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If the loan goes south,
     both parties have specific
rights under the law.

It's Just a flesh wound!
     Oh please... Have at you! Right! Right!
I'll do in for that!

Oh please... Have at you!
     Right! Right! I'll do in for that!
You'll what? Come on then!

I'm sure there will be
     some wine flowing if all goes
according to plan.

I had strong feelings
     about the second Harold
and Kumar movie.

Why would a person
     want to go anywhere but
northern Michigan?

I have already
     felt that feeling of regret
Maxion described.

I have also had
     big losses that made me think
my scale was broken.

Whereas women prance
     around their feelings so you
have to guess at them?

I can understand
     not liking her but being
disgusted by her?!

If you aren't doing
     anything with your life, why
do you need to date?

Otherwise, I love
     the illustration and cleaned
up, it'll look gorgeous.

He was already
     getting cheered, and he's been set
up for a face turn.

So you might as well
     color his judgment with things
that are accurate.

I find they are wide
     on the big toe side, but not
on the pinky side.

Perhaps this could lead
     to birth defects or increased
mental disorders.

And super speeds are
     known for exactly that, mild
and effective. Thanks!

Ok, so please, by
     all means provide me the proof
for alien life.

As a result you
     will know where they move and can
kill them easily.

On your last point, what
     were you able to admit
God was right about?

No one was hurt but
     the seatbelt left a major
mark on my right side.

See the pose above
     for and example of what
I'm talking about.

In fact, I probably
     won't do anything unless
I feel compelled to.

I think what they're trying
     to say is that it still looks
kind of "sketched" right now.

[deleted] I am
     at MIT, and I have to say,
those people are here.

He's being stupid.
     He needs to man up. A link
would be a sweet start.

Yeah, give me something
     needlessly complicated
with more overhead!

I don't like turkey
     all that much so I mostly
eat mashed potatoes.

Edit: Just noticed
     some links below that would fit
this bill. Carry on.

You're going to be
     playing Sundays sooner than
you know. what the fuck?.....

Bring back my fucking
     Blizzard North. They really screwed
up when they ditched them.

Thanks! Of course the "Old
     Israel" supporters will not
share your opinion.

Agreed. I work from
     home and I've fired myself
three times this morning.

Killing him did not
     prevent your bastard father
from being conceived.

Oh, and some okra.
     Well actually no, this isn't
entirely true.

This is the one who
     will finally free me from
animal prison.

Legal drunk drivers
     scare me more than illegal
stoned window washers.

i'd vote for that one
     The show is out of control
and out of focus.

Wow, your beautiful!
     That hitler doesn't sound like
that bad of a guy.

Even after you
     give in to the cravings it's
just NEVER ENOUGH!

A man needs a place
     to rant, in my opinion.
[deleted] Wait what??

But you don't offer
     any good reason not to.
I LOVED my popple!!!

You support killing
     your fellow human beings
with small pox blankets?

You know when you go
     'don't say after marriage, don't
say after marriage'.

I know that if you
     soak the filter first, it should
help with some of that.

Then the carbon bits
     should stop leaking through after
the first few pitchers.

I'd be more likely
     to complete them when I was
thinking about it.

I started running
     and I was able to stay
ahead of the rain.

Mostly college age
     folks, but I've been out of school
for years and still play.

Auburn is the key,
     and I will do anything
for Auburn to win.

No favorite color
     as a stand alone, depends
on sets and settings.

THAT WILL PROVE HIM WRONG,
     GUYS! I made some Thai curry
that came from a box.

If my roommates smokes
     weed it doesn't harm me but
is still illegal.

I love morning sex
     but I'm usually pretty
fuzzy in the head.

Belt pulleys wear out
     at a much, much slower rate
than chains. I've had both.

I sang to your mom
     because I'm hot and I do
what I want Agree.

Hopefully this thread
     doesn't turn barbaric like
so many others.

My grandma's skillet
     is something like 60-65ish years old
and still going strong.

"Is there something you
     could share with the rest of us
Amazing Larry?!"

I love this. I love
     how we live in an age when
someone can ask, "Hey!

On the second try,
     finally made a decent
batch the other night.

Please move on. Nice find.
     I own my original
Greatest Hits version.

I witnessed a guy
     who had his hair pulled and blamed
his own mind for it.

If a few plays had
     gone differently, you could've
even won that game.

But this is the US,
     so it will only get worse
and not better! No.

Most beers will taste "green"
     until they've been conditioned
for about a month.

We would carry on
     with nothing changed, but they would
be forever changed.

Think of all the time
     he will be spending at home
after his studies.

There are very clear
     differences, but your brain is
playing tricks on you.

All of the sudden
     I am blessed with this substance
that feels SO DAMN GOOD.

If you said "less" you
     might have an argument, but
that's not what you claim.

I posted that link
     because it shocked me to learn
what happened to him.

You'll come out being
     and looking stronger (and more
mature) in the end.

She also told us
     what the medicine would do
and what to expect.

Lol, Jordan
     Zeh and Matt Stone... Thanks, I wont
ever forget him.

In high school, I asked
     out my good friend (guy) after
he took me to prom.

He could probably still
     compete in a couple years
time after rehab.

Find something that you
     enjoy, such as swimming or
biking or running.

You seem pretty mad
     about that to be calling
people virgins, bro.

In closing, please don't
     represent me when it comes
to programming. Thanks.

Bathing in nature.
     Shit feels good. It's when I feel
most free and at peace.

I liked it when his
     kills where more calculated
and believable.

What happens happens.
     I call everyone my "friend"
and leave it at that.

Made by the same dev
     team that did Earthworm Jim, if
I remember right.

Even oil lamps could
     be marked for time based upon
the speed of oil use.

None of the three would
     do another's action (or
do it well, at least).

A defender is
     going to see you moving
towards them anyway.

The second, is plain
     black, though the material
seems soft to the touch.

Perkins. Baked cockroach
     half crawling out of the top
bun of my burger.

Currently using
     this picture in my picture
processing project.

I've been caught outside
     in drizzle, rain, thunderstorms,
and of course blizzards.

The apartment is
     on the corner of West Polk
Street & South Wells Street.

That's relatively
     okay for me, provided
Pirate's place is free.

This insinuates
     she hasn't told Kevin yet,
and told Barney first.

When I notice I'm
     in that mode I force myself
to stop reacting.

When your grandkid is
     born in a few months, I won't
tell him you said that.

Sorry, I can't take
     anyone seriously
that uses that word.

i thought it referenced
     Madonna as in Mary
mother of Jesus.

It's some of the most
     fascinating work I've had
the pleasure to read.

It is perfectly
     ok to drink the black flakes.
They will not kill you.

I mean, you shouldn't
     have a problem with that right?
Harmless like you said.

Thanks! You should subscribe
     to his channel and check out
his previous work.

Man pedestrian
     crossing lights are so classy
looking on that road.

Telling a girl you
     like her before dating her,
you have tonnes to learn.

Sorry guys. EDIT:
     She changed her mind. But that one's
for my eyes only.

that would be it. thanks.
     Mumble! Audible laughing
noises were produced.

I was reading through
     the page but I didn't see if
there was a recap.

I think doubt should be
     the default position on
anything you're told.

"you'll get enough sleep
     when you're dead" is both bang on
and straight up stupid.

Who knew that people
     run away from accidents
instead of toward them?

Use search, for god's sake.
     unless of course it actually
is the victims fault.

Just because someone
     calls himself a scientist
does *not* make them one.

The old people, not
     the dogs. Unless it's a pug.
Worked like a wet sock.

I left it at home
     to charge and brought his with me
in case I broke down.

Unless you believe
     in something, you know, you are
agnostic about.

Plus, I never said
     I gave myself the food, just
the building supplies.

When you finally
     learn to seduce a woman,
just give me a buzz.

Because in that drawer,
     *underneath* the porno mags,
was a false bottom.

Guess who's donating
     double to Planned Parenthood
and NARAL this year?

The anger comes from
     being deceived, not purely
genital groping.

Keep the status quo!
     With a body like that how
could it end badly?

Any different than
     someone washing their car or
truck in the alley?

Just goes to show how
     seamlessly the software is
working with hardware.

On the one hand, that's
     why expert opinion should
be given more weight.

The riot shield guys
     are a little helpless down
there though, so that sucks.

He codified what
     there was to codify just
as The Beatles did.

I absolutely
     know I've heard this many times
but couldn't place it.

It's the solution
     to the chemical puzzle
before it arrived.

Not everyone gets
     heavy emotional scars
from molestation.

I am the cheese is
     looking at this thread with tears
streaming down his face.

I can swear there are
     far more bad people playing
during the weekends.

But it does feel good
     to be the best dressed person
in a room sometimes.

But they also like
     to make jokes about women.
On the internet.

Most people don't take
     action in public and try
not to rock the boat.

he didn't post a link
     That is AWESOME Seconded,
they're never funny.

You're all there to cheer
     for the Eagles, so don't turn
on your own people.

If someone decides
     to commit suicide that's
not a 'lifestyle choice'.

[deleted] I was
     gonna say, I'm not sure how
legal this might be.

Where in the hell is
     that, if they don't at least say
which county it's in?

The ones in the 60's
     and 70's have a little more
energy to them.

Got it. As a Brit
     I have no idea what
Barnes & Noble is.

A pretty cruddy,
     stinky job, but I met some
interesting people.

The people who could
     learn from this will never read
the post anyway.

I never knew how
     good quality sound mattered
until I got these.

Never mind that though
     eh Mike, there's a few pennies
to be made here, right?

I must repeat what
     I wrote immediately.
A total ripoff.

Full of alien
     human civilizations
and philosophies.

Then we will begin
     to progress rather than seek
to destroy ourselves.

It's not the only
     tax, but that part of it is
simple to sustain.

i could see in his
     eyes that he had just realized
that i was crazy.

And your extended
     family are ok with that.
Congratulations.

He has some nice things
     to say about Mao elsewhere
in the interview.

Care to elaborate?
     Why in your experience
are we not well liked?

Your disagreement
     is partly one semantics:
but there's more to it.

If i was the guy
     riding in it, I would just
sky dive out of it.

As far as the change
     your ex is suggesting, do
you want to do it?

Congratulations
     to you both and I wish you
strength and happiness!

That is the very
     first step in making any
big change in your life.

I have been heavy,
     and used to party a lot
when I was younger.

I'm really looking
     for emergency state aid
if they have any?

I can assure you
     that if this were the case I'd
have it already!

It's almost as if
     finishing a sentence is
just too much trouble.

I'm saying this is
     what I want to happen, it's
just my prediction.

Sometimes I just want
     to kill myself when I read
articles like this.

You definitely
     need to talk to the school first
thing Monday morning.

Luckily, it looks
     like the indie games movement
is getting bigger.

Probably meant to make
     people think there's a hole low
that they can shoot for.

This is not correct.
     What he did wasn't licensed.
It was work for hire.

In everything you
     say, about every topic.
This is how it works.

Be careful. There are
     A LOT of imitator
mushroom types out there.

Totally classless.
     I knew a girl in college
who did the same thing.

Whoever does not
     have, even what they have will
be taken from them.

I like Billups but
     he is unnecessary
bitter about this.

And the Cons wonder
     why the "liberal media"
is out to get them.

Oh you. I've always
     just smoked whatever I like
to break in a pipe.

Although that would be
     the easiest way, oh shit
I'm just afraid now.

For me it was, start
     in bronze and I have no clue
what I am doing.

The key is to be
     conscious of everything you
do around your dog.

Well forget all that.
     you don't have to live this life,
you can be rich too.

You will never talk
     to any of them again
once you leave high school.

Just don't want to see
     you make any decisions
based on false rigor.

They drove right at us
     as we started running through
yards towards the playground.

I promise if you
     kick your ass and start running,
you will enjoy it.

I was shocked to see
     the other player do this.
What a waste of time!

Few and far between,
     but that is awesome that you
found a group like this.

and the sending off
     decision will go down as,
well, ridiculous.

As for breast cancer
     and really all cancers, be
your own advocate.

Covers cotton mouth
     and munchies. TASMANIA.
BECAUSE FUCK THAT PLACE.

But Machida woke
     up pretty quickly, so there's
no need for that. No.

I have never seen
     women with their legs cut off,
that's ridiculous.

They get easily
     soaked in rain, snow ruins them
and also soaks them.

But the internet
     is a toolbox, and you can
use which tools you want.

ok melvin, you
     are correct, it is *part of*
the definition.

Basically it will
     make german tanks go boom more
often :P. T44 buffs?

It'll be awesome if
     you did, I don't live that close
No, but I keep trying.

Justice was not served
     for the asshole depicted
in the video.

All my computers
     are named for another Star
Wars object. Sweet, thanks!

The first thing to know
     is that this all transpired
in a few minutes.

And yes, human rights
     trump economic issues
every fucking time.

Yeah, I did that, but
     then I got this hand grip thing
that is amazing.

If the game wasn't
     worth your money then you sure
as shit don't need it.