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As long as you are
     enjoying it, it really
doesn't matter though.

While that works for some
     musicians, I just can't get
into his music.

No. Black people will
     continue to vote for him,
because he is black.

You can really make
     those power tubes burn without
loosing your hearing.

This is such bullshit.
     How long do we have to wait
for this to happen?

I just lost the game.
     He's only directed six
hollywood features.

The question remains...
     why do all of the women
he casts look like that?

But what if you scout
     early in the game and see
barracks with tech lab?

Probably, I haven't
     been there in a while either.
Good times though, good times.

Pleasantly surprised
     to see a girl sticking up
for us guys like this.

I think that if you
     were to actually read his works,
you would have known this.

i am one of two
     people with my name (who are
on the internet).

[deleted] They would
     get pretty gross, but they were
so easy to clean.

It sounds a bit strange
     in English since it doesn't
rhyme when translated.

Where to go? Don't make
     the situation longer
than it needs to be.

Why do people from
     Seattle go to garage
sales in Tacoma?

ANY beer. That's why
     Americans drink theirs cold,
it all tastes like piss.

Why do you hate gays?
     "Because everyone else does!"
Why do they hate gays?

The easiest ones
     to bang are the damaged ones
hanging out in bars.

Failing to address
     those issues is what got us
here in the first place.

You didn't link to what
     those computers are, there are
dozen of models.

Anyway, your call.
     [deleted] I don't get it,
please explain your joke.

Honestly, unless
     you really screw up, no cop
is going to care.

lets make this happen
     Frank!!! [deleted] You wouldn't
download a picture....

Comic book guy was
     named after ME! I'M FAMOUS!
CAN NOT BE UNSEEN.

I've already got
     my 2-day tickets and.. supplies.
You down in Austin?

On linux it has
     been a while since I have tried
so I am not sure.

The employees was
     NOT coerced into giving
up his phone number.

My only regret
     during the Summer Sale was
not buying this game.

Secondly was when
     I began to look for what
I knew to be true.

You made it worse by
     asking him to stop talking
to the other girl.

Because he has his
     hands back and his oar in his
lap like a guitar.

This had a fairly
     severe negative impact
on me growing up.

Bees! Bees in the car!
     Bees everywhere! God, they're huge
and they're sting crazy!

Kids who grow up on
     farms typically learn to drive
at an early age.

You're going to be
     very accurate and still
fire pretty quickly.

More of a good game
     is better, less of a bad
game is even worse.

They came for the mosques
     but I said nothing because
I am not muslim.

These are the people
     who do as you say, "beating
down" their opponents.

Does he have siblings?
     Does he sleep on the left or
right side of his bed?

Please, I know many
     many adults that stay up
all night playing games.

To be technically
     fair, homes used to be designed
to let hot air out.

I'm going to get
     back to enjoying using
my Apple laptop.

You're telling me Rush
     has no culpability
in that? damn d key.

They really do mean
     prioritizing packets
from specific sites.

I think you just turn
     into a pretentious douche
with too much money.

But a religion
     always has adherents who
read the instructions.

\*zips up* That first part
     is all I needed. Thank you!
I understand now.

Beat it on brutal
     and I opted for taking
out the air units.

Even if you are
     fully surrounded you can
still give them the slip.

Well, I was meaning
     in the context of this US
media outlet.

Have you ever played
     Paul Simon's "You Can Call me
Al" at a wedding?

[deleted] Agreed.
     Frankly, I think she just sounds
way too feminine.

So sick of this shit...
     get to work I blew my brain
out through the nostril.

Is anyone else
     annoyed that he only has
one L in his name??

Eventually you
     break into a cave system,
and can go from there.

Your hair is too think
     and wavy, I know, because
mine is like that too.

[deleted] For some
     reason, when I'm high i get
very nostalgic.

The Fredericksburg show
     is kind of small, but you can
get good prices there.

Thanks for your advice,
     I might try the urgent care
thing if it keeps up.

I absolutely
     did not ask you to prove it's
not propaganda.

Legal abortions
     virtually eliminate
unsafe abortions.

Who else is looking
     at every picture waiting
for something to move?

Finally they get
     rid of the chicken and just
give us the good part.

I didn't quite realize
     I had gotten the couple
in *that* good a pose.

exactly, she has
     had a million characters
since then, all the same.

Totally creepy,
     decent acting, great effects,
just all around good.

I hated my old
     handwriting, so in 11th
grade I switched it up.

Tell them NOT to use
     force, when the driver does not
follow instructions.

But it's not helpful
     to single him out for *ad
hominem* attacks.

Keep going. I pop
     concord grapes out of the skin
and swallow them whole.

[deleted] I like
     vending machines 'cause snacks are
better when they fall.

Amen. It slowly
     becomes more fun to watch, then
to participate.

The look on his face
     when he realizes he's live
is hilarious!

One of those bastards
     fell off my visor into
my lap in the car.

How can you expect
     to draw people in a place
where you've never been?

This was just a pork
     filled stupid bill that pretty
much screwed most people.

He didn't answer when
     I knocked, and I let myself
in, looking for him.

Install all of them
     and see which one you like most.
Shitty parenting.

Whatever router
     by **BUFFALO** you can find
that has good reviews.

In the end, either
     the state or the poor father
gets to pay the bills.

They had the perfect
     chance to shoot and kill two dogs
and they let them go.

This is probably how
     the spiders get in, but those
bastards are crafty.

If all you do is
     whine about the build, you will
keep losing to it.

Otherwise, it might
     be sort of jarring for her.
Good luck. Who wrote this?

I have a good job
     and a dental plan, but still
can't afford all that.

Some are updated
     more frequently, while some are
very far behind.

Although it does seem
     to me like you are a bit
jaded with women.

I'll be waiting. Hey,
     I used to know a stoner
girl named Ash Marie.

Starring Rachel Weisz
     All you have to do is check
the machine. They'll drop.

His purpose here is
     not to debate but to stir
up controversy.

That is the only
     instance in which I have been
affected by it.

As for your second
     point, I don't even know what
you're talking about.

Now you're saying you
     don't agree that they should pay
more tax?! I'm confused.

It's a frustration,
     but it also lets me see
the world differently.

I think government
     spending on "social programs"
is out of control.

If this does not sound
     good to you try the Coast Guard
or even reserves.

I really began
     to wonder whether or not
I had went insane.

Most couples are just
     looking for a woman or
another couple.

You never Know how
     far one good deed resonates.
Just don't be a dick.

This is why there are
     different standards for beauty
in different cultures....

Make up a date if
     you want, it won't make any
difference what it is.

I want it to be
     his decision what is put
on the internet.

Good to know! The key
     with the liquid courage is
to not use too much.

That's good. Just don't think
     too hard about what you just
said and you'll be fine.

Israel has killed more
     palestinian babies
than the other way.

oh, and pulsing lights.
     oh fuck it, i love it all.
Who said ban all mosques?

All they are doing
     is trying to intimidate
you and raise conflict.

Currently, since you
     can't stack meat, it's just a time
sink and a PITA.

Just from one person
     not shaving completely? DING!
We have a winner!!@!@!!

No. A reservoir
     is an artificial lake,
created by dams.

People wonder why
     the court system is bogged down
and a joke at times.

Just based on the current
     pool, President Obama
sounds like a shoe in.

There were some classics
     that weren't on the DVD
for some dumb reason.

The fun thing about
     your post is it sounds like you're
describing the US!

And what would you say
     that wouldn't be totally
awkward anyway?

I've born in Buenos
     Aires but I'm currently
living in Brazil.

For everyone else
     without insurance, it means
not paying their bills.

Were you arrested
     and thrown in prison without
trial for your statements?

I just need to work
     on my studies and then go
to school for two years.

Thank the Gods. Here is
     my laptop, I bought it last
year and I love it.

The government has
     absolutely abysmal
internal controls.

I didn't on purpose,
     hoping people would pick up
on the sarcasm.

I was expecting
     Deepak Chopra to be near
the top of that list.

As for the other,
     I really hope you don't blame
yourself for his death.

It certainly would
     have kept its monarchy, laws,
language, and culture.

Machine is bullshit.
     Shake shake shake, Shake your foodie.
It is not broken.

You should try it out.
     It's fun, and you get to show
off your creations.

Scottsdale pretty much
     is a blight on both nature
and society.

I doubt anyone
     will blame you for taking what
is rightfully yours.

The US government
     may be corrupt and greedy,
but they're not stupid.

Fine if they can live
     with that, but I consider
that a shoddy job.

Could he be testing
     you to see what you would do
while he was away?

I say go for it!
     What do you do if the pain
doesn't go away?

Were you arrested
     and thrown in prison without
trial for your statements?

[deleted] That is
     indeed my bum but sorry,
I'm a lesbian.

Bah, that is also
     my feeling, but then why all
the stereotypes?

I was later told
     that they thought I was going
to columbine them.

I drew some Breen too
     but they didn't come out looking
all that amazing.

Hey buddy, this is
     for things that have died out, not
things that still rock hard.

I hated looking
     at the obviously fake
high scores on that game.

You're an idiot.
     It isn't something that can
be fixed overnight.

Another reason
     for Stephen Colbert to be
afraid of them now.

Another reason
     for Stephen Colbert to be
afraid of them now.

Pass a New New Deal.
     That worked in the 1930s. It will
work again today.

If you have any
     suggestions, I'd certainly
appreciate it.

Like the canning pot,
     the turkey fryer is thin
and prone to scorching.

But I suspect you
     want to go on the trip more
than to help your dad.

I do what I do
     because I want to, that is
how I live my life.

Because motorists
     react differently based on
how a cyclist looks.

How much did you make
     from that college gig if you
don't mind me asking.

Margaret Thatcher Still...
     That is pretty good... Are you
sure this is legit?

Yes but, if all you
     ate was vagina, you would
probably not survive.

Those are Egyptian
     pounds and the tickets are site
tickets in Egypt.

Actually, the comics
     where I lack color came first.
You are really gross.

If she asks weather
     you've cum you can lie and say
"almost" if you want.

were you scared during
     orgasm that you might tip
over and fall out?

Hunter gatherers
     from Europe? From the arctic?
Should we eat blubber?

Its not really *my*
     definition per say, but
the factual one.

But hey, I don't want
     to ruin your happy face
with my rude manners.

Also, how do you
     anticipate selecting
this random person?

When people walk out
     in a bikini, they make
the choice to be seen.

Photo and headline
     go together like a fine
wine and a good meal.

You should be careful
     about getting all your facts
from a single book.

I'll keep that in mind
     as I would love to one day
go to Reykjavik.

My biggest complaint
     is probably with the Steelers
and Greg Olsen picks.

No, it will teach them
     to fuck with you even worse
next time they drive by.

My age group (mid 30's)
     however, is what culture
is revolved around.

But they also sell
     samples of that so you can
try it first and see.

I'll pirate and watch
     the next day for free if that's
the only option.

They pretty much cook
     themselves while you're free to make
the rest of the meal.

I don't get the name.
     Since when were all driving or
fighting games 'funny'?

Insurance is far
     and away the largest con
in this country. What?

As for gay marriage,
     I don't see why anyone
would object to that.

Phoenix was the first
     in the nation to adopt
these types of freeways.

It sure was for me.
     People actually play Red Dead
Redemption online?

Do you have any
     reading recommendations
about this topic?

They need to do some
     detective work and find all
the financial crooks.

But at the same time,
     I'd love to keep this open
and see where it goes.

Ouch, burn. Or maybe
     I am a genetics geek.
We require more RAM.

How'd you feel about
     Steppenwolf? I love Hesse but
haven't read it yet.

If you your mom wants
     nothing to do with him, then
she should take a stand.

(to the right). Bump is
     great if you have friends you share
files with in person.

what if the rich were
     treated just like the guy who
works at mcdonalds?

I just hate having
     to choke down her boiled, almost
gray asparagus.

It was the single
     most frustrating and painful
moment of my life.

The whole debate should
     be about form, not what you
are or aren't wearing.

Wow, first of all, did
     you see the video or
read the article?

Well done! chicken... soup?
     What a novel idea.
It just might catch on!

Thanks! I believe some
     bar hopping in LA will be
called for post exam.

The circumcision
     pushers see it as a win
for circumcision.

Reports to photo
     shoot with dislocated knee
and fractured ankle.

Creepy, yes. Count me
     as interested though if you
decide to do it.

Free alterations!!!
     I've seen shirts that had Asian
characters on them.

You didn't specify
     the trigger of the gun, you
just said "on the gun".

His name is Robert
     Paulson. That's bullshit. You can't
remove anything.

I was wondering
     what the fuck Jim Raynor had
in his sleeve. indeed.

Your father has just
     as much right to happiness
as anyone else.

Advice for the OP:
     IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE GAME, DON'T
FUCKING PLAY IT. Sheesh.

Or should I always
     stop off after half a mile
or a mile or so?

Would have been too good!
     Going to have to still give
this a try tonight!