Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #340416

Sex sells. I doubt he'd
     want an ugly guy working
as a host, either.

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Haiku #340417

What's the duration
     and dosage of the cycle?
Great video bro.

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Haiku #340418

This song has a great
     riff though, a little faster
than their normal stuff.

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Haiku #340419

It's almost like you
     have to stay alive if you
want to help others...

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Haiku #340420

There is a lot more
     going on in my brain than
I know how to share.

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Haiku #340421

16-team conferences make
     just as much sense, if not more,
than 18-team conferences.

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Haiku #340422

Why not? yes, he's on
     the bench Agreed, simple but
effective skin change.

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Haiku #340423

Even if that's not
     the case, it's still a very
small issue for me.

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Haiku #340424

I've worked out before,
     and had lots of supplements
from my old roommate.

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Haiku #340425

By "Cobalt Horns" do
     you mean the Devil Horns or
the Unicorn horn?

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Haiku #340426

It is so much more
     convenient and easier
to adjust grind size.

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Haiku #340428

The steps I listed
     above only took a week-
and then I was done.

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Haiku #340429

In the war on drugs,
     it is the public that lost.
Back with an update.

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Haiku #340430

However after
     following the steps listed
here so far so good.

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Haiku #340431

If we had to do
     another long distance move
i'd do the same thing.

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Haiku #340432

It doesn't work like
     betrayal, the minions aren't
hitting each other...

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Haiku #340433

This is the reason
     i never follow twitch links,
pretty much ever.

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Haiku #340434

All I'm saying is
     that if you want something done
"right" do it yourself.

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Haiku #340435

It's the only book
     I've thrown across the room when
I was done with it.

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Haiku #313337

Expect there to be
     armed encampments near every
vital area.

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Haiku #340436

For specialized fields
     I agree that a degree
is necessary.

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Haiku #340437

It'll be fine. Thanks man.
     Yeah I fucked with the color
in an editor.

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Haiku #340438

If he is the one
     sending the offers, i'd take
that in a heart beat.

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Haiku #340583

Only thing worse would
     be catching her on camera
saying the n word.

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Haiku #340584

There will probably be
     way more noles fans than canes fans
if that is the case.

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Haiku #308159

Pretty basic but
     exactly what I wanted.
Not much else to say.

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Haiku #340585

Plus Diamond Storm has
     much much more utility
than Ancient Power.

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Haiku #340586

Theoretically.
     It was a component but
not the component.

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Haiku #340587

I loved Candlestick
     though so I'd put up with it's
flaws to watch baseball.

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Haiku #340588

When the team was sold
     either of the times it should
have been sorted then.

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Haiku #340589

Their families were more
     important than work, and there's
nothing wrong with that.

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Haiku #340590

So don't get baffled,
     I just couldn't know you were
one of the good ones.

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Haiku #340591

I took Hansen two
     semesters ago and her
exams were awful.

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Haiku #340592

Why would we eat up
     minimum quality but
not high quality?

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Haiku #340593

What an awesome sketch
     and quote. I'm super jealous.
Where'd you get it done?

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Haiku #340594

[deleted] If you
     don't look directly at it,
you get used to it.

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Haiku #340595

Although if you're first
     trying out nipple stuff, maybe
don't start with clothes pins.

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Haiku #340596

Maybe we can do
     like once a month, that'll be
easy to maintain.

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Haiku #340597

I don't remember
     Pence criticizing Trump, or
saying he was wrong.

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Haiku #340598

I smoke weed. I can
     stop if I want to, it's not
addictive to me.

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Haiku #340599

I feel they fire too
     fast and waste more ammo than
is necessary.

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Haiku #340602

Could you give a brief
     rundown of what program you
used to delete those?

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Haiku #340603

At this point, I can't
     even tell if you guys are
joking anymore.

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Haiku #340604

I'm good either way.)
     Azura? Is that the base
you are looking for?

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Haiku #340605

It's a good starting
     ground to get more familiar
with rules and deck types.

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Haiku #340606

We have to rely
     on people letting us know
about these monsters.

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Haiku #340607

Appreciate it.
     [deleted] Valve has nothing
to do with gambling.

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Haiku #340608

Gym attackers can
     see what they are up against
and plan in advance.

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Haiku #340609

Protected though, but
     still 'missing' the period
was always scary.

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Haiku #340610

At the debates, though,
     I thought to myself "I love
this guy's policies!

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Haiku #340611

I'm the only one
     who's thinking that she wasn't
able to pull it?

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Haiku #340612

Like a rolling stone.
     I'm talking about clothing
but not the gear set...

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Haiku #340613

Have a good night.) Do
     you have enough room for it?
Hopefully you do.

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Haiku #340614

Respectfully, where
     are you from? I didn't want to.
But I had to. Rent.

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Haiku #340615

[removed] Why not I've
     always been entertained by
how fast he draws these.

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Haiku #340616

Thanks. I thought it was
     up to the current episode,
but that's for comments.

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Haiku #340617

Flight attendants are
     telling people all Samsung's
in many cases.

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Haiku #340618

How do you know if
     the stats are false if you don't
even research them?

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Haiku #340619

Other people are
     giving you the right advice,
so I won't pile on.

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Haiku #340620

I know, what the hell
     would pausing it do other
than stop it wow nice!

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Haiku #340621

I have never seen
     that trainer on a gym since
I made the report.

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Haiku #340622

In many cases,
     this isn't the blue collar
worker anymore.

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Haiku #340623

I've literally called
     my dad's friends over to try
and break the anger.

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Haiku #340624

They just have problems
     like all of us and are trying
to express themselves.

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Haiku #340625

Except many deaths.
     I feel like you may have some
issues with women.

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Haiku #340626

He came very close
     to breaking it when he was
pushing his limits.

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Haiku #340627

And you say why do
     we want it to be someone
that's always present?

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Haiku #340628

I'm only stating
     that it's an entirely
different paradigm.

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Haiku #340629

And he has never
     had a public position
to fully exploit.

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Haiku #340630

But it was pretty
     much just standing still for him.
Prefabs in Ireland.

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Haiku #340631

Doesn't give a fuck.
     Shit, that burger was submerged
for seconds. Sickening.

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Haiku #340632

In what way? I don't
     see mode tutorials or
training resources.

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Haiku #340633

Or unless they just
     relentlessly shove it down
other people's throats.

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Haiku #340634

If your trying to school
     somebody maybe you should
do your research first.

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Haiku #340635

Cutting him made since
     as he kind of gave up trying
to adapt to it.

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Haiku #340636

Meanwhile other fast
     food places get orders wrong
much more frequently.

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Haiku #340637

Yeah, I just mentioned
     the things one needs to do, not
how to do them though.

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Haiku #340638

Sorry for the late
     reply, was pretty busy.
Thanks for everything!

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Haiku #340639

The US doesn't know
     what winning is, just killing
and selling weapons.

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Haiku #340640

I think you are right.
     It is an old CA car. Yeah,
but I'm fine with that.

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Haiku #340641

Awesome classic scent
     Ozark mountain My favorite
Glacial lemon chill.

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Haiku #340642

I had no fucking
     idea why people were
saying "I am me".

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Haiku #340643

I don't understand
     your logic here- please explain;
love to hear your thoughts.

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Haiku #340644

When ye meet those who
     disbelieve in battle, turn
not your backs to them.

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Haiku #340647

Yeah, George really seemed
     to be feeling cynical
when he wrote that one.

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Haiku #340648

I will be driving
     to Orlando tomorrow.
Good luck and stay safe!

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Haiku #340649

Hasn't liked me since,
     but has toed the line as far
as policy goes.

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Haiku #340650

Most of my shopping
     is done at aldi, wally
world or dollar stores.

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Haiku #340651

I would like people
     to stop making threads where no
one can answer that.

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Haiku #340652

Update: Based on their
     all clear alert it sounds like
that may be the case.

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Haiku #340653

He's also big on
     handling things naturally if
at all possible.

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Haiku #340797

I wouldn't rule out
     on Mario Maker not
making a return.

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Haiku #340798

do you really want
     to have a relationship
with someone like that?

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Haiku #340799

Please do more of these
     for every thing in the world.
This is amazing.

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Haiku #340800

that's an interesting
     choice, my initial thought was
rolling with Rudolph.

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Haiku #340801

Also rarely do
     guys put "looking for a tight
pussy" in their ads.

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Haiku #340802

They're soft and sexy.
     They're different from his body.
They are part of me.

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Haiku #340803

And its not like there
     aren't a ton of contenders
he should be fighting.

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Haiku #340804

I know you're mad, but
     you can't just argue against
basic math like that.

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Haiku #340805

That they think if you
     have a family that you are
more responsible.

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Haiku #340806

That's because he comes
     on in the luxury dog
hotel travel case.

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Haiku #340807

IMO, stainless is
     worth the extra investment,
but to each their own.

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Haiku #340808

But if I laid down
     rigid rules, I would not be
telling you the truth.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340809

The constant surprise
     gave his muscles the added
stimuli to grow.

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Haiku #340810

"Get the 6th night
     free" or whatever works best
for your bottom line.

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Haiku #340811

Thank you. He has been
     absolutely fantastic
since our turnaround.

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Haiku #340812

So it basically
     grounds her until the CD
is reset again.

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Haiku #340813

Really like how well
     you can see the results by
picking winning teams.

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Haiku #340814

If it just blows hard
     and rains, everything will be
normal next weekend.

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Haiku #340815

All you've done is point
     to one sub on one social
media platform.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340816

The ball just happened
     to go to him and he took
off running with it.

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Haiku #340817

Agreed. It makes no
     sense for it to count for one
and not the other.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340818

If Sandy had hit
     Florida, most people would
have just shrugged it off.

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Haiku #340819

I don't have great skin,
     and I feel that foundation
exaggerates that....

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Haiku #340820

not on there, just makes
     everything more confusing.
Wow did I see you?

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Haiku #340821

What a better way
     to go than to drink bleach due
to Bleach. Stealing this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340822

Sadist. Nothing wrong
     with some nice pussy lips yo
Don't discount yourself.

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Haiku #340823

I'm focused solely
     on their body language, words,
and my surroundings.

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Haiku #340824

He ends every fight
     with a single punch and saved
the world in the end.

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Haiku #340825

I read the manga
     too, he will repeat the same
thing in season two.

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Haiku #340826

I take it to mean
     the refugees are welcome,
religion is not.

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Haiku #340827

read the link and will
     tell you about it and what
upgrades you can get.

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Haiku #340828

Conversely, its like
     the people who need the most
boost just can't get it.

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Haiku #340829

Orange can only
     be let into the circle
in odd number years.

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Haiku #340830

Yeah. The absolute
     worst part is my dad will not
be employable.

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Haiku #340831

Lasers are super
     fun and it builds really well
into the wolf tree.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340832

My Biology
     Teacher was the coach and was
super chill with us.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340833

That was inherent
     in the design of his "prank",
to terrify you.

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Haiku #340834

I mean, thy even
     call my light King Air "Super"
every now and then.

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Haiku #340835

However it is
     sad to me that it excludes
so many people.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340836

Also I don't see
     much emphasis on citing
source material.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340837

I'm not a member
     though-- maybe it's different if
you have an account?

Score: 0          

Haiku #340838

Dogs love me!" then get
     offended when he tucks his
tail and runs away.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340839

We've both worked really
     hard to be able to be
in this position.

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Haiku #340840

That's the best view I've
     seen that I can remember.
You married by chance?

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Haiku #340841

You do you. The thing
     is, cats don't express themselves
like humans and dogs!

Score: 0          

Haiku #340842

Thank you very much.
     Yeah, so I'm quite curious
about your gender.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340843

That's cool. Your dress is
     sick, it stands out because its
not a plain white dress.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340844

Okay, moving on.
     **Movement** Your platform movement
is actually not bad.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340845

That's exactly what
     I mean. If it was a clean
lap, you'd be up there.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340846

What degree are you
     pursuing, and why Brazil
in particular?

Score: 0          

Haiku #340847

Talk more about this-
     what are you thinking? *honk* Hey!
You two almost hit!

Score: 0          

Haiku #340848

The other is week,
     but they survive long enough
to do some damage.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340849

We were the only
     people allowed to because
we were always there.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340850

I was driving home
     on the freeway one day on
my alternate route.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340851

You look like a punk
     and act like a punk, you'll get
treated like a punk.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340852

they just simply need
     access to someone to talk
to and work things out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340853

I can do something
     similar when I pee first
thing in the morning.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340854

**LITERALLY** WORST PATCH
     IN THE HISTORY OF PATCHES!
Love that nice tight ass!

Score: 0          

Haiku #340855

That said, police were
     probably there to make sure there
was no incident.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340857

They certainly don't
     need you breathing down their neck
Infuriating.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340858

Also computers
     hate me, so ill be doing
all of em by hand.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340859

I wouldn't worry
     the first week (probably longer
since you've been handling).

Score: 0          

Haiku #340860

I want that IBIS!
     I've stitched one together, it's
pretty big though (5205x2928).

Score: 0          

Haiku #340861

But now the guy I'm
     going with (and me too) is
having second thoughts.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340862

That still doesn't change
     the fact that the machines look
completely different.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340863

Make her swallow May
     not have a camper after
the hurricane hits.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340865

All current life on Earth
     descended from a single
common ancestor.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340866

He's celebrated
     now but in his time, he would
have been demonized.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340867

Its selection was
     fine they seemed way overstocked
on everything Rams.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341005

Just be with different
     variety of people
as much as you can.

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Haiku #341006

You cannot even
     get to the defense under
that scenario.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341007

I'm not on any
     social media at all,
and I'm still single.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341008

You might want to read
     through my replies with other
posters on this thread.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341009

But with that being
     said, i'm all about the round
table discussion.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341010

It's one of those things
     where as long as the engine
is running, it's bad.

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Haiku #341011

They feel pretty close.
     The shuffle on matte Dragon
Shields is really smooth.

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Haiku #341012

Debating between
     flexing Fitzgerald tonight
or Landry Sunday.

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Haiku #341013

Save nothing if you
     think the business will give you
everything you need.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341014

OP4 difficulty
     so it's not like I'm farming
on normal either.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341015

Located right above
     the trigger and easier
to work with your thumb.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341016

You wouldn't believe
     how many people ask me
"How are you?" each day.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341017

[deleted] That's not
     how it is calculated,
you're totally wrong.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341018

After a driving
     accident, you survive but
end up in coma.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341019

I rarely ever
     shoot anything wide open,
so I should be safe!

Score: 0          

Haiku #341020

It was the only
     game my friends and I came back
to multiple times.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341021

But I think you know
     that and you're feigning outrage.
Thanks for the update!

Score: 0          

Haiku #341022

Because I wanna
     leave time warner so bad! Thanks.
That's very tempting.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341023

The job market is
     already being flooded
with college degrees.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341024

We want a larger
     share, even if the market
declines in value.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341025

Definitely grow
     yours longer on top, and then
maybe all over.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341026

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341027

But if that's the main
     thing you're worried about it's
probably not for you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341028

Unfortunately,
     I can't get past the very
outdated graphics.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341029

He was amazing,
     I no longer hate going
to see the dentist.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341030

They do choose to, but
     only because it gets them
away from prison.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341031

I don't kill things, they're
     already dead, might as well
not waste the corpses.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341032

He'll be fine, but it's
     gonna sting for a minute
in a few seconds.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341033

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341034

That's my point. They were
     told not take his faith into
account, and they aren't.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341035

Unfortunately,
     nothing has been put forward
in the Great White North.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341036

It's not like high school
     where everyone is doing
the same thing all day.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341037

And then before *that*,
     and before *that*, and so on.
It will never end.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341038

I don't really trust
     one years data, I wanna
see it repeated.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341039

You want the wheel straight
     and not cocked off to the side
when the wheels are straight.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341040

Funny how often
     that occurs when it really
shouldn't They're Kiwis.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341041

EDIT that sounded
     salty as fuck, it isn't
meant to be x Hah!

Score: 0          

Haiku #341042

Thanks! so are adults.
     But you literally just think
that just to think it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341043

We packed up enough
     to get by in case we come
back and find nothing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341044

HE HOLDS THE FAMILY
     TOGETHER AND THE SHOW IS
ABOUT THE FAMILY.

Score: 0          

Haiku #341045

Jeez. That's terrible.
     Whereabouts are you if you
don't mind me asking?

Score: 0          


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