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Claiming medical
     conspiracies about weight
loss medications.

try for something else.
     you might a girl who will move
this one right on out.

[deleted] I'd just
     like to add that "parking **spot**"
is also common.

You need to distance
     yourself from this girl and try
to get over her.

What makes this truly
     great is that a rubber duck
race is bigger news.

A link to the post
     about a Link to the Past
No group function yet.

[deleted] You are
     also known amongst your peers
as a cry baby.

She did like the books,
     and I'm sure she would have loved
to see the movie.

that's okay, it was
     all staged anyhow (cash cab,
I mean) Citation?

Crazy thing is, though,
     everyone can have ethics,
regardless of creed.

It may be because
     I had an item equipped
from the other shop.

Here is a woman
     who has no idea what
she's getting into.

I assumed natural
     resources but I wasn't
aware of what kind.

You've got two options.
     Either you set the record
straight (heh) or you don't.

POT OF GREED, BELIEVE
     IT! It's hard to fight lawsuits
when you're short on cash.

This sort of thing is
     what happens when people don't
research quite enough.

There's not all that much
     I can say, really. I hope
you feel better soon.

The other guy had
     to go to a drug class, but
never saw a judge.

i assume it would
     work the same if a gun was
shooting the candy.

Completely agree
     about Song of Susannah
and The Dark Tower.

That is why someone
     got a gun pointed at them
in their own driveway.

remember her but
     remember she wouldn't want
you in so much pain.

Nice work! [deleted]
     Just... No. this is honestly
disgusting to watch.

And I do agree
     with you, or at least more kids
who think for themselves.

Oh wait. I'm actually
     talking about a legal
drug here, alcohol.

Why do people still
     not understand musical
taste is subjective?

We're teetering on
     default and what do they do?
They talk about this."

If you don't like it,
     you can take a train, or drive,
or take a ferry.

if you're in the mood
     for some kick ass parties just
go to Janis Stuff.

I hear that works well.
     [deleted] Wow, actually quite
creative, well done.

Very beautiful!
     How did you make this? Do you
have stats to prove that?

just look at any
     recent sports illustrated
swimsuit edition.

Some people on here
     have some very wrong reasons
for liking music.

It will let you change
     media volume based on
which app is opened.

But did the house elves
     show up at the wrong battle?
That is the true test.

sir paul callaghan
     gave a great talk about this.
[pretty sure it's this.

I always wondered
     why people deliberately
wanted to be brown.

He was you... and me.
     He was all of us. What nights
do you need to crash?

Well depending on
     what you're used to it's very
hot or not so hot.

I can't wait until
     I experience a love
like that for myself.

However, I think
     the majority of them
have different reasons.

As far as I know,
     it was about a guy who
started graffiti.

I absolutely
     love chest hair and I don't mind
hair on the belly.

I would agree, but
     only where the victim knew
he was losing life.

Some day there's going
     to be a very pissed off
burglar in my town.

Watchmen was my first
     and I've been searching so long
to reach the same high.

Hang in there and just
     try to take it as it comes,
cliche as it sounds.

I can't be bothered
     to try and teach the finer
points of the game, though.

I once saw a sign
     saying 'Are you Lesbian,
Gay or Transgender?

Get all that juicy
     personal information,
make bank from their bank.

To me it just seems
     like a disclaimer in case
he made a mistake.

There's this really cool
     device that was invented
many years ago.

I certainly am
     not wishing that upon you
so don't think I am.

It is not as though
     the vote is about throwing
funding at something.

Congratulations.
     All I can think about is
the Stephen King book.

Again, I believe
     abortion is an ok
procedure to have.

Personally, I'd say
     I'm well hung. I totally
agree Like a Boss.

More good tracks than most
     electronic artists I've
ever known, in fact.

It renders the whole
     thing meaningless, yes, but not
moral by default.

Sounds like a lawsuit
     that should be easy to win
in a just country.

If you didn't know who
     he was you would never know
he was on TV.

In fact more petrol
     is the result of cracking
than distillation.

This "MotherLand" is
     going to shit, so its time
to get out of here.

I come here because
     some people might possibly
benefit from it.

Just because he has
     the power to do something
doesn't make him right.

So there's no question
     that it would be immoral
to press the button!

Witchcraft! Heresy!
     All the professions carry
some degree of risk.

Just saying. My point
     is your generalizations
are not accurate.

To be fair, the floor
     is working pretty hard too.
You sir have not lived.

those arent my words.
     here ill edit it for you
I love him so much.

Hopefully he didn't
     take it to heart like you did
and wouldn't punch me.

Usually that makes
     the first step down counter, but
I can live with that.

Radar is also
     very nice depending on
where you are cruising.

Yes, because they use
     fedex for their logistics
and long range transport.

Could you elaborate?
     "He's making siege tanks, those are
good against roaches.

If it's not long, then
     don't worry about trimming.
Clean is important..

Don't know for sure if
     I'd say sexy. We're gonna
need clearer pictures.

I have the top bed."
     But the mathematical
odds aren't even close!

I need my Alan
     Rickman fix. Breaking Bad There
is a way round this.

I have no problems
     regulating what the poor
can buy with food stamps.

Do you have any
     numbers to support your white
supremacist claim?

I wouldn't go on
     until they person actually
answered the question.

A race on its own.
     Crazy, right? [deleted] *There
You call that a swap?

I don't think that ghosts
     or haunting are anything
to worry about.

I presume it has
     to be a special someone
that accuses you.

I could just sit down
     all day and play wow and hang
out with my friends there.

Maybe they're Korean
     Mexicans? where the fuck can
I get one of those.

Got any panties?
     I have seen how Heritage
uses those numbers.

I wish my life was
     more like this show lesson learned.
easy on the mousse.

easy on the mousse.
     Serious question: What counts
as "tossing around"?

Also, the bottle
     and artwork is beautiful.
Yes!!!!! Something better.

I had never seen
     Paths To Freedom but I can
see the resemblance.

LOL. I was
     about to go away from
this thread. Glad I didn't.

So when howard comes
     up, you recall we had Rudd?
Fair enough to mate.

shotguns are also
     used for trap shooting, which is
very, very fun.

This is similar
     to saying "I am not sure,
but think it is X".

Pocket medic fits
     into this category
I live far inside.

yes my math is wrong,
     and yes the odds are good, but
I wouldn't do it.

Explain what Smith meant
     by the metaphor, and why
you think he was wrong.

He starting touching
     my arms, saying how he wished
he was built like me.

You have a problem
     with flightless birds or something?
Or just my species?

[deleted] I think
     the Republican party
will implode in time.

Shit, you did as well.
     Oh well, cheers to karma bombs.
Ride the wave, baby.

It matters less than
     most guys think but more than most
women will tell you.

I love this picture!
     It is now my wallpaper
I... don't understand.

lol, go nuts
     I thought I would hate this, but
glad to say I didn't.

I guess I'm kinda
     rambling a bit here, but you
get the idea.

This can be fixed, but
     some people don't take the time
to do so. Music.

I personally think
     that VI was probably the best
one they ever made.

I think the friends list
     changes are a bigger change
than the trade system.

Also where? Turn off
     radio, lean forward, bug
out eyes and worry.

This is a fucking
     lame excuse, and you're fucking
lame for using it.

Just be sure to use
     the same exposure as you
move through the captures.

with Neil DeGrasse
     Tyson also addresses
this,.. and it's **awesome.

Calgary guys are
     really the only active
ones on this forum.

Phantom Dancer will
     leave you too vulnerable.
There we go. Genius.

We ended up not
     bringing anything, mostly
because we forgot.

(Although I'm going
     to buy it just for the quick
build option) What? No.

I can only think
     that when they take group showers,
it's just amazing.

The answer you chose
     was obviously just trying
to get me worked up.

everything looks good!
     the keyboard caught my eye, how
is it to type on?

Then the kid sat down
     to shoot up some heroine
and got super high.

I apologize
     for my ignorance but, why
is it called Phil Face?

This is because those
     models predict *exactly*
our observations.

Any other time
     in history and the mailman
would have been the best.

In one word... "PUSSY"!!!!!!
     Same here. I mean with thinking
about starting it.

What the fuck? Haikus?
     This is fucking retarded!
Oh. I guess it's not.

I used to work hard
     Then I found this here website
Forever alone?

Finally, I want
     to remind you that this is
how fascism starts.

Dicks in space they said,
     It could not be all that bad.
**No more faith in God.

I hope it works out,
     good men and women are damn
hard to find these days.

I shook it and felt
     that there was still a few drops
left in the bad boy.

You suggest we should
     not seek to understand what
has caused these riots.

That's a fucking man.
     I don't know if this really
counts as gay bashing?

Team sports are one way
     for people to like them, but
not the only way.

You can't have much if
     any savings, so a down
payment would be small.

I hope I answered
     your questions adequately.
Thanks for the interest!

Perhaps as highly
     as any of the other
corruptions mentioned.

Mine did. Then again
     everyone in the family
but her is a nerd.

[](/melvin) ...and Patrick
     Star sounds like a porn name! [](/troll)
No, that's my password.

But with so many
     people what can you do but
go and see and try.

Tell it to your friends.
     That's about all you can do.
Thank you for sharing.

The Spirit is not
     Jesus. God is Father, Son,
and Holy Spirit.

It was always "Yes
     sir" or "no sir" I don't blame
you if you didn't know.

Time for you to come
     up with something other than
your weak beliefs, friend.

Get as far away
     from this person as you can.
Avoid calls, emails.

With the feedback I'm
     getting I'm feeling pretty
safe to replace them.

That sounds like something
     that would happen where I used
to live. Where was this?

She should have way more
     emphasis on YOU rather
than a stupid ring.

I smell viral. No,
     he just did exactly one
take for everything.

[deleted] Mine used
     do this, but after a few
hours it'll disappear.

They've hinted it will
     have competitive features,
so just wait and see.

You computer was
     made by somebody who makes
one dollar an hour.

In fact, I think OP
     is the first person I've seen
that thinks the opposite.

[deleted] Perhaps.....
     each situation and each
person is different.

This girl used to play
     with my wiener when I was
in kindergarten.

Sorry I can't come
     up with anything that fits
the bill exactly.

[deleted] I say,
     this is amusing enough
to be a rage face.

But but apple is
     the devil and steve jobs steals
kidneys from orphans!

A Molotov would
     take me a bit longer due
to the learning curve.

DAE hear "The Final
     Countdown" when they looked at this?
ARE YOU A WIZARD?!

It will hold your poo
     from just long enough to bail
out and get cleaned up.

You did nothing wrong.
     If someone loves you, they will
not treat you that way.

I won't comment on
     the actual question since I'm
new at it also.

The number in "base
     n" means how many different
symbols you can use.

You can only use
     "mac compressed music". Yep, there's
no alternative.

No true dat its just
     the way the world is now that's
why I said *any*.

That high mutation
     rate is a target for some
drugs being researched.

Frolicking along
     the beach with pants rolled to knees.
Skipping in meadow.

Your mother would want
     you to live not just a good
life but a great one.

I was lying down
     in bed when I felt something
crawling up my leg.

failed it or nailed it!
     I hope that they do this shit
only for the hits.

It took me many
     years, but in the end it was
so satisfying.

He valued people
     whom he could use to advance
his own objectives.

Master Kush Ultra!?
     I've had master kush before,
but never ultra.

I've had master kush
     before, but never ultra.
How is it? which bar?

i don't care about
     anything you have to say
you fucking loser.

When nobody else
     answers though, I can't just sit
there like I'm brain dead.

Their assault rifles
     almost certainly do not
have auto fire mode.

Like who came into
     this post and was like.. fuck this!
I like this better.

Or are you going
     to tell me that your dad can
beat up my dad next.

Some wars end better
     than others, but few end well,
except for the US.

I have never seen
     something that has so aptly
deserved an up vote.

Left. I didn't realize
     The Hangover invented
Tigers. ah, alright.

I prefer larger
     dogs that I can wrestle with.
YES! I said wrestle!

I want to do right
     by them which is why I am
asking for advice.

It does affect straight
     line speed significantly
outside of the launch.

However, it is
     wiser not to walk alone
in certain places.

I had to drive past
     crushed houses and businesses
to get to the mall.

Thank you for sharing!
     In America: You go
bankrupt when you're sick.

Yeah, it was even
     more jarring because we'd come
straight from our winter.

Do you feel like you
     could kiss a guy with passion
like you would a girl?

[deleted] I hope
     that money was refunded
by the defence fund.

LOL Or both
     things simultaneously
in a quantum field.

I'm sure there's more but
     can't think of many right now.
Anyhow, good luck!

Cook up some onions
     and peppers and throw in some
fresh avocado.

I may be wrong, but
     I'm pretty sure this is how
Jimmy Hendrix died.

Everything Starship
     Troopers lacks. I was thinking
the exact same thing.

Thank you! I will make
     sure to mark any links like
that in the future.

If you're reading this,
     you have to admit it's true,
remember my res.

I like it a lot,
     I don't do much more than cruise
my flat campus though.