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I like it a lot,
     I don't do much more than cruise
my flat campus though.

This has been brewing
     for decades, and the camels
back finally broke.

Guess you just never
     really hear it when the song
is playing out loud.

Veggies I only
     eat when combined with meat, or
at least drowned in sauce.

An edge gets dull by
     being beat on hard shit like
shields, armor, and swords.

Some of the general
     educational courses
though were like this though...

Safari also
     indicates when those pages
contain new content.

this haiku has been
     provided by bo burnham
this person stole it.

Is that not rather
     specifically why we should
help these idiots?

Turned it in before
     anyone else, ran back home
to go back to sleep.

[deleted] Sorry
     dude, nothing personal, just
really bored at work.

Try not to sit right
     down the back or in the seats
just behind bulkheads.

I have a father
     from Taiwan and a mother
from Mainland China.

I didn't think it was
     in human nature to do
something this evil.

And subconsciously
     he will be your best wing man,
just you see. Karma.

The only thing I'll
     probably end up using is
the cleanser. Maybe.

Bigger fish to fry.
     I am a casual player
and play by myself.

Not me; she's pretty
     adamant it won't be her.
And so: happiness.

I trust that applies
     to the USA and their
southern border too?

You're the first person
     here who's said that, can I get
you to explain why?

My friend would just blast
     their asshole geese with a hose
to keep 'em at bay.

my left palm stays on
     the keyboard when i type, but
my right hand hovers.

Their loss. I'm famous!
     I play WoW. That's why I don't
have that many hours.

Regardless, this is
     going nowhere so good night.
Why wouldn't you know?

When I was little
     I would walk around the house
and eat the petals.

Why? This isn't good!"
     Well, it isn't good. There are
multiple reason.

Parliament! Drop balls
     are used if the game stops while
the ball is in play.

Personally, I love
     the twist that everyone saw
coming at the end.

If there are no good
     spots for that, go sandman or
maybe fan o war.

Wheeling in the big
     guns is a bandaid that will
not cure this issue.

No, most girls wouldn't
     do that, just the crazy ones.
Good luck with that one.

It's funny looking
     back, because I'm not even
going to college!

She can either pay
     or SHE must find another
roommate for you guys.

My Grandmother is
     still in my heart and I still
feel she is with me.

That guy always hurts
     his leg in the background. false.
please do your research.

Its government was
     also composed of artists,
almost to a man.

Fun fact: In Stockholm
     the public buses actually
run on human shit.

Nope, not high schoolers,
     even though my friend still think
hee is in high school.

/dog owner, just far
     far away I think I may
have been the third one.

Not intense? Darling,
     you literally had a brush
with death. That's intense.

That's intense. At least
     I'D be really fucked up if
that happened to me.

Worst thing is being
     stuck at a closed gas station
with an empty tank.

LOVE IT! Damn.. I would
     totally take you up on
that offer.. :P Yes.

That is all. I've met
     Steve Albini and he's not
the nicest person.

Cody is the best,
     stoked to see him fight again!
Classy gentleman.

It's not hard to come
     up with evidence against
Christianity.

I will second that,
     Buffalo Trace white dog is
rich in corn flavor.

It's his first day back.
     It can only get better.
Beam him out, Scotty!

Best of luck! I find
     landing strips very sexy.
James Potter at heart.

Regardless of this,
     I still have to defend Track
geometry though.

Animal control
     couldn't do much because they're
just overloaded.

I think Spanish too.
     But I wanted to know what
people thought out there.

Was just starting on
     the last question when I had
to put my pen down.

Why are you so far
     from saving me, so far from
my cries of anguish?

Living in Europe,
     one would think at least I would
be aware of this.

Also, Blizzard sold
     their games at those prices long
before the merger.

I think so Brain, but
     where are we going to find
rubber pants our size?

Perry hasn't said
     how much tax money was spent
on the prayer rally.

She's leaving markers.
     It's her way of knowing who
you have in your room.

Does that mean you now
     feel it is ok to force
people to do things?

Stop putting pressure
     on it, and just try to get
to know her better.

What's with the delay?
     Do you have enough supplies
for the trail ahead?

In a few years she'll
     know what she wants, be it one,
the other, or both).

In a perfect world
     no parties, but we all know
that wouldn't happen.

The only ones who
     are homeless are mentally
ill or drug addicts.

This is exactly
     what you and 10s of other
Day9 followers did.

My house has something
     very similar to that,
it is delightful.

Second time it was
     my turn I did it again,
hoping for more laughs.

If not, after three
     weeks, ask the fine lady out.
Commence sexy time.

Superlatives fail
     to adequately describe
this piece. Black at heart!

This one just happened
     to be in a Dining Hall.
This guy never stops!!

Was this behavior
     motivated by other
men in your mom's life?

About bleeding time.
     Not putting that in till now
was just laziness.

Then you try being
     nice and cheery, and see how
that works out for you.

Yes, the sky is blue,
     thugs are thugs, and people put
up with misery.

Second, I'm not sure
     what standard you are using
for "the nick of time".

In Hold 'Em, people
     get winners on the river
all the fucking time.

You are certainly
     free to think that, and I won't
hold it against you.

You are free to think
     what you want even if you
have no evidence.

And that's OK, but
     enough with this trite contrived
pandering bullshit.

But if you really
     do want to be exclusive
with her, then tell her.

So I'm better off
     buying keys as trading pawns
if I want this hat?

Just shut the fuck up.
     I don't know, I think the guy
was pretty funny.

What the? I did try
     talking to him about it.
A few times actually.

Like I said, report
     any post that you think is
not tagged properly.

I thought this would be
     one funny joke that people
would see and move on.

He wound up getting
     fired from both because his
volume got too low.

Does this vehicle
     belong to someone from clan
Giusti? Well good luck!

What sort of things did
     she do that were related
to her disorder?

its my favorite place.
     i look hawaiian so i'll
fit in. and NO KIDS.

These things are not well
     explained in the marketing.
I do the same thing!

His answer is good
     enough for Marie and things
begin to heat up.

With something as big
     as that, it would be stupid
to implement it.

So I've only had
     meat once or twice and it makes
my physically ill.

I am not English,
     but I acknowledge your great
history and culture.

Man it would have been
     cool to smoke a jay with him.
that's still not enough.

They are, perhaps, not
     quite as popular today
as they used to be.

I love how he shouts
     "And I'm sorry I'm losing
my temper right now".

I'm sorry friend, but
     I really don't think this sub
is the place for this.

I agree with this,
     the doctor might recommend
you change the dosage.

Where does government
     get its resources to do
the things you listed?

Like out running cops.
     Ugh "Abraham... the one who
nearly killed his son?

[deleted] This is
     the first time Anonymous
has had my support.

If she's just being
     careful great, fine, I'd rather
she do her job well.

I knew I shouldn't
     have watched the videos, but
I did anyway.

I don't understand
     why people would want long nails
at all. Fake or real.

Tech companies give
     you a faster chip and you
think hallelujah.

One should never be
     proud of that over which one
never had control.

Very dangerous.
     Only use it to balance
what you are doing.

It's entirely
     possible, but it doesn't
really seem like it.

Any suggestion
     or which I should pick up first?
:D How apt. Fuck you.

I suggest something
     minimalist, like this one,
as a first project.

Barely old enough
     to get in the clubs they play,
but savvy trippers.

But it is in fact
     probably getting dirtier
more than wearing out.

The kids of course all
     started laughing, and I felt
like an idiot.

Surrounding it is
     nearly a sea of lava
from what I can tell.

with the sharks and jets.
     I'm going to stupid hell
aren't I? love it! thanks.

With some of them you
     might get along, others will
disagree with you.

Either way, she would
     *not* be single. you're the one
who is crying here.

What's England? I know
     London's a city, but what's
with the other shit.

Does she have any
     tips for an up and coming
version of herself?

I was so busy
     playing, I actually didn't care
about that either.

Tired of sitting
     at your computer but want
to keep doing stuff?

In as much as it's
     your money, I don't care if
you want to waste it.

For example, who
     got decide that a hammer
was called a hammer?

The LA Riots raised
     important questions about
race and poverty.

They have no reason
     to riot and they want free
shit without the work.

I would have to say
     that there are less Idiots
in Indiana.

You gotta commit.
     Fellow November 4th
birthday, standing by.

Bear mace? Fuck them first
     to establish dominance?
This. Very much this.

Hat off to you Sir.
     And godspeed to the fallen.
Jesus would be proud.

And the only way
     to do that is to reform
our voting system.

THE EMPTY HAND WHERE'S
     MY TREAT BITCH?" This comment will
not be deleted.

I had a horse while
     I was at school (still do) yet
I was not this girl.

Your logic may just
     be slipping a bit now No,
it isn't OK.

In other words, you
     have no idea what you
are talking about.

It is because you
     are not enough tolerant!
Be more tolerant!

You seem like a smart
     guy, but you aren't any good
at hurling insults.

TURN OFF THAT BULLSHIT!
     Exactly, also, i was
high as fuck last night.

I would like to see
     footage of the government
stomping these punks down.

Girls with make up caked
     on their faces while wearing
flip flops and short shorts.

I can confirm this.
     I got one! Pm me what
you'd like to offer.

But the time it takes
     isn't really a factor
to look down on it.

Now. People who play
     games like that are not people
worth being around.

People who play games
     like that are not people worth
being around. Ah.

Had the same message.
     You're not as unrecognized
as you think, Hero.

Maybe he was just
     remarking on how horny
for kills I was. Why?

Some are turning towards
     islam, some are leaving, some
are apathetic.

In fact If i hide
     the pill in the grape i can
swallow that just fine.

Yesterday he was
     telling me Hitler was right.
sharp edges I bet.

I know from now on
     to not read any comments
by YOU! lol.

As you pointed out,
     the only people here are
Harry Potter fans.

Is it really her
     consciousness stored in there or
is it a copy?

We are not talking
     about only teens that are
obsessed with horses.

people donated
     absolutely everything,
including candy.

"Hey, a sexy girl
     has the same birthday as me,
what's the chance of that?

Nothing beats football
     (soccer) though, sorry. I'm from
Ireland, by the way.

Thank you for giving
     such a well reasoned, thoughtful,
and polite response.

track his IP, lure him
     to admit things that'll help
identify him.

No, it's not. No ones
     saying that they literally
can't tell the difference.

If you really want
     to know all about it, though,
books are your best choice.

I've noticed this on
     some of the newer cards, since
duelist pack Crow.

Yea, he's dope but good
     luck finding enough events
to wear a tux to.

Seriously, no
     one else immediately
thought to comment that?

Watching the liquid
     bubble into the cup is
strangely hypnotic.

Oh, it is there. Huh.
     It's just in a place my mind
naturally ignores.

I agree, for me
     socializing is the best
thing for depression.

my adorable
     sensors are on serious
overload Bullies?

I've showed my parents
     and close friends once and they didn't
believe it was me.

As for inflation,
     consumers are not spending
because they're in debt.

That 3-pager is all
     I've seen anyway, maybe
there is more somewhere?

So I don't see why
     you see Sweden as second
best after Korea.

Moreover, they don't
     despair, because despairing
implies _losing_ faith.

I'll tell you what I've
     been telling myself, which is:
Don't beat yourself up.

I'll see if i can
     find a better example
to explain my point.

Plenty of loving
     stable families out there who
would kill for a kid.

Kinda why I want
     to be able to discuss
things, best way to learn.

There is one stupid
     glitch I know of that might be
causing your problem.

And you can't reason
     or even talk with this guy
and people like him.

Somebody boo her
     for everything that is wrong
with America.

Except for the seat
     and the sissy bar, nice bike
with a great motor.

Can't decide which is
     the best, tho Her elbows are
clearly too pointy.

I don't really get
     the process for rendering
controls on pages.

So there aren't dead stars
     that you can actually look up
and see with your eyes?

And you're entitled
     to enjoy it whichever
way you want, of course.

Fuck I hate this state.
     I'm moving away again
after the winter.

If anyone wants
     some of my other sources,
I'll be glad to share.

Remove the english
     premium and he should be
going for like 7-10m.

I can't figure out
     if that should be captioned "hot,"
"dumb," or "hot and dumb."

None of these people
     can throw very good punches.
Yeah it is worth it.

Lets hope they can skip
     the huge wars part that happened
after we did that.

Some people feel judged
     when they learn of the lifestyle
choices of others.

*No no no, no no.
     If you squint your eyes, they find
you in cereal.

There was a homeless
     woman in my hometown who
was bat shit crazy.

Am I the only
     one who crossed my legs and winced
after reading that?

A man is defined
     by his character, not his
outward appearance.

I was the naive
     kid who did this when I was
in kindergarten.

[deleted] Speechless.
     It doesn't get a whole lot
crazier than that.

Made an account just
     to comment on this, WHERE IS
THIS AMAZING PLACE?!

They test you, push you
     to go as far as you can
in what you excel.

I would rather guess
     that thief knew exactly what
the "jewelry" was worth.