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How many people
     cared about wanted the film,
let alone the game!

Definitely talk
     to her, I think it'll help you
resolve your feelings.

Some ought to stick (don't
     forget about Price and Knapp
sometime down the line).

It's the first time I've
     ever been thankful I work
on a holiday.

It really isn't
     that bad, I don't see what all
the fuss is about.

He tried to instill
     in me the things that he thought
would make me a man.

But I don't think there
     is any shame for anal
sex amongst gay men.

Are you serious?
     [](/troll "Keep telling yourself that.")
No love for Andy?

Ah yes! The classic
     "have you been drinking?" "no, sir"
"Then what's that I smell?

I had to break up
     with every time we'd have sex,
he'd yell **"NUT BUSTED!

I would go ahead
     and do all the ones starting
from the hip and groin.

If a car is ON
     the roundabout then you don't
drive in front of it.

I had to break up
     with every time we'd have sex,
he'd yell **"NUT BUSTED!

You should have warned me.
     Belief is the precursor
to hypothesis.

In all honesty
     though, how are large trucks supposed
to navigate them?

This is so shameful.
     I don't know why this city
is so scared of change.

I had to break up
     with every time we'd have sex,
he'd yell **"NUT BUSTED!

So you can't get mad
     about the way people 'speak'
on the internet.

All I'm saying is
     that guys with perfect squat form
didn't learn it at 45lbs.

My first session was
     humiliating to say
the least, lol.

Note: this is how you
     do good marketing. EDIT:
This post explains more.

Happens all the time
     at the one I have to drive
through regularly.

I did that one year.
     Also makes a great poster
for one's bathroom wall.

He's old an shit but
     he's much more productive than
most Hollywood types.

In your opinion,
     how will Swedish travellers
generally react?

Getting a job is
     much, much harder and you get
paid less without one.

No wonder there was
     so much panic around "slam
dancing" in the '80s.

[deleted] That's what
     I get for posting so late.
Came here to say that.

But in Germany,
     the point where one ride drops you
off is essential.

Someone should step up
     to the plate. Easy answer.
What does that look like?

Make some coffee, Play
     loud music, start the vacuum
and do some cleaning.

Girls masturbating
     and lesbian porn are most
disturbing of all.

Am I the only
     one who is seriously
scared for the future?

Some people like 4-ways
     because it seems slower, more
structured, less fluid.

But I think I will
     be buying it anyways.
It's for a good cause!

Umm, I don't think so.
     McDonalds is pretty much
the worst you can find.

Let me know if you
     have any other questions!
[deleted] Thank ya!

Whenever this song
     came on, in game, I felt like
I could do no wrong.

As John Lennon wrote:
     "The more love you take, the more
love you make." It's true.

the fuck Imagine
     anyone pushing herself
that hard, for nothing.

Goodbye Public Debt!
     Y The Last Man. Ask your friends
to do it for you.

"Anger is a gift".
     Zak de la Rocha. It's not
wrong to be angry.

both house and walking
     dead come to mind, but I'm sure
we could find some more.

Totally made more
     sense after I clicked the link.
Yes, kids should be banned.

Arrest me. Funny,
     whites are the exact same way
to me. And I'm white.

I wasn't given
     the chance to be myself, or
to enjoy myself.

Also: Clients will
     ask before updating now.
This is a good thing.

I'm just hanging out
     in the basement by myself
to collect my thoughts.

Let's me "Filter out
     posts by either domain or
keyword in title".

Unfortunately,
     all their computers were down
and they knew nothing.

I have yet to taste
     my first brew, but so far looks
to be a success.

It isn't a mate
     position, white still can move
his Knight to defend.

The name may stick, but
     the whole structure, that which is
the bad part, will not.

On older bottles
     I routinely cut them off
to watch for seepage.

Because there are no
     other related theories.
No one proposed them.

Put a ring on it.
     If she's too old, adopt her
as your grandmother.

Yes. [deleted] Yeah,
     but the writings of Bradford
are still pretty clear.

I can't even count
     how many times I've replayed
the original.

The more negative
     ones were mostly going through
teens and early 20's.

Something that isn't
     as stressful as overnight
customer service.

I was at my friends
     house and drove by just after
the shooting happened.

i get to perform
     this at one of my best friends
weddings next year! stoked!

I'm not even sure
     what you mean by "Cherry picked
extremes of viewpoint".

But at least you are
     doing it with quality.
I've heard this before.

More importantly,
     his monitor is going
to run out of ink!

If I was a good
     guy, I'd know that Axe Cop was
there to protect me.

It's an obvious
     thing to say, yes (why else would
you be messaging?

If you two enjoy
     yourselves, a second date will
follow naturally.

You need to answer
     that before you can attempt
to claim the day failed.

Sorry I did not
     and that is probably not what
you wanted to hear.

I absolutely
     *hate* the Riders and their fans
for no real reason.

couple of complaints?
     As in, they complained, and you
still kept doing it?

It's not surprising
     that you haven't gotten laid
as much recently.

(For the atheists:
     Science bless us, everyone.)
(looks, sniffs) No I'm not.

I agree with him.
     I also have a liquid
mix and love it too.

An English version
     is possible according
to the creators.

Oh, we know. We just
     don't say anything because
we think it's funny.

In the US we learn
     to drive in the only real
traffic school, the streets.

No. Sodomy used
     to be illegal between
consenting adults.

A conservative
     with no knowledge of TARP, why
am I not surprised?

I don't believe that.
     But regardless, boxing day
is always a scam.

But I can't, which is
     the whole point of video
games in the first place.

Guys, I think she's right...
     Afterall, she *can* see North
Korea from her house!

Good for them, cutting
     minimum wage and the dole
were badly needed.

Can you imagine
     the type of debate rules her
side would try to set?

Just because it has
     no physical form doesn't
mean it isn't real.

I meant that it's his
     decision whether he wants
to create his art.

A situation
     can be spun into many
different perspectives.

We don't. When you asked
     to be a moderator,
I said "no, here's why."

Purchase, rent or place
     your equipment on a long
term service contract.

So people should be
     imprisoned for all crimes, no
matter how minor?

thanks for the info,
     i never know when these free
gold weekend happen.

i know it's culture.
     but people will still get pissed
if you say that too.

I had to argue
     this with two physicists much
smarter than I am.

Or did she kiss him
     back, touch his body, go down
on him, get on top?

Ha, ha, I get it!!!
     You're pretending that you are
Hannibal Lecter.

Be bat shit crazy
     but at the end of the day,
ask for forgiveness.

I protested when
     I was younger. I got out.
I'm old and sick now.

Promise. Disclaimer:
     Be sure he doesn't edit
his post. Exactly!

tell him to cut out
     the illegal kiddy shit
or you're out of there.

This song in this game
     was just heaven! Thanks for this.
Good times man good times.

For hundreds of years
     public executions were
standing room only.

If these gentlemen
     choose to occupy your homes,
you will vacate them.

I went to Culture
     Club for someone's birthday once.
It was depressing.

Or mafia don?
     You DO get to vote on who
holds public office.

[deleted] Oh dear
     God is that a physicist
with dreads? I just came.

to my sister, yes...
     but in the way I think you're
meaning it... no. Bam!

Then their relatives
     blamed some people who looked like
my children for it.

Generally, if you
     want to pay with a card, you
have to start a tab.

Choosing which one you
     want to be your home screen is
really simple too.

It didn't so much "suck
     the good out of you" as make
you slowly insane.

But actually, reduced
     smoking rates probably have some
impact on that curve.

Just show gratitude
     and bring the occasional
snack for the office.

Thanksgiving, making
     turkeys happy everywhere.
been where you are man.

They could really care
     less about security,
its about profit.

War may not be fun,
     and yes, people fucking die,
and stuff gets destroyed.

**DING** (dances and spins)
     Oh, you have to have the Old
Dutch baked ketchup chips.

STOP! DO NOT LOOK OUT
     WINDOW! I have always said
this a class conflict.

It has great acting,
     and the story is very
solid and moving.

I agree with this,
     but will point out that it's not
just Democrats fault.

I know that there are
     anorexic men, but did
you look at the link?

Greed has no place here.
     whoever he is, that kid
is my hero. "F13?

If you know it can
     be done, you can figure out
how to get it done.

It'll gain momentum
     quickly and then be pretty
difficult to stop.

How old is that law
     and how quickly will Key roll
over when told to?

If you can't even
     get the name right, you're really
starting from behind.

If your classes aren't
     captivating you, then you're
not in the right field.

The whole point of me
     moving south is to never
see winter again.

Live connect allows
     you to choose your protocol
just like you can now.

But hey, things aren't all
     that bad. Stafford, Best, and Suh;
things are looking up.

[The European
     Union is the Soviet
Union repackaged.

It's really that strong?
     I should have eat the whole thing
then read the package.

[deleted] People
     who won't let you onto or
off of the freeway.

Ever think of that?
     That's when you bust out with, "I'M
THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!"

Do you have any
     interest in Vietnamese
culture or language?

There are people on
     this planet that don't believe
cars cause pollution.

yeah, I knew that was
     coming, and I don't really
have a good response.

Sounds like a porn site.
     Where is this from? I'm gonna
fuck you in the ass.

I think you managed
     to hit the nail on the head
in that one sentence.

But yeah, I don't think
     I've met a vegan who didn't
rub me the wrong way.

She's got some issues
     if she's still in any way
hanging onto that.

That said, you'd probably
     need less than a cup of clean
water to wash it.

Other than that then
     stick with the job til you can
get another one.

I am sure that will
     cause them to lighten up on
security checks.

I swear, I'm gonna
     need some new drawers if you keep
posting things like this.

Correct. Also, where
     in the US is Thanksgiving
over for fucks sake?

It's the "without us
     you'd be savages" mindset
that is frustrating.

Exactly. Well good
     job it obviously worked
that's all that matters.

That's why I didn't pass
     judgement on the OP and just
the guy who replied.

If you aren't actually
     en route, you're not on the way.
So don't say you are!

Victory. I always
     wanted to visit the old
buildings in their prime.

I found it to be
     adequately accurate
with the iron sights.

As this is a guess,
     what other numbers would seem
plausible to guess?

Much like I'm sure you
     do something that I cannot
understand fully.

I'm not complaining.
     Hell, I wish there were something
I could do to help.

It's funny to see
     that Eli is *still* wearing
that You Are Here shirt.

When I was that age
     I hated hearing that too,
everybody does.

Good luck. [deleted]
     He may not have a choice if
Sweden gets their way.

That's it Yes, because
     all ills in life can be traced
back to this one game.

I meant that it's his
     decision whether he wants
to create his art.

It sounds like he was
     one of those guys that *never
really left high school.

In the big picture,
     who's going to be causing
more death and cancer?

Probably not enough
     to make a huge difference, but
at least it's something.

Nice ingredients
     for performance and health, but
nothing magical.

May I suggest you
     need to look into anger
management techniques?

We're a great bunch down
     here, so hope you have a great
time once you get here.

[deleted] Jesus
     fuck, an exclamation mark
is not a full stop.

Some of these guys just
     take the power into their
hands and go too far.

Quitter. [deleted]
     Yah, but maybe he's getting
some overdue rest?

I admit, ICE has
     had record numbers this year,
but it's not enough.

Or a free flow lane
     at a corner, where people
stop for no reason.

gave me a big smile
     on a day to be thankful
for a lot of things.

Steam is just giving
     shit away to everyone.
So yeah, Steam still wins.

Whatever is 'real'
     then is only contingent
on those impulses.

You say, it's just fine
     to know for myself that I'm
better than others?

I don't understand
     why people want to go back
to their teenage years.

We played with only
     riot shields and throwing knives.
Depends on preference.

This is not done by
     educating a soldier
that war is evil.

You can't go wrong here.
     [deleted] The final pane
makes it all worth it.

you're on birth control
     lol [deleted] Don't
worry about him.

There are so many
     examples that I don't feel
the need to list them.

A lot of people
     think I weigh 180lbs (this was when
I started at 226lbs).

it may look empty,
     but give it a try, you wont
be disappointed.

[deleted] Such as?
     If you were full time, what would
your schedule be like?

So we can never
     have a case where there is no
doubt whatsoever.

The guy in red is
     smiling the entire time
the kid is dancing.

You will lose, even
     though you believe you are on
the moral high road.

Your Star Wars gods would
     have their own arbitrary
traditions I bet.

Do you stop at green
     lights to make **sure** it's showing
red the other way?

Anyway, I'll keep
     in mind to cherish the time
allotted to us.

Often families add
     their own unique Thanksgiving
family traditions.

And I don't believe
     joining the political
system can fix it.

Officer: Do you
     have any idea how
fast you were going?

Officer: Do you
     feel this vehicle is safe
for highway travel?

You should only be
     multiplying together
the *primitive* roots.

no, he would get beat
     up if he was caught drinking
that in my high school.

Plus, come on, a one
     and one is the only fair
way to schedule games.

i bet it's really,
     really basic, and they will
appreciate it.

Ah.... Christmas is here!
     Your dry British humor makes
you kind of a prick.

Ditto... I'm afraid
     to resume playing after
the dungeon level.

If you have any
     suggestion, I'd be more than
happy to hear them.