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Hall's voice is very
     monotone compared to most
other narrators.

That really doesn't
     make a lot of sense to me,
with all due respect.

Martin Hope it does
     not take another five years
to make an impact.

After the first patch
     I started primarily
playing infantry.

So everybody
     tries to have the same general
opinion on things.

The only thing worse
     than majority rule is
minority rule.

license plate loggers
     are reputed to exist
at least in London.

Templar spreading is
     easy, having to dodge storms
with bio is not.

[deleted] Why do
     I read the comments after
I sign up? Le sigh...

Sorry B, but you
     make a fairly crappy mod.
:P Way to misquote.

One day someone will
     love us but I'm not going
to rely on it.

Or maybe he was
     just trying to get home and knew
there were no more trains.

She left. Never talked
     to her, always ignored her
and she ignored me.

[deleted] Do you
     mean your best friend or your most
potent cannabis?

What do you mean? No,
     just you'd be running at less
than optimal speed.

What a creepy crew.
     And by creepy, I mean fucked
up as all get out.

So I only use
     RE once a load, just a few
times within each load.

Good job, Edge. Do you
     have a set role or do you
just play everything?

No one is asking
     for that trend to be reversed,
but simply narrowed.

It would be better
     with curved arrows. Curved. Arrows.
This is the best thing.

Apparently that's
     what they would do if there was
no god to stop them.

It's not always true
     and it doesn't always work
out that way of course.

What's more important
     here, is that she thinks you're cute
and that's a good thing.

I merely dispute
     the claim that you would not get
*any* exposure.

A young team with heart
     and a coach who was fired
up about his team.

It's way funnier
     if you imagine Clinton
himself saying this.

I'm almost certain
     that you can only purchase
tickets personally.

Not too long before
     Chamberlain starts challenging
for that role as well.

it's one of those things
     where we could never know too
Not yet. It'll happen.

So you take the boys
     from Arkansas and put them
in California.

on a side note, if
     you don't mind me asking, where
do you go to school?

Were you in any
     fraternities or special
clubs like Final Clubs?

He is a good man
     and any woman would be
lucky to have him.

No they actually do.
     Running barefoot is a lot
better for your spine.

I have noticed this,
     but I quickly switched to MAV
to take them all out.

Keep this in mind when
     you think voting is going
to solve everything.

I dunno any
     people doing their finals
on that saturday.

This is completely
     impossible to know one
way or the other.

FIND ALL THE TREASURES!
     We can use my pirate ship.
Let's make this happen.

It felt like the wrong
     expectations were being
applied to the game.

Came here to say this.
     [deleted] How does that line
"scream" attention whore?

So you take the boys
     from Arkansas and put them
in California.

You take a test, you
     don't score high enough, you pick
something else to do.

If a piston pull
     needs to be done it's going
to be done in port.

I appreciate
     your thoughts and experience
were things worse before?

We hate Unity,
     and that's understandable.
It's not made for us.

Depending on how
     much time you had you could get
really elaborate.

What's with the space off
     to the right, it draws my eye
but there's nothing there?

He did. Lots of times.
     It's not a ridiculous
glut of wealth and greed.

If you ever need
     counseling give me a call I'll
give you free sessions.

I've always wanted
     to do something courageous
and save some one's life...

If you have any
     questions, post them and I will
have him answer them.

If your comment is
     too deep within the thread, then
AB can't access it.

Now, why that setup
     doesn't come with said fourth screen,
we may never know.

But someone always
     takes something to an extreme.
Aka, Religion.

Apple has had no
     history of taking license
payments in the past.

The buoyancy comes
     from the amount of water
displaced, not the shape.

I only really
     read full reviews for albums
that I've listened to.

Wisdom teeth, whether
     you have them or not, are still
useful for chewing.

It's like that one show,
     Supernatural, said "Well,
I'll say it again.

Again... LOL.
     I'm not really sure how much
more calm I can get.

:D Indeed, but Kohls
     has become exceedingly
proficient at it.

I see a striking
     resemblance to Captain Price
from Modern Warfare.

You have a very
     common trust problem that is
very treatable.

The ski instructor
     wasn't cut off. deal Why not?
What would you call it?

I love you too :D
     What? My precious. Girl, you don't
have to tell me twice.

I think most teenage
     deaths are the result of there
own stupidity.

They do. I want them
     to grow and they no listen.
Just husband and wife.

It's sad that you are
     dependent on a substance
to feel emotions.

[deleted] I think
     the colors are a bit dull.
Is this on purpose?

Maybe try different
     hair styles to see which one sticks
Shot in the nipple.

I could smell the scam,
     and definitely felt like
I dodged a bullet.

Twitch would probably need
     larger viewer counts to make
that feasible though.

Hopefully that makes
     some slight sense, it's hard to get
my thoughts in writing.

For files it is file:
     but for a local file there
is no server name.

Just able to walk
     the dog and drive up the street
to the store. Sad life.

I'm definitely
     nervous for the decision,
but it's my top choice.

I should probably be
     sympathetic, shouldn't I?
Umm... wait. What's the quote?

Meant to erase that.
     It's one of the few I need
to read into more.

Probably just too much
     estrogen right now but still!
I love love. for me???

You'll fucking gag if
     you drink it at anything
but close to freezing.

Well done Ginger Ale:
     Because any other drink
just isn't as good.

[We here at Inside
     Gaming also spoke out on
Arrows to the Knee.

A tampon fixes
     all of that so I don't know
why guys won't do this.

When you find yourself
     slowing down, you'll find yourself
being frustrated.

Every time I do
     I'll imagine clown statues
in my peripheral.

Because all males are
     potential sex offenders
right guys? Hah, good point.

I work at the front
     desk of an Embassy Suites
here in Florida.

Can a thing be art
     to one entire country
and another not?

Hell I didn't even
     know I read it wrong until
I read your comment.

Christmas in Ireland.
     *slow clap* There was a POW camp
on Lake of the Woods?

...anyone else out
     there that can't see the difference?
You're welcome, hippie!

The service is slow,
     but decent when they respond.
Cleverly observed.

Ow. There's really no
     "toxins" that make you fat or
anything like that.

Show me the data
     that says a car seat always
saves lives at that size?

You may want to start
     laying off bread and pastas
though, if you eat them.

'Right! Good point. Desert.
     Which, as everyone knows, is
basically nothing.

You get gas???!!! I just
     get the most massive needle
I have ever seen.

I could have to give
     up everything I worked for.
I love my boyfriend.

The main issue I'm
     having with performance is
the memory leaks.

Wear flattering clothes.
     When you go shopping, maybe
bring a female friend.

Being complicit
     and "doing it" are very,
very different things.

A messenger bag
     is boss and instantly makes
the bearer cooler.

None of those courses
     are offered in the Winter
semester, sadly.

Thank you and good night.
     [deleted] It's a card from
Trivial Pursuit.

Every time science
     comes we have major breakthroughs
after several months.

What makes it okay
     to kill a fetus vs
killing a baby?

Go ahead, do it.
     Done? That is what it looks like
when a fluid flows.

Can't tell if he is
     just a boss, or forever
alone and knows it.

[deleted] You could
     probably find one that has high
and low tone controls.

When it comes to crime,
     the difference a border makes
is astonishing.

But I do agree,
     it should be something you spend
minimal time on.

It wasn't that hard
     Life is beautiful. God bless
you and your husband.

And no more Guitar
     Hero. I genuinely
enjoyed both of them.

Shooting in two months
     and you're still trying to learn how
to write a screenplay?

Yeah I knew that you
     wouldn't want to, like I said
not really your style.

It just felt super
     positive because I was
depressed all the time.

A kind new world where
     men will rise above their hate
and brutality.

Is it me or does
     Jago try to hard to be
funny or witty.

and if she is hot.
     if she is not hot to me
then it's a no go.

Most strangers that you
     say hi to won't remember
you after an hour.

Does Griffin Rider's
     ability use the word
"target" anywhere?

Hate them. It's really
     easy to discern a flop
from a real O Foul.

What were you doing
     with the guiness before you
started drinking it?

And that necklace is
     pretty cool, anyone know
where I can get one?

One thing, I can't know
     about that area if
I don't explore it.

The small dungeons do
     have little stories but they're
barely interesting.

Gangsters need money
     in order to buy guns, pay
thugs, and bribe police.

Let me know what you
     think or if you have any
ideas also!

What's holding you back?
     My Dale thinks he's Hunter S.
Thompson basically.

You're sick of it all,
     and don't want to deal with it.
But please, don't give up.

I forgot the point:
     so it has nothing to do
with feeling mature.

[I ordered pizza
     for the entire party
before I passed out.

"Well, I know" A moose'
     belly is about roof height
to most smaller cars.

They are jokes. Jokes are
     made about offensive things
all the fucking time.

The plating is nice.
     Clean, effective and with good
color and contrast.

this is glorious
     I indeed have a sound cloud
account already.

All the possible
     uses of Duct tape never
cease to amaze me.

fucking hippies man
     You know the opposite of what
you've been getting? That.

I can't stop laughing
     I WILL EAT YOUR FUCKING LIMBS.
"Does it have a head?

It's all right to fight
     for what effects you and those
you know personally.

The military
     has been involved with corporate
interests for too long.

This is okay, since
     Pepsi also keeps your dead
descendents dead. Good.

But what if someone
     really wanted to delete
*the comment itself*.

If it turns to full
     blown sex then yes, I'd agree
with you; time and place.

[deleted] Just wade
     through the entrails of the last
guy to have the job.

You're finishing school?
     So is every other girl
whose profile I read.

Some of my close friends
     were Polish and they taught me
the very basics.

Seriously, get
     off the internet and go
into the real world.

Thousands of women
     online are imagining
your butt and smiling.

Will the runner try
     to steal, will the pitcher make
the throw fast enough?

I wouldn't blame you
     all for supporting your Queen.
She is your sovereign.

There's a few different
     ways of tell whether you need
to water or not.

But a law that is
     wrong is inherently not
legal on it's face.

As for getting new
     clothes in the future, avoid
visible logos.

i would like to see
     what it looks like this is front
page material.

If you have dead fish
     in your aquarium then
you're doing it wrong.

Like go for a run
     or a long walk or a bike
ride or to the gym.

I had a teacher
     who, for some reason, had some
type of metal rod.

Like they even know
     what he did or why he was
there in the first place.

Hopefully I will
     have a draft by tomorrow
night to share with you.

First time getting past
     I went high and used a whole
heap of arrows. Now?

You started losing
     the minute you began trying
to defend yourself.

how is it going
     to fund its military
and police forces?

Not much you can do
     about it so buck up, stop
whining and grow up.

I could see my knee
     cap and whatever else is
connected to it.

This is the first I've
     heard that people actually sit
while they wipe their ass.

Maybe you can make
     the world a more honest place,
or find something else.

It might be slightly
     more witty and accurate
but still an insult.

Leave it after you
     drop off my soda refill
or extra napkins.

Not to be a dick
     or anything but what is
the outer limit?

I believe the joke
     you are looking for involved
the movie Red Dawn.

Egg whites, too. They cook
     fast, and are great with any
kind of seasoning.

Also, try to start
     breathing in and out of just
your nose when you run.

That analogy
     is perfect between the blocked
punt and forced fumble.

That particular
     server has its own mumble,
so I just use that.

Well for me, I would
     react as What The Fuck is
that camel doing?

In fact, take the whole
     military with you when
you leave if you can.

It tastes okay, but
     I don't drink it for the taste
I don't understand.

This number is much
     lower as you get farther
away from the sun.

If the OP is not
     complaining about any
comments, they will stand.

Good looks and basic
     social skills is really all
you need to get laid.

It's a big issue,
     and important that it is
"thoroughly addressed."

Oh god. I'm so glad
     I don't know anyone else
with my fear (not clowns).

Try to never buy
     or wear short sleeve button ups,
they just don't look good.

Paprika was great.
     I'm afraid to go to sleep
now, though. "Immature".

I figure it's just
     the earth finally getting
tired of our shit.

Getting to a real
     percentage and a picture
HASN'T BEEN DONE HERE.

so what does it hurt?
     If there is a heaven, he's
extremely happy.

He gave us free will
     when that arrogant fucking
god wanted puppets.

It's still eatable
     and can provide nutrition
to some people.. So...

It might encourage
     other people not to drive
without a license.

At the conclusion
     ask for your deposit back.
Its pretty simple.

This is the second
     time we've cleared it, but the first
time the mount has dropped.

If you dare!!! Coors Light:
     light on calories, light on
taste, lightened wallet.

Yemen is a war,
     because we drop bombs on them.
That's an act of war.

You'll find that you'll change
     naturally anyway, that's
part of growing up.

And that's what happens
     in the wealthy neighborhoods.
why so serious??

Luckily, he was
     close enough to be revived
when he came back down.

If the damage is
     to some other area
then there is a chance.

Love you body No,
     but people often call me
german where I live.