Reddit Haikus

How is it people
     get away with that over
and over again?

Some intersections
     here (Australia) are left on
red after stopping.

She genuinely
     did not have a clue about
the situation.

That's an easy job,
     for any experienced
Java programmer.

You will save yourself
     money and aggravation,
at least for a while.

That's it. You got it.
     Some are definitely much
better than others.

It's terrifying
     to think people have trouble
understanding these.

here's an idea.
     if you see the word 'palin'
don't fucking click it.

People like that are,
     in my opinion, a bit
short on empathy.

Ask before the meal
     if you can say the blessing,
then troll them hardcore.

C'est la vie. Edit:
     I'll be here on Christmas too.
Wasn't that sprite based.

Wasn't that sprite based.
     An entirely different
era of graphics.

In fact, if i had
     my way, i would be out now.
This amuses me.

I just spent the last
     four hours reading various
articles linked there.

Trust me, everyone
     I know who was watching was
completely baffled.

Taxing carbon or
     trading carbon credits would
have the same effect.

Kill something for me.
     It would probably get reduced
to having no kids..

I'm kinda worried
     about you're cider turning
out as a sider.

[deleted] Better
     to ask the Japanese whom
you are addressing.

people need to make
     sure every link in the chain
is anonymous.

Why do people from
     the same city have different
accents anyway?

If this honestly
     applies, is that really fair
to either of you?

Well, originally
     Muslim agnostic would be
closer to the truth.

No matter how hard
     he tries he always comes off
as a asshole douche.

They are literally
     fighting for the other side,
whatever it is.

I know exactly
     what I'm doing and I love
my job. No, really.

I think I my just
     build it, and then figure out
the code as I go.

I certainly did.
     No one has ever said these
words but me ever.

I figured you were
     leaning towards a discussion.
Wait... this wasn't real?

For instance, getting
     the support of the boomers
is just a gimmick.

Maybe, but I'm still
     looking forward to that True
Grit remake next month!

Is this regarding
     packages going to, or
coming from Japan?

You should believe what
     the evidence shows is true,
whatever that is.

Sure, YOU are fine, but
     the kids with incurable
diseases sure aren't.

If the array has
     .length=9, the return value will
be one too many.

They cheap you out on
     hourly wage, saying you can
make it up in tips.

Awkward. Was going
     to post it myself, but saw
you did already.

also, if you are
     visiting america,
please tip I'm confused.

True barring any
     sudden exponential growth
in imaging tech.

They said the release
     was expected next week, but
could come earlier.

No Children! But if
     you *have* to have sex, there's this,
this, this, this, and this.

My house is equipped
     with a state of the art fire
detection system.

My thoughts exactly.
     Do I even need to go
see the movie now?

Flawed. Dragging the knife
     across the steel allows you
to control the knife.

Homeopathy
     provides health benefits but
vaccinations don't.

I was terrified
     when I went on vacation
in Ireland last year.

The snow had nowhere
     to go, they had to use dump
truck to remove it.

choice of instruments?
     choice of genre? singers voice?
musical timing?

Most importantly
     is what happens when the kids
are somewhat older.

No need to explain
     how they move because it's good
old fashion magic.

Fuck that. If there aren't
     many cars around I'll just
go against traffic.

Agreed. So far I've
     been quite underwhelmed by all
this gingerbread fuss.

No harm intended.
     Casino Royale is not
truly great. Thank you.

I have to pay close
     attention to not get lost
when I'm someplace new.

No, you should rather
     people are **informed** about
their installation.

I don't deny that,
     but I doubt it is Auburn
that they would then pick.

You can get them on
     the mobile site, however
through the web browser.

Much like in pickup,
     confidence and inner game
are still number one.

:D I fold. Agreed.
     This mindset only helps spread
the hysteria.

The Lions always
     find a way to keep it close
but then choke and lose.

I recently moved
     to a house with a log fire
and it's really nice.

You're probably going
     to be freaking out and try
to defend yourself.

Stayed up late to watch
     all of 4a so I missed all
the games this morning.

Also: Married, kids,
     afraid of peanut butter
in N64 cartridge slot.

Is that a bad boy
     Scion? Space is easier
than Antarctica.

read can be pronounced
     red Yeah, I can't wait until
Diablo3 comes out!

There are too many
     variables to really
come to conclusion.

Plus, I'm not sure how
     I'd keep the fire from burning
my apartment too.

Yes. Is there any
     way to enforce slavery
without violence?

Never just sit there
     and watch the fight, if there is
nothing to be done.

If you could name ONE
     and prove me wrong you would have.
Sadly, you cannot.

Yeah, Tony Blair, US
     poodle bitch, even after
the downing memos.

Unfortunately
     the project manager was
young Republican.

But Carter Beauford
     is one hell of a drummer.
Ask Victor Wooten.

Yes. Is there any
     way to enforce slavery
without violence?

You a not a bad
     mommy because you don't like
feeling like garbage.

Doubtful. Ignore her
     and suddenly she's got her
own daytime talk show.

Now I don't know what
     happened with ben and the girl
and don't really care.

*All* inspiration,
     *all* good things in the world are
thanks to God alone.

i loved the raging
     bitch, very pleasant to drink.
Nothing notable?!

Poor decisions are
     forgiven because you'll be
back up in seconds.

I'm willing to bet
     that she's a leafs fan and her
parents like the habs.

Not quite 1k, but then
     Bay Area traffic will
make it seem like it.

I like to play on
     my own time, not reliant
on others schedules.

Good call. Omg!
     He got hit straight in the mouth
by a poop rocket!

Sass does not require
     you to know how to use all
the features at all.

How bout chile lime?
     How do you think the move will
affect your career?

Your ancestors will
     be proud. Where are you on LA?
We might have a place...

As long as there are
     people who want to play them
is that all that bad?

La li la. That name
     sounds very familiar, but
I can't think of why.

I've seen the London
     Calling one a couple times.
I love this woman.

They put a blowtorch
     to a heat tile and then put
their hand right on it.

Great Thanksgiving sale.
     Looking forward to their Black
Friday sale, as well.

It was okay, but
     i found that game a little
bit weak overall.

Is there anyone
     still in doubt whether this wold
is an evil joke?

I recommend you
     check out this guide and make you
decision from here.

So I wasn't high.
     But if you want to get high,
that's alright by me.

"He who perseveres
     until the end will be saved
[healed, preserved, made free]."

What a wonderful
     weekend you'll have, especially
with your Kerri there.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH PEOPLE.
     That I did not know. I will
have to try this out.

They go to a farm.
     To live, romping and playing
in the meadow. Right?

I like Halo 1's
     single player better than
the multiplayer...

It's so cool to see
     some of the old hats and things
that end up in there.

I must have played ME1
     five hours at a time, I felt
so immersed in it.

I think it's because
     you've edited your comments.
How is he a tank?

fuck em we were fine
     before, we'll be fine after
the leeches are gone.

Just ask your cat. Sheesh.
     People always trying to make
things complicated.

Interesting comment
     and one I don't disagree
with entirely.

If it's not *them* who's
     being falsely imprisoned,
it's not a problem.

The right thing to do
     does not change depending on
who is in office.

Who is that, what is
     she joining and why the fuck
does anyone care?

Doesn't say too much
     about range, which was the point
you were trying to make.

We tried beau and belle
     for a bit, but it always
seemed a bit contrived.

For someone talking
     about fallacies you sure
do throw them around.

Fall and Winter are
     brutal for the molds and Spring
for everything else.

I'd prefer the mob,
     because if I fight back I'm
not labeled a loon.

My cousin is full
     blooded native and his eyes
are a striking blue.

Most efficient way
     to recycle table scraps
into yummy meat.

electronic Do
     you have any allergies,
food or otherwise?

It makes perfect sense
     if you disregard logic
and reasoning. Wow.

It should be noted
     that the cat box is two floors
below the bathroom.

Its hidden behind
     the ton of Starbucks Corporate
Crap on the table.

sounds like she has some
     serious problems, and has
no respect for you.

The best way to do
     the military route is
to go through the Guard.

So it's good times. Well,
     they're a very typical
kind of annoying.

No multiplayer.
     Yes, worth it. It's Assassin's
Creed done correctly.

That's fucking stupid.
     Good luck trying to draft people
into that movement.

I don't remember
     AC2 following this strict
linear pattern.

I love vague statements
     that can be interpreted
in a million ways.

Ok, same as here
     (Norway). I guess most people
can afford it, then.

That 70's Bush. I can
     almost relate in no way
This is mind blowing.

My most wanted game,
     Heroes of Stalingrad got
cropped for the thumbnail.

Lots of babies fall
     asleep, and sleep more soundly,
when there's noise like this.

Wait till she dies from
     heart disease and leaves her kids
without their mother.

This economy,
     with low education, would
you turn down the job?

Find people to talk
     to, you've already started
by talking to us.

Do people just get
     the games, do they get a mail
then have to respond?

Last time I helped out
     one he broke into my house
while I was in it.

Ah, but did Peter
     not deny Jesus three times?
Yeah... Think about that.

My car has over
     200k miles on it. We buy things
on sale and stock up.

If there were ads, I'm
     embarrassed to say, I didn't
even notice them.

Thank you! Yeah, me too.
     I'm genuinely surprised.
That does sound like fun.

The downside to me
     being a cynic is me
being a cynic.

It'd take me five
     times as long to do layout
with tables these days.

People already
     on the roundabout always
have the right of way.

"Sir, we believe you
     may be carrying semen
laced with explosives.

Crabs don't give a fuck.
     Disregard arm, acquire
delicious crab meat.

Oh Christ, this might be
     the first time I've fucked up "you're"
on the internet.

Profit Thanks! In all
     the confusion I wasn't
paying attention.

I know exactly
     who you're talking about from
Ancient Aliens.

Moon is the best sci
     fi movie of the decade.
Easy decision.

If that opinion
     is different from Gods, then you
clearly disagree.

Salvation by Five
     Finger Death Punch (if you want
to call them metal).

Get over yourself.
     Ok, so you broke her heart
or something.. big deal.

You "know for a fact"
     that she'll end her life if you
don't respond to her?

You're right and I don't
     want to come off as if there's
that dichotomy.

wah wah wah. jesus.
     how about you grow a pair
and get your shit done.

Do you think police
     officers around the world
actually know the law?

Those are things I've done.
     I meant nothing notable
that *they've* done for me.

yeah, i think im just
     going to do what i want
and see where it goes.

I am enjoying
     this holiday with mulled wine
and awesome movies!

he trips and empties
     the bowl all over Kramer.
Kramer: Look at me!

Have a small snack like
     crackers or peanuts, then gorge
yourself on turkey.

We all turned our backs
     on him, because what he did
can't be forgiven.

[deleted] Thank fuck
     somebody is saying it.
Accept. That is all.

Stone him! Which makes me
     wonder about how they got
radios to work.

The Irish lived on
     potatoes because England
didn't want to buy them.

No kidding, I feel
     like I got salmonella
just looking at that.

Well, yeah, true enough.
     I don't trust professional
reviewers either.

They look really clean.
     I'm not a programmer, but
I play one at work.

Happy Thanksgiving!
     I'd like to know if this is
possible as well.

But any threat has
     degrees and you wildly think
otherwise it seems.

And the south koreans
     have little to gain over
invading the north.

The only people
     you can accuse of guilt are
the ones who did it.

When the kids don't want
     to follow their lessons, you
have to find out why.

Are they frustrated
     because they don't understand
the material?

The smirk on it's face
     and the angle of it's dick
make the pic perfect.

My country doesn't
     celebrate thanksgiving, or
anything like it.

A few days ago,
     I was drinking with some friends
in their apartment.

And lambaste those who
     feel that "no level of risk
is acceptable".

government always
     picks and chooses what it will
and will not respect.

But car drivers act
     like they are above traffic
laws, too. Just as bad.

Especially if you
     want to try life away from
Vegas for a while.

Regardless of who
     wins, I just want to say thank
you for doing this!

[deleted] Apple
     Black Friday sale is almost
useless I feel like.

I have time, but not
     the money or health enough
to learn what I want.

The female's hair is
     all messed up, it makes her look
like a crazy bitch.

don't say anything
     you don't want people to read
on the internet.

The most recent corp
     forum registration was
September 19th.

Worked for me. I felt
     the same way as you did when
I first loaded it.

If you can do more
     than that you are probably not
using enough weight.

No. Bitch was crazy.
     Awesome campaign, and I can't
wait for the next one!

It's quite possibly
     the safest traffic if you
can stand the boredom.

So those are the ones
     that chip away at my faith
in humanity.

Fake. You don't make laws
     to allow things, all things are
allowed naturally.

They're hungry for new
     ideas and unbridled
human expression.

Go in and don't buy
     anything, just talk to them
about your problem.

because I really
     want to know what's the big fuzz
over this picture.

And corporations,
     which are not too different when
you think about it.

Cost him six hundred
     dollars for them to tell him
he had hemorrhoids.

The remote does not
     need to be running any
thing X related.