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Which is funny, since
     I'm not very religious,
merely spiritual.

The Sierra Club
     Foundation is c3 and stays
out of politics.

I was trying! Go on...
     I thought they already did
that at the World Cup.

Stop biting me or
     I won't punch you in the face.
I didn't know that. Thanks.

I *would* like to hear
     from someone who buys this crap,
though, that would be fun.

And she's *hot*. But if
     she's not feeling it, there's no
way you can force it.

I'd probably screw up
     the sizing anyway, if
I do it online.

That's clearly not good
     for him, but hey, everyone
has their vices, right?

Change your current billing
     address to said friends address
in California.

I can promise you
     that a two tone ponytail
will look terrible.

IT CAN DISTRACT ME
     is not a valid basis
for an objection.

Careful withdraw has
     to happen, or else we will
see these things again.

Source? Writing it out
     or showing him this thread are
both good ideas.

Speakers are the key
     in a good sound system. Nice!
In college? No way.

The Support Our Troops
     banners from the Gulf War were
still fresh in our minds.

Burn burn burn in hell.
     First let me say I enjoyed
this debate with you.

Notice he didn't say
     that the straight section of pipe
was horizontal?

I'd be annoyed if
     there was shit in my way while
I tried to do this.

No, I saw the post.
     [deleted] [deleted] Talk
about a hate fuck.

Don't be arrogant.
     Talk about what guides your gear
choices, not gear score.

However, this is
     fiction and reality
is much more complex.

the joke was lame too
     Set up a samba share on
the Mac, change nothing.

No one was asking
     apple to make flash support,
just stop blocking it.

Found his base quickly?
     Dude, it was on Steppes. Nothin'
like an ice cold bear.

Did you go see all
     the old war sites or did you
stick to other things?

And again, HAPPY
     BIRTHDAY! People can be wrong
for hundreds of years.

I concede since there
     was two questions that it could
be misleading. Thanks.

I think that meaning
     can be derived anywhere
and from anything.

Pretty impressive
     considering the other
games bundled with it.

This article is
     so full of bullshit it should
be sold to farmers.

You thought that was rare?
     I have always been the man
in the missile turret.

And this has always
     been the reason I was here.
It's over so fast.

will keep you posted.
     This is how Darwin Awards
articles start out.

Other than Super
     Mario Crossover, they're
all much worse than this.

And each time I look
     at myself, I see myself
in a different way.

That's why Hitler was
     named as Time's Man of the Year
way back in the day.

And this was before
     I knew it even had bad
press to begin with.

Universal health
     care is not universal
do what you want care.

Sell things you don't need
     to fund activities you
want to partake in.

I heard the food is
     overpriced, but it's a good
deal for the music.

I believe this is
     because two men kissing leads
to more squeamishness.

Because of this there
     will not be competition
between hospitals.

Am I the only
     one who doubts that she finished
reading her own book?

People and progress.
     "Press the hash button!" "You guys
have a hash button?

Also, I'm sorry
     to hear you've been so badly
depressed for so long.

I am black, and am
     really annoyed that people
are afraid of words.

Either judge her by
     hers in her frame, or judge her
by yours in your frame.

Also, remember
     that wage inflation always
lags price inflation.

The government has
     reduced the cost of healthcare?
When did that happen.

what you should really
     try to do to learn fast, is
to macro up well.

In my opinion,
     the Better one was better
than the More better.

Could I hit it? Yes.
     As reliably as her?
No, not even close.

How about after?
     If a guy buys her a drink?
Before holding hands?

Before holding hands?
     Before dancing together?
Before making out?

Yeah, it is. i came
     here to say that it died when
re4 came out sad face.

I think it is more
     important what the man does,
not what he believes.

Don't anybody
     look at my comment history,
ya freaky weirdos!

It's something that can
     be understood and explained
pretty easily.

However, being
     crass is something you might be
able to work on.

[deleted] TIL how
     my friend killed my microwave
with a hot dog. Thanks!

Not even sure who
     the victims would be, unless
he left with huge debts.

Sad to say, you might
     also open yourself up
to legal action.

However a school
     might not teach you it based on
their own requirements.

My science teacher
     in 7th grade was also
the science teacher.

The person playing
     drank if they were killed and if
thy got a team kill.

Have to brake quickly?
     Take a corner really sharp?
Roll the vehicle?

First off, it doesn't
     hurt to shade her away from
when you're getting high.

Static languages
     take away that important
tool, and you're left SOL.

But if I'm able
     to switch later, I'll take what
you have now for Pats.

Better stock up on
     porn just in case I wake up
and no one is here.

I've been writing all
     along that there are more than
only two choices.

Then I had Milk Duds,
     and I was happy again.
It was awesome. True.

they let people take
     tours, buy shirts and if you ask,
get free slush puppies.

Jokes on you! I was
     jerking off manually
the entire time!

Is catalyst still
     based on .NET and slow as hell?
and ugly as hell?

I'm definitely
     looking forward to the test
[*play test, I assume*]."

They still don't import
     aliases from AIM though,
always annoyed me.

Hopefully when you
     say open and blunt, you say
something directly.

It's an anecdote,
     a true one, about a kid
living in my house.

Motivation comes
     from *creating* value or
meaning in your life.

You aren't anywhere
     near adult. Go fuck around.
Trust me, it's worth it.

Trust me. That is one
     snazzy looking arrowhead!
Seeing my girlfriend.

Not nowhere. So where?
     Materialism has
no answer to this.

Some women truly
     do prefer to be hairless
for their own reasons.

It does not seem right
     that a minority can
make all of the rules.

And obviously
     12g shotgun slugs are the best.
Nevermind hockey?

You don't see little
     art displays, or underground
shit being put up.

She said she wanted
     to make you break up with her,
give her what she wants.

Maybe I agree,
     maybe I don't, but it's got
some heft behind it.

The people could not
     overthrow the government
in this day and age.

A lot of these are
     breathtakingly terrible,
but there are some gems.

The people that say
     nigger in the same context
we're saying it now.

Well, as a woman
     you like to feel like he has
been with no one else.

I assume that last
     one's a reference to our pic
(me and mercury).

Yes, he hasn't lived.
     It's still a work in progress.
Very easy game.

Just because you're $500k
     in debt for a house doesn't
mean you are worth -$500k.

I put my shit where
     the corp told me to put it,
and it didn't get moved.

That sounds fun! I just
     moved here, and I'm kind of SOL
with people my age.

I preferred art or
     theater student parties,
but to each his own.

This is my worst fear!!!
     Sounds like he never deserved
you in the first place.

Can't hurt to vote, think
     about how many people
think the same as you.

Because penises
     are dirty parts and you should
be ashamed of them.

They have a better
     view of what's below the jump
plane than the pilot.

The crust is crispy,
     the sauce is good, and there are
plenty of toppings.

I've never thrown out
     pizza before, but I just
couldn't eat that stuff.

Camera settings aren't
     super important if you're
just playing around.

Perhaps. Kind of lame
     we need to take so much shit
to get by in life.

The sugar will spike
     your insulin and help you
absorb it better.

Yeah, I wish I had
     some awesome, epic story
to tell. Not at all!

Those Austrians might
     fight really hard to get those
Ukrainian girls.

That and my father
     isn't dead so I couldn't
really channel him.

If I want to see
     passing, I'll watch NASCAR*, thanks.
I want to see F1.

I'll bet she is wild
     in the sack when she is stoned.
How old was the boy?

I role with "Fight? Fight.
     Kitchen? Kitchen" when friends start
bickering sometimes.

teaching ain't cushy.
     You wanna know who's creepy?!
Fucking Paul Hendrick!

You die very quick
     in the Stalker games if you
are being shot at.

Could you expand on
     what a "contemporary
feminist" looks like?

write a script to change
     the dot above every 'i'
to look like a heart.

See comment below.
     It would really help if you
could actually hear it.

David Mattingly!
     Also, finally a way
to get some karma.

I don't have the time
     right now to post a really
coherent response.

I guess so, it's from
     Jason Friedberg and Aaron
Seltzer after all.

Instead, they ignore
     this guy and focusing on
covering their assets.

Funds obtained during
     raping and pillaging aren't
subject to tax. What?

[deleted] Those are
     some of the biggest drains on
the economy.

You still get the flash
     content, but it is sold on
the app store instead.

I can't tell you how
     many of our customers
were thankful for that.

However this can't
     be used intravenously.
You sound like my wife.

I can say without
     feeling sorry that I've been
set back quite a bit.

Those pieces of shit
     will all get what they deserve
and you get to live!

I'd love to do this,
     but scent is a difficult
thing to understand.

It is wonderful
     to live in a free country!
Scroll down to my post.

can you make any
     suggestions on equipment
I should look into?

I have an Android
     phone that doesn't support Flash
and You Tube works great.

What's fucking sad is
     that they aren't going to jail
for it. Here ya go.

I just can't help but
     wander around and put up
torches EVERYwhere.

Gets the bung so fresh
     and clean, the virgin mary
could eat off of it.

Don't you know we all
     just watched the cartoons and played
the video games?

Your best bet would be
     to call around and ask how
much for a leak check.

Like that one movie.
     Splash. No appeasing the storm
gods with virgins. Duh.

But in the end most
     people would go insane from
being so lonely.

I'm still learning but
     this is what I've heard purple
monkey dishwasher.

That shit will drive her
     metabolism to Mt.
St. Helens levels.

So if they had no
     policy they could fire you
after one absence.

I actually feel bad
     at all the waste that takes place
in the industry.

I graduated
     from there a few years ago
Is the shower on?

But if a TV
     show tries to get epic you
just shrug that shit off.

Academically,
     yes, someone might as well learn
Haskell straight away.

Don't bring a baby.
     Bring a blowgun just in case
you're sitting near one.

After the attacks,
     they were already confirmed
and legitimate.

PM me if you
     have any questions about
your landlord's actions.

i hope you'll love it.
     anyway, how do you feel
about ratios?

[deleted] the big
     green bus is hosting trips back
and forth, take the bus!

Ever. There ya go,
     Old Hippie. That's what I've been
saying forever.

I did what she said,
     and we spent the next two years
together as well.

It should be enough
     to get you as far as you'll
ever need to go.

If you're taking her
     at her word, there's nothing wrong
with what she's doing.

he's risking his life
     to do this and more people
need to support him.

There are jobs out there
     that have sorts of protection
for the employees.

If there really is
     no chance, there's no breech of trust
and no real problem.

Old Metallica,
     Jimi Hendrix, or pretty
much any Pink Floyd.

I recommend you
     get a bow, practice well, then
go hunt and kill shit.

But then for me, both
     look stupid. So I dunno.
Thanks for the input.

it is now 8:49pm.
     A lot of them do, but don't
dare to admit it.

realistically,
     they are rarely cheaper than
local camera stores.

Instead, consumers
     made the choice to say things like
"I deserve free games!"

Source: Rugby Players
     My opinion is not fact,
and neither is yours.

Did you honestly
     expect nothing in return
after your comments?

Unfortunately,
     I wasn't anywhere near
any talent shows.

Is it just made by
     the same dudes, or is this game
somewhat related?

It exists for food
     too, and yet food prices are
not skyrocketing.

The handwriting might
     not have been fantastic, but
we got the job done!

Your post is littered
     with outright condescension
and hostility.

And she walks away
     for little to no reason.
That's not what love is.

Im calling bull poop
     my dad reported his screen
seemed more sensitive.

No you're not. Don't lie.
     That's exactly what she said.
been thinking for months.

I guess I better
     get some business cards printed
and start networking.

So, in the end, not
     really ironic, even
if properly phrased.

[deleted] Shaft Pay
     two hookers to invite you
into a three way.

Sorry, you can't prove
     that Aliens do NOT walk
around in disguise.

Similar to when
     two cloaked spies bump each other:
you just keep going.

There's a whole lot more
     living you need to get done.
Are you my cousin?

If you don't wanna
     do that, then it might be best
to just break it off.

Oh yeah, what could be
     better then having his balls
hanging off your arm.

You primary goal
     here should be proving that she's
trying to set him up.

Choosing to spawn does
     not entitle you to park
closer to the door.

You sound like a great
     guy OP, please reconsider
this deadline of yours.

Dude, that's just *creepy*.
     I'm having an october
halloween poop fest.

Where can i buy this?
     Fuck you. I don't bend over
to social stigma.

There have been centrist
     third parties that have taken
votes from both parties.

I got fired from
     the paint shop and my dad drove
in from my home town.

Nope... Then this person's
     father would be my father.
I live in Austin.

All the seafood they've
     tested so far is OK,
as far as I've heard.

Does she attend church
     at all? Was she raised Christian?
Were you raised Christian?

One couple gave their
     baby up for adoption
but are now engaged.

And the laws against
     free speech when it comes to drugs,
where do they come from?

Blah blah blah. Like you're
     going to be "facing off"
with anybody.

I'm encouraging
     all my other progressive
friends to do the same.

They had some decent
     dell computers but they were
almost retail price.

Similarly, when
     you say that you feel like we're
trolling you, it's true.

Either YOU want or
     YOU don't. And honestly, fuck
that drama shit, man.