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Is this the season
     when those snobby French fucks leave
for somewhere warmer?

Which tends to suggest
     that it is completely made
up, but whatever.

A permanent tax
     cut or increase will affect
consumer spending.

If Americans
     came from Europe, why are there
still Europeans?

Do you understand
     that flu vaccines need to be
changed every year. Why?

I did get the non
     iron, and I know what you
mean with the collars.

This is exactly
     why car insurance goes up
and never comes down.

It's just a lot less
     fun to level than raid or
even run dungeons.

Geez lighten up. Thanks!
     that or we're all mayan scum
and the black were right.

And I'll let you know
     that you linked the same exact
article I did.

And obviously
     you cared enough to challenge
my knowledge. Guess what?

Money on request
     I thought about that as soon
as I posted it.

I thought they knew all
     along, although I never
really talked to them.

They came to visit
     once and we (ex, me and some
friends) went to dinner.

The economy
     grows to an extent to catch
the extra workforce.

In general, it seems
     to me that when people ask
"Doesn't death scare you?"

Yes and no. It can
     be, but equally it can
be just pregnancy.

Its been used alot,
     its actually quite powerful.
Mostly in green decks.

This isn't even
     one of the worse ones I've had.
The theme: you missed it.

We have a huge trade
     deficit and we borrow
far more than we lend.

She's got too many
     bad memories around here
and hates the weather.

This moral shows up
     in almost every human
culture in history.

why not just move on
     instead of posting something
so hurtful? fuck you.

This little fella
     was the decisions maker
for me to get rats.

As far as I can
     tell there's just a peace treaty,
not an alliance.

They did say "over"...
     never said how much over.
Makes life fun: Kills you.

Polish is Western
     Slavic, Lithuanian
is Eastern Baltic.

Most of my friends are
     in media and know what
the real story is.

My male just chases
     any dog that is running
and barks his brains out.

What if these people
     were protesting something you
might not agree with.

Sin was excellent
     once you got past the learning
curve and had patience.

Oh Christ, I fucking
     hate this sort of argument.
Alright, if I must.

Oh boy I can't wait
     until I get my hands on
the construction kit.

We did have to wear
     fanny packs with all of our
first aid gear in it.....

If something isn't
     airtight, the airlock may not
show activity.

If this was not true,
     the whole legal system would
be one big loophole.

Great post man They're brown
     boots, wear them with anything
except for black pants.

If any coach would
     do it, it would be Saban
based on past history.

I think you either
     have the wrong link or the wrong
title for the link.

I meet with students
     for drinking, fighting, setting
fires, etc.

Holiday greetings
     on the way. yum! He'll be back.
Or one of his friends.

Maybe she wouldn't
     believe in the religious
nonsense that she does.

I'm supposed to not
     get what I want so that you
can get what you want?

It's what I don't know
     that constantly confuses
the hell out of me.

Thanks for answering
     all my questions, I really
appreciate it!

She usually naps
     on the cold kitchen tile but
we had company.

I thought of that thread
     immediately as well.
She was torn apart.

Federal agents would
     catch freed slaves and throw them back
into slavery.

Premeditated
     hate crime murders are the ones
that deserve the least.

Like much of the stuff
     God rightly hid inside us,
they are not pretty.

Everyone okay?
     I'm sure someone else will check...
so brave. Troll da toll.

Local zoo allows
     you to buy fish and throw them
to the sea lions.

So dinosaurs are
     trapped deep below the surface
in oil bearing rock.

Most western nations
     outside the US understand
the concept of this.

But don't be surprised
     if they refuse to shower
with you after sports.

he has a product
     which he is not getting fair
market value for.

Stay friends with people
     and they're always down to help
you out when they can.

Wise words. Notch doesn't
     handle pressure well, we've seen
this multiple times.

Most 4-spawn maps are too
     big for it to work if you
are 1-base opening.

For one reason or
     another, you are not her
top priority.

Second girl, the first
     time she said "maybe," that was
your cue to move on.

I don't know about
     Port Richmond but South Philly
is super active.

When your opponents
     go crazy, you one up them
and out crazy them.

Are you a lawyer,
     shill, idiot, or something
else entirely?

Within the novels
     and stories, he drives his aunts
absolutely nuts.

:c Found this lil' guy
     zipping around the desert
during broad daylight.

I tried to go back
     and edit it to say kid
but it was to late.

In some, you see what
     are clearly Americans
getting arrested.

the title isn't
     mean spirited, I think some
just read it that way.

Actually I haven't,
     and I thank you for pointing
out that oversight.

but be merciful,
     all college kids are inept
at first. **FOR SCIENCE!

It's basically our
     generation's fairy tale.
Oh no, that's happening.

Side note, what's with all
     the venues in town shining
red lights on the bands?

sadly the only
     setting in the client seems
to be the language.

My suggestion is
     to spend some time figuring
out who you are first.

Seems like you've addressed
     most concerns people have been
complaining about.

Not enough that I'd
     take a regular kitten
and make him blind, though.

The Supreme Court has
     no power to violate
the constitution.

That's a fucking lot,
     even if you already
have a fucking lot.

[deleted] Yeah, but
     the difference is that Nexus
Prime is a cool name.

Because it implies
     the protestors may have been
wrong about something.

not a fair question.
     My brain remember quotes from
movies and TV.

Oh, you want actual
     to see actual discussion
about the content?

Calorie intake?
     Types of foods being eaten?
Alcohol usage?

Most of these people
     are regular joe's who don't
have all the answers.

That kid actually keeps
     calm and articulates his
arguments quite well.

It's easy to say
     how to fix things, showing them
fixed is another.

You'll really need some
     one deeper to be able
to tell you that. So?

Most people probably
     don't know because it doesn't
work consistently.

I don't think preaching
     to people about quitting
Windows really works.

My mind was just blown...
     I think so. It depends on
how fast you spin it.

Violence based ones
     do not (beyond a rating
system). Go figure.

Interesting, new games
     can be pretty low on sheer
amount of content.

No court would convict.
     Our justice system is based
off of tit for tat.

Can anyone help
     I wonder. not only should
you do it, it's fun!

It's the people who
     give those types of sermons who
give us a bad name.

They are subscribing
     to no less of a value
system than you are.

Seriously not.
     Arch? I guess Pirates have no
need for licenses.

The special interests
     **always** get the better deal
in regulation.

Can somebody please
     explain to me what this means?
[deleted] No shit.

Really, the soup can
     said something and this doesn't?
Are you kidding me?

Basically, isn't
     using Silk Touch(3) an extra
step to the same end?

Just saw them last week,
     they put on one of the best
shows I've ever seen!

If one party sees
     no benefit to the trade,
there will be no trade.

And the Lord added
     to their number daily those
who were being saved.

They snug up the top
     while providing stable arch
support and comfort.

They just had to be
     mindful of the whoosh and not
stand in front of it.

Okay. Based on what
     I've seen, I'm not sure this is
even worth that price.

I still don't get it.
     Yeah, I wasn't really sure
about that, either.

Not that someone would
     lie on the internet or
anything, but still.

I don't want to live
     on this planet anymore.
someone delicious.

And Zombies were ripped
     out moments before Red Dead
Redemption came out.

If a person acts
     dishonestly, then he is
not an honest man.

He has every right
     to get involved, as he's heard
both sides already.

Trust me. [deleted]
     Are you really that desperate
to live on your own?

He doesn't really
     stay on the newspaper long
enough to get chilled.

Probably the best thing
     to do is ask her to go
on another hike.

I could totally
     imagine Jesus singing
"Danny's Song," though. duh!

If she really felt
     that bad, she would have told you
after it happened.

What happened to them?
     They were so good! No, you are
thinking of a trap.

People aren't using
     health insurance for what it's
meant for. INSURANCE.

That was a decent
     night after being away
for almost a year.

I assure you its
     not everyone or even
most who feel this way.

The more we pay you,
     the more we charge our clients
(as a general rule).

I told you something.
     It was just for you. And you
told everybody.

His ability
     to deal with criticism
has been limited.

Never be the first
     one to leave the lecture hall
during an exam.

it's as if they are
     collectively filled with hate
and retardation.

Up vote for the fact
     that this just happened to me
this morning with class.

The issue becomes
     what can the image be used
for, what is "fair use".

There are no stats like
     Strength or Dexterity or
anything like that.

[deleted] Being
     broke is depressing, it won't
last forever though.

At first I thought you
     meant you had never drank or
drove at all since then.

Why should banks be paid
     for people failing to make
their payments? You right.

If you like cats (P)
     then you are a "cat person"
(Q). You like cats (P).

Morning sex always
     makes me happy but it is
not the only thing.

Also included:
     crispy bacon, red onions
and iceberg lettuce.

We since moved and they're
     now living in the country
(kitty Disneyland.)

It's no big deal if
     you have good technique and don't
panic and let go.

I don't know where you
     get your information but
you need a new source.

Depends if you want
     to be checking for scratches
every single day.

Probably, but they're not
     environment ministers.
Should you be worried?

You're thinking of Will
     Ferrell, but you spelled his name
egregiously wrong.

I thought that was me
     up there in the video,
I could be wrong though.

As someone who moved
     from Dallas to Florida..
I now feel silly.

How is this spending
     responsible, transparent
and necessary?

I had false labour
     for a good three days before
true labour started.

I think if I had
     been lit on fire at that point
I wouldn't have cared.

Maybe seventeen?
     Ah oh well. One day life will
punch you in the mouth.

[deleted] I'm most
     interested in the recoil
stats for the weapons.

I like the "she" there.
     Poor sweet baby... It's a rough
road for him and you.

I miss the power
     and excitement but I don't
miss working on cars.

I imagine it'll
     be clarified before long.
Is just called popping.

This right here, shit like
     this is what the Occupy
Movement is about.

But there isn't much
     info besides you claiming
he assaulted you.

Considering what
     most gays are sucking, licking,
swallowing, fucking...

Are there apartments
     or houses near the lot what
was it pointed at?

It's legal to fine
     workers for violating
business policy.

[deleted] I read
     "Hitler to donate unused
soap to charity".

Wow, you just repeat
     your point and think you're the smart
person around here.

You shouldn't have gone
     to your manager with this.
What did you expect?

that changed everything,
     now my brain chemistry is
altered forever.

In fact, I wanted
     to thank you for what you've done.
He will not be missed.

I didn't think there was
     anything inherently
racist about guns.

You seem like a nice
     guy, but don't allow yourself
do be a doormat.

(hands fall off, screams, tongue
     falls out, head falls off) Hey, look
at that weird mirror!

Seriously, if
     I don't get into heaven
for this, *I give up.

God doesn't allow
     or disallow anything,
'He' doesn't exist.

Much less resistance
     and they will make going fast
easier for you.

But hey, its easy
     to make someone look stupid
when you twist their words.

I had some pretty
     crappy ones too that I used
up fairly quickly.

BLAH BLAH" [My friend goes
     in for a kiss, I end up
getting arrested.

Blah, I could NEVER
     vote for her. Sorry. Good point.
It's really long, though.

Just my two cents Fuck
     that, I'm flaming hot That made
you *give up* guitar?

How come his massive
     balls of steel don't drag him down
to the ocean floor?

My guy, David, was
     not that good at what he did,
but got the job done.

at the end, ask if
     she wants to get dinner, drinks,
or coffee some time.

Any training maps?
     Why do people think its bad?
I've never heard that.

This should start it off
     good Strange, I recall my horse
doing the same thing.

Without the slight blue
     cast, the colors don't seem "true"
even though they are.

Also my car is
     black so its invisible
to the naked eye.

Remember, Jesse
     was initially convinced
that Walt poisoned Brock.

Hope you think next time
     before you do something like
that again, asshole.

A car is a tool,
     Tor is a tool, tools can be
used for good and bad.

If it was, he has
     willed evil into the world
and allows for it.

No one is talking
     *only* about him losing
his job (except you).

Typewriters are OP
     IMO and should be justly
removed from the game.

We have pinned this on
     you by pinning it to our
awareness of you.

Yes people waste their
     time at college, fuck a whole
bunch of people do.

I would be very
     surprised if you ever worked
retail in your life.

*goes to buy stuff then
     throws it in the trash* I know.
Jokes should be censored.

There is nothing wrong
     with two good defensive teams
playing each other.

you can't ever KNOW
     whether the coin is going
to be heads or tails.

I see this as two
     separate tasks, but you might be
seeing it as one.

Might go for Ron Paul
     in the primary though he's
probably a long shot.

Any song can be
     learned and played well if you put
in enough effort.

The responses are
     *desperate* to find something wrong
with the argument.

Most people can't wrap
     their minds around the so called
"Birthday Paradox."

Such an awesome film.
     well I know where I'm eating
for the next three weeks.

Thank you. [deleted]
     Would you like to try Lucky
Hit? Try Lucky Hit!

If the loan goes south,
     both parties have specific
rights under the law.