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Interesting. I thought
     the Source engine runs pretty
much or anything.

Yeah, because, ya know...
     super heroes always kill
the super villains.

I buy an extra
     piece of luggage when I'm there
to bring home my spoils.

So the Brazilian
     government is trying to do
something about it.

Oh, and your pant legs
     become encrusted in salt
if you walk too much.

How long do you plan
     to keep doing this, do you
ever plan to stop?

Filling capsules tends
     to inflate the price a lot.
Please post the porn link.

This is a mad post.
     Going to listen to all
these albums. Thanks y'all.

I like the blond one.
     They refuse to go into
doggy submission.

Your idiotic
     comment was there for *five hours*
before I replied.

No harm intended.
     That's beautiful. What about
Afro Samurai?

I have to admit
     that I looked at the swinging
vine too. Family curse.

[deleted] See what
     you did there I've always been
confused by the end.

The reality
     is both are pretty equal
in terms of hardware.

Who says we only
     have to go out with people
we want to marry?

I like how I can
     count on her, and how she is
physical with me.

They pick a sidekick
     with brain power comparable
to a fucking brick.

I could give a rats
     ass (or couldn't, whatever
the proper term is.

I would like to point
     out that that study lumps all
age groups together.

The behind the scenes
     politics might have been too
much for Eccleston.

From your post it sounds
     like you had a shit four years
which I don't believe.

The war in Iraq
     was clearly because of need
for Oil dominance.

The behind the scenes
     politics might have been too
much for Eccleston.

[deleted] Sydney:
     They all love the dick Diane
and Sam are talking.

The Jewish Problem
     continues to haunt Europe
and America.

Surely they can be
     considered art. The soundtrack?
Absolutely art.

I'd want someone nice
     (like you) to let me know I'd
left my door open.

thanks, I honestly
     tried A before and I don't
think it did much good.

All these guys are trying
     to tell you is, YOU FUCKED UP.
YOU FUCKED UP BIG TIME!

Sadly I never
     got to meet him, he died years
before I was born.

While in the after
     photo, pale white skin, relaxed
pose, different lighting.

Shit, I hate those things.
     :D "Deep Thoughts"...... Exactly Vote
this man **down** people!

Because a Mummy
     clown and a Daddy clown hugged
in a special way.

Unfortunately
     there are no good sword fighters
in any movies.

I didn't see complete
     domination in that game
at all, by the way.

Michael Angelo's
     paintings were inspired by
God, but came from him.

Okay. Claims about
     the air now have the higher
burden of proof. Why?

It let me know what
     I was in for, but still left
so much mystery.

:D It's not out yet,
     I think Tuesday. Unless you
do some trickery.

[deleted] You didn't
     have an example did you?
Really? You don't know?

From that moment, its
     concern has been covering its
ass, not saving yours.

Real sword fights end FAST,
     and the better the fighter,
the quicker it ends.

However I found
     that key recognition came
over time for me...

He fought lung cancer
     for almost four years before
finally dying.

Can someone help me
     figure out why OP is still
using explorer?

It was played at his
     funeral, amazingly
sad in the context.

...Lisa? Is that you?
     I see you are enjoying
the Oregon coast.

However if he's
     happy and it's enough cash
for him, so be it.

We all owe a great
     debt to the brave activists
on the flotilla.

Ok. I started
     out a bit defensive, but
she makes a good point.

Nice chest and arms but
     with little cushy belly.
Sturdy or stocky?

Kirby is about
     about copying powers
and awesome battles.

Screw you sir, screw you.
     [deleted] That's all I got.
I'm spent and flaccid.

There are not many
     great working capitalist
countries anymore.

It's really easy
     to be skeptically leaned towards
one side isn't it?

ASHISH i think by
     "the one" he means the one he's
going to marry.

clicking on your seek
     bar or volume adjuster
shots me to your site?

I'm sure it'll be nice
     and green if it was a one
bedroom apartment.

Eventually vote
     Republican to make sure
you keep everything.

Legendary thread!
     Red Leader reporting in.
I like how you think.

Even though this is
     not my application case,
could you elaborate?

They would probably make
     the same amount of money
if they were separate.

That is when a true
     gentleman will run them through
with his rapier.

MY FAVORITE PART WAS
     THE DUMB BITCH IN THE BACKGROUND
TELLING THE DEER "NO".

No golden showers
     I guess you haven't watched Saw.
I DIDN'T HEAR NO BELL.

And some it can be
     really quick one time and may
take longer the next.

Those losers couldn't
     even design a proper
flip phone. Typical.

Water retention
     is a bitch. Thanks for sharing.
Great photos! Agreed.

Boo! I think you don't
     have the evidence to back
up your assertions.

EDIT: I also
     want to know if someone thinks
my advice is bad.

Umm.. make sculpture or
     appreciate sculpture? Make:
local art college.

We should NOT kick them
     all out, and definitely
NOT set term limits!

Just don't pick up young
     middle class hippies hitching
for the "adventure".

I'd rather starve than
     take a job as a cop or
parking officer.

Why should tax dollars
     be given to people who
will use it for drugs?

Do you want to get
     your life back on track or are
you fine as it is?

Being a danger
     to people is not caused by
being passionate.

Brown specks that if you
     add water to will become
the blood it once was).

Really? You could try
     not drink driving instead, it's
far more effective.

We've got the highest
     festival per capita
rate in the whole world.

I hear other on
     the tractor staring in too.
I had to do it.

This is what I've heard
     and I'm attempting to take
the advice to heart.

Not everyone is
     attached to their computers.
Cut this guy some slack.

Your haiku was good
     Albeit quite disturbing
Stay away from kids.

A lot of that old
     software is never going
to be updated.

I suggest getting
     some help, and protecting what
money you have left.

Thanks very much mate!
     I am ashamed I can't say
where Kyrgyzstan is.

She is one of those
     people that you want to say
clear of. What a freak.

mental disorders
     are prone to false positives
when self diagnosed.

Don't do that. Look out
     for yourself, find someone who
will want more than sex.

Just leave them alone
     and don't give them a reason
to go through your trash.

Honestly, if you're
     mostly doing tank healing,
you should just go disc.

I know people are
     trying to defend him, but did
he do the right thing?

In the meantime what
     other option would I have?
Let my children starve?

I cannot answer
     that coz I stopped reading there
dull crap years ago.

while wandering down
     here randomly your comment
totally surprised.

This is bad advice,
     but you could totally start
your own brewery!!!

We appreciate
     your altruism but life
is more important.

It stopped wandering
     outside and spent most of its
time indoors asleep.

I'd love to see more.
     Break up with her. Or at least
be honest with her.

Thanks for the info!
     We demand that your roommate
shares the recipe!

I'm jealous about
     how you can walk down the street
and make a kid's day.

Also more people
     die from careless driving than
do from drink driving.

If you buy hardware
     from System76 everything is
going to to work.

If you could, what's one
     thing in your life that you'd change?
Isn't that the butt?

That is a outcome
     that the people with some sense
are trying to avoid.

Hell, I'll say it, I'm
     even a little bit up
in arms on it too.

If all you're doing
     is wasting time, then I'm not
going to bother.

See, I can use words
     in ways that they don't actually
mean anything too.

He did it so well,
     Kim Jung Ill visited him
to compliment him.

My future self is
     going to hate me, just like
I hate my past self.

But I would still trade
     that for the joy the simple
folks out there would feel.

Hell, if it wasn't
     around the fawn, it would run
away from the dog.

That's... one of the worst
     study methodologies
I have ever heard!

Then you have to choose
     the optimal solution
to send the emails.

Try it. Also thanks
     for reminding me, I need
to do this myself.

Would brighten my day
     and yours for helping someone
who truly needs it.

What did the ad say?
     Did you require a photo?
Are you attractive?

I don't know for sure
     what he looks like, but I know
he is very real.

All mine tend to go
     on crossbow bolts for training.
But that was in 40d.

That is all. It means
     that you cannot change, if you're
not moving toward change.

Because that set was
     damned awesome by people you
mean Americans?

Do it for science.
     Thank you for the link, I'll try
to look into it.

What? Are you saying
     War Machine couldn't shoulder
mount a gatling gun?

If that was my dog
     i would have beat the living
shit out of that deer.

And a lot don't seem
     to grasp that not everyone
is treated that way.

With practice, you can
     nearly turn the car around
in it's own footprint.

The money did not
     exist, Rome just thought that their
was a cache of cash.

The exact measures
     and exact expectations
are subject to change.

I guess it's okay
     if you are a woman who
believes in that crap.

whatever you learn
     in school is just foundation,
you learn how to learn.

Great piece of art, but
     I highly doubt it's the least
bit healthy to eat.

They might even kill
     you or get you put in jail
on trumped up charges.

I sure did. Sounds more
     like you are better than me.
Yeah, what a pussy.

I'm always talking
     about Washington's farewell
address to people.

No one has attacked
     North Korea because China
will not allow it.

Here I am aside
     you, standing, naked, facing
judgement from our peers.

You're asserting things
     and expecting me to just
accept them as true.

It did not work, but
     I stayed on it for other
obvious reasons.

It is so English!
     I think you're actually missing
the point re. air strikes.

I tend to do more
     on my "to do list" when baked
than when im sober.

But that's what it is.
     Glutamate is a freaking
amino acid.

Kind of sad to watch
     this level of brainwashing
in this day and age.

But he had a big
     ass smile on his face right up
until he didn't, right?!

Have you ever let
     the top half of your sexy
bush grow out any?

Wow! I never thought
     to mix soy milk with OJ.
Mad love to you back!

If you don't mind, I'm
     using this response around
my office today.

I'm going to ride
     this 8million train for as long
as I can & die.

When you add text you
     lose the link to the photo
you were trying to post.

This is also how
     English is the dominant
language of the world.

[deleted] Carry
     on slave! Nothing to see here!
In the morning Sweet!

EDIT: By the "right"
     bacon I mean sodium
and nitrate content.

I was totally
     uninterested in the link
until you said that.

Any chance you could
     outline the context that makes
this movie funny?

If you don't believe
     the Catholic Catechism,
you aren't a Catholic.

I'd like to see more
     anonymity in most
criminal cases.

Cause we wouldn't want
     to have the most relevant
info at the top.

Yeah I'm gonna spend
     the next couple of days trying
to learn all this stuff.

That's why people shoot
     deer with guns and don't, you know,
wrestle them to death.

The canceling credit
     advice seems to go against
everything I've read!

That kid needs some real
     life experiences, not
more video games.

Perhaps this translates
     into situations like
what you're describing.

I live in a low
     crime area with some great
cops and stupid kids.

Though I have fallen
     asleep while taking a shit.
For the Greater Good!

Assembly line is
     about each worker doing
one very small thing.

Though I can see if
     you don't like to dick around,
you wouldn't like it.

I think it depends
     on the species of spider.
Or which wall it's on.

His favorite restaurant
     is a Brazilian steakhouse
that serves only meat.

I hate her because
     she crushed my little brother
and made him spineless.

and what changed your mind?
     Does it matter? Make a rage
comic out of that.

I am.... [deleted]
     I've lived in New York City
for the last five years.

[deleted] They are
     not out to ruin your lives,
that is just silly.

If you cycle then
     you're set, as London's not bad
for cyclists at all.

If memory serves,
     stellar parallax only
works for nearby stars.

I love you for that.
     Whenever I fall, you are
there to support me.

Whenever I fall,
     you are there to support me.
I love you for that.

Having it every
     day for a couple months is
downright torturous.

Your question pertains
     to an implied claim about
your state of mind friend.

And if there is some
     around, I'd add chopped bacon
(or ham in a pinch).

*we tried to warn them...*
     The only time I wouldn't
mind getting pissed on.

So you stole the phone,
     then made calls to Mexico
to frame the guy? NICE!

No thanks, I'd rather
     BACON, butter, eggs, BACON,
red meat, and bacon.

And I'm from Central
     PA. Fuck, you people nearly
have me figured out.

We probably just put
     some mountain bikes on the street
and someone stole them.

Even the kids you
     wanted to hate were pretty
cool in their own way.

So when you are first
     diagnosed they do not take
away your license?

So she was going
     to be shot or hit with his
hands or the batton.

You enter the first
     door that suits you that you come
across so privileged.

[deleted] since when
     did an image of a dick
become safe for work?

If you are spoon fed
     information, it is not
fed to you by force.

The point is, people
     will do stuff like that, you need
to get over it.

[deleted] SKY PIE
     MOTHERFUCKER! can someone
cut this up for me?

The far left is just
     as bad as the far right, just
on the opposite side.

survivors can be
     used for medical training.
Gee that cat looks pissed.

We must have all done
     something pretty terrible
in a past life, right?

This was how my mom
     made macaroni and cheese
for me as a kid.

It also kinda
     makes me want to volunteer
to work with kids, though.

As it is, I think
     the rest of the facts stand on
their own well enough.

Still no work has been
     done and all it is doing
is clogging crap up.

Did the girlfriend say
     "If I go to Thailand, I'm
breaking up with you"?

Anyway, it was
     in a can, and only cheap
oil comes in a can.