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Iraqi police
     would come on base for training
and use our toilets.

Finally, Sterling
     realized the error in his
ways and fixed his hair.

Definitely from
     South London. The dialect
is so distinctive.

Lol I meant
     to type weasel word and got
ahead of myself.

Well I think things seem
     to be going better now
than at the release.

Am I the only
     one who thinks that he looks good
with the extra weight?

Even if I had
     been paying attention, I've
heard it made no sense.

=D You're still a cunt,
     Steve, go fuck your snake! this is
all i was thinking.

That's right!! It's coming
     up quickly, but I'm getting
pretty excited.

Just sit there?" Well, yeah.
     Because there's nothing out there.
It's stupidity.

The man has good things
     to say, you just have to sift
through it, just like life.

The third they is both
     the Bush administration
and the "terrorists".

If that picture is
     accurate, I wouldn't call
that an extreme curve.

Got news: if she slaps
     you when you "mouth off" that's called
being abusive.

It's also *a new
     idea* as was Burning
Wheel when it came out.

You've decided 'fuck
     you' is the only response
I'm going to get.

If that's all you see,
     then I'm guessing you haven't
been to the west end.

This was the moment
     I told some friends, this guy is
going to be great.

And I decided
     I would watch all the matches
in which he would play.

[deleted] This is
     for all the times you told me
to turn it down, Dad.

They're in each others
     pictures and their profiles are
similar enough.

Each rule that applied
     at my moms house equally
applied at my dads.

Here's hoping I win,
     or whoever does enjoys
their gift! Michael Dorn?

[deleted] The live
     version of "In your eyes" by
Peter Gabriel.

Stick to the basics.
     Don't go buying shit you don't
need right off the bat.

[deleted] I buy
     the new CoD every year. Why?
Because they are fun.

For me it would be
     For Whom the Bell Tolls, made Spain
come alive for me.

I've been trying to plan
     how to do exactly this!
Thank you for the link!

I would love to see
     something like "Firefly" or
Marvels "Runaways."

I was in a high
     school fitness class and one guy
had it out for me.

It is not cheap, but
     I prefer it to any
other place around.

[deleted] Being
     poor does not absolve someone
from being stupid.

I can't remember
     how many times I've ready
through the whole Bible.

[deleted] Wise words.
     hey sorry for the delay,
busy week at work.

[deleted] This is
     incredibly beautiful!
Cake for everyone!

my cat is the same
     way I write this in every
college advice thread.

Citizen Kane is
     made almost entirely
out of shots like that.

There is nothing worse
     than a middle aged women
who used to be hot.

You have to think short
     term or long term, but for now
you are in your youth!

Hide yo kids and yo
     wife this is could get ugly
Damn, two villagers?

Are you really no
     longer friends or have you just
had a falling out?

The foster mother
     killed her. Not anyone else.
I was just kidding.

All the while you end
     up chasing a rat that's brought
the tile to its nest.

He said that he had
     money to pay an artist
if he found someone.

The first period
     off the pill is never too
much worse than the rest.

Do you think we could
     come up with enough content
for it to happen?

By the time next year
     came around he totally
forgot about them.

That has to be most
     painfully annoying thing
anyone can do.

Do you have any
     idea how many cops
get killed doing good?

Makes much more sense now
     that I know Americans
call sorbet sherbet.

Sometimes beauty is
     what you perceive to be, not
what you actually are.

Trade routes, gold, freedom.
     What does space offer? The moon
has nothing but cheese.

That was the worst drop,
     but I've dropped it numerous
other times as well.

Rightly or wrongly,
     it's nice to have a clean slate
when running those tools.

So a few days back
     I already knew that Jack
was going to die.

They also expire,
     but I think the timing works
out for two coupons.

[deleted] Let's do
     this That's adorable. Please!
Someone! Draw that now!

There's a chance that they'll
     be made illegal to buy
in the next decade.

I'm sure I should just
     make my own post, but I thought
this would be quicker.

Is this a real charge?
     I was given a guide by
another guy here.

The time spent sailing
     around in vanguard wasn't
true gaming. Okay.

In that case, they guy
     is a complete jackass should
he make that statement.

No one paid them though.
     There were far more deductions
you could take back then.

whats the deciding
     factor on why you choose hard
over cloth? Thank you!

RALLY CAPS If snoop
     reads this, I bet he cringes.
Come on dude, be cool.

Yes they're huge, but who
     knows how many planets will
be habitable?

Not sure if I should
     feel stupid or if wayne just
smokes way too much weed.

[deleted] It might
     be lies to you, might not be
to me Thanks for that.

That's why I think all
     this Peter Capaldi hype
will come to naught. Yep.

I got to do some
     fun things I normally wouldn't
have been able to.

It makes everyone's
     job harder from the surgeon
to the orderly.

Harrison Ford was
     sick that day and didn't feel up
to the scripted fight.

Spoiler tag that, please.
     Edit: We're cool. Tag added,
happiness abound.

If its too fucking
     stupid for Grand Theft Auto,
it's probably Saints Row.

For now, you'll haggle,
     coddle, plead, negotiate.
It's all part of life.

Thanks for the response!
     I married my first boyfriend.
It's a win. You're right.

Also, they book you
     are studying from may be
old fashion or wrong.

On the whole I think
     "Preparation H" feels good.
Do they have raiders?

What he says is good,
     he's just a little too drab.
Love the improvement.

Well that first drunk girl
     is clearly from St Patty's
Day. [deleted] Thanks!

But with that being
     said you're not unattractive,
I'd say you're average.

[deleted] People
     not having vacation time
is what's wrong with that.

Averaged around 5k,
     was up to 5.6k for awhile.
Nom Nom. Any more?

It wouldn't let me
     install it the app store on
my Leopard device.

Being a liberal.
     A lot of things change once you
start paying taxes.

This looks familiar.
     A BOUNTY HAS BEEN PLACED ON
ANOTHER PLAYER!

GOD I WANTED HIM
     TO BE THE NEXT BEST CENTER
IN THE LEAGUE SO BAD.

Yeah, and then when those
     kids have kids they never learn
the word "No" either.

Thanks for having us.
     Cy Young duel tomorrow
should be fun as well!

Thankfully it looks
     like they've gone away from those.
Totally cancelled.

But again, this may
     take longer than reasonable
people would expect.

Hell, they may even
     just investigate and not
pursue it further.

Plus, after Cube stopped
     writing his rhymes, he never
really made much sense.

If you can just choose
     to play anything, no one
will be valuable.

If one of them is
     better for you personally,
then go use that one!

I've been trying alot
     out to pick a taste I like,
right now butter rum.

So why exactly
     do I continue to fill
in these census forms?

Also another
     question is, are there any
smooth faces at all?

I have no clue, since
     those are the lines that just got
the new 5000-Series cars.

It sounds like the kid
     could have died no matter who
the caregivers were.

The sun is rising
     :D Some people have rhythm,
some have melody.

It's not terrible!
     However, this post probably
won't lead anywhere.

you should split your posts
     into paragraphs so it's
easier to read.

I just kinda got
     to the end of it and was
like "eh, is that it".

His suicide is
     the only movie scene that's
ever made me cry.

He walks in and says
     "What? What's going on in here?
What is so funny?"

You don't have to be
     either tall or short, you can
be of average height...

Zoomed in. It doesn't
     stop you from just zooming through
your structural plates.

First, welcome. Second,
     under no circumstances
should you go deeper.

Not like the first time
     he ever is on the show
and being awesome.

Pipeline construction
     can take you to some pretty
exotic places.

Wait, no it's not. Wow..
     You really are beautiful.
[deleted] Sounds good.

Maybe he might want
     to do a community
or co lab channel.

Thank you! hey, I was
     looking to do one around
the area too!

without the rims tho...
     I bought the necklace a few
months ago. No shame.

Is worn over you
     chest so its not rolled over?
Where can I get one?

Also, you don't know
     every moment of their life.
Maybe they work out.

I eventually
     tried it and it made the game
so much easier.

But he's not going
     to, he wants to play football
and make more money.

Shut the fuck up Van
     Morrison anything from
astral weeks really.

If nothing within
     you stays rigid, outward things
will disclose themselves.

A. I'm still drinking.
     And B. I was just told home
improvement is hot.

Completely common
     sense, seriously no need
to study at all.

:P Everyone else
     has seen you attempt to scam
Run on a treadmill.

Thank you anyway
     Similar if not the same
to the book chapters.

Yep, he's back in school.
     TIL never never land is
in Europe thanks dude!

I don't really see
     why you think there's anything
wrong with doing this.

I was just granted
     candidacy into their
recording program.

This was so funny,
     I had to save it and force
my wife to watch it.

I've seen this a bunch,
     and every time I think how
excellent it is.

If you are into
     gore go to Mexico or
parts of Africa.

And it can be hard
     to stay calm and relaxed when
you've seen him act up.

from what I recall
     yes, then cancelled when we went
on our second date.

If you can't afford
     to tip, then you can't afford
to eat out. Asshole.

If you cannot spend
     any more time discussing,
I can understand.

Seeing as you didn't
     have to get lion to go
to mountain lion.

No one in NA is
     going to be a factor
in worlds anyway.

NOBODY CAN FIX
     THIS PROBLEM EXCEPT THE BLACKS.
Because that's bullshit.

Now we know where ~40k
     fans money goes to That guy
is an idiot.

It will numb your taste
     buds enough for you to sit
back and sip a few.

However, if you
     know exactly what you want
nothing beats singles.

I think my brother
     explained it best "-So if you
hate COD why play it?

Working the pitch count
     is something we have not been
doing very well.

"You mean camera's can
     see me, and microphones can
record me?" Well, duh!

Treating unlicensed
     as a misdemeanor is
very interesting.

Corner the market.
     Batman: stop being Batman,
live as billionaire.

WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU
     THINKING!?!?!?!?!? Bobby trimmed the beard?
I'm not your bud, pal.

Win what? I don't know
     but whatever it is you
won, you deserve it.

Get over yourself.
     Not everyone has to be
politically correct.

Are they weapons you
     wouldn't be able to get
any other way?

They're all elated
     until The Doctor explains
their race is dead. No.

As a black snob, I'm
     very proud This guy doesn't
deserve compassion.

Look people, the Grand
     Canyon is the coolest thing
you will ever see.

You won't see something
     more impressive than the Grand
Canyon. Period.

When im inspired
     I usually just write em
straight out no changes.

Maybe a "group &
     gear synergy specs" section
would be cool to add.

I guess I didn't file
     because I feel like my nails
are already short?

Destroying the world
     and falling through it's layers?
Are you kidding me?

:-D That it's insane
     to let a foreign nation
dictate policy.

Big dicks can be fun,
     small dicks can be fun, average
size dicks can be fun.

Loved the fact I knew
     what it was going to be
before clicking it.

Just adding a small
     amount to cooking would be
good *most dangerous.

All the other games
     on the main Fox channel were
morning or midday.

Not to mention how
     much more complex rocket fuel
than standard fuels.

"YOU KNOW WHAT! THERE IS
     NO EASTER BUNNY! THAT'S JUST
A GUY IN A SUIT!"

As a bear lover,
     I for one don't want to dance
with any of them.

It was also not
     especially strong, as coral
doesn't tend to be.

My older bro, his
     girlfriend, my husband and me
were all super close.

You're acting like you're
     better than me, like you know
something that I don't.

Needs to have his beard
     burnt off for that debacle.
Yes it's possible.

A trillion people
     seems like kind of a crack pot
made up number, though.

Give 'em the ole SHAKE
     AND BUSCEMI You know who
our owners are, right?

But ideally, we'd
     have moved on from physical
currency by then.

You don't just follow
     people on the street, and then
on foot, with a gun.

You don't just follow
     people on the street, and then
on foot, with a gun.

Same here.. And cute pup
     lol No, its fine, ask
as much as you like!

If you start doing
     more and trying more you'll probably
start to feel something.

We have to bug bomb
     our garage once a month due
to the black widows.

Shouldn't have worried
     as much as I did One more
night with my true love.

I am seeing more
     and more of this kind of thing
on the internet.

Bonus if it is
     early morning or late night
when all is quiet.

I think everyone
     has said a lot here than you
need to consider.

I am sure that will
     work really well for you on
the long term. Zeus does.

One for each other,
     and all for one, the Three brave
Amigos are we.

Big cats may be cute,
     but they can, and quite often
become dangerous.

It's these types of threads
     that make me hate everyone
on this fucking site.

If only we had
     some statistics which could shed
light on this subject.

But what I wanted
     to comment on, that no one
else has said, is this.

[deleted] Sadly
     Im pretty sure that would be
my wife's reaction.

I sat in the car
     for a while until it got
difficult to breathe.

By saying that you
     should fire Christian for going
against the zeitgeist.

It's your job to ask
     the right questions to lead them
in the discussion.

BAD RAD UNICORN.
     I told you not to gore field
mice in the forest!

Lost. My. Shit. Also...
     as a father I refuse
to watch 'I Am Sam'.

You can if you wish,
     but it works fine to dry hop
in the primary.

So we would head up
     there every day to just hang
out and play ping pong.

Also, how does one
     go about selling their books
in an easy way?

Come join the North Side.
     We've got free health care and beer.
Lots and lots of beer.

having a baboon's
     heart that can be used to make
you invincible?

The dude is shutting
     on the sleeping guys head who
is on the couch. so?

But my professor
     had a field day tearing them
apart on that one.