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Those are VERY mixed
     signals, and frankly actions
speak louder than words.

Any idea
     what you'd replace them with, time
and money willing?

I don't think the Sun
     sets into muddy waters
or in a black spring.

However if you
     feel she's mature enough, then
more power too her.

Oh, definitely,
     if it makes it easier
to communicate.

I will stay here, you
     know how to open your eyes
It's a halfway house.

Rice and potato
     flour are simple substitutes
for most recipes.

If you are reaching
     the point of saturation,
cool it for a while.

Yes it's a kid, but
     you need to learn that actions
have consequences.

I love fucking when
     that happens and, I fucking
love when that happens!

Good Luck It's not clear
     there is much of a difference-
other than degree.

So I guess u would
     do A on a mon and B
on wed for instance?

Wait- "we"? You mean you
     found a real live lady who
likes Rush? CLONE HER NOW.

Visit a car show.
     Does he like dinosaurs, go
to a museum.

But seriously,
     no one deserves a handout.
Fuck socialism.

Why should there not be?
     Why are blatant lies about
laws desirable?

I tried! But then there
     were the restraining orders...
Doesn't interest me.

Avoid confusion.
     You always know, always know
how much your paying.

No, I always go
     out eating with my best friends.
It's less than normal.

Avoid confusion.
     You always know, always know
how much your paying.

Avoid confusion.
     You always know, always know
how much your paying.

Is there anything
     in particular you are
looking to pick up?

Your body will start
     to do this all by itself
once it's starved enough.

Before or after
     the kidnapping of foreigners.
There is a real place.

Have either of you
     had sex with anybody
else in your lifetimes?

I've learned so much from
     dogs that I could have never
learned from a human.

That said, I have not
     played as Takeda, which is
THE calvary clan.

[deleted] I think
     this one can be safely blamed
on your media.

coolest hack ever!
     Let her. No big loss. Don't stick
your dick in crazy.

No big loss. Don't stick
     your dick in crazy. Good luck.
You're boulanger god.

But as I recall,
     there are chip packets around
and such. [Here you go.

telling him to start
     looking for it and wish him
luck in finding it.

When I recovered
     my senses, my sinuses
were perfectly clear.

Come to think of it...
     about the same while playing
Top Gun on the NES!

People who give them
     out on Halloween should be
visited by ghosts.

Dude, it's not about
     being skinny, it's also
about attitude.

I push her further
     to tell me whether there is
something between them.

My Girl is very,
     very patient with my car
hobby though. I'm in!

He died yesterday.
     If you have a car, do NOT
live in Hoboken.

That's why I don't like
     that kind of stuff here either.
I am consistent.

I also put some
     ropes across the top of him
to keep his shell there.

It is way more than
     just getting out and running
and eating right though.

Leave a comment on
     this web zone if you want some
pizza rolls. Poor cat.

lol, having
     thought back on it quite a few
times over the years....

Now, on to the rant:
     Microsoft has been making
great ads as of late.

That's right! He also
     said people without weapons
had nothing to fear.

I want off fossil
     fuels as much as you but
this is NOT easy.

This process is slow,
     and normally taking thousands
and thousands of years.

I go to the Whole
     Foods buffet and get some meats
and cooked vegetables.

There is no telling
     how far away she was though.
Those things spread a lot.

Meanwhile, you're half way
     across the country feeling
completely helpless.

The overall tone
     screams that age range. Possible?
Yes. Plausible? No.

If it IS a big
     deal to her, then YOU'RE going
to have some problems.

All *she* did was bitch
     at how the youth these days should
be taught some manners.

WHICH IS IT MAN, you
     story isn't adding up.
I CAN SEE YOUR LIES.

This is why I make
     sure I'm always really neat
when browsing clothes shops...

I thought it was me.
     I've been sleeping with a new
girl recently though.

Chances are he is
     trolling or just confused, but
thanks for reporting.

You can have them make
     the list, and nitpick about
their stance if you want.

She responded no,
     because that would create more
grading work for her.

It doesn't look good
     now, and it will look even
worse in retrospect.

Acquaintances? Sure.
     Helpful neighbors? Sure. Lovers,
husbands and wives? Yep.

At first, I was like,
     whoa, I am on the very
left in that photo.

Planning on taking
     my pipe to the bar tonight.
I KNOW. THE RASCAL.

I like how you just
     fail to provide citations
in your arguments.

It wasn't until
     recently that I found out
she was a stoner.

TIL that all humans
     probably descended from one
common ancestor.

I didn't think there could
     be a game worse than a flash
game, but there it is.

So, when I poke fun
     at the south, I'm poking fun
at myself as well.

what about wireless?
     Or are we strictly talking
about AD accounts?

So we came home, hung
     out with my family, then left
to meet his family.

I go to college
     north of most populated
parts of Canada.

I told my dad it's
     too complicated to learn.
No need to bother.

Next time I'll butter
     the outside of the bowls first.
Don't do it again.

seriously, when's
     the last time he seemed to want
to do anything?

I just think that there's
     no reason it couldn't be
used that way. Watch this!

So, your brain hates you
     I take it. Nobody thought
he was a hero.

Yeah I know, that's not
     the point I was trying to point
across of course though.

After that, the work
     load did not decrease, I just
had to do it all.

Boy, this is sure is
     what gaming is about! Which.
you know. It isn't.

It seems to happen
     more often when I drink large
amounts of liquid.

Awesome pic. WHAT ELSE
     IS DIFFERENT BETWEEN THE TWO
PICTURES? PLEASE TELL ME!

We can assume he'll
     have access to your account
and the responses.

You should really stop
     thinking about your girlfriend's
sister in that way.

Bag? This. I only
     used private trackers, and didn't
have any issues.

A lot of psychics
     have told me I'm gifted, if
that means anything.

Did you ever think
     that maybe your rabbit *caused*
your panic attack?

No one is using
     carbon as nuclear fuel.
It keeps its protons.

And who knows, you might
     even get a choice between
Windows or Android.

Do I have a choice?
     I suppose I could just live
without Internet...

He just hates people
     who do annoying things like
breathe and take up space.

However, it is
     not often *the limiting
factor* in plant growth.

That sounds familiar,
     but I just can't remember
how the routine ends.

Also, it doesn't
     make the title *that* cluttered,
does it? Nicely done.

i would think you should
     be ok as long as you
are running a mix.

they're going to sprout
     legs and arms and start dancing
around and singing?

You probably can skip
     the temperature, still you might
be up to something.

It's not fair! And if
     you think London is bad, come
to Copenhagen!

What do people think
     when the hit the "save" button
for comments like these?

she probably knows where
     to find the best fried chicken,
in all of china.

[deleted] I work
     evening shifts (3pm to 1am)
in a machine shop.

You started it, but
     thanks for confirming you can't
take what you dish out.

But per capita,
     more drug dealers are black [or
hispanic] than white.

will look around, thanks
     I'm not entirely sure
what you're point is here.

The amount of noise
     and seemingly chaos is
part of how it works.

Perhaps the puffy
     nipples in men has to do
with increased hormones.

I cant believe no
     one has mentioned them here, but
i freaking LOVE mine.

Now imagine years
     down the road, countries around
you start to protest.

How did you ask her?
     Signs with your hands? Wear your badge!
It could save your life!

Sounds like you're the one
     who has a problem with men
in general... not me.

You just changed my life.
     Didn't realize I could do that.
I use hot corners.

Get over yourself,
     mind your damn business, and leave
other folks alone.

*meow meow God,
     I hate that name. [deleted]
I'd have to concur.

Nice to finally
     see a Federal Court tell them
to go suck it hard!

I feel like people
     SHOULD be able to, but that's
neither here nor there.

Neither of us has
     any care for money or
material things.

My SO has a high
     water pass and I think it's
good for several years.

This was funnier
     than the OP's entire list.
I did not know that.

I just completed
     our census and put myself
as no religion.

During your lunch break
     you can only eat lunch when
off the premises.

I've been waiting two
     years to take that picture, just
got it yesterday.

It is a baseline
     against which you may always
have a starting point.

After that, they weren't
     getting away with murder,
so the murders stopped.

I'm generally not
     into the pig squeals at all,
but they do it right.

Because we gave them
     back their countries yet they still
come and work in ours!

Every. Fucking. Time.
     is your dad in a really
rural area?

I just seems to me
     that you are part of whats wrong
with parents these days.

Your heart is telling
     you that this new wild girls NEEDS
to meet your mother?

lowering taxes
     increases the incentive
to earn more money.

Ultimate Running
     Championships. Kind of like
Road Rash, but on foot.

You've been studying
     this shit since you stumbled on
the community.

My husband has been
     soap free for quite a while now.
No, he doesn't stink.

Really not liking
     the "Bianca" character
in this article.

You will likely get
     emotional responses
to your points as well.

Uh, no. Did you look
     at the image I linked to?
That was not a veil.

I once phoned my dad
     during college to tell him
I had been kicked out.

Every day he seems
     to be stuck in a rut, just
spinning his tires.

Lentils are the most
     nutritionally dense food you
can buy for their cost.

Yes, just as quickly
     as I credit myself when
the team starts winning.

I assumed something
     about you, without really
knowing the whole spiel.

But my manager
     heard me doing it one day
and told me to stop.

Look up how many
     kids in the United States
starve to death each year.

Because Oahu
     is mostly urban with sparse
rural areas.

From the 4-some hours I've
     played, I couldn't find any.
That makes the difference.

It can also get
     infected (as well as look
trashy easily...

I was expecting
     this to be a "with Mac or
Linux" post, actually.

Why? Because it has
     the biggest game library
at the time (still does?

Is this reasonable
     for the work I'm describing?
End world hunger! Guys.

My family member
     has changed careers, so they're not
in touch anymore.

And which polar bear?
     The one with the bucket or
the one on the rock?

One day, we were all
     playing soccer and he was
on the opposite team.

Guess anybody
     without a Gold membership
need not apply eh?

TO THE TOP IT GOES!
     The things we take for granted
in America.

would you two just hook
     up already?! A whole week?
Reform is working!

I don't have the balls
     to continue this either.
Time to hit the sack.

God is omniscient,
     meaning he knows all things past,
present, and future.

Yes that's right! *Evil
     laughs* Now only if it didn't
contain Ellen Page.

I saw a black sky
     and stars like I had NEVER
seen them on the ground.

A tribunal that's
     apparently authorized
to impose large fines.

They're also widely
     supported, I'm pretty sure
Ruby is too though.

How can fixing what
     is essentially a glitch
be a selling point?

Brothers have started
     figuring out this ice thing.
Hope you enjoyed it!"

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE LIED!!
     ](/spoiler) Hitchens had the balls
to go through with this.

Also first game where
     you had to adjust your sights
for distance, I think.

According to you,
     Chinese are still more likely
to lie anyway?

Also don't assume
     that everything will just turn
up on time... it won't.

Lion's release will
     stop them from running at all,
so back to zero.

Yeah, if hair length is
     the worst problem we've got, it's
pretty good so far.

I'm still trying to learn
     how to play the bass so you'll
have to bear with me.

They also made him
     shower and inspected his
bits with a blue light.

Those damn terrorists.
     Why didn't they hijack those planes
two days earlier.

Not this Friday, I'll
     be at a conference, I was
thinking NEXT Friday.

The Little Mermaid
     came out closer to the moon
landing than today.

Seems like no safety
     system at all if only
the front wheels don't lock.

If you rage and stress
     about it, maybe it's time
for some custom games.

Would the ones with room
     for a couple more ounces
really break the bank???

In high school I was
     at a friend's house and she had
Nair lying around.

THERE IS NO EASTER
     BUNNY! THAT OVER THERE IS
JUST A GUY IN SUIT!

Some authors even
     bother to translate themselves,
which I think is great.

Libertarians
     have a real problem with their
black & white thinking.

This is great, I can
     just imagine his racing
thoughts at that moment.

Women cut your hair
     while rubbing some part of their
body against you.

You are Mexican
     and you called yourself Captain
Tacos? ...I love you.

This probably doesn't
     count but if you want body
to weight ratio.

Fucking idiot.
     Only stupid people will
listen to him now.

Yeah I wish I caught
     that that early but I didn't
really sleep last night.

And if the smelter
     is next to the forge it works
out even better.

You must be jelly
     Lower the weight! [deleted]
She's smiling at me.

Here is another
     great one I used alongside
khan academy!

Why are you here when
     you should be playing until
you get promoted?

[deleted] thirty
     days pass September, April,
June and November.

Love is war, my friend.
     We are pretty much fighting
women into bed.

Now an elegant
     girl doing some ass juggling
is extremely hot.

It's not a health food
     and certainly isn't good
for the cows, either.

:D Whatever makes
     you happy, just be careful
trading your hats Yeah..

You get all the sun
     you want, a portable lunch,
and a free fur coat.

Anything you can
     tell me about the college
(as I'm told they're called)?

A few months have passed
     and not a single one has
defeated a boss.

We beat them alone,
     now they come out in full force.
Quit blaming updates.

Rose is my favorite.
     I don't remember the brand
to recommend though.

I did some research
     online and saw that he served
time back in the 70's.