Reddit Haikus

They don't let people
     in easily, physically
or emotionally.

Same items, different
     interface, which, really, is
the bare minimum.

There was just this dot,
     and it had no volume or
size whatsoever.

After Benoit won
     the title, he still wasn't
the focus of Raw.

Debating between
     getting a custom class top
or clear epoxy.

I only use its
     basic configuration,
but is up to you.

In my opinion,
     this is going way too far
in hiring people.

I eat wheat only
     on the rarest occasions,
never felt better.

Possibly the most
     condescending thing I've seen
in my life. Spiffy!

Such as classic cars
     refitted for modern day
use, etc.?

I don't even play
     video games but I am
annoyed anyway.

It was just a mind
     blowing day and I'm so glad
I got to watch it.

exactly my point.
     individuals never
need military.

For instance, I was
     really expecting Iran
to be overblown.

Casey Anthony
     and George Zimmerman are great
examples of this.

So if you are not
     for one I don't see how you
can support any.

To feel confident
     and sexy again after
being rejected.

If its all you got
     then go for it but don't plan
on its use for this.

Exactly. The OP
     has no idea what he's
talking about. Next!

Not an uncommon
     phenomena in modern
European states.

Your facial structure
     and hair composition is
similar to them.

It's okay. I think
     the animation is too
fast, and too jerky.

Infinite canvas
     and minimal interface
are both amazing.

Modulation can
     affect the feel of music
any way you'd like.

The experience
     has definitely made me
who I am today.

*Oh, dude, a haiku.
     Seven syllables go here?
Oh, already done.

Siri was a stand
     alone app before it was
integrated right?

No big deal says I,
     physical attractiveness
isn't everything.

Encoding converts
     the video to play on
other devices.

Lol. I can
     not afford to buy any
series V five packs.

I suppose I could
     also get an audio
cable if needed.

I seriously
     almost passed out when I was
walking in the halls.

The most important
     thing you can ever do is
take charge of your life.

they tend to restrict
     access once the incoming
traffic is too big.

Democratically
     operated workplaces
have no hierarchy.

Why is Anderson
     even running down the hill?
He's an Admiral.

I'm from Seattle
     area and would be down
to hit up Westport.

HOLY COW MY EYES
     ARE RINGING I'm not saying
I prefer Romney.

Yes but I also
     think rules can be updated
when necessary.

Did you see them on
     tour with Aficionado
opening for them?

Both offenses were
     totally apathetic,
very ugly game.

The really funky
     part is the short queue I had
to get into it.

I'd like to get back
     and study graphic design
and photography.

But if you don't need
     any you can always use
more Project Tables.

But oh wait we need
     to disarm only people
and not governments.

i tried putting them
     in there and my desktop goes
on but doesn't load.

I would but I am
     not very good at writing.
[deleted] What ads?

He was very good
     at presenting himself well
in the media.

I find it a lot
     more enjoyable to use
than a lot of guns.

He's got everything
     Andre had, and then he's got
that agility.

Just because you paid
     money for champions, skins,
points, etc.

It gives a good look
     into the competition
barbecue circuit.

You already see
     the music industry way
out in front with this.

You can tell by how
     negatively it reacts
to others' humor.

I still eat largely
     vegetarian but it's
not a religion.

Continue to go
     to hell for hating direct
download Microsoft.

I am honestly
     very interested to know
how your mind differs.

Marx was likely more
     libertarian than most
Democrats today.

A curb that has been
     designated as a no
parking area?

So our initial
     assumption was false, and there
is only one Dog.

It's America's
     Funniest Home Videos
for edgy people.

It's definitely
     worth a watch for anyone
who hasn't seen it.

Woman here. Sounds like
     he was unlucky enough
to meet a real bitch.

I'm pretty lost right
     now I've lived in Chicago
my entire life.

Any woman would
     love the opportunity
to turn a gay man.

My question is, what
     classes should I be taking
before the transfer?

Not enough if you
     ask me ''Hopefully'' going
to start losing weight?

It's just contracting
     in a specific pattern
to pump blood. I know.

Lol Hey love.
     I suffer from this exact
same situation.

Whose political
     beliefs are okay to look
at and whose are not?

MATHEMATICAL!
     I'm jealous of that steady
supply lol.

[deleted] we can't
     even get weapons that don't
clip through our armor.

(Canadian here!)
     Because its late and he has
to wake up early.

I am satisfied
     with the answers I received.
I don't have any.

To never smoke or
     drink any alcoholic
beverages ever.

And to be honest,
     I have no idea why
I was accepted.

It's that such a *large*
     part of the media is
controlled by so *few*.

either it wasn't
     tested for or it isn't
considered a drug.

How we have mastered
     the elements and put them
to our benefit.

I'm shouldn't even
     have to mention Fleetwood Mac
or the Grateful Dead.

'report an error')
     I used to be a pizza
delivery girl.

I saw it a few
     times when I was there to pick
up a cookie pie.

The Internet is
     not a single entity
with one opinion.

If anybody
     out there is an artist, please
steal this idea.

One a tired day
     my face might look a little
retarded as well.

Kinda a lasting
     divide from the Civil War.
Winter is coming.

I didn't even know
     the proper spelling of his
original name.

A good example
     is early Jewish settlers
to the Holy Land.

Almost on topic!
     LOL That Diablo
guy is awesome tho.

Islam is indeed
     inherently destructive
to societies.

Petitions, online
     or in person are just too
open to abuse.

The same could be said
     for any building you do
on any planet.

But I don't think OP
     bothered or invaded on
Parker's privacy.

20th episode.
     Knew what happened to "the safe"
was and didn't tell us.

Is the solution
     to this puzzle, not even
*slightly* obvious?

...moded Iowa
     City has an amazing
public library.

The video is
     pretentious about deeper
meaning about stuff.

It's incredibly
     hard to determine based on
arbitrary notes.

I want to forget
     all the memories and be
able to move on.

I was so careful
     not to get the colors mixed
in the wrong sections.

:D [deleted] Right
     out of an Arnold movie
lol Ok.

OP was arrested
     for a DWI,
that doesn't mean shit.

So I denied it.
     I would have to ride it out
to the bitter end.

Your body wont be
     able to repair itself
due to lack of fuel.

You are astounding
     attracted to people who
you feel sorry for?

I'm glad to give more
     info on particular
shops, etc.

The "offensively
     stereotypical Sex
in the City gay".

Is that bad? I didn't
     say one way or another.
You did however.

How exactly is
     The Division a better
tactical shooter?

Formula only.
     [deleted] JR and Pop
could be funny though.

it flies EVERYWHERE
     I have smacked the hood before
in those instances.

Yeah, glad we all got
     together to put a stop
to this guy's rampage.

not bad Keep walking.
     Paco, maybe an inch or
two deep, but a foot?

"Infidelity
     is infidelity" is
not an argument.

This totally could
     be me, and her story could
totally be true.

Use a napkin on
     top then pat the powder on
the napkin. Liar.

Mario Party?
     More like Communist Party.
"Oh, Comrade Yoshi!

Love that movie, Wes
     Anderson's masterpiece, could
watch it every day.

I found some items
     and started killing zombies
with a machete.

I think he's kidding
     Oh ya, they definitely
cared genuinely!

Elsewhere in baseball,
     how about this Fernandez
kid for Miami?

I never managed
     to shake that anxiety
even in college.

Everyone gets one.
     Get another opinion
AND have them show you.

He had it shipped by
     rail out to California
to be modified.

He will probably be
     in uniform and easy
to identify.

There's no period
     after 'Dr' in 'Dr Pepper'
Very insightful.

Higher minimum
     wage states do not lose business
across the border.

Is that why on one
     episode of Firefly
his ear gets sliced off?

If you want the look
     you desire you gotta
stretch the area.

It still looks awesome
     to me, and it looks awesome
from every angle.

Fuck the internet
     and the hypocritical
horse it rode in on.

"Anomaly" is
     just a word used to denote
something unexplained.

Yesterday a few
     people put together some
beers on the canal.

It's free, and pretty
     easy so far (only on
chapter three myself).

They look delicious
     and give me more ideas
for healthy eating.

Not everything is
     so black and white and I hope
you understand that.

i use Microsoft
     security essentials
im confused Linux.

Works for the people
     who lack critical thinking
skills and the lazy.

I just logged into
     mine and it was right where you'd
expect it to be.

NOT A CURE. It just
     prolongs the incubation
time of the virus.

Look up riverbed
     networking technology.
What an idiot.

So I avoid them.
     I never said they were bad
at the game did I?

That's almost as bad
     as my first political
science professor.

[deleted] This is
     exactly why I don't eat
Gummy anything.

Really tricky but
     exactly the kind of thing
I was looking for.

Amanda saying
     I fought my ass off. Shut up.
Everybody did.

Maybe a little
     dressier than normal, but
will depend in club.

Any doesn't work,
     it depends which area
you're interested in.

If my primary
     attribute is intellect,
I build a Dagon.

The ability
     to make video calls is
very important.

Not all racists are
     stupid, but lots of stupid
people are racists.

Very hard to do,
     and very rewarding when
you can make it work.

When the victim rubs
     their eyes, the iron filings
harm their corneas.

I ran a super
     clean high calorie diet
during the program.

Whether it gave me
     the intended HGH
or not I don't care.

If you want a big
     budget game sure console or
PC all the way.

Actually, neither can
     I! I disagree There is.
It's a full time job.

I feel like I could
     overthrow the government
while listening to it.

I'm assuming our
     currents are only different
because of rounding.

I also assume
     intelligent people do
something similar.

Velociraptor
     Candice? I suppose that is
true to an extent.

Amazing really
     capture the feeling of fear
and adrenaline.

But it certainly
     needs to be available
more than once a month.

I can't remember
     the last time one of my games
went so far as that.

Do your best to try
     just about anything you
are interested in.

CAN I READ TOO? /dibs
     I wouldn't call it dumb but
I suppose some might.

Unaffordable
     or low priority might
be more accurate.

All lies. I've always
     figured it must be frightening
to kiss Ellen Page.

I'm a women, why
     wouldn't I want me to be
treated equally?

I think cases is
     the wrong way of doing it.
Any ideas?

The majority
     if women in the US are
wearing the wrong size.

man up and take them
     Quoting for the irony
if he deletes this.

I sincerely hope
     we see a realistic
budget tomorrow.

Seriously, our
     situations are really
fucking similar.

Magic erasers
     are okay, so long as you
don't overuse them.

Physio isn't
     helping anymore, neither
is Acupuncture.

I said it doesn't
     matter if it's negative
or positive lift.

For a week or so,
     try an elimination
diet, if you can.

Unless you're playing
     Polynesia. [deleted]
Runs in the family.

No. Incredible!
     I agree the bar scene was
wonderful for that.

Also, another
     ancestor was a lawyer
to Billy the Kid.

Overwhelmingly
     I'd never do a "rescue
dog" ever again.

What's so appalling
     to you about getting good
furniture for free?

I can open tabs
     from Chrome app on my phone on
other devices.

I doubt anyone
     will get fired for someone
taking a picture.

there is no support
     at all so you must know how
to run a server.

Its decentralized
     with no regulatory
agency, correct?

Also why do all
     professional gamers seem
to have such short names?

Had an initial
     email consultation, week
later booked a flight.

Doesn't she also
     legitimately sing live
in her shows as well?

Here is my question
     I am asking you again
for a **second time.

I didn't personally
     know who was hosting it but
I went anyway.

who would have thought. what.
     Died stupidly. Then I died
stupidly again.

I'm not verified,
     but I could use an escrow.
I have 60k to sell.

Tomorrow I am
     making Jamie Oliver's
turkey Wellington.

Great, I'd like to buy!
     I will send you a private
message about it.

I am an avid
     gamer, I also happen
to have lady parts.

I'm not believing
     anything unless it comes
from the BBC.

I never got past
     like the 5th screen where you
have to run from dogs.

When I made Eagle
     I got a letter signed by
George W. Bush.

[deleted] Isn't
     the Tang Dynasty Chinese?
Or is that the joke?