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It doesn't say yo
     can't be a mean clown, naughty
clown, etc.

Without the right field
     baggie how will Target Field
keep anything fresh?

Confirm me that you're
     adult so that I may say
what I truly think.

If this is your point
     then we are not arguing
about anything.

Also. If you or
     your SO are at all jealous
people DON'T DO IT!

I feel they don't much
     do anything but debate
around in circles.

These are the people
     who make regulations like
this necessary.

What in sam hell is
     wrong with putting up crosses
for fallen troopers?

What is the purpose?
     Sometimes it's because complex
language is needed.

When you stood up there
     was goo all over your clothes.
Your hands were sticky.

I don't allow it.
     Not when it comes to people
with guns anyway.

Stress levels in war
     are not an excuse to act
like an animal.

Some people handle
     the pressure better and are
better at debate...

I found a packaged
     up letter to God one day
while I was fishing.

There's plenty of pain
     and stress and sorrow that comes
with being alive.

As long as there is
     no sex involved, I wouldn't
worry about it.

I very rarely
     drink it so I forget how
much some people drink.

Who has a house phone,
     let alone a rotary
phone anymore! Shit!

Is it me or does
     she look like a black Peter
Griffin? Beautiful.

[deleted] Well that's
     how it would work if you were
taxed for it too. Quite.

Quite. [deleted] What
     if you have a serious
case of apathy?

its above ok
     good not ok good but great
good ok now. Get.

The Congress may not
     establish an official
national religion.

I think auto is
     kind of ruining control
over your vision.

But get your facts right.
     Bush was never "raising red
flags" over the Macs.

Crude oil only means
     that is unrefined, it can
actually be quite thin.

What I don't get is
     why do we send robots up
there to begin with?

One day Portland will
     be known for something other
than Voodoo Doughnuts..

You'd be surprised how
     many bugs and critters love
cannabis as well.

Fucking barbaric.
     And if you don't like it UN,
you can sanction me.

Its the logical
     opposite of the "something from
nothing" argument.

People are so smug
     and rude when they have NO CLUE
what is going on!

You get whatever
     Notch makes for the game for free
after you buy it.

Burned by typecasting.
     Romeo y Julieta
petit corona.

Would have been pretty
     funny if we both posted
about the same guy.

Was the guy a dick?
     No. He was nice and polite,
and things went smoothly.

If I had nothing
     better to do I'd probably
screw with him right back.

The high from smoking
     and the high from eating is
completely different.

Not an accident,
     but a seemingly willful
attempt at rebirth.

people some how think
     this is a great feat, its not.
Latoya Jackson...

It's not just the top
     part that's "wide", but the bottom
and soul of the shoe.

Regardless, I cringe
     every time I hear the term
"Jewish Holocaust".

It's just easier
     to automatically hate
people isn't it?

Saying Escape from
     Monkey Island alone is
just coincidence.

[deleted] Why do
     all Germans do their hair like
twilight characters?

If you're not and you
     want one I have quite a few
just lying around.

And in fact, she does
     die there and mentions she needs
to get some samples.

Teach me more. Too soon?
     No I refuse to listen
to him anymore.

The person Stallworth
     hit with his car purposely
ran into traffic.

But the distinction
     I'm trying to make his between
teaching and training.

I guess my title
     is a little misleading;
yes, this is the case.

You might get better
     data if you poll by race
instead of gender.

I doubt most people
     assume someone faked their death
in a suicide.

Heh... I think that CO
     might have been my scoutmaster
when I was a kid.

I never did, but
     I know some girls who did more
than just their first time.

Perhaps "Fuck that" would
     be more descriptive, but Fuck
You for saying it.

I can't wait for Fall.
     I love Fall. It's the perfect
temperature, you know?

Overall the world's
     education system seems
to suck at history.

I'm just surprised when
     people are like, oh yeah there
are theories for that.

A lot of homeless
     people have shit tons of debt...
hence their homelessness.

I still celebrate
     every anniversary
with them. That's funny.

Bart: Party Posse
     we rule the earth, the greatest
band since... musics birth?

Instead of getting
     into a flurry, I stop
and take a deep breath.

That I made a joke
     and some asshole had to shit
in my cereal.

You're imagining
     all the dirty things you too
could do together.

Yeah, they could be good,
     but I've never been able
to listen to it.

I actually opened
     this thread hoping to pick up
some advice myself.

its above ok
     good not ok good but great
good ok now. Get.

Actually I think means
     how the CAPITALISTS did
in American.

I am responding
     only to the logic laid
out by my parent.

Trust me, the court loves
     the respect and most people
dress poorly in court.

[deleted] There are
     certain aspects where you MUST
be treated fairly.

welcome to battle
     dot net two point oh if you
aren't okay with it.

Dave Chappelle describes
     his mushroom experience
as 'not background shit'.

Any man would cheat
     given the right temptation
and situation.

Whatever I can
     do to further this is is
good in my book. Cheers!

The insurance YOU
     keep advocating only
pays THE MINIMUM.

So I'm sorry if
     I made you feel bad, as you
have no reason to.

Have you ever been
     drunk and passed a set of swings
or a jungle gym??

so there is a huge
     difference in trial time between
life and death sentence.

Walk around the block.
     Once you get used to that, walk
longer distances.

I took Young Drivers
     as well, another well run
government service.

But it won't work most
     times the other way around.
What's it gonna be?

[deleted] No, but
     that's mostly because I don't
live under a rock.

Check out Peter North
     here I do agree with you,
to a certain point.

Was the punishment
     making them go to the *next*
Christian concert? Um...

I think that's what I'm
     going to use from now on,
let's see... Thanks a lot!

Watching, it seemed like
     Cruz would grab his legs and he'd
just sit down for him.

I dated a deaf
     girl for a while and we were
at a museum.

Way dirtier than
     the federal stuff, but it does
go bang and it's cheap.

Every time I hear
     this all I can think about
are conspiracies.

mau5 has his a bit
     more stereo, and yours sounds
drowned out and mono.

Also, try Snappy
     and set it to Home short hold
in Activator.

The OP is probably
     talking about teenagers,
not like little kids.

Maybe you don't need
     to let the water run just
to let it warm up.

You found a story
     online and are pretending
to be that person.

I can't really help
     you, but I learned something new
about Hosting. Thanks!

I wasn't getting
     the protein I needed nor
enough calories.

You might be able
     to beat Pavel but Alex
is a true athlete.

[deleted] crazy
     eights by tapes n' tapes What. The.
Fuck. how's that coming?

My car has power
     locks and manual windows.
I know what it's like.

I agree with this,
     but I think that's one reason
relationships suck.

She still loves you too.
     Falling in love is the best
feeling in the world.

Since you recognize
     your shortcomings, I hope you
can grow out of them.

How much of their web
     presence would you say you are
responsible for.

[deleted] eh, you'd
     be better off teaching them
Mexican Spanish.

It's times like these you
     realize your age and how much
you've wasted your life.

Who knows, maybe while
     searching we'll find the fabled
"Brianna" system.

Anyway, maybe
     I'll ask our Board lawyer if
he knows the answer.

I'll send a postcard
     once in a while to let you
know I'm still alive".

how about you try
     some caffeinated coffee
and wake the fuck up?

In a lot of these
     drug and DUI cases,
there are no victims.

Battery life will
     probably improve and it will
stay cool for longer.

Alternate com will
     be by two soup cans attached
by a piece of string.

I think that fact would
     make requesting it that much
more amazing. No.

I think Joe Weider
     has something to say to you
in the parking lot.

Any idea
     how fast you can run the 400m?
What about the mile?

Because of this there
     will not be competition
between hospitals.

"So, I noticed you,
     and I cared enough to try
to track you down." "Oh.

I would guess it's saved
     more than one. The oil is gone.
Can you see it? Nope.

It's too much! Try not
     to mix up the subjective
with the objective.

It's pretty clear you
     obviously don't know what
you're talking about.

Where did I espouse
     my personal opinion?
Honestly confused.

I haven't gone through
     anything yet, but this looks
like a good find. Thanks.

it was hard to get
     into a guild that did more
than spider wing tho.

And a shit storm on
     you if you ever assume
one or the other.

If by "defying"
     you *actually* mean "Obeying".
Then yeah, "defying".

We do not want this.
     Understand? Shouldn't you be
*flying* your glider?

I didn't really think
     the qualifications were
very high at all.

Certainly the most
     representative one we've
had in my lifetime.

You look pretty good.
     I think that you have nothing
to worry about.

Because he fucked up
     like an idiot but still
came out on top? Nice.

I think she just likes
     Rent, and you're reading a bit
too much into it.

Just bid what you think
     would be reasonably cheap,
but don't work for free.

[deleted] #SOMEONE
     BRING THE EYE WASH! [deleted]
Holy fuck. Keyboard.

Generally, I find
     I am considered too short
to be convenient.

Now I don't grow hair
     in that part of the eyebrow
from the scar it left.

I saw The Postman
     recently and thought it was
as bad as I feared.

UGH. You do realize
     that your time on this planet
is limited, right?

Drinks, dorm room, do her.
     The last woman I touched flinched
away in disgust.

Maybe you are right.
     Orthodox have loyalty
to one only; Christ.

if it's cold, wouldn't
     you want to be near something
which loses more heat?

I love him to death
     and no I haven't caught him
doing it again.

It feels like there are
     many almost great novels
but with many flaws.

It doesn't matter
     if it's a thinking man's game
or a run and gun.

For example, let's
     pretend that is real name was
George or Gregory.

The main characters
     go though a lot of abuse
for most of the film.

They did actually, all
     up and down the Barbary
coast, the white slave trade.

This plume was found last
     June. June 19th to 28th
to be specific.

Looks like we crashed it.
     [deleted] Yeah Australian
shows are pretty bad.

Just be who you are.
     [deleted] How can Fox news
even be legal?

I'm not sure if I'm
     describing it well, but I'm
not sure I'll do it.

Vote below the line,
     every singe box, and YOUR votes
are the ones that count.

Trust me when I say
     from that day on, you will all
be walking funny!

Felt like a mismatch.
     You really think Henderson
can't get him down though?

For the rest of us
     though, there is a clear difference
between the parties.

So what? The final
     argument was completely
off point however.

I've had my close calls.
     I have a friend who I messed
around with one night.

With my car busted,
     it's hard to grocery shop like
I used to. oh, you.

Thanks a lot, but I'm
     getting tired of seeing
beheaded women.

If more people start
     doing this, you might get what
you want. Why thank you.

No one's stopping you.
     You just like saying "Jews are
controlling the world".

Well, I currently
     work as a research chemist
in Water Treatment.

We get out of our
     movie and his family is
nowhere to be found.

After they get you
     once, they will keep trying to milk
you for more money.

Not giving a shit,
     I am.... after a while you
start writing your own.

Does anybody
     know what kind of suit he is
wearing in that clip?

[deleted] He was
     too busy building his ground
zero mosque. Sounds lame?

You don't have the right
     to falsely accuse someone
in a public place.

The best thing to do
     is to stay away from her.
Don't talk. Don't email.

Whatever you do,
     don't kill yourself "for" her or
to get back at her.

Sneaky! Fingerprints,
     blood splatter from when he shot
the cop in the face.

If it continues
     overnight, then this probably
isn't your issue.

Take lots of photos
     and share them and get feedback.
That's how you get good.

Otherwise it's like
     doing it half in quicksand
and half on dry land.

I think the cat has
     blown all of your arguments
out of the water.

[deleted] Not Hot?
     My friend, that is the hottest
thing I've seen all week.

If I were in you're
     shoes I wouldn't turn a deaf
ear to her just yet.

Now, slap him. If he's
     not pissed off, do it again.
Still not mad? Repeat.

The free market has
     worked out pretty well so far,
Mr. Bomb. Thank you.

Quit having first world
     children, and they'll stop throwing
away computers.

Java fucking sucks
     ass compared to ANYthing
on a Windows box.

Better one: "Commerce
     with all nations, alliance
with none" That makes sense.

see you in spring dude
     Well the travel time from home
to work is lower.

Either way, betting
     the Bills is a death sentence
for your pocket book.

Sure, it tasted like
     shit, but at least my roommates
stopped leaching off me.

Insane Clown Posse
     should offer a dental plan
with their next album.

His name was Logan
     Whitehurst, and he died of brain
cancer some years back.

We may never know
     what really became of him.
We may never know.

Guess I never built
     my tolerance up enough.
Need to work on that.

They have the largest
     Monet collection around
or something like that.

Why half? Drugs didn't mess
     up your best friend, your best friend
messed up your best friend.

This is a really
     great, kind of existential
view, of the issue.

This is Science, not
     to see which adult is more
morally deprived.

You think black people
     can't pronounce "nigger" the way
other people can?

This helps to reduce
     recoil at range while also
conserving ammo.

But I guess the cross
     represents a religion
(Christianity?)

I always donate
     to the Houston Alzheimer's
Association.

It's just another
     form of socialism when
you think about it.

Do we have to let
     every religion hang its
dogma in public??

Flash sucks ass on it.
     However it is on more
than just the Nexus.