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Nine murders over
     six years and these guys lose faith
in german system?

The only difference
     is that these employees blow
things and people up.

If it weren't my own
     country doing this, it would
almost be funny.

Nice! Well they propose
     to replace property rights
with democracy.

Fuck, I lost it when
     I saw that 6th panel.
[deleted] Hey, thanks!

There are actually ways
     to easily break into
the economy.

Yes, it is correct.
     If you're not in a basement,
it is pretty good.

When you two can talk
     without being overly
enraged, ask what's wrong.

I want to know what
     game he's running. :P times up...
I live in Riyadh.

The Saudis sent troops
     to suppress the uprising
in Bahrain, didn't they?

Even this desperate
     Khmer Rouge soldier has a good
trigger discipline.

It runs all the way
     from Lansing to East Lansing,
and onto campus.

Glad someone else didn't
     rationalize it away
and spread the anger.

And, yes, the lurid
     message was black men using
drugs to get white girls.

You might wanna get
     checked out since you stood that close
to Ron Jeremy.

Go Ravens! Hi from
     Finland! What, is somebody
stopping you? Concerned?

it's just some weed dude.
     This happened to me a lot
at the beginning.

If you're serious
     about it, you will thank me
in a year or so.

how long that takes will
     differ from situation
to situation.

If the stuff if yours,
     I highly doubt they can come
close to taking it.

My best advice would
     be to not act on any
impulses you have.

Most of the former
     British colonies? Add hot
sauce lovely to hear!

I think that's all, but
     if I think of anything
else, I'll let you know.

But I think we'll just
     be going to the Great Lakes,
and no further north.

Marriage might be what
     you're aiming for, but clearly
not all of us are.

...and they continue
     to vote like Californians,
which just fucks us all.

Loved it! [deleted]
     It seems a bit lopsided
to the left for me?

What company is
     "destroying communities
out of existence"?

The Howie Mandell
     picture was the most awkward.
Not you. Just Howie.

But now that his rights
     have been broken, he CAN do
something about it.

I have an android
     do to limited apple
support where I live.

I, on the other
     hand, thought it was fantastic.
This guy is a joke.

"Anything better
     than sitting here and wither
away" were my thoughts.

The Connection has
     better brownies and cookies
than Insomnia.

Thanks! When this happens,
     wouldn't we have created
the matrix? Oh my..

Pants in the after
     pic are already baggy
so you should ditch those.

At least in schools you
     get a new teacher every
year or semester..

[deleted] We're all
     drunk at Hamiltons This is
why I'm agnostic.

Your argument might
     have worked a few years ago
but not anymore.

I want to know what
     colors are available
at lower levels?

That is actually where
     I broke my disc golf cherry.
Go there all the time.

Before he cut it,
     it was past his shoulders if
you pulled the curls out.

:D Yours is still more
     impressive than any I've
ever done. Good Job!

ok, but how am
     I supposed to know when you've
read my user name?

WE HAVE PENISES.
     do you know how hard it is
to have one of these?

If they stop laughing
     then maybe you'll be able
to make some headway.

My uncle always
     makes that joke and I never
knew where it was from.

Consciousness without
     emotion would be a night
where all cows were black.

If you ever need
     help PM me and we'll get
through this together.

But, I would aver
     and say that it is the best
we've gotten so far.

I only live up
     the street so I visit White
Rock Coffee often.

When you eat turkey
     in Turkey do you always
acknowledge that fact?

We've seen several posts
     where people are in outrage
that he would do this.

[deleted] Lose some
     weight, you have a chubby face,
get a new wardrobe.

Good luck! Yeah, I tried
     Domination for a bit
and couldn't stand it.

And let the people
     with authority handle
the situation!

"Is plastic alright?"
     "Gold would be better." I think
you can turn 4G off.

I smoke a bit more
     and yell back to the room they're
in that I'm going.

When you really get
     into some games you like you
just don't feel the pain.

He's way funnier
     and his ranged abilities
aren't irrelevant.

Other than that, if
     you have a preference for "I'm
getting a coffee!

No I'm correct but
     I can see how you must make
that mistake a lot.

Who doesn't like meals
     with inanimate objects?
[](/c07) You the man Bob.

Glad you found something
     out of this, do you mind if
I ask what it was?

I believe that was
     in a Jacky Chen movie.
that's a bummer man.

and you are going
     to watch the lassie movie
on your playstation?

with her MIND this helps
     I can guarantee you he's
not the same person.

And if you don't want
     to keep it, no one makes you
attend byu.

Much more for Pablo
     Honey which is completely
ludicrous to me.

Businesses can pass
     far more down to employees
than they do, actually.

Or you could just move
     to Vietnam. Do you work?
Do you like your job?

Occupy Wallstreet
     is an example of class
warfare playing out.

If you do you might
     work with people who actually
don't. That's how life works.

I get excited
     and proceed to slowly put
my penis inside.

D:) Get over her.
     Just randomly going thru
new posts and saw this.

I have a new phone
     I probably use once every
two months. Sometimes less.

Agreed. Seems it all
     went downhill after the first
Transformers. Ah, good.

She is keeping you
     close because you make her feel
good about herself.

Can Ray alert his
     defense as to what the Pats
are going to do?

My money wouldn't
     increase her independence
or fix her problems.

You can disagree
     with her, but you have no right
to force her to change.

But I will dismiss
     the God of Joseph Smith based
on His character.

A few girls I've asked
     about it dislike it though.
No reason given.

"Sorry, I don't think
     this actually hurts you, and you
should calm down." Um, what?

Um, what? My favorite
     are the people asking Crash
to balance the game.

In regards to our
     sexual organs, the end
is reproduction.

It was really cool
     seeing the fleet ships moving
around below me.

Or he stole your clicks
     and a few seconds of time?
Who gives a shit then?

Usually drinking
     alone is due to a need,
and that is not cool.

[deleted] How much?
     They don't correct the problem,
only the symptom.

If they did I'd say
     go ahead and cut them off.
How about tonsils?

So long as you don't
     expect me to be unique
in every critique.

Pool would be the same.
     However, I do agree
with you. Ooh, good one!

Show this man some love.
     [deleted] That'd probably
break all kinds of laws.

I don't know... She's got
     something funky going on
with the one dimple.

And will the beta
     test map be reset before
the final release?

So obviously
     all the dogs showing issues
will be pure bred dogs.

Hated his scoring
     prowess with arsenal but
love him now on spurs.

No need for the first.
     Wrye Bash lets you change that when
building a bashed patch.

There's a ton of them.
     They only come out between
8pm and 11pm.

She's already done
     some pretty reckless things when
she was at her worst.

Use your sterilized
     scissors to cut the rotten
parts of the roots out.

Plenty of people
     in this forum have to work
up to the first week.

I was surprised, shocked,
     and a little disgusted
by what transpired.

Enjoy your day sir.
     Recycle Bin? I haven't
used that thing in years.

The short answer is
     that Austerity measures
didn't work for Hoover.

[deleted] FUCKING
     LOVE OUTLAW STAR. I wish more
seasons existed.

The best solution
     is really I think to just
get another job.

Claiming to be one
     when you are technically not,
has to be a law.

Yes please. That's the kid
     I've been trying to tell my friends
about all season.

I'd like opinions
     on how legible and how
obnoxious it is.

Keep it up, the past
     can't be changed, but the future
definitely can!

I got to this thread
     when I saw it on my front
page, for example.

More like the basic
     meals I can eat on my rest
days and workout days.

It's not right. Also,
     she doesn't have two full sleeves.
Lol, Bread huh?

[Here's a pic for those
     that are confused as to what
I'm referring to.

I see no difference.
     She fat now? Ah fantastic,
thank you, I see now.

Is there anything
     else malicious to worry
about on this site?

Jersey and sponsor
     will probably be announced by
the end of the month.

So you admit you
     have no sources to support
your assertions, then?

Maybe a little
     more than two or three years, but
still fairly recent.

I wouldn't even
     be bothered about his goals
if he set up more.

Just try little stuff,
     tug her hair just a bit or
spank her or something.

And both my children
     embraced it and are power
sleepers to this day.

If you are happy
     and fulfilled, that will translate
to your parenting.

If you don't want me
     to tell you what to do then
don't take my money.

Sleeping. I do this.
     I have one pile of black socks
and one pile of whites.

This has clearly been
     ripped from someone who has put
in a lot of work.

I bet there is some
     travel channel thing about
brothels or something.

The print heads get gummed
     up and dried out if you don't
use them all the time.

Most flight bags are just
     too big, structured, and bulky
in my opinion.

The dog just looked out
     the window all day waiting
for him to come home.

That's an opinion,
     and one I don't think is based
in reality.

I think it was Bar
     None In Manhattan, though now
I'm blurry on it.

people get salty
     at me all the time and it's
as simple as that.

and yes all i do
     is sit around and worry
about being cool.

It's his. Period.
     No amount of partisan
dancing changes that.

I guess they didn't leave
     all overcoats, canes, and top
hats with the doorman.

I'm not saying give
     drinking up entirely,
unless you want to.

All you gotta do
     is get the proportions right
and then it's magic.

I think that's the whole
     reason DA2 took place over
the course of ten years.

It Was Hot, We Stayed
     in the Water is also
pretty amazing.

I get home and just
     drink the rest of my beer while
watching a movie.

For me, Sonic would
     always interrupt his own
"Hey, it's not his speed!"

spend the day before
     smoking trees and simmering
your san pedro tea.

I've learned to adjust
     my daily schedule to take
this into account.

do you think the same
     thing happens when orcas read
bout apes and humans?

This is a made up
     republican concept like
"real america."

Yeah, I can't take that.
     Sorry man, but the choices
are just not for me.

CUT HIS FUCKING HEAD
     OFF!! Most horrific sweat shop
I have ever seen!

And if it did, then
     he certainly wouldn't be
much of a hero.

[deleted] Thank you
     good sir [deleted] Have you
asked him for it back?

Thank you for sharing!
     [deleted] It'll likely mean
FAR WORSE things than that.

Exactly. I bet
     most people will take very
good care of the trees.

get off your high horse,
     i could care less if you don't
"send" us a player.

We were recognized
     by UNESCO for being
such a diverse school.

Somebody else made
     the exact same complaint you
are talking about.

What will you do then?
     Cut your loses. Run. LIfe is
long, don't fuck yourself.

So brave. [deleted]
     Well, that would depend on what
you're trying to achieve.

If you miss, you've just
     given your best advantage
to your enemy.

Please **please** paragraph
     this wall of text so we can
read it and help you.

Women *really freak
     out* when there is a man is
in the women's room.

Not enough to be
     Lord of all? It's gotta be
Super Lord! Good Troll!

if you're installing
     from a disk, why go through steam
to do it at all?

Concessions are made
     to keep them safe. Let it go.
You totally are.

Perfect solution:
     Wake up your wife for kinky
sex, piss on her back.

5inch gun is standard
     on pretty much every ship
in the modern fleet.

What kind of issues?
     A friend of mine just picked one
up and he loves it...

Was there a breeze? :p
     O man you made me bust up
laughing at that one.

You let me win free
     hotels stays for life, and I'll
show you minimal.

More manly men? Well,
     he's certainly making me
wish I could punch him.

Aw, I came in here
     to say Boxcar and got scooped.
Glad you found it though!

You can hike through Big
     Cypress National Park or tube
down the Peace River.

Yellow? Punches right
     through multiple layers. Blue?
Shotgun effect. Black?

Are you me?? How much
     are you gonna be selling
each dog for? ...giraffe?

Touche. Polish shower.
     Be careful, we don't like new
people around here.

I'm a law student,
     and on paper, our country
is fucking brilliant.

Get out of my car.'
     You know what Mitt was thinking
as he walked away?...

So you were sincere.
     While simultaneously
being sarcastic?

Seriously, STOP!
     I tire easily from
these shitty pun threads.

Happy cake day! Yes.
     That and desert tan, forest
green, etc.

The US should not be
     interfering in Iran's
internal affairs.

The info comment
     shows up on his profile, but
not here in the thread.

I was brought up you
     marry one women and sleep
with that one women.

When tomorrow came
     I figured I'd have some fun
and take one or two.

I always heard "it's
     Adam and eve not Adam
and Steve" Italy.

we hung out again
     last night and this time she didn't
invite me upstairs.

now I know how tall
     all these celebrities are,
by comparison.

As you can see from
     above, it's all question marks.
I have no answers.

and take your money!
     I honestly would not mind
seeing that rematch.

Practically speaking,
     most of the stuff we've purchased
has had free shipping.

I love the kiddie
     chaos during the Twisted
Metal interview.

I was at the game.
     I can honestly say, No
one was scared of brees.

Thus, all (most) of those
     people in that industry
would get different jobs.

it's only a few
     calories and mint is great
for soothing stomachs.

DO I NEED TO PUT
     THE WHOLE TEAM ON MY BACK!?!" See
my other reply.

This is speaking from
     experience, and from friends
in the industry.

No, but it is good
     and it is reliable.
Doesn't matter, boobs.

I think he would be
     interested in helping you
out with the basics.

even if the drug
     wears off, your brain can still be
stuck thinking that way.

The only way you
     get though life sane is laughing
at the crazy things.