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I did some research
     online and saw that he served
time back in the 70's.

The great Doug Stanhope
     had a bit about this on
his latest album.

Perfect idea
     showcasing the contained blocks.
Also, nice carpet.

I love Seattle,
     but the sweetheart burger chains
here, I've found lacking.

I'd let you know if
     I ever was successful
in my endeavors.

They sure aren't shunning
     Blackberries anymore. ...you
have to let me guess.

And wear a condom.
     They keep you safe. And what is
your plan exactly?

If I see a work
     acquaintance outside of work,
I freak the geek out.

So do employers
     Is there anything you can't
do in your kitchen?

Usually the guys
     brave enough to do it can
drop them in one shot.

It'll be more stable,
     and it'll tuck out of the way
when it's folded up.

But until you speak
     up, these people will not be
shamed for their beliefs.

There is a massive
     difference in skill and play style
for all these players.

You're talking about
     the opposite of the question
that the scientists ask.

How come I just knew
     there would be one of you guys
on this comment thread?

Never said it would
     but it would have protected
his head just in case.

But "LOL brick
     and mortar" is ignorant
and just plain stupid.

Oh hey, didn't realize
     we had another plasma
physics guy in here.

They have a pretty
     good understanding of why
those things are healthy.

Specifically, how
     well would a sentinel work
at taking down Drams?

Moderate christians
     want you to follow their laws,
but they don't have to?!

trucks are hard to gear
     down during normal driving
conditions even.

Got a source for this?
     I thought that "drunk" just meant full,
but with beverages.

Knife play, rope bondage,
     spanking, paddling, mind fucks, wax
play, etc.

House prices suck but
     no worse than other east coast
capital cities.

Very very nice.
     I think her hips are a bit
wider than that though.

In fact the word should
     be reserved for judgements based
on actions really.

I should've said what
     good game* A game that we could
enjoy together!

I'm not arguing
     for or against that system,
it has pros and cons.

That's kind of the point.
     sexually assaulted
by a woman... *Nice.

Looks that way. I like
     the way companies want me
to pirate there games!

What part of "all else
     being equal" can you not
wrap your head around?

I know you mean well,
     but if I was him, I'd be
pretty annoyed. Yes.

I haven't even
     heard about this, did you just
make this up right now?

Since everyone is
     not a Christian, it is not
forced on everyone.

When I was really
     young I believed that spiders
were spawned from raindrops.

Ha, every guy does
     say it was "good", but they don't
all say it the same.

No monetary
     investment but have some depth
to keep you playing.

Lots of companies
     over come threatening lawsuits
to lead industries.

Examples include
     terrorism, nuclear
power, and flying.

You best be ready
     for that. [deleted] I laughed.
Then burst into flames.

That was a good life
     lesson- having money gives
you authority.

Link in comment now.
     I had it the other night,
it's called green fever.

I had spent some time
     wondering how this could be
done in Javascript.

It's okay to just
     admit you didn't get the joke
and move on........... Come on!!!

That way you can show
     off what appears to be some
great elbow patches...

In reality,
     pit bulls are the ONLY dog
certain people get.

Again: DO NOT LET
     THE POLITICS OF OTHERS
DETERMINE YOUR CHOICE.

If you're asking me,
     I would say it depends on
the circumstances.

I just got fired,
     so, not fire me would probably
be high on that list.

I believe your right
     about having to change all
the hard coded links.

Is this a new shop?
     I know. They are delicious
evil things! Agreed.

The sliding glass door
     was ajar, but my roommate
had left hours ago.

TIL criminals are
     treated better than the poor
in the states. agreed.

Just have a normal
     party where someone who is
straight could feel at home.

Perhaps this is what
     you're going to tell me, too,
I do not know yet.

Thanks! it's the only
     appliance that hasn't died
in my apartment.

Outside the building?
     Who knows? And **that's** why dead zones
are inconvenient.

They get everyone
     to march in lockstep with his
xenophobic serfs.

"Pop" is even more
     annoying than "coke" Well there
goes my afternoon.

Well, he didn't really
     *lose* his job. I mean, he knows
where his job still is.

I put my tweet out
     there despite the fact I find
this stupid as shit.

What I'm trying to say,
     is that I know exactly
what you are feeling.

**Just the ultimate
     production, biggest cash prize
outside of Korea.

There isn't even
     any details of any
programming flaws here.

He won me over
     at having sex with puppies.
Wait.. that came out wrong.

That's why whenever
     I start a project, I work
and I work on it.

But still remaining
     pleasant so they do not fire
the firm- no bueno.

Most of your comment
     history is leveling insults
at other people.

They had a report
     on the same thing yesterday
or the day before.

The producers came
     up with the most absurd skits
and these guys did them.

He drew this during
     christmas, while I was busy
drawing stick figures.

It's PADDY. Why does
     the rest of the world call our
patron saint 'Patty'?

That's socialism!
     And you know what that means right?
Nazi's! And death camps!

I don't like to look
     at it either, but her art
is like her disease.

I think the sleeves are
     too baggy, and wife beater
is too wife beater.

However I don't
     think that most places will not
change their way right now.

Whatever you say
     after this shall be the last
word on the subject.

Its a person who
     helps sick people, but that's not
important right now.

And I would assume
     you claim to be a humble
person, am I right?

Every previous
     lover is brought into bed
with every new one.

I had more culture
     shock in America than
I did in China.

Love how those cars go
     from 160mph to a stop
in about ten feet.

Throwing glass bottles
     into those large recycling
bins can be useful.

If you had a gym,
     then all different compound lifts
would strengthen your abs.

Rapier. It has
     sped up my slaying more than
anything else has.

Ya, I was thinking
     someone who knew someone who
was would help them out.

Oh hey, until you
     mentioned it, I forgot how
charming South Cape was.

[deleted] Super
     kudos to you for the link
to the menu! Thanks!

Ironic to see
     this posted here as absurd.
House of fools, indeed.

Focus on learning
     the technique of the thruster
and gaining raw strength.

This makes me feel sick.
     Planned Parenthood is not just
about abortions.

Only way to get
     rid of them at this point is
to keep dieting.

pretty crazy how
     i post this an hour ago
& you do too? hmmm....

He has a greater
     idea of the dangers
in the north than most.

Especially with cheese.
     thanks for the advice and no
need for sarcasm.

I would, but only
     if we were in London or
New York. WHAT THE FUCK!?

All lobbying laws
     will do is push it further
under the table.

How much does it take?
     Are you FUCKING kidding me.
This was disgusting.

It's one of the few
     cases where arch doesn't "just
work," at least for me.

if you want to do
     anything raunchy or bad,
come to nevada.

Cohabitation
     would eliminate the need
for alimony.

Wow this video
     makes me want to rage, those things
are so expensive.

That said, whoever
     is doing this is a sad
sack of shit indeed.

At my last cleaning
     the hygienist went bat shit
crazy with the floss.

The dream world is yours
     to manipulate if you
allow yourself to.

Well, it's not like dudes
     can be impregnated, that's
just biology.

So, it's not about
     hating women, it's about
hating aliens.

Go listen to some
     Dusty Rhodes commentary,
then come back. That's right.

We exchanged one look
     with each other and she was
like shut the fuck up.

And when it has gone
     past I will turn the inner
eye to see its path.

If they fail they could
     have to retake the village
and help rebuild it.

So I guess I grew
     up alright, albeit on
my own in college.

his stance on certain
     aspects of church practices.
Why didn't God stop them?

You might say that since
     God knew how they would react,
that means God tricked them.

Awesome, good to see
     some Kiwi music making
some waves overseas..!

Or is it pretty
     much hell no matter how you
benefit from it.

Kind of a lazy
     stance for a staunch states rights guy
to take, don't you think?

They have NO natural
     predators due to their bold
patterns in their coats.

That is the exact
     question we are asking here.
What should that term be?

I don't know, couldn't
     she just as easily grabbed
the blade of the knife?

I love Invasion,
     but this is a HUGE problem.
You're missing the point.

Great choice man. Me too,
     only I did it without
the vulgarity.

Someone else can pay
     for it but it has to be
sold to the owner.

For fucks sake, do you
     think they would cover stories
that no one will watch?

I am pretty sure
     that is not something they do
to everybody.

Someone healthy, strong,
     and prepared enough to go
on a nature walk.

In general? Not quite.
     Awesome at basketball? Yes.
Yeah, it's called "Monday".

And I utilize
     public transit, I have seen
some things. ...so I am.

Do you see any
     dents around that area
on the other side?

It should be implied
     that it is going to be
very, very loud.

When your point is filled
     with holes, it shows that you aren't
thinking very hard.

If you don't goto
     N only. Heroin scares
the shit out of me.

And that's a good thing.
     Also: twisted little girls;
what's not to love? No.

Screen out the congealed
     protein and make a gravy
out of the juices.

Maybe every once
     in a while he should just take
off in a dead sprint.

He captured that sweet
     tummy and those wonderful
breasts just perfectly!

Seems like one of those
     wasteful plastic trash items
like mardi gras beads.

His name is Jesus,
     and you should try asking him
into your heart too.

If I am unarmed,
     and two guys start chasing me,
I'm going to run.

I love our funny
     money Okay thank you, that's
what I had assumed.

It was a highly
     erotic statue of two
lovers goin' at it.

You're told how to look,
     what to wear, how to feel, how
to act, all of it.

"I've been so alone.
     Ain't no fun since you've been gone
crying on the phone.

Many people do
     not know that dryer sheets do
not soften your clothes.

I'm with you. This witch
     hunt that everyone has been
on is getting old.

There's a chance if you
     bought them like this that this could
be the case as well.

You can love and care
     for your parents all you want,
but you can't fix them.

The only problem
     I have with the teapot is
that it drips a bit.

The top comments there
     make me want to commit war
crimes against puppies.

It's amazing how
     there's an Einstein quote to fit
every opinion.

I give him credit.
     This woman's fine work is now
on my reading list.

Dilophosaurus
     was nothing at all like what
the movie gave us.

Not quite *that* far back,
     but I remember his last
season with the Bills.

I don't understand
     why people have a problem
with me saying that.

Which is a real shame.
     Ben and his brother are both
great actors imo.

[Unfortunately,
     the evidence for this is
clear and positive.

The Marine Corps is
     Very close knit and You make
A lot of new friends.

If you have had NO
     communication with him
other than "You're hot.

She told the cable
     company we were getting
channels we shouldn't.

It's amazing what
     two decades of Fox News can
do to a country.

In all my ~~years~~ one
     month here, so that's a pretty
big accomplishment.

But that, to me, is
     the only way this world will
ever make progress.

I always wonder
     if these people that say stuff
like that tell the truth.

(assuming he was
     not drunk) [deleted] I love
all of these so much!

That's not blasphemy.
     She wasn't claiming to be
God or cursing God.

A long time ago
     back in 8th grade I was
stubborn about school.

I wonder if that's
     the same gun he used to wrap
up the last chapter.

Not sure who made it.
     I've had it for quite some time
and use it a lot.

First thing I thought when
     I read this. Except I thought
mental handicap.

Sent request to friend
     who was on Jeopardy, we'll
see if he agrees.

when I've been working
     my ass off at dieting
and exercising.

It set up a nice
     rocking motion, but didn't spin
all the way around.

This is how it was
     for my Speed Four and this looks
like the same set up.

It reads like someone
     in their 20s trying to sound like
someone in their 50s.

When we move we aren't
     telling anyone we know
where we are going.

winter is coming
     This came naturally to me
during my first time.

The infomercials
     are *supposed* to be cheesy.
So are their movies.

Ok great thank you!
     I suspected as much but
wanted to confirm.

I'm really not sure,
     I'm just going by what I've
heard over the years.

D: Looked at dark meat.
     Heard voice of dark side (har har)
calling me. Wavered.

I could take a look
     if you wanted and if you
are around campus.

You can acquire
     stuff along the way, you don't
need it all day one.

She turned, and looked him
     up and down and said 'Your bike
sucks' and walked away.

The few that you'll pick
     up from buying other things
are more than enough.

The big scene has its
     drawbacks too, but for the most
part I love it. No.

That was the *first* thing
     I noticed in the first scene
with the aliens.

Are you implying
     that smokers don't cause the waste
that non smokers do?

Either way, that needs
     to change quick or you should end
the relationship.

Carnegie Mellon?
     If you're looking for nightlife,
Southside is the place.

You didn't really give
     much useful information
to work with either.

Incredible pic.
     If someone knows this guy please
forward it to him.

Done it. Moved back home.
     Arbitrary data yes,
but it is coming.

Reaching for the stick
     that isn't there can also
cause awkward moments.

I am sure you could
     find some riots in the US
that are just as bad.

Especially if you
     meet an early unique or
monster with banish.

This promo has gone
     way off the strange deep end, yet
I'm still digging it.

Seriously, you
     couldn't have warned me before?
[deleted] Ooh! ME!

I appreciate
     your concern that I came off
as condescending.

How do I get one?
     No, but I don't really mind
cashing checks monthly.

I can't imagine
     the series ending the same
way the season did.