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If I want to throw
     my tomatoes, I will throw
my damn tomatoes.

Ended up teaching
     the class how to program on
the teacher's request.

That being said though,
     you are pretty much a done
for if she sees this.

Shouldn't this either
     be the default first section
or nonexistent?

Cant wait... Might be hard
     at this point, but don't stress out
too much about this.

Any idea
     how I go about doing
either of those things?

I think the average
     Ford transmission feels really
muddy and awful.

This in itself is
     quite good reasoning to not
just 'trust' anyone.

[deleted] I feel
     like kisses are better than
when I was a kid.

I guarantee you
     if this was your daughter, you
would feel differently.

Not for nothing but
     my neighbors cats sneak into
my garage as well.

one time he started
     telling me my phone had too
many angry birds.

The main differences
     are gear ratios, tires,
and overall weight.

But shit. If you live
     in a blue state, you'll be fine.
Fuck those other states.

Is the pocket square
     supposed to make the pocket
bulge like that? Thank you!

NO! You can't be here!
     There's no logical reason
for you to be here!

How long does it take
     each train to accelerate
to their travelling speed?

Maybe I'm being
     thick but I don't understand.
BOOM, perspective change.

My brother has one,
     is great quality but just
does not feel the same.

I would not put them
     together until the new
boy can be neutered.

Number one I'm cool
     with because I don't wanna
fuck with your paycheck.

Monday is crappy
     conditions, so I'll probably
be in Manhattan.

Find ways to enjoy
     the run itself. Try new routes.
Try different paces.

Seriously, though,
     everyone should strive to be
who they want to be.

I should just print shirts.
     I may volunteer and join
the after party.

Secretly, no one
     has any idea how
to fix the country.

I just don't see it.
     I'm not going to help you
try to be funny.

Everything else is
     posture and must be booted
out of the market.

When I feel better
     about myself it fuels
my motivation.

Maybe if we band
     together, we can come up
with something better.

You still haven't backed
     up why you highly doubt it.
You just attacked me.

[deleted] Twisted
     was infinitely better.
I hope you can too.

But at the same time,
     don't try to tell everyone
else not to do it.

I wanna be on
     the floor I assume Cancer
Man was one of them.

I love what he says
     about revealing that you
are gay and a bear.

I'll need and old priest
     and a young priest! Wine bottle.
Beat someone with it.

I genuinely
     still think about it from time
to time. Damn you Joe.

It wasn't listed
     as "eat better" because that's
not something that's real.

Unemployed people
     need places to live as well.
Keep your standards low.

I sat up and reached
     over him and he asked me
what I was doing.

i think i'll watch Cool
     As Ice and see how it has
stood the test of time.

Ceremonial
     music was with a guitar,
banjo and fiddle.

The trick with this, though,
     is to BE interested, not
just ACT interested.

Looking good. I was
     gonna make a pussy joke
but I was too late.

And it doesn't help
     that we play Peppers, Matthews,
and Suh twice a piece.

I'm going to be
     "that guy." Unless the father
wants the kid, fuck off.

If he wants to help
     out, he should tell his family
to fuck off and help.

Why? Because both self
     and liberation are void.
How can both be void?

Also look into
     Venice on the North Eastern
coast of Italy.

With that said, the world
     itself does not have any
*objective* meaning.

I wish someone would
     offer me up a high five
while I was running!

The original
     vision may have been little
more than: "That bush moved!

I also think it's
     good if newcomers do more
listening than speaking.

For me anyway,
     taste better with spicy foods.
I can't stop laughing.

so like steve mcnair?
     [deleted] I think they'll get
eight years either way.

I don't know what I'm
     missing, except for a douche
attitude upgrade.

My main problems were
     the story and dialogue
didn't really match up.

[deleted] Oh wow.
     I didn't know that all alums
have access to it.

Roxy knows her shit.
     Good article. Don't forget
to mention Snow White!

Their product offering
     was initially going
to be pretty strange.

The following year,
     I became "lead" tech intern
due to skill level.

Not being seen by
     motion sensors is really
the only good thing.

If you have some friends
     from school, invite them to do
something after school.

Clearly, a wrench is
     thrown in the works when it comes
to blast concussion.

He made a gesture
     on my collar bone again
and I start to laugh.

Underground Lobster
     Knife Fighting leagues. I shouldn't
be telling you this.

Am I the only
     one that thinks these 4th wall
jokes are getting old?

Click on it and fill
     all the gaps. And we said "Nay!
We are but men! **ROCK!

You can do it! :D
     I will have to try bourbon
mashed sweet potatoes.

He was everywhere,
     not just in wrestling circles,
but in pop culture.

we were there to film
     and she had a busier
schedule than we did.

Since them, I can't run
     more than a hundred meters
or so without pain.

What's Eating Gilbert
     Grape Congratulations, you
bought diabetes!

Most of that money
     probably went to a very
few select people.

That is great. That is
     how fast I am losing weight
in the same weight range.

I've been downloading
     for years and haven't gotten
ONE virus in..... Years.

I would leave out all
     the important personal
stuff (*it's personal*).

Get the LOL
     Replay Recorder and start
recording your games.

That's right. I forgot
     about the difference between
the two. My mistake!

Corporate tax laws are
     written by corporations
for corporations.

One, who is going
     to take care of her after
she gets her boob job?

What is it about
     Rift that makes it stand out from
the rest? In Hip Hop.

Well the offenders
     came through in the end and cleaned
up after themselves.

I once ate dog food
     for shock value when I worked
at a grocery store.

You get to be high
     and your mom feels bad so is
extra nice to you!

[deleted] Under
     what legal framework do you
own that property?

Yep. a chop job is
     really going to ruin
those little beauties.

You have a point there;
     but occasionally the dual
i s the inverse.

People are wasteful.
     By the way, why shouldn't you
condition your roots?

Can you feel any
     difference in the air when you're
pitching in Denver?

I'm in pretty good
     shape and I would probably die
from all those circuits.

TIL that government
     engineers thought you could launch
nukes with phone whistling.

So people shouldn't
     have opinions about breast
size that you don't like?

"You are not allowed
     to view this page because you
are not in this league.

How many people
     here haven't had at least one
dream about Starcraft?

When I see 6-pack abs
     all I really think is "Damn
he must be hungry".

Maybe they assumed
     that a quick glance into our
locker was enough.

I wouldn't go 4x
     Inferno. More 6cc cards
isn't what you need.

I have a stainless
     soldering hook that I keep
by my computer.

Usually. I don't
     think it's a disgrace at all,
it's a compliment.

Re sex it is nice
     with the right person, and feels
very fulfilling.

[deleted] How can
     you determine this woman's
thoughts from a photo?

Last one. Not a fan,
     hope they figure something more
natural later on.

[deleted] resume
     not resume///// Where'd ya get it?
I regret nothing.

move that married bitch
     in then homey Corrosive?
Looks like a good deal.

Maybe she gets them
     and he ends up liking them
and not leaving her.

Yes, I can (any
     half decent programmers could
in fact), but you can't.

They're synonymous
     to me, but superstar is
not the one I use.

However, he can't
     deal with the older graphics.
Its a shame, really.

Other than that, you
     shouldn't run into any
issues doing this.

He hired someone
     to go down to Florida
and kill her. They tried.

I dare you to say
     you enjoyed it on PC.
So fucking awful.

That's what happens when
     long books get turned into just
two hours of movie.

The bank has nothing
     to do with it. I like you.
I've never had them.

I've never had them.
     What do they smell like? I heard
very awful things.

A large subset will
     come out and say, "Hey, leave them
alone already".

you're right, no one has
     to justify anything.
SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING.

Midwest! [deleted]
     [deleted] I'd like to climb
in that pot of gold.

I couldn't find him
     when I did a brief search but
I know he still sells.

I've fought in two World
     Wars and countless smaller ones
on three continents.

Not sure why things like
     /politics or /worldnews would
be blocked though at all...

[deleted] Not if
     she needs to put her password
in it. You sound nice.

It is not okay
     to use it, no matter what
comedians say.

Make it sound like he'll
     also be saving money
the sooner he leaves.

I suppose. It's not
     the end of the world if you
don't FLOSS everyday.

No, that isn't true,
     but now is not the time or
place to address it.

I don't want to be
     God anymore. The topic
is poorly written.

Cheers! He is going
     to end up being a real
life Uncle Rico.

No idea why.
     Ale? good on you man. a man
that makes things happen.

But porn? Come on. bah!
     this pan isn't big enough
for the two of us.

It's been a while since
     I've watched it, and I'm at work
right now. Yeah, it's nuts.

It's awesome. Also,
     yes you definitely can
add too much garlic.

But that doesn't mean
     I shouldn't argue for how
I think things *should* work.

hey thanks for making
     this thread, i was wondering
how long it lasted.

I was on a ship
     headed through the Drake Passage
to Antarctica.

im moving in on
     the 4th Makes sense to me
and I do agree.

I suppose it's up
     to what makes you feel good (not
like a slimy creep).

Wife sat up in bed.
     "Pants? Yes? No? Your pants? My pants?"
and then laid back down.

I'll have to figure
     out how to wire more than one
TV. Thanks again.

That wasn't the case
     but the end of that movie
is something else man.

extra in the bag
     is a lot of other stuff
worth of equipment.

I'd rather not get
     deployed, but it's still probably
going to happen.

I will talk to him
     about protocol of clubs
when i see him next.

I had forgotten
     about the number keys, though.
I'll give that a try.

Again, my comments
     are directed at the work
and not the person.

Is it completely
     surrounded by other holes'
fairways or something?

The deal with NATO
     is that when one power acts,
everybody acts.

And yet people think
     "everything in Australia
is trying to kill you".

More prisoners is more
     tax dollars that could have been
spent on something else.

I've had a nasty
     pit in my stomach the last
few weeks over this.

Real regular gas
     and its exhaust smelled even
better than today's.

You can justify
     anything with anything.
It's such a fun game!

Socially Awkward
     Penguin is often Good Guy
Greg misunderstood.

Algebra is more
     complex math, many students
have trouble with it.

I never told her
     the last part, but it almost
explains her distance.

I probably read too
     much into what the guy was
saying, I don't know.

I jumped backwards, tripped
     over a rug, and almost
had a heart attack.

On Kurdish Land? Yup.
     Why won't turkey let the Kurds
live in Kurdistan?

I'm always surprised
     at how bigoted people
can be. I'm Catholic.

The kind that supplies
     games to bars and restaurants or
the like. Call them up.

My office desk is
     lacking in the usual
dangerous objects.

At that point you can
     merely flip the cake over
and remove the base.

Peak oil is coming
     which isn't good for an oil
or food importer.

The Earth is in our
     stewardship, like the talents
in the parable.

Perhaps they are just
     pursuing knowledge for their
own interest and growth.

Made an unwritten
     promise to myself to not
buy from them again.

Am I the only
     one that things it's weird sharing
porn sites with your friends?

I know its messed up.
     But I care for him mom way
too much to give up.

Your normal question
     gets asked to nearly every
comedic actor.

They're sure to die from
     the bed sores after a few
years of playing right?

Are certain actions
     damaging for mankind, or
for the whole planet?

Giving alcohol
     to soldiers in a combat
zone is dangerous.

I knew I shouldn't
     be calculating stuff when
listening to music.

They could not become
     Christians. So they'd go into
eternal torture?

If you're commuting
     or riding around town or
bike paths, not a lot.

It's also awesome
     to recruit different lords or
make companions lords.

imagine if kids
     were born with a car between
their legs..... Not really.

People called you out
     for acting like a Nazi,
and you caved, you Dick.

And don't feel put off,
     but don't go to that one, it's
just not very nice.

Or are you saying
     he has a British accent
I'm not aware of?

we are equally
     allowed to discriminate.
That is equal no?

Willpower may not
     be sufficient, but it sure
is necessary.

And the cranky old
     guy across the street from me.
But that's about it.

These notes can only
     be used by you, and only
during the same match.

Did you ever put
     that WalMart gift card into
any of your decks?

If they're allergic
     to cats, I suppose I could
put the cat on them.

If you make any
     dough that needs kneading, the dough
hook is your best friend.

It's not about me
     hating you, it's about you
being a retard!!

There's no rule you can
     follow to make everyone
happy all the time.

So when I see HELP!!!
     or something similar not
one fuck is given.

Hard. (point 1)Yes, you pop
     poison and run away, watch
your opponent's life.

Coffee from... Starbucks?
     Ditto, just a prettier
outfit lol.

Once my teacher pulled
     my ear so hard that I bleed
from inside my ears.

I think a good scare
     like this is really nothing
to worry about.

[deleted] That scene
     makes my girlfriend laugh until
she cries every. Time.

Because the science
     in the show has ALWAYS held
up to scrutiny...

That's the space I share
     with my husband and I want
to keep it that way.

Finkle is Einhorn!
     Einhorn is Finkle! How does
one attract oneself?

Use your scouts! If you
     die, heal a scout to get back
to the line faster.

is it possible
     to get cervical cancer
and get the vaccine?

Future growth comes from
     competition based on skills
and technology.