUD* seem *THUD* to *THUD*
be *THUD* stopping *THUD*.

(Sorry.) But nah man,
     I'd go somewhere else about
your bodily bits.

Or post a picture
     and I'll point it out for you.
It isn't unique.

I've seen some people
     actually use it as creamer.
I have a green one.

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

*Should your government
     enact huge changes and force
your lifestyle to change?

If you use condoms
     and also pull out before
coming, you'll be set.

I normally don't spoil
     everything, but in this case,
it was hard not to.

Yeah, select the drive,
     hit the red X for delete,
and then format it.

People always fault
     the organization when
someone signs elsewhere.

Kind of a bummer
     to see girls so half hearted
in their responses.

Anyone know what's
     going on with the first three
frets on the six string?

Breeders are getting
     crazier and crazier.
That is fucking gross.

It's a character
     played by Casey which somewhat
resembles Casey.

In fact, I almost
     hoped he would say that it's his
first time on an A380.

But if they don't do
     their job it holds everyone
back in the morning.