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Yum. Pats and Leafs fan?
     You wouldn't be very well
liked in Buffalo.

I'll leave when I'm good
     and ready YOU ARE SO ***BRAVE***
FOR POSTING THIS HERE!

We need an ARMY.
     Break out the twinkies! Agreed.
But, language changes.

If naive player
     takes that as "he can go through
the vents" then he dies.

Anyone in their
     right mind would not take solace
in killing people.

I said that nothing
     he posted shows he ACTUALLY
intends to use E85.

That California
     will get a high speed rail line?
Absolutely not.

We were the only
     two on the entire dance
floor that weren't grinding.

wait, why didn't you stay?
     sounds like a cool bunch of guys
trying to hook you up.

Some like to have them
     making out, but I guess that's
not necessary.

I don't understand
     why people want to hurt her,
she is really cute.

You cannot control
     his actions, but what you can
do, is not back down!

Which one is hiring?
     Which one pays more? Which one has
better benefits?

Martin was stoic.
     "I can't do it. Not now." His
words caught in his throat.

Very annoying.
     And who are you to judge me
for trying to be fit?

[deleted] I'm not
     even from America
how's the quality?

In fact, unless you
     actualize every thought,
it's still censorship.

Alpha that accrued
     this fall no one could admit
to being in it.

Your hottest pic yet,
     would love to replace either
finger with my tongue.

You don't really need
     to be angry or worried.
It was just dumb luck.

However you can
     enjoy the game thoroughly
without doing them.

Barley... [deleted]
     I am totally going
to buy one now! Thanks.

I love both of those
     dear ladies, and I would take
either one to bed.

I've been there. In fact,
     I just went there while I was
home for winter break.

I really really
     really hope this stays a thing.
I fucking love it.

On another note,
     [I think I love this picture.
She's totally psyched.

proper awareness
     will never be promoted
in the public school.

You will basically
     see what the enemy team
sees in their teammates.

You either gotta
     be clean shaven or go all
the way with the beard.

So my chances will
     at least be a little more
positive i think.

Looks like the super
     rich just raked in all the cash
then ran for the hills.

That's not saying much.
     My wife is the only who
would cry without me.

Don't know how many
     times I've seen them get away
with horrible shit.

Sorry, I know we've
     played before, but I've been bad
about that lately.

Ah yes. I just look
     at the entire album
and to be honest.

Their education,
     once the best in the Middle
East, is in shambles.

I have gotten bad
     numbers from that site before
during busy times.

Ever since he banged
     Sean Penn in Milk, I've wanted
to have his babies.

I told this one girl,
     and she asked me, "Wait, where is
Maine?" She had no clue.

I have a few friends
     who never do anything
but study all day.

[deleted] yeah, I'm
     sure you told her to lay back
and think of england.

The op knows what "real"
     agnostics are, and has said
so throughout the post.

I've been known to say,
     "when the Lord decides it's time."
Makes them think we can't.

I give you kudos
     for differentiating
between *good* and *fun*.

Right, because no one
     else in the world has ever
ever been misled.

I like you, why don't
     you come over to my house
and fuck my sister?

If he's paying his
     share, he can do whatever
he likes with the rest.

it's not like they're locked
     on a compound completely
cut off from the world.

OP made a mistake,
     the Denmark and Montreal
links are the same link.

PRAY TO THEM AND BE
     CLEANSED OF YOUR PAST SINS. They've changed
the High School since then.

The bully actually
     dipped kittens in kerosene
and lit them on fire.

For example, look
     at how ridiculed the Spike
TV Awards are.

I think religion
     has a *cultural* value
in society.

The fork technique has
     been suggested to me by
my Nutritionists.

Regardless, good game
     Packers fans, you have nothing
to be ashamed of.

But the latter one
     doesn't mean that if you're poor
then you should stay poor.

Your premises are
     misconceptions and I didn't
see a conclusion.

Though, I could be wrong.
     It's like a sixth sense we have.
How can I answer?

How can I answer?
     I can barely even see
the jeans you're trying on!

I am blown away
     by how amazing this old
movie looks and sounds.

Forever alone
     is vastly superior
to having roommates.

In the future, know
     black blown glass is most fragile.
Blue is most stable.

I don't need a card
     scanner very often, but
thanks for the info.

If the smell gets strong
     enough to stink up the room,
unplug the machine.

It was miles away
     from the sex ed we received
at our public school.

I'm too poor to buy
     new clothes so I'll be wearing
what I have for now.

They're part of the North
     American Empire.
"My dick feels like corn."

So you are a girl...
     just like the other person
who said tre a lot.

As an audience
     member, I must say this is
very powerful.

just to clarify.,.
     use the back of the spoon Why?
Think ur funny, punk?

And it's a secret
     to history because there's no
evidence for it.

Unfortunately,
     I had left some loose ties from
when I was single.

[deleted] I like
     Dan Brown. And there's nothing you
can do about it.

States' right really means
     that states have the right to be
bigoted islands.

The high school I was
     set to go to was renowned
for it's ruthlessness.

Befriend any sea
     life you might find, a talking
fish perhaps. Good luck!

Only option is
     top crack open the door or
get out completely.

She was a big deal
     on one of the forum sites
I used to go to.

If you want to move
     on effectively, do not
see her every week.

Did you actually throw
     your phone onto a roof, or
was that a typo?

Your higher ups will
     think it's broken and you can
get a free TV!

I actually don't think
     this mystery character
has been introduced.

Not sure if I should
     read thoroughly then start, or
just read as I go.

Hans Backe could never
     allow a successful year,
so we traded him.

[deleted] I think
     I laughed hardest at Elton
Johns disapproval.

Once the bride is well
     tested, give him a review
and any pointers.

It's even worse when
     you rub your eyes and forget
you have contacts in.

"You mean we can put
     ANYTHING here?" In the US
my shirt size is Large.

Not really the point,
     but when politicians do
this it bothers me.

Well, keep trying buddy.
     I hope I'm not too late on
this here karma train!

Felt kinda silly.
     I wanna get in behind
those hips girl. Which store?

There's only so much
     Subway one can eat before
getting sick of it.

You guys have proven
     that it's pointless to explain
why we don't like him.

Also, keeping stuff
     besides poop up your ass can
lead to health problems.

I don't think it's weird...
     I feel exactly the same
way most of the time...

and i really just
     wanted something i could cut,
paint, and then be done.

This is why it is
     justified to pick apple
out of the basket!

Hear hear! Finally,
     you acknowledged the reference
to a great movie.

I got my first one
     yesterday, same map, same gun,
same specialist perks.

EXPOUND. New legs, but
     still not ginger I see we're
both nice and riled up.

When I'm not, I don't.
     Answers I've received through prayer
have never been wrong.

Or at least about
     something different than the same
stuff we've been hearing?

I took my chances
     and my face burned for three days.
Decent haircut though.

But, Napoleon got
     all these crazy side effects
(Which really happened!)

I think fuel for both
     the carrier and the planes
should be factored in.

[deleted] I don't
     remember because I left
high school in the dust.

It's not fun to be
     shot, not even in the hand,
it's fucking nasty.

If you just wanna
     make out with girls and touch some
boobs then go with that.

The pool industry
     is doomed because pool sharing
has become rampant!

You'll be wearing them
     until you get issued boots
which may take awhile.

However I think
     he's right about the human
need for narratives.

I used to get sleep
     paralysis as a kid
every so often.

Like you hint at, it's
     typically the *parent* who
occupies that role.

However, they would
     continue to do these things
under state funding.

Man, I am so glad
     I don't have kids so I don't
have to share my toys.

WHAT!!! YOUR TEENAGE SON
     IS SHOWING SIGNS OF INTEREST
IN SEX WITH WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

It is extremely
     painful I heard and is caused
by clogged ovaries.

Now for an hour or
     so of Baby Cakes to wash
that out of my brain!

He would probably try
     to sell the pills, rather than
taking one himself.

Step on the locals,
     pretend you are leaving, then
step on them again.

Our Football star was
     Gay and the most popular
girl in school was trans.

I haven't played through
     all of Metro yet, or read
the books. Looking hot!!

A. Possibly, you
     could check in a couple days
and see if there's change.

It worked the last time
     I used it. If you really
need one let me know.

I'm sure there are some
     out there who think this, but there
are none I have met.

And the fact you can't
     jump over trees makes me hate
taking the Forest.

The *proof*. Ron Paul won't
     be able to get a lot
done as President.

Dealing with strangers
     every day was the best way
to overcome it.

They are seen failing
     on a klingon ship in Star
Trek VI. There were (are?

Now, let's talk extra
     points for counting Jason twice...
Can you explain it?

I'm American.
     But, on the weekends I tend
to stay up at night.

It doesn't matter
     whether it's in the field, or
back at the barracks.

There are always ways
     to reproduce in this age.
Are they optimal?

That said, I wouldn't
     be happy with anything
less than a square mile.

So I see you clicked
     through all the links of the ink
stone video too.

Well everyone was
     singing but my voice was shot,
so i tried praying.

There are so many
     things that would, could and probably
will be ridiculed.

My ex and i talked
     about it and I agreed.
That is all it takes.

Got her number, though
     she told me she was seeing
someone already.

You're a strong person
     and I imagine that you'll
only get stronger.

I think it's because
     how well the saints play indoors
that people say that.

Switch back to physics.
     Why did you switch? Do you want
to be a doctor?

You mean Chao? Chao is
     both plural and singular.
Jokes are not allowed.

Nothing feels so good
     as being self sufficient
and independent.

Moon base anyone?
     Also, yes. Yes there will be
much cookie buying.

What big game do you
     want to hunt with the rifle
you plan to purchase?

Demand a refund.
     Viva la RAZA! ....oh dear,
where did that come from.

Yes, but anus butt
     is a much more glorious
way of putting it.

If cause and effect
     came to and end it would be
extremely boring.

I just thought homesick
     altogether was well put
together album.

"I want you gone" fits
     since when I'm in mid I just
want everyone gone.

Listen I don't do
     this much, and I hate myself
just as much sometimes.

...Oh I get it now.
     You're some kind of Buddhist or
some shit. Good for you.

It will never be
     normal again until you
leave, and you know it.

i mean, how do you
     even *begin* to argue
with something like that..?

I'm surprised... There will
     definitely be some creeps
and losers out there.

I like the diary
     idea, I'm gonna start
doing that. I hope.

The blues are just crap
     for any sort of gaming
in comparison.

Every single team
     in the conference seems to be
really good this year.

That way he won't draw
     *too* many eyes. What a weird
thing to hope for, though.

Thumbs up if you get
     the reference Did he stab his
eyes out right after?

I'm impressed by their
     ideas, but I have not
used them personally.

This is why Ron Paul
     has supports from democrats
and republicans.

Those legs are going
     to make you invisible
like the other kids.

Finally someone
     else who has that annoying
crease under their eye!

Cops do not equal
     the state as much as your link
would like them to be.

Man, still gross. Oh wait,
     starting to feel pretty good.
This stuff is not bad.

Fine. That's why I didn't
     include names, relative times,
or even events.

For example, is
     that corn produced or consumed
for Romania?

Self care is pretty
     hard to do for anyone.
Bipolar or not.

[deleted] I sat
     down with pen and paper trying
to make sense of this...

Chicago has some
     pretty cool, non crazy chicks.
Well, he shut you up.

but on the other
     hand, maybe my parents were
just master trainers.

And every single
     one has the same tedious
jokes about Scotland.

Bynum was in NO
     WAY a primary option
on either of those.

This, somebody please
     get your fancy construction
caps on and make this.

Though ever since than
     i have yet to feel any
signs of depression.

Yes they cost money
     to recharge, but it's a lot
slower than you'd think.

As I'm cleaning him
     up I eventually asked
what happened to him.

While they were hanging
     out, he told them he was gay,
and they attacked him.

Then he got silent,
     and asked if I was going
to attack him too.

But ignoring that,
     what a fucking money shot.
Pet that cat right now!

But seriously,
     this is a terrible place
to ask for advice.

Yep, nice guy but he's
     not the brightest bulb, like OP
said, can't fix stupid.

I just feel like most
     people have only heard Queen's
singles, which is cool.

EARL. THEY COULD HAVE BROUGHT
     BACK FIREFLY. For the last
damned time... He. Was. In.

you say that like it's
     such a bad thing He never
said he didn't like it.

I love you how you
     want artists to not be paid
for their time and work.

So can anyone
     else see the crossed line pattern?
That's what I'm seeing.

to find that Brad Pitt
     is in their basement sweeping
the floor in beer pong.

is he getting picked
     up my a non korea team?
will dragon pull through?

i could never make
     such a thing, but i would like
for it to be done.

Let me know when you'd
     like me to do that, I'll be
happy to do it.

[deleted] Oh not
     the stupid 'gun to your head'
argument, again.

And you'll never change
     your mind, because you enjoy
having them too much.

So the question is
     would God does something different
if we had not prayed.

You know when someone's
     old not because of their age
but their attitude?

He is still far too
     shaky against top Koreans.
[You're doing it wrong!

My dad says "That guy,"
     and we follow him and try
and catch him again.

Or you could just get
     the Single Player Commands
and turn off hunger.

If by "once gorgeous"
     you meant "ugliest spice girl"
then you are correct.