Haiku #17434
I would rather guess
that thief knew exactly what
the "jewelry" was worth.
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Haiku #17435
He puts his pants on
just like everybody else,
one leg at a time.
Haiku #17436
Ugliest graphic
ever I know exactly
what they are saying.
Haiku #17437
What you want to say
is, that the world does not make
humanistic sense.
Haiku #17438
(This includes crappy
comments on host sites) You've got
the wrong idea.
Haiku #17439
There will always be
retards and children around
who don't know fuck all.
Haiku #17440
Just fucking do it.
Anxious? Just fucking do it.
Not had a good day?
Haiku #17441
Anxious? Just fucking
do it. Not had a good day?
Just fucking do it.
Haiku #17442
[](/perfect "He would be
even more mortified than
you") That'd be great!
Haiku #17443
So it's possible
that vaccines would work against
old viruses too.
Haiku #17444
If you have good boots
with a rubber, gripping sole,
you should be okay.
Haiku #17445
I've never played WoW,
so take my analysis
with a grain of salt.
Haiku #17446
I've caught people on
their phone cheating many times.
Smoking. Fucking. Hot.
Haiku #17447
Drop the data from
star trek routine... How Bizarre?
Highly dubious!
Haiku #17448
You can't bring them back
to life because the Silver
Cord has been severed.
Haiku #17449
Get a life and step
outside of the house sometimes,
you losers. Damn it!
Haiku #17451
If I remember
correctly I was a coke
dealer in that dream.
Haiku #17452
Has anyone else
has discovered effective
ways to deal with this?
Haiku #17453
It is about fear,
and you don't have to tell trans
people about fear.
Haiku #17454
I had the One Ring
around my neck for a year
and then I lost it.
Haiku #17455
lol grad school
is indentured servitude,
not total freedom.
Haiku #17456
:D He shouldn't be.
This is over a year old
and he didn't make it.
Haiku #17457
i'll never hang out
with them. i'll never meet them.
feels terrible man.
Haiku #17458
Don't set up sandwich
boards and bullhorns, but answer
questions when asked them.
Haiku #17459
The relevant part,
however, is that you're twice
as good as they are.
Haiku #17460
I was half asleep
but started laughing so hard
I woke myself up.
Haiku #17461
NOBODY "ABORTS"
A BABY. ITS A FETUS!
that was a great game.
Haiku #17462
I love Smith. I loved
Tennant, but I don't miss him
as many seem to.
Haiku #17463
Can't you see the man
is busy in that comic?
He didn't have time, man.
Haiku #17464
I think this is how
I pronounce my r because
I am from the North.
Haiku #17465
They redid the ground
combat in the last patch, it's
much better imo.
Haiku #17466
Every. Genital.
He. Owns. What was he supposed
to be showing you?
Haiku #17467
If you want to be
successful and get money
you need to work hard.
Haiku #17468
I suppose they weren't
wrong, but I still felt pretty
annoyed at the time.
Haiku #17469
Optimistic, but
maintaining very very
low expectations.
Haiku #17470
I knew nothing would
ever come of my massive,
overpowering crush.
Haiku #17471
If you want to do
the job then it's a risk you've
chosen to accept.
Haiku #17472
TIL that everyone
looks like a caveman when you
remove their eyebrows.
Haiku #17473
Things like this are why
I love this place! Pretty sure
he can't handle it.
Haiku #17474
You'll kill crabs back there,
I've never had a bad day.
Best of luck! Smart man.
Haiku #17475
[deleted] I would,
especially if it had some
cool tattoos on it.
Haiku #17476
I just don't get that.
Do you actually **like** them or
just tolerate them?
Haiku #17620
However, I can
definitely understand
if you didn't like it.
Haiku #17621
I use the whole Doe
for jerky, but the buck is
where the steaks come in.
Haiku #17622
it makes sense to most
atheists that others should
see these things as well.
Haiku #17624
I was wondering
what that little dancing smudge
on the side was, hah.
Haiku #17625
I had a sudden
image of Pauly Shore from
In the Army Now.
Haiku #17626
And you're the latter.
And of course there's a honey
badger eating one.
Haiku #17627
You're really funny.
Tommy DeVito: What do
you mean I'm funny?
Haiku #17628
It brings all the boys
to the yard. Wow. Gorgeous bike.
Does it still leak oil?
Haiku #17629
I don't think the point
is to convert anyone
with such a message.
Haiku #17630
A lot of people
think I'm sponsored by mountain
dew, but I am not.
Haiku #17631
When you have both chopped
and ground, you can't go back from
using a grinder.
Haiku #17632
That'll show you. [](/why
"Sweet Jesus, what have you done?")
Also, show some class.
Haiku #17633
We find threads focused
on coding boring and threads
like this interesting.
Haiku #17634
All kinds of people
with all kinds of parents turn
out all kinds of ways.
Haiku #17635
He said he'll see if
he can send me some today.
Thanks for the interest!
Haiku #17636
The major difference
is that British people tend
to avoid conflict.
Haiku #17637
Once you realize that,
you'll feel much better about
the situation.
Haiku #17638
Plenty of dogs out
there are on medication
for both. Modern mill?
Haiku #17639
They will make themselves
out to be oppressed to win
souls and influence.
Haiku #17640
I suspect you could
find something on a torrent,
but I've never looked.
Haiku #17641
If it's not a good
alternative station, I'll
be disappointed.
Haiku #17643
Did you hear that shit
in the bush over there! Fuck!
I'll go check it out!
Haiku #17644
Asshole. Yes. Let's make
fun of someone who's just out
having a nice night.
Haiku #17645
One I have not thought
to ask but would really like
to know the answer.
Haiku #17646
[deleted] Don't get
mad for being called out on
being a foreigner?
Haiku #17647
I'm taking it slow
to make sure it doesn't get
all gross and droopy.
Haiku #17648
There is neither proof
that God exists, nor is there
proof that he doesn't.
Haiku #17649
This all seems a bit
obvious and what I thought
was common knowledge.
Haiku #17650
A truly shitty
game is one that you avoid
even when it's free.
Haiku #17651
Looks more like a switch
closet than a server room.
It's like a woman!!!
Haiku #17652
More like something good
about the a terrible
thing someone else did.
Haiku #17653
Diuretics can
work but they can also make
you look flat on stage.
Haiku #17654
And then she laughed, while
we all sat there with confused
looks on our faces.
Haiku #17655
The last time I bought
one was when I went to get
my wisdom teeth pulled.
Haiku #17656
It's more hip to hate
atheists, as evidenced
by the top comments.
Haiku #17657
I am not going
to make changes while things are
still up in the air.
Haiku #17658
You won't be able
to carry it, but you can
have one in your home.
Haiku #17660
The evidence is
**right there in front of you**, you're
just ignoring it.
Haiku #17661
As close as we were
I never considered him
'date' material.
Haiku #17662
I know a lot more
ignorant atheists than
ignorant christians.
Haiku #17663
But like some others
already mentioned, he's still
relatively "new".
Haiku #17664
Why not someone who
could use it to raise a child,
not buy a beach house?
Haiku #17665
They might be better
than the web page in the phone
browser, but that's it.
Haiku #17666
Would it feel any
different coming from someone
on the internet?
Haiku #17667
Yes. And peer pressure
from your daughter is a GREAT
reason to do things!
Haiku #17668
Send me a pm
if you want some more info
or have some questions.
Haiku #17669
Same here. [deleted]
Nope. And most guys like beavers...
Even angry ones...
Haiku #17670
Not being able
to escape the cold would be
very upsetting.
Haiku #17671
What if they just want
to chill in nature and be
away from humans?
Haiku #17672
Look at the recent
"debt crisis". YOU ARE THE MAN!
TAKE WHAT YOU DESERVE!
Haiku #17673
Although this one is
actually the most valuable
fort I've ever had.
Haiku #17675
When the shirt is tucked
in, I carry a Sig p238
in my front pocket.
Haiku #17676
I started dyeing
my hair red because I got
sick of mousy brown.
Haiku #17677
If you're sweating then
you're obviously going
to need to hydrate.
Haiku #17678
I don't see the same
circumstances surrounding
Afghanistan, though.
Haiku #17679
The cows are also
in the grocery stores and you
gotta milk your milk.
Haiku #17680
Mechanic: Sure, what
do ya need?. Benedict: Well...
[benedict shoots him.
Haiku #17681
What I do know is
that over the years I've got
more and more control.
Haiku #17682
True. One word: China.
Not just China but mainly
China for imports.
Haiku #17683
i liked the theme song.
Anecdotal evidence
is anecdotal.
Haiku #17684
He's galvanizing
because of his attitude
and poor etiquette.
Haiku #17685
It won't help you one
bit if we're both sitting on
the living room couch.
Haiku #17686
She's hunted with us
from the time she was twelve, just
like the rest of us.
Haiku #17687
Ideally, the balls
would move exactly the same
way every time, right?
Haiku #17688
If you go without
shoes long enough, you will build
up come callous pads.
Haiku #17689
If he, rode in on
the public dime, then he should
be executed.
Haiku #17690
The hilarity
for me was her insistence
that she was awake.
Haiku #17691
It's not like there were
other ways to go about
this, nope, none at all.
Haiku #17692
It's not the greatest,
but it's the most consistent
fast food place around.
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Haiku #17883
You do amazing
things in your job all the time,
so thank you for that!!
Haiku #17884
I still haven't tried
smoking cigars again, though;
I still just dread that.
Haiku #17885
So fuck off and stop
being a cunt, I was trying
to be positive.
Haiku #18028
Unless you're talking
about starting another
undergrad program?
Haiku #18029
They don't have to be
big, or even related.
They just have to be.
Haiku #18031
Can't live with it... ...while
I'm naked. [deleted] Watch
some of the outtakes.
Haiku #18032
I have a question,
which WoW class and race do you
like playing the best?
Haiku #18033
It's alright, we all
get confused like that sometimes.
[Didn't he see the sign?
Haiku #18036
It was dead silent
in my friends house when we were
all sleeping over.
Haiku #18037
You made it because
you wanted to make the most
awesome thing ever...
Haiku #18038
I came to bed late
one night, and my girlfriend was
already asleep.
Haiku #18039
What newer games do
you guys think could benefit
from better music?
Haiku #18040
My brother sat up
once with his eyes closed and said,
"what are you doing?".
Haiku #18041
I have to admit
that one was pretty cool, but
rogue trip was the bomb.
Haiku #18042
But the darkness changed
the friendly forest he knew
during daylight hours.
Haiku #18043
Your prize never showed
because you never followed
through with your pledge hours!
Haiku #18044
And the Film Actors
Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong
Il is an asshole.
Haiku #18046
The trend has been less
tenured professors and more
part time professors.
Haiku #18047
I don't have them off
here on hand, but I recall
reading about them.
Haiku #18048
If you don't know how
to make a gun, firepower
*is* intelligence.
Haiku #18049
Die Another Day
is the only Bond movie
I don't love, actually.
Haiku #18050
The geography
isn't any better than
the Big Ten or SEC.
Haiku #18051
I'd never been told
I speak in my sleep before.
Are you a Wizard?
Haiku #18052
Ok. I actually
have no idea, because
I'm not a gamer.
Haiku #18053
my friend passed out from
playing video games all
night long on the couch.
Haiku #18054
I see a fresh bowl
delivered to your front door
in your near future.
Haiku #18055
It's not much to look
at unless you realize it's
deep, and wide as hell.
Haiku #18056
The intention was
not convince you in any
way whatsoever.
Haiku #18057
I should clarify,
left is not 10th grade but
is from November.
Haiku #18058
'jesus' shouldn't be
around yet, but who knows when
that actually happened.
Haiku #18059
Ok, then I'll tell
the truth and say that doesn't
make me feel awkward.
Haiku #18060
You never know who's
going to recognize or
come across the car.
Haiku #18061
I'm dead serious.
If that guy didn't have a badge,
he would be in jail.
Haiku #18062
All of a sudden
the budget would be balanced,
and jobs would exist.
Haiku #18063
When my husband came
home that evening, I acted
like I knew nothing.
Haiku #18064
IF you guys aren't friends
by the end of this stay, it's
not anyone's fault.
Haiku #18065
Alternatively,
don't move to the Vatican;
move to Milwaukee.
Haiku #18066
If I want to throw
my tomatoes, I will throw
my damn tomatoes.