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It'd simply be
     easier for everyone
to do the same thing.

He adds that people
     will be fine if they do not
keep drinking the milk.

But what subject? "Oh!
     I already speak English.
How hard can that be?"

If I were Carroll
     I would leave if people don't
want me at the club.

hopefully they take
     more steps to welcome android
than just this measure...

also, Al Gore is
     fat, and lives in a big house,
so it can't be true.

Maybe some day I'll
     find a local Zen place, but
so far I'm okay.

There are people who
     will say "oh it's just a few
bad apples." Bullshit.

The map editor
     is, as far as I can tell,
completely finished.

It isn't really
     as if Middle Easterners
hate you or something.

Regular boxers
     is doing it wrong, whether
you're running or not.

You were getting from
     everyone what you only
got from me before.

I can't even look
     at a hot guy on the street
without feeling sick.

You told me that you
     didn't rape me, and that I was
making it all up.

That Astral Siege tank
     with the random nuke every
couple of seconds?

When it comes to food.
     I will make 'soup' for my guys
on really cold days.

I also think there
     are a lot of teenagers
wiser than there years....

I know people are
     supposed to ask me questions,
but what does that mean?

Let them pave the way
     forward for once and pay all
the costs that entails.

This is why I love
     smoking with friends at home, high
cooking is the best!

I personally don't
     think it's weird, I'm sure there's some
who do though. Who cares?

If you have to hide
     anything, then you're probably
doing something bad.

This may be the first
     step on your journey to find
your Special Purpose.

It must be very
     hard to enter the orbit
with the Sun so close.

Right?" Like a statue.
     [deleted] eve online was
once casual friendly?

It'd be great if
     you could just not care about
the loan anymore.

While I know what you're
     saying is true, I just don't
believe it right now.

It is exactly
     like that. I'd fight Sir Richard.
Sir Richard Branson.

It's quite possible
     that new ones will have a hard
upper limit, though.

My other one was
     the date that introduced me
to my fiance.

I maybe could get
     past the morals if I could
stand her writing style.

That way you always
     have what you need and don't splurge
on something you don't.

Keep up the hard work!
     I'm sorry, but I still do
not agree with you.

:c Im sure its on
     the forums somewhere if its
still available.

[deleted] they should
     just accept that they are fat
and move on, i know!

I wonder if those
     Dipietro incidents are
some kind of record?

Hope you enjoy yours!
     [deleted] The UN can do
whatever it wants.

Note: I know there are
     others that don't fit into
these stereotypes.

The absolute worst
     thing anyone can do, is
blame other people.

Movers were awesome.
     Someone was always cooking
squid in the building.

Just play to have fun.
     Knut in the water? That's not
water soluble.

Keep asking to go
     up the ladder until you
can get an answer.

I *could* advertise
     this, but I don't want my link
karma to go up.

I'm still looking, but
     is that not part of the fun,
part of the conquest.

Also pressing M
     does this automatically
for your current army.

With that you can turn
     off Windows defender, but
leave the firewall on.

HE'S TRYING TO HELP YOU
     SUCCEED BECAUSE CLEARLY YOU
ARE NOT RETARDED.

[deleted] Yeah, but
     you can't expect every game
to be Vice City.

I hope all this helps!
     Send me a message if you
have any questions.

When many cities
     in the US were planned, gas was
cheap and plentiful.

Smells fabulous too.
     Sorry to break it to you,
but it's normal que.

I don't know. I don't
     spend my time with them either.
Just think for yourself.

Remember, never
     do today what you can put
off for tomorrow!

And good on them if
     Labor doesn't have the guts
to have principles.

PERIOD. Just like
     I can for CERTAIN there is
no chance of Santa.

There is no reason
     that parties NEED to exist.
Wait, seriously?

I have kissed girls but
     I haven't made out. why would
that be a problem?

Here is a great tip
     on how to stand out during
your next interview!

Just accept it has
     happened, accept how it makes
you feel and move on.

it was me held up
     against a legion of dudes
with rocket launchers.

The morning after
     pill is available from
the doctor I think.

That kicks ass. The End.
     I can hear him now... weird scenes
inside the goldmine...

The average person
     does not question what a bank
does with their money.

MAC's suck! They *would* come
     in handy for burning you
like the witch you are.

I had seen her from
     afar a few times, but had
never talked to her.

I'll never forget
     the last days of my cat, who
died last Halloween.

I lost my pylons
     close to the enemy, but
still managed to win.

[deleted] if you
     have to explain it, it's not
funny yeah i hope.

Especially up there,
     where there's plenty of metal
to dick around with.

For everything else,
     I'll contribute to the bug
reports and testing!

I have never made
     any comment about US
policy and drugs.

So it seems they are
     pretty fickle when it comes
to certain issues.

She's singing about
     routing tables and standards
compliance, of course.

I don't see Rosie,
     but I went ahead and put
here there anyway.

Just the way she is.
     I have helped her get a lot
better about it.

And there's nothing wrong
     with that, as long as your not
obsessed about it.

Then I remember
     that I'm already married
and head home. Thank you!

One little error
     like that, and those who oppose
your view have an in.

Stop Whining But if
     women came from ribs, how come
that we still have ribs?

[deleted] Yeah, you
     can blame me for Michigan
losing yesterday.

Overlay this graph
     with a graph of average cost
per liter of gas.

I've come here for you.
     Yes. Do you not think it would
suck to lose a son?

I'm totally fucked.
     I need these speeds for my work.
How can I fix this?

If I had to guess,
     Australian public service.
All votes are wasted.

Thank you! "Bother you"?
     It's your job to help people
with their computers!

Does this occur when
     the computer starts to go
into screen saver?

This was the first game
     I purchased and we just don't
play it anymore.

porcupine tree Go,
     be the life of the party,
make friends with her friends.

It shouts and it plays
     and thinks time is forever.
You were once that kid.

I'm sure this will go
     nowhere, but I'll try it one
more time anyway.

You should give answers
     which you can extensively
back up with science.

I bet it'd be
     called "Defence of Marriage Act"
or something like that.

Yes. Go in with low
     expectations and you'll be
pleasantly surprised.

Ya see, events tend
     to be more fun with the more
people that show up.

Nice try, kale killer.
     I really wish the first one
wasn't on the list.

It's a very close
     community from when you
start to when you die.

Difficult sentence
     structure is acceptable,
sure, but just plain wrong?

You think the person
     reviewing this crap even
bothered to read it?

The nice old couple
     that owned the place let me check
out their balcony.

I think the running
     and alcohol did not help
and probably hurt me.

i should *of* read all
     the comments before posting...
It's should HAVE. Should HAVE!!!!!

This is exactly
     the kind of thing i need, but
wouldn't have thought of.

I am way impressed.
     Knight the man already what
are we waiting for?

The impact this has
     on your wallet is clearly
different per country.

Have you ever looked
     at the back of a twenty
dollar bill? ON WEED?

Come 3AM on Sunday,
     the slaughter starts, and you can
hear it all over.

Cameron: That's mean!
     House: That's okay. You're going
to love the next part.

The sound is brilliant.
     You'll know what I mean when you
hear it in person.

You're completely wrong.
     That's exactly why they've been
able to do so.

I had entire
     battles where I would NEVER
swing first. All counters.

it is the only
     reason to take off your shirt
when you're working out.

Have you proposed yet
     or are you just seeing how
long you drag this out?

The man got on his
     hands and knees, but that's not what
he was told to do.

Please see the post on
     checking to see if stuff is
new before you post.

Driving was NOT fun,
     and I had to work standing
up the next few days.

Fast hurts a lot more,
     but it's over with sooner,
so pick your poison.

My guess is she was
     cheating on her boyfriend or
is just one big tease.

I would guess it has
     more to do with the protests
in the middle east.

Learn your shape and what
     looks best, but never get stuck
in only that rut.

My dad lives up there,
     but I can't expect to just
lean on him fully.

The bartender looks
     at the parrot and says "Wow!
Where did you get him?"

Go back to norway.
     Robin was destin to snap
sooner or later.

Have you ever had
     life pull you in drastically
different directions?

Now that you know that,
     please check back later for what
I will actually say.

Maybe I'll delete
     and resubmit? Half a cent?!
I have ascended.

My backup singers
     were so flustered they couldn't
find their place again.

I told everyone
     i had to pick up my bro
if they could remake.

just over a year
     ago i scored a sweet job
that i really love.

After all they were
     once children too and they too
used to misbehave.

I hope to hell you
     aren't wearing any fabric
made from blended wools.

Therefore, by your own
     definition, you are not
in fact a Christian.

That not a single
     atom in my body was
there when I was born.

It's actually way less
     painful to him to just be
upfront and do it.

The retail job will
     hold you over until you
find the job you want.

Just as people do
     questionable things, people
also *question* things.

Potatoes and sweet
     potatoes are paleo.
So are bananas.

War is war. These guys
     don't deserve a trial and should
be shot in the back.

This submission should
     be a TIL, as the story
broke six years ago.

So I can appear
     to be human when in fact
I am not. Keep trying!

Does that qualify
     as conspiratorial
to you? There's a mix.

best thing my eyeballs
     have seen all damn day These aren't
pockets, they're just flaps.

Iran especially
     will have oil that the US will
want in the future.

I would say that size
     tends to be the number one
kicker with bullies.

I'm happier not
     smoking, but, I miss it that's
for damn sure. *Eh, Steve!

The guys can't win on
     their home field, so what are their
chances like elsewhere?

I'm busy, but that's
     all I'd do. Not huge enough.
*shudder* I don't know.

Stop fifteen people
     on a bike path and ask them
where they got their bike.

What they DID change was
     my outlook and opinions
on a lot of things.

This in turn gave me
     more confidence in myself.
You see how that works?

Then again, eating
     crap food for a week would change
you, so there ya go.

Will start leaving them
     on my customer's desks when
I make a visit.

Exactly. The way
     I see it, there's *no such thing
as virginity*.

My best date would be
     last year with this Blond, green eyed
nurse I met online.

Compare to what you're
     going to get if you keep
the rights to yourself.

If she asks why you
     were so quick blah blah blah just
say it's been a while.

The only secret
     to social media is
produce good content.

Which is another
     reason most sane people say
'thank fuck for Halo'.

You're trying to change her
     mind on a decision she's
made through coercion.

They couldn't spell out
     what I wore until I came
in wearing golf pants.

That's not a good thing
     unless the company is
growing like bamboo.

A seer. Someone who
     knows the ways of the world and...
I just can't do this.

I already go
     to the gym plenty, that's not
really a concern.

This made working out
     synergies much easier
for newer players.

If you have only
     smell, taste and touch it is time
for science of FUCK.

Do you kind of wish
     you had tiger blood so you
could just keep using?

Basically, if there
     was a "right" choice, then cameras
wouldn't offer both.

Problem solved.. Huh? Dang,
     you guys are being pretty
hard on this person.

Crank did that to me.
     She pulled THE TED. That is why
Ted didn't snag Robin.

As long as that is
     achieved, you have the correct
hand positioning.

Don't get frustrated.
     Try playing team games if 1v1
is getting to you.

Only downside is
     some people think they smell bad.
I can't smell them though.

During my senior
     year I was taking an art
portfolio class.

[deleted] I must
     say I find that really hard
to get my head round.

Not so much for arts
     sake, but for those who really
enjoy seeing it.

At best, it simply
     enriches an indolent
class of land owners.

Truth. I will let him
     send you a you a thank you
note later today.

If all else fail break
     up with her. She sounds crazy.
Which is not likely.

Make sure it shows up
     on every search that the "gay
cure" app shows up on.

You don't need humans
     in order to do something.
Open up your Case.

Headphones are a bad
     idea, you'll have to keep
sanitizing them.

But, we can tell you're
     mentally stronger than you
probably imagine.

I don't care about
     arguing your viewpoint, I'm
here for an answer.

I reserve my right
     to be cynical about
any marketing.

Some of the questions
     were similar to "forgot
my password" questions.

So... what the fuck did
     I just watch? Passes? Can you
explain how that works?

You probably also
     feel that your privacy is
being invaded.

Good luck, but I'd still
     send her on a Long Island
to LA junket first.

Maybe for someone
     used to washed out ideas
and stolen concepts.

Second, keep your wrist
     so that the back of the hand
is horizontal.

You're allowed to cramp
     your hands to a position
and hit with the wrist.

Makes it easier
     to bring in the clients you
want to market to.

Often it inspires
     hordes to murder, rape, torture,
abuse and debase.

*(Fun fact: I'm actually
     sitting in one of the old
prison buildings now.

When you chase those guys
     away, *Treasure Island will
be all you're left with.

If I didn't know her,
     I would think such a family
was impossible.

Gymnast Shawn Johnson
     was the winner on the last
season of the show.

Send them a message
     stating the actual photo
and where it was used.

[deleted] Pretty
     much all the Colt cap and ball
revolvers are great.

B) if that man would
     lose some goddamn weight he'd still
have that "chiseled" look.

I will opt out if
     presented with the scanner.
I dread the pat down.

Those are VERY mixed
     signals, and frankly actions
speak louder than words.