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If you have any
     suggestion, I'd be more than
happy to hear them.

If anyone still
     have a copy and be kind
enough, I'll take one.

You can basically
     encourage them to get some
exercise with that.

The real problem here
     is that you have enough drives
to have to use Y:/.

We have kids, and keep
     Christmases light on purpose
but that's just our way.

If that is ignored,
     then sure, get more assertive.
"Promoting rape" though?

I'm an immigrant
     to the US and this will be
my third thanksgiving.

Honestly that game
     is still by far the best game
i have every played.

Did you enjoy it?
     [deleted] or, you finished
years ago... Agreed.

Lets take it a step
     back, call it Petroleum.
or even further?

I still cant figure
     out why they just wouldn't kill
each other with guns.

If DiCaprio
     is a real man, then who are
the fakes? I love them.

I'm sure it will be
     fixed, just wish it was sooner
rather than later.

Japan, South Korea,
     and China, on the other
hand, are not as safe.

You can cannon rush
     in plain site and it can work
quite well. What, your food?

Like a BOSS. Not if
     you do it with a hammer.
They're very precise.

During this time mine
     has stayed as single since I'm
technically single.

I'm not British, but
     isn't this kind of against
the point of Britain?

Time travel is free
     will with the edge of looking
ahead a few moves.

No agent, but if
     you sing it you can keep it!
Are you serious?

That a Windows thing?
     Wow cool, this sort of thing needs
to be expanded!

Except for the first,
     fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth, ninth,
and tenth amendments.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
     What happened to the mother?
Did she go to jail?

If you disagree
     with a person's politics,
then why wouldn't you?

He works for Rupert
     Murdoch. Yeah well that's just like
your opinion, man.

You don't have to be
     crazy to choose that option.
Just feeling in need.

Napalm Death was, more
     or less, a fucking punk band
when they started out.

This is very true.
     You just have practice a lot.
And communicate.

In fact, I'd say, if
     this is what you want to do,
hold off on college.

So have many black
     men, if what I've seen online
is to be believed.

Persuading people
     very often has nothing
to do with logic.

She's not a felon,
     not a convict, and will not
be treated as such.

(somehow, i'll end up
     being such a wimp about
stuff though) Fucking 4chan.

just a little fun
     after thanksgiving dinner
w/ some friends.

Any ideas?
     And yet, no one cares. Shut up
and eat a Turkey.

I started drinking
     long island iced teas and got
in over my head.

(when i have kids, if
     i have kids, they'll most likely
go to private school.

Now, is there any
     distinction *with a difference*
between the two men?

Fuck you, cinnamon
     is vastly superior.
That's just crazy talk!!

The most important
     thing is to just talk, and be
willing to listen!

Yes! I keep thinking
     back to the fact that this is
in its alpha form.

The characters are
     supposed to be standing still
when in dialog.

Canada doesn't
     have shit on America
when it comes to beer.

He would do every
     trick he could think of to get
snacks, all day, all night.

Creepy. Also, life
     doesn't get better unless
you make it better.

That's why it's better
     to keep her thighs firmly on
the sides of your head.

The Fallout and Half
     Life series have also been
long favorites of mine.

I guess it takes time
     to figure out whether you
want to stay with him.

You can go lower
     for poor service, and of corse
you can go higher.

So people who jump
     to conclusions come from both
sides of the aisle. Both.

Probably make the run
     I'm gonna do tonight feel
all the much better.

The next part may not
     be believable, but is
the absolute truth.

Chances are he will
     be fine but a backdoor is
never a good thing.

If you've never talked
     to someone, don't stare at them
from across Commons.

As others have said,
     these are a great place to meet
like minded people.

It's a lot of fun
     and you get to see some cool
stuff from all the schools.

They want to be free.
     How many, do you suppose
are there? You don't know.

your whole tables shares
     ONE bottle of vinegar!
According to NEED!!!

You can have your own
     beliefs and viewpoints, but please
don't claim that they're facts.

I thought I would be
     outed as a fraud right up
until I retired!

The first phrase shall now
     have its maximum impact
inherent in it.

My problem with them
     was I have no desire
to play them again.

I dunno about
     you guys, but this is the best
comment in this thread.

Is your life really
     that much fun if you can't make
ONE free evening? Wrong.

Best of luck. I left
     my immediate family
behind long ago.

Perhaps a teacher
     appears every so often,
in every epoch?

just let them do it,
     and let them see for themselves
that it's not working.

When Austria tells
     Turkey to get stuffed, that will
make a great headline.

Or ask out a girl
     you see sometimes and always
thought was kind of cute?

We should only be
     considering pure mortals.
Ajax, for instance.

I usually just
     listen to whatever sounds
'dirtiest' to me.

And this is why I've
     been against all the wars we've
been in recently.

Future wars with North
     Korea or Iran are just
not sustainable.

Plus if you found each
     other in one place, why move
your entire life?

But given the current
     mood at that point it might not
have gone over well.

If you disagree
     with a person's politics,
then why wouldn't you?

I have no problem
     admitting women get all
sorts of privileges.

I had two choices:
     let her die a slow, painful
death, or put her down.

They were just bad guys.
     The more complex movies break
away from that mold.

Don't be a menace
     to south central while drinking
your juice in the hood.

Replying to save
     this comment for when I get
back to my desktop.

I can easily
     see this happening to any
device however.

but it did make me
     work ten times harder in school,
just to prove him wrong.

I KNEW those magic
     eye tricks didn't work. Just KNEW it!
**KNEW IT ALL ALONG!

That's not your choice or
     the choice of anyone else.
Same with abortion.

Watch in amazement
     as my prediction comes true
and Baba's doesn't.

Hint: if you get caught
     doing it again they'll drop
big lawyers on you.

You don't want to date
     someone just like you, you'll be
bored out of your mind.

With unemployment
     as high as it is, they can't
afford to just quit.

I once saw a dead
     body from an Amtrak train
going through Newark.

Also worth noting,
     Company of Heroes now
has a FREE VERSION!

With a grenade you
     are limited to the speed
your hand is traveling.

Paint some pictures, I'm
     going to get some canvas
sometime and paint stuff.

Thanks, lol thanks.
     [deleted] Agreed, big fat
grey area there.

Then nobody gets
     hurt and you can walk away
with a clear conscience.

or you are going
     to find yourself living through
some crazy bad times.

Thanks, didn't seem to work
     for me (but I guess I didn't
try restarting steam).

what are you watching,
     the hulk getting a hand job?
seems a bit too green.

[deleted] SO MUCH
     GAME LOVE CANNOT COMPREHEND.
I just left the group.

Everybody who
     doesn't believe in Jesus
is going to HELL!!!

Also, the parents
     pay tuition no matter
what the students do.

You can get it down
     to around 350ish if its just
for surfing the web.

Even if it means
     destroying communities
and ruining lives.

It's basically our
     provincial relations summed
up in one image.

or woman Yes, there
     is a thanksgiving event
going on right now.

As far as I know,
     the only meat she doesn't
eat is pork. What? No.

I mean if you were
     being saved why would you help
anyone else out?

But its not, markets
     are not, and you keep pointing
in that direction.

Why? It also keeps
     someone lazy like me from
seeing your comic.

As a policy
     debater, there isn't *too*
much prep between rounds.

[deleted] i am
     finding it funny how much
MORE spam there is now.

Did you try cancelling
     from your itinerary
to avoid the fee?

[deleted] He used
     the same amount of commas
you did. I'm not sold.

If you have to ask...
     Awesome. Thanks. Scare tactics? Sure.
Terrorism? No.

It is not really
     the flavor but the texture
that puts me off it.

Ok what I mean
     is, where else do you propose
we route the pipeline?

Also, when I get
     too stoned sometimes, my legs will
start shaking, kind of.

As a Muslim, you'd
     take as much mercy as you
could get any day.

The internet has
     made me miss subtlety. Ugh.
Novelty account.

Some people wear socks
     with them in the winter, but
I don't go for that.

"All rights reserved" is
     the default, but not only
copyright notice.

You may believe so,
     but previously I would
have tagged you as such.

I think it is true
     because, in secondary,
you have much less yeast.

Let it go. He didn't
     want the name out there so let's
leave it well alone.

After two visits.
     I've come to the conclusion
since then that I'm not.

I had just channel
     surfed and heard the song and got
the gist of the show.

It is actually quite
     easy to find a job if
you are qualified.

But here there is no
     release in death, the only
release is madness.

Have you taken time
     out of your day to tell them
to go fuck themselves?

That's some heavy Bass.
     Pretty early in the year
to use your E word.

I'm sure an AT would
     leech more power than an MT.
I think you're correct.

Smoking fucking hot.
     But that doesn't mean I want
to have sex with them.

I watch all that shit
     From American Choppers,
to Ice road Truckers.

Okay, I'll check, but
     only on the hot women.
I'll consider this!

I'm hoping to get
     one of the buzz aldrin or
john glenn signed photos.

First of all we KNOW
     there ARE serious adverse
effects to vaccines.

Now we have to think
     about what the goal of our
morality is.

Some researchers said
     their move north would be a good
thing in the long run.

His first attempt was
     better, I totally didn't
follow the second.

I could be wrong though.
     [deleted] Beat on the brats
with a baseball bat!

Also you were on
     contract, you did not get 'laid
off' as you put it.

It is asleep Yeah,
     that's the one reason I liked
our math department.

I usually think
     something about the same when
I see this picture.

[deleted] agreed,
     but at least you can still get
the teen price... Ok.

Then he suddenly
     began acting like the world's
greatest hockey fan.

And then we die, sick,
     incarcerated into
slavery and debt.

It will take some time,
     but eventually, you'll start
seeing a difference.

I know the dangers
     and the issues in living
paycheck to paycheck.

The US is starting
     to resemble a failed state
in many respects.

I hope one way or
     another he'll soon have some
super cool parents!

hence, "needed killin"
     This is what people have been
saying all along.

swim across it till
     you are out of the rip tide
then swim in to shore.

Glass screens exist, must
     in most situations you
don't even need one.

Freedom of speech is
     also pretty foolish, if
you think about it.

Not like we want you
     to stand up for a major
controversial cause.

Sometimes I just start
     writing and the theme changes
so I go with that.

She should have split up
     with him then obviously,
but she was too scared.

I do let her eat
     crackers walking around, but
that is about it.

We cannot know what
     the original texts were
in their pristine state.

You will get stronger.
     If you have a good diet
you will look better.

Casual observers
     would think the cat is being
taken by surprise.

This is why unions
     have so much less influence
than they used to have.

Anyone else click
     this topic and hope it was
their SO that posted?

Do moderately
     wealthy people have to turn
their back on the poor?

He's alive and still
     has no sense of timeliness.
My thoughts exactly.

I've wanted to but
     the threat of "The Wahlberg" is
too frightening. Really?

Whichever you hear
     first is bound to make a big
difference, I'll admit.

My suggestion is
     to drag her into a sex
shop and let her pick.

I've made too many
     compromises already.
Too many retreats.

They turn entire
     comments sections into pun
threads, and we fall back.

Better still, you can
     get her to make new habits
and follow your rules.

When are you going
     to bring it home so we can
take it to the range!

I apologize
     for attributing that last
paragraph to you.

It's not that hard. Great.
     Thanks. I accidentally
did this to my ex.

When it comes to crime
     statistics, you're standing on
very shaky ground.

They're centrist, if that.
     Has Jones really even been
truly tested yet?

He really hasn't
     faced any of the top guys
yet, which is puzzling.

I don't mean to come
     on strong, but this sort of thing
really reaches me.

that means you are lost.
     that's the only way you would
be in bebee, ar.

That religious schools
     are a form of child abuse,
and should be outlawed.

I don't know if I'll
     feel the same way the next time
I find a girlfriend.

His name is Robert
     Paulson. Oh my those are curves
are unstoppable!

Was pretty cool just
     because it's the first time I've
seen a bird that way.

I am interested.
     That's pretty much exactly
what happened to me.

Nonsense, there hasn't
     been a dragon in these parts
in a thousand years!

Edit: Great Britain
     didn't have to collapse to give
up their empire.

i think our bodies
     are protecting ourselves from
another bad trip.

But I *am* right, you
     don't even make any sense
in your arguments.

Budget for a few
     years then get back on your feet.
Just a suggestion.

She wasn't even
     doing household chores she was
doing a man's job!

Okay, hopefully
     we can get going once we're
less busy with school.

Just saying maybe
     you should know m ore about
the subject matter.

I'm very thankful
     to have a job I fucking
love, for the most part.

[deleted] Lie on
     your back with your head over
the edge of the bed.

Also, if you want
     to drop examples I'm not
going to complain.

White when the goal is
     to seem pure or virtuous.
Just my opinion.

However, i don't
     care about the flex fuel or
hydrogen fuel cells.

You cannot know what
     the future brings you cannot
control everything.

The draw with Dragon
     Age's dialogue system
is that it was grey.

In fact, the second
     time I didn't read it at all
and second guessed you.

The point is that if
     you wanted to see something
you had to be there.