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But my professor
     had a field day tearing them
apart on that one.

Your "joke" is still wrong,
     regardless of how your "friend"
made it out to be.

My point exactly.
     As a poor college student,
the cheap stuff does fine.

Oh, alright. I had
     the image of like, bible
study or something.

That said, bill gates was
     still my answer when I first
read this thread title.

But black metal is
     definitely the next best
for mine; ripper beer.

Would you drink? What is
     worth losing your kids over?
Yes, the law is fucked.

fallout it was much
     more work maintaining weapons
and getting ammo.

We used them a lot
     in class, and the smell of them
brings back memories.

We had a teacher
     in senior year for English
that just was awful.

Our consciousness is
     also shaped and guided by
external forces.

But you talk, and, no
     doubt, act as if you in fact
believed in free will.

Do I know you? yeah,
     that was lame If you can, ride
the trails on a bike.

omg, I know
     that moby, and I know who
welded the tank on.

No reason to go
     looking for it or even
to think about it.

So I move to go
     pay and this guy literally
runs in front of me.

Many people like
     to collect them which only
adds to the value.

Shorts are temperature
     appropriate for public
places for young girls.

My heart is racing
     and my eyes are frantically
looking all over.

Need that bass thumb! nope.
     had it all over my hand.
was perfectly fine.

Put a belt through it.
     Cleaning tomorrow, and back
in the safe it goes.

Can't wait to wear that!
     I'm fairly lucid right now.
It's not always so.

And there's no pressure
     to please the other and no
pressure to perform.

Trust your instincts on
     what's a good reason and what
isn't. Hope that helps!

You look good so far!
     But what kind of character
progression is there?

Where were the police
     with those uncomfortable
and probing questions?

[deleted] So these
     aren't the fun kind of drugs, then?
College is fun though.

;D Being alive.
     I am unsure how to feel
about eating it.

I was heavily
     involved in my church, youth group,
and spiritual life.

I like you hair its
     very on trend. Nice eyebrows.
Super cute, have fun!

I usually just
     say yes to avoid a drawn
out explanation.

That is, if you're trying
     to make something that will gain
national attention.

People in formal
     attire wearing masks who
are also obese?

The law has always
     been the problem when it comes
to marijuana.

Good job! First off, there
     is no fifth amendment right
to "remain silent".

I don't really look
     for them but I've spotted them
in several countries.

There's no law saying
     I have to tip, and I don't
if I don't want to.

I mean season one
     was almost cringe worthy when
law goes full jerk mode.

If that really is
     the case, I'm totally fine
with Geno starting.

Imagine what would
     happen with *petty* revenge.
This is not funny.

just play tank then you
     can help and cant do too much
damage Happiness.

I hope you're giving
     yourself a double part on
the back. you look great!

I hope this isn't
     my family having to deal
with the bitch neighbor.

I know the things you've
     seen and know I couldn't be
able to take it.

Right, right. But blinding
     someone is kind of a weak
power, don't you think?

Thanks looks like a much
     better solution that what
we're using right now.

I'm also writing
     several books and hoping one
day to self publish.

Important people
     do not clear their calendar
for trivial things.

Which, for all intents
     and purposes, might as well
not even be there.

what were you doing
     when the camera was on you?
Say it's fake. SAY IT.

Also, I don't think
     I look like a lumberjack.
They wear red plaid, right?

People honestly
     get this rump roasted over
video game plots?

did y'all hear about
     "The Sickest Fuck of Them All?"
[deleted] [Enjoy!

Two or three short or
     long sentences together
can look and sound bad.

"Knowing where he is
     supposed to be when the ball
is thrown, making breaks.

I assured myself
     that what we had was special.
I was his best friend.

Cut me some slack, please!
     Increased diagnosis is
probably part of it.

I don't know how Clark
     would react to being made
to look like a fool.

It's not from a change
     in the recipe, but new
lab analysis.

This song is always
     good for a laugh, and even
better parodied.

Going to actually
     do some reputation work
again, lol.

only would have made
     things interesting Thought I was
free and clear on this.

I think you're making
     the right choice and are handling
this responsibly!

*opens wallet* well
     OP, four dollars. did someone
say Big Busty Coons?

Big Damn Heroes is
     always a winner, as is
the training montage.

I hear you guys are
     being buffeted by a down
vote brigade. Fuck that!

Removing the word
     "socialism" was actually
just a language change.

Those like, four or five
     things were the only bad things
to happen to me.

Hope that helps! Why would
     you love someone to juggle
your skull when you're dead?

That's exactly it.
     I don't like to use too much
power in the house.

The mil transmits on
     mil frequencies and listens
on ham frequencies.

You speak a lot like
     the dreaded Nice Guy, whether
you mean to or not.

Granted, I assume
     those are much less extensive
than one you pay for.

As soon as I knew
     people were upset I did
my best to fix it.

I have a raccoon
     tan year round, it just gets worse
during the summer.

You speak a lot like
     the dreaded Nice Guy, whether
you mean to or not.

Damn. Where were you when
     I was starting out? Culture.
**Unborn** Dragon blood.

It could slow him down,
     or it could help him with post
ups or rebounding.

Then again, I am
     terribly biased, having
grown up in south Ga.

Need anything else?
     Money? Treat? My heart? Alright,
opening the gate.

It has been proven
     that the people in question
*had* believed in God.

As long as sips is
     enjoying it still, I am
happy to watch it.

Good people to talk
     to if your bored they all seem
to have a story.

Yeah, when I first played
     with Unity I was shocked
at how nice it was!

Hell *knock on wood* i've
     never had a bad order
from any vendor.

wait, you mean "tight" like
     "awesome" or "tight" like, "i can
see that you're jewish"?

I am the crazy
     dick sheath. This does go both ways.
Men can be crazy.

Great thanks! I'm going
     to window shop this weekend
and see what's out there.

ARE. YOU. WEARING??" is
     still stuck in my head after
I saw it last year.

One of my alt raid
     teams has regular members
from another guild.

You don't have stupid
     shit ingrained in your mind from
when you were younger?

Fuck any asshole
     who laughs at you for doing
what you have to do.

Put it on and go
     out to McDonalds for all
I care. Just wear it.

And also how did
     he know the exact cafe
that Alfred was at?

FLIP FLOPS WITH A DAMN
     SPORT JACKET AND JEANS. ARE YOU
OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND?

Time for some crazies!!!
     Annex a forward city
state and trade from there.

Thanks, sorry about
     your grandma it must of been
really tough for you.

Although, you do bring
     up solid points with calming
down after a game.

And also any
     alter had to be approved
by the head judge no?

Feel my teeth rubbing,
     my tongue circling, and my mouth
sucking each nipple.

Because I haven't
     had a revolving card since
the bankruptcy. Sigh.

Now you're just fishing.
     Give it a rest already.
Smelting and drinking.

You're my new hero!
     There are not good reviews on
yelp for Wizard World.

[deleted] Ok
     just want to say that this sub
opened my mind up.

I am assuming
     you are wanting CAD (modeling
and layout) software?

And the only way
     to free ourselves of that is
to no longer live.

Maybe not 'cure', but
     you can build up your body's
tolerance to milk.

Something about them
     has always been neat to me,
and they still are neat.

I would pay no heed
     to those who say a gateway
language is useless.

Yours looks fantastic.
     Why doesn't mine look like that?
Should I cut a fringe?

[deleted] or right
     click for people who are too
lazy TIL I'm gay.

If you guys manage
     to find the dude, let me know.
Need a goddamn break.

That's awesome. I've been
     playing it on Steam all week.
Ave Maria.

This was the actual
     terrorist group which is like
trying to fight a gang.

There are some caves up
     there too which you can explore.
I loved it!! Thank you!

I didn't realize how
     deeply serious you were,
my apologies.

I was the type who
     tried to get people to stop
or not try drugs... Yea.

What would you say was
     significantly weakened
in this period?

I wish you'd be more
     *transparent* about these things.
Dude, that's so troll bro.

[deleted] Brendan
     and Rachel for sure had sex,
both seasons I think.

sounds suspiciously
     like Frank Herbert to me Don't
get used to the mask.

As a beginner
     you just need to focus on
having a good draft.

If anything it'll
     be numbers and a small change
to her bouncing blade.

Getting my Whistling
     Fists and the Monk Epic was
amazingly fun.

tail of spence Reply
     back to him and ask who paid
his bills at the time.

Kid was a monster
     last year and I think he will
only get better.

It's not physically
     possible without killing
off a lot of jobs.

No particular
     reason, my whole table would
just burst into song.

That car is insane
     now [deleted] When I got
bored once I shaved them.

these look good, and they'll
     look 10x better in an year
or two, I'm betting.

[deleted] Of course
     not, you're probably just shallow
for other reasons.

Congratulations..
     Stay strong and move on, this is
just the beginning...

Thanks, random stranger!
     I recognize Cafe du
Monde, don't I? Hello!

:p I got mine back,
     even though it was given
on a holiday.

He bats 5th? Wat?
     Why? My mom used to wash clothes
at a laundromat.

Your daughter she feel
     very happy that she has
such an awesome dad!

Your plan is a) Fix
     internal game and then b)
Fix external game.

You could travel all
     throughout nothingness and see
lots of, well nothing.

The bride was pretty
     much surprised on everything
other than the date.

But I think it looks
     really lovely on you &
fits everything well.

Just used it to pay
     normal bills for the family
for the past few years.

This makes me wonder
     if it's not due to being
in captivity.

[deleted] Is Mo
     Williams gonna ride or die
with Miami too?

I sincerely hope
     you can be happy, even
if it comes later.

The lane went even.
     Hey, thanks for taking the time
to type all that out.

I would squeak it out
     softly and my mom would sigh
and tell the person.

except maybe her
     one arm which isn't really.
Well, obviously.

But never thought I'd
     be so bust with work and school
that I'd have to quit.

The problem appeared
     when I heard my dad calling
for me and PANICKED.

I'll look you up Not
     if they don't have the funding
to keep the lights on.

The biggest thing is
     to know that you aren't going
through this stuff alone.

Best of luck! I was
     loading up my groceries on
the conveyor belt.

[deleted] This is
     one of those things that you need
to spend money on.

Got a friend going
     through this, any advice you
can give to help them?

But I, and others,
     like it and would like to keep
watching you play it.

Is that when you sex?
     I said judged more harshly, not
punished more harshly.

He had slept over
     at a friends house and wasn't
home when I got there.

If it can make all
     the metal a but darker
that'd be great too.

Both guys weren't very
     effective and did very
little to impress.

Nuclear weapons
     will not help a country win
or prevent a war.

Let's get that run back.
     This needs to be used for plays.
Batman on Broadway!

I still feel guilty
     about it, over a year
and a half later!

immediately
     stocked tons of dresses with school
colors and logos.

[deleted] That would
     be the most hilarious
thing ever if true.

Last thing you want is
     make it look like you're being
covert about it.

Personally, tea is
     the way to go in the woods.
So much easier.

Foster more often
     because they have the money
to do so? What if...

And people wearing
     jackets during the summer.
She kinda was though.

After the first shock,
     I'd laugh because it was hard
to keep doing it.

So unless you've been
     there, don't fucking sit and say,
"it all gets better."

This EASILY could
     have been not covered and there
would be no outcry.

[deleted] Uh oh,
     ur trying to breathe life into
random terms again.

its a really big
     hassle and puts a damper
on everyone's day.

Yeah! The cartels will
     no longer be interested
because it's legal!

She just hasn't had
     as much time as I have had
to accept it yet.

The Christian thing does
     make sense as to why people
'worship' the place though.

The final project
     for one class in my post grad
was a group project...

When you do that all
     the rest will fall into place.
Tried it. Still failing.

Oh, well regardless,
     the box in the picture is
still the Korean box.

An essay is not
     required to share all your points
as they are valid.

This game is complex,
     and requires more skill to play
at a high level.

The same can be said
     about refrigerators,
stoves, and microwaves.

Did you have a point
     to make or does objecting
just make you feel smart?

It's part of the game,
     even if you hate it Yep.
I'm confused... Cool thanks!

Way to be classy.
     See that's a spot where Hairston
has to do better.

Maybe privately
     but I doubt he does on stage.
Why does it matter?

Then my internet
     starts working again and... Yes.
And what do you mean?

I get an email
     every other week looking
for Latin teachers.

Similarly, say
     you're designing a platform
and need a language.

Their reaction would
     be to kick the machine, feel
the change slot, then leave.

It sounds to me like
     he is quite comfortable
in his enclosure.

Also check out st.
     jacobs for meat Do go on...
Funny you say that!

I'd suggest it, those
     little bikes are fun to fuck
around on trails with.

I'm not defending
     his statements, I just can see
where he's coming from.

Instead of pulling
     up the guide, maybe it just
pulls up your home screen.

This movie made me
     regret having illegal
cable as a child.

If you just happened
     to have a similar name,
it'd be awesome.

Be lonely rather
     than choosing someone who is
not as amazing.

Some even know bad
     things about life, stay away
from them. one last thing.

Why doesn't she just
     give you a chastity belt
and be done with it?

Hopefully now you
     will be less likely to make
this mistake again.