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I can't imagine
     the series ending the same
way the season did.

Let me know if you
     have some feedback, I'd really
appreciate it!

I really hoped you
     were trolling. I still hope that.
Or even Ladner.

Heaven forbid you
     accidentally push stop
instead of title.

Anyone who's worked
     through a web framework book could
do better than that...

Throw Duncan Edwards
     into that mix and there's no
way we'd ever lose.

I'm reasonably
     sure Canadian and US
law is the same there.

the original
     is too dark and details get
lost in that darkness.

It took me a long
     time to realize that normal
people don't do this.

The first time you yak
     after a long bender is
always nice I've found.

Only bringing those
     up to say that I'm stable
and dependable.

You associate
     yourself with people that were
from the middle east?

Health care should never
     be concerned with preventing
people's illnesses.

And if "your old self
     comes with", then you're no worse off
than you were before.

Who knows? you could've
     gone to one of those other
ones back in the day!

Worst. Now it feels like
     the bonus piece of bread (since
I pay for bread now).

I see dinosaurs.
     Student body president
in college. Best. Job.

One of those rights is
     the choice to decide what is
done to their body.

I'll start with the best
     case scenario and work
my way down from there.

Its a daily thing.
     Any bookshelves left? How much
would you want for them?

drink from the cold one.
     Suck on something for awhile.
Drink from the warm one.

Holy balls, that's good.
     In regards to 'What do you
think is more likely?

By the horrible,
     malevolent brats I had
to go to school with?

Don't know if I could
     actually get away with it.
It says "Volume Two".

The city can choose
     to hire a respectable
"policing service".

So the answer is
     "people legitimately
dislike him that much".

Wouldn't it be sweet
     to just wake up everyday
and just be happy?

We've been dating since
     February and I know
she is right for me...

I think if I got
     into a fight with Borden
he would mess me up.

I was a bigger
     fan of Perry Saturn, but
not for his mic skills.

Which of these riders
     is more likely to get hit
by a passing car?

He voted against
     Iraq. He voted against
the Patriot Act.

I've been in a place
     where I've wanted to before,
but not anymore.

There is only one
     reason you would throw someone
in jail who can't pay.

Mountains. Shit won't stop
     sucking just because you move
away and start fresh.

There is something out
     there restricting medical
schools from teaching it.

They fixed it, I just
     watched it a few hours ago
and it was perfect!

It's closer to "I'm
     not sure *why* you're using these
AOL CDs."

I'm supposed to write
     tickets and find stolen cars.
Do Bouley for lunch.

There are better ways
     to fight it yet you refuse
to consider it.

The lie makes you feel
     better and the truth hurts, but
is that what you want?

We could play laser
     tag on second avenue
or meet for coffee.

I would love to see
     more of your sexy body
doing dirty things.

But kudos to you
     Tony, keep trying to broaden
the definition.

I think they're moving
     in the right direction, not
sure if they're there yet.

You can PM me
     if you do not want the site
mentioned in the thread.

Just because you are
     in the gym more doesn't mean
you're doing more work.

Do it to enough
     women and eventually
you'll find one that bites.

Who cares if he has
     crazy stuff in his head he's
got crazy talent.

I just walked away.
     Where do you start when someone
says something like that.

This is dope. Didn't see
     anything I need but thank
you for the offer!

Do you see many
     people who have come from North
Korea recently?

I learned how to get
     blood stains out of anything
by reading that book.

[deleted] You don't
     have any of that right since
you're mixing my words.

there's a sweet, older
     man that comes into the store
every now and then.

Rest in peace to all
     the people who went to sleep
forever today.

Only government
     threat of a breakup forced them
to act honestly.

Still have that somewhere,
     came one of the Nintendo
magazines didn't it?

I would like to know
     what the lower limit was
for that department.

Our African Grey
     took off once when someone left
the front door open.

Sore necks for a week!
     Make sure you let the Humane
Society know!

Yes and the actual
     auction was later declared
to be illegal.

When he gets back home,
     you hold on to him and you
never let him go.

The reviews are great
     lol It used to be
cool, but now it sucks.

It is as good or
     better than The Godfather
or Citizen Cane.

How do you do this?
     I mean, I know the technique,
but it tastes SO bad.

What a load. We're all
     addicted to behavior
like a drug addict.

EDIT: I'm sorry,
     I noticed this comment is
in the negative.

That is just silly,
     I know he needs their money,
but why play that game?

No matter how loud
     you made them, you still couldn't
make out the details.

I like long walks on
     the beach, sunsets, and planking
during sunsets. This.

HE met HER on there.
     After that, my WoW family
just kind of dissolved.

Anyone who was
     surprised by his actions can
only blame themselves.

Anyone know how
     much in baggage fees Southwest
Airlines collected?

I came home, slowly
     my head began to unwind,
settle, and calm down.

What morals? You mean
     the morals of extending
the patriot acT?

I had similar
     problems with the so called 'friends'
I had in high school.

Details on that sling?
     I'm still trying to figure out
something for my AR.

I won't (or rarely
     do) use my phone when hanging
out with friends. Tristram.

Already married.
     It's quite sad that even has
to be a demand.

[deleted] Sometimes,
     but I don't trust the people
I meet who've done this.

As they get better
     at it, you can make your lies
more believable.

I will never stop
     masturbating to *appease*
my family or friends.

Jade has always been
     the worst poster because he's
had *lots* of practice.

Which politicians
     can we write to regarding
this fucking nonsense.

[deleted] no thanks
     and the problem with this is........?
haters gonna hate.

If you ever get
     the urge to drink Tennessee
Whiskey, try Dickel.

Note that I have no
     citation, I'm just saying
that is what I've heard.

Tease them, talk to them,
     let them talk about themselves
alot, smile alot.

Awesome! I love it!
     Hey there! Yeah, it does feel good
to have it confirmed.

I take mine off when
     I walk in the door, and I've
been white my whole life.

We stopped at a gas
     station and my husband went
inside to get drinks.

And of course buying
     Apple stock back when it was
at least lowest point.

Yeah, but the Asian
     market is not my default
place to buy groceries.

I think face fucking
     mickey might leave some children
emotionally scarred.

I would disappear
     so fast, and let people think
I died. No problem.

You are one clever
     man getting lots of precious
karma points! Well done.

[citation needed].
     And I mean neuroscience,
not philosophy.

Just giving a tip
     so you don't have to worry
about this again.

I love that i can
     tell who's from East PA and West
PA just based on this.

I'm crying again.
     I feel for you man. More than
you could ever know.

She isn't going
     to make it through withdrawal
unless she wants to.

DAE think the thumbnail
     kinda looks like Poe? Looks great!
Are those onions though?

It sounds illegal,
     I just don't know why. "This is
where babies are born.

If you haven't yet,
     try reading anything by
Brandon Sanderson.

That's a good movie,
     but why did you bring it up?
That sure is a lie.

Life would be simple
     and guys would just have to show
up to get a girl.

I typically play
     Beta lands. The classic look
is too nice. Oh god.

People buy Windows?
     A better story about
Adam West? PROVE IT.

seriously, don't
     kill those fuckers, we're running
low on them right now.

Really that's weird, I've
     blacked out on two different trips,
both high dosages.

That's why I asked if
     the motor was spinning when
the cycle started.

No dice, spinning wheels,
     or random card piles dictate
the flow of this game.

If 'the natural laws'
     have taken over what will
worshipping God do?

I'm not arguing
     anything, I'm describing
what's here and not here.

I'll try to see if
     there isn't a better way
to express the plot.

I wasn't even
     giving an opinion just
asking a question.

This is why on must
     test there faith daily and know
why they believe it.

We don't ever want
     to forget the horrible
events of the past.

I think learning on
     how to pack a backpack would
be more essential.

There's your Electric
     type (lack of STAB is taken
care of by Calm Mind).

Focus on what you're
     trying to sell, either the search,
mail, etc.

Southerner now but
     grew up in in the northeast.
They are fireflies.

When someone says "hey
     so and so, play us a song".
Drink lots of water.

What's important is
     the striving for the goodness
that your faith informs.

I can't quite tell, but
     in the first panel it looks
like you're in the street.

The fact that weed is
     against the law, however,
is part of the fun.

Anyone who was
     surprised by his actions can
only blame themselves.

This is why WE don't
     give a rat's ass if you come
into OUR city.

I swear you people
     are worst than the people you
make fun of sometimes.

Personally, joining
     the Army was the smartest
thing I've ever done.

This would also be
     good, but conservatives will
not agree to this.

Not good with other
     silicone toys, but the lube
itself is brilliant!

The chips don't give you
     any knowledge or even
extra memory.

I didn't know I was
     so happy until I was
unhappy again.

especially those not
     dumb enough to drink and drive
My thought exactly.

I'm an atheist,
     but believe me when I say
that you do God's work.

otherwise you will
     get some garbage that could be
really bad for you.

It's a big risk. Yeah,
     can someone please explain what
game this is about?

Corporate tax is passed
     direction to consumers
in the price of goods.

Your wife is a babe!
     You win! Are you implying
I am only mere?

I just think it's sad
     that so many stories here
are just flat out lies.

Up your Black Anus!
     That's a notebook processor,
not a desktop one.

Thanks for the support
     and for actually knowing what
you're talking about.

Get a warm wash cloth
     and wipe him clean and he will
love you forever.

Is it reasonable
     to think that evolution
may not be the truth?

The did a picture
     in picture and the Bulls game
was the small picture.

If you want cheap clothes
     and shit go to Gabriel
Brothers in Box Hill.

get will make you tear
     your hair out, but at least you'll
have fun doing it.

Thank you! This can be
     hugely important, and is
often overlooked.

Ok, so I how
     do I know when I'm ready
to use the front brake?

Development has
     been slow but I can assure
you it never died.

best thing to happen
     to me today. perfection!
Corporatism.

If I only buy
     two games from this sale, which ones
should they be and why?

I feel that the things
     that I've gone through, good and bad,
make me who I am.

It's not up to you
     to determine what some one
else's preference is.

OP please tell me why
     you are just being a sheep
following the crowd?

If anything, 3's
     intro is the one that is
odd, and out of place.

What the hell dude.... Don't.
     It's one of the smartest things
you can do in life.

I can and will talk
     freely about a book that's
been out for that long.

It's like watching Bill
     O'Reilly except you don't
have final edit.

Just went there again.
     Aw, yeah. And thus talent show
contestants are born.

It's all about how
     casual you want to appear
to everyone else.

thank you! Yeah, agreed.
     Don't want to do a good job
for your pay? Fired.

I feel equally
     bad for any US soccer
fans living in LA.

You have your beliefs,
     but they could not be true or
in entirety.

Unfortunately
     you have no way knowing who
someone is online.

I liked it! WHY DO
     YOU FUCKERS NEED TO COMPLAIN
ABOUT EVERY CHANGE?

I'm disappointed.
     Can I have your items then?
Serious question.

Or it could just be
     that neither of them really
have the form this year.

I see what you Doh!
     'ed there It tastes fine but gives
nasty hangovers.

[deleted] 100k old
     anything but a cummins
dodge will have problems.

It made it even
     more illogical, in his
view, that West was free.

Would love to see you
     sucking your finger, very
nice lips you got there.

Fucking white people
     And they go on forever,
very sexy legs.

Mandarin Chinese
     is most spoken, followed by
English and Spanish.

I didn't know that there
     was enough stuff in the game
to fill all those chests!

picture the one place
     you are most comfortable,
and remember that.

The owners had come
     from Germany but misjudged
the Portland food scene.

Computer repair,
     childcare, tutoring, guitar
lessons, anything?

[deleted] Aha
     I love that his ender was
the nollie front smith.

Something of a long
     post but hopefully you got
something out of it.

Simple. And there's no
     magical change that prevents
you from wrongdoing.

Like if she changes
     in front of you all carefree,
because "You're just friends".

This idea is
     so fucking retarded on
so many levels.

Every time I went
     to see my uncle, which was
around once a month.

Stop being fucking
     pussies and stand up for what
you claim believe in.

Move on to the REAL
     STORIES!" "I couldn't agree
more, thanks for coming.

The photography
     on her album covers was
amazing as well.

All right. *High five*") Good
     luck running anything on
that piece of garbage!

I believe there are
     still details being released
as each day passes.

Not sure what they were
     arguing about, but I'm
not sure that matters.

If it means telling
     your parents, do it right now
and get a lawyer.

Trust me, even if
     you go in debt they will help
you stay out of jail.

Anyways, the slugs
     can procreate, therefore there
isn't an issue.

My friend had his jacked
     right out in front of Gould Hall
in broad daylight once.

Let me repeat this,
     because it this is the point
you keep ignoring.

It's San Francisco...
     their judges actually follow
the law, usually.

I **HOPE** you guys are
     keeping the rest of the south
in the loop on this.

I would love to suck
     on those huge breasts while I was
balls deep in your wife.

Claiming medical
     conspiracies about weight
loss medications.