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I kind of just did
     what I remembered my mom
doing as a child.

SCIENCE!) I agree
     that the post is too much, though.
I mean, what's the point?

makes me want to kill
     myself She might be the one
to kill someone else.

I'm in medical
     school, and this sort of stuff sounds
interesting to me.

For me, the worst thing
     that can happen is you get
no response at all.

Artists are never
     fully appreciated
in their own era.

But I can't help but
     see the labels especially
when I am angry.

[deleted] How do
     we know which parts to follow
and which to ignore?

The evil one goes
     in the attic and the good
one gets raised normally.

If religion ruled
     the day, such a discovery
could never be made.

If Ron Paul had been
     elected, you'd be able
to be married here.

Shrimp in some white sauce
     with some kind of nice crunchy
nuts, maybe pecans.

And that the system
     ups that reward every week,
over and over.

God I hate that bitch.
     Hope. Change. Hope. Change. Hope. Change. Hope.
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That's usually no
     excuse for not following
through with a request.

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The last one they found,
     they determined, fell several
billion years ago.

[deleted] Down by
     McMaster? They were across
the street from my house.

are they cold and stiff?
     do you fireman carry them
into the oven?

The fuzz doesn't like
     alcohol being consumed
in public spaces.

What about the part
     where they all rape that cripples
wife while he watches?

I will sift over
     your responses while thinking
about my boyfriend.

And yes, that includes
     every other movie you
think it should include.

Likewise. You aren't wrong.
     And if she freaks out, tell her
"the cake is a lie."

I'm not moses, but
     I've been known to part the red
sea Awesome! Thank you.

Clearly it's going
     to take some kind of cage match
to settle this thing.

That question is both
     incredibly insightful
*and* hilarious.

It's a difficult
     decision to make but one
that we have to make.

I'm not saying it's
     acceptable, just not **as**
low, considering.

It's boring as shit,
     not even an interesting
music video.

Maybe they only
     gave it to people that logged
on during those days?

It seems just one thing
     after another started
going wrong with that.

Hey sexy even
     then, at some point, someone had
to be the 1st one.

would be easier
     than getting rid of it all
warm and fermented.

It's the only blind
     melon album that I like
from start to finish.

Takes no time at all.
     Hah. There's a key on the right
side of your keyboard.

I just looked this up
     and the internet agrees
with you. More questions!

Are you saying you've
     been forced to limit yourself,
or that I have to?

What predominant
     issues do your clients show
up with? I'll stop now.

Do you also play
     poker or any other
games or just blackjack?

"When you pat a dog
     on the head, he wags his tail.
What about a goose?"

Watch Six Feet Under,
     the TV series, if you
haven't already.

this is why you don't
     drink while you are pregnant, you
spawn these kinds of kids.

Also what the fuck,
     did he get his mom to dance
in the video??

She thinks I'm going
     to die as soon as I hop
in the uniform.

given his answer
     to Couric, it seems he CANT
even define it.

This was MGM
     for Christ's sake, don't you fuckers
go jerking my chain!

The only problem
     is that it's not a very
reliable thing.

Somehow that seems much
     more barbaric than fishing.
i bet you play ROUGH.

if you tax risk more,
     you get less investments, less
jobs, etc.

I mean socialized
     medicine, cheap weed, low crime
and friendly people.

Met Jerome Bettis
     one night when I was hammered
in downtown Detroit.

On the other hand,
     she hasn't bothered me since.
Fuck it. drink water.

But when that monkey
     was being shot at, I felt
sympathy for it.

That's what she said If
     that's the only solution
that's unfortunate.

[deleted] At least
     you can almost understand
what Joe is saying.

can deal with that tech
     but augment reality
can take the shortcut.

Buy the one that makes
     all the porno stars not look
like they have herpes.

That is a pretty
     dumb thing to do no matter
how you look at it.

[deleted] You can
     get fun party games along
that line of thinking.

He was pure white light.
     No creepy, just really cool.
yes we both saw him.

Yes. What is should be.
     Men also participate
in contraception.

But it can not fill
     the hole which "killing god" has
left in people's life.

Then you know you're wrong.
     That's lack of education
more than anything.

OR none of this would
     happen because time travel
IS NOT POSSIBLE.

Religious reasons
     are just as idiotic
as other reasons...

Maybe Japanese
     health care is equivalent
to say, norwegian.

Who cares? So what, more
     pressure is put on the man
to be good in bed.

I thought it might be
     suspicious if you always
leave at a new desk.

Freaking killing me
     (and Jacob). Yeah, basically.
And teach Calculus.

This article fails.
     This is not an industry
first whatsoever.

Anyone who says
     racism is over is
deluding themselves.

As long as they keep
     the property clean, and don't
damage it, it's theirs.

I mean something more
     interesting than a good knife
or food processor.

Wherever I go
     I feel like there is a good
chance of getting robbed.

I've taught my friends how
     to spot it to some degree
and "ride" a counter.

I went up to him
     while he was standing on line
waiting to pay. "Hey!

No words. If I'm pissed
     off enough I just walk up
and punch the asshole.

How can you get them
     all ready and keep them clean
before going out?

take away that edge,
     and everyone would actually
be free to compete.

But to tell the truth
     life is still good, money is
only part of it.

You are in group X,
     and people who are in group
Y are in your way.

Could you imagine
     if you were drinking that much
regular soda?

They have to challenge
     everything that even comes
close to their logo.

I took home around
     200k. It was an "investment"
made by one person.

[deleted] Alan
     Webb, american record
holder in the mile.

Yes, I learned a lot
     and enjoyed getting out there
and flogging my book.

Honestly, it beats
     all the side effects we've run
into in the past.

if someone provides
     the right speed at the right price,
they win those dollars.

Well then, sounds like they'll
     beat the procrastination
out of you! No grades?

If you're terrible,
     which I'm sure you're not, people
will just forget you.

At least one pretty
     good one I know didn't even
graduate High School.

See above. Rough guess,
     about $5k but could be done
for less with more risk.

You do an action,
     you get a reward, you then
repeat said action.

If I do manage
     to push past that "cloudiness"
I can get work done.

It sounds to me like
     he's cutting himself and his
own party down hard.

I'm sure all of them
     are still far better off than
the average person.

Criminals get them
     illegally now they don't
buy them from gun shops.

My first programming
     course was with Felleisen who
taught us from this book.

i've been wrong before
     Then you went to a different
middle school than me.

You didn't understand
     what "null hypothesis" meant,
and used it wrongly.

Indiana Jones
     and Kingdom of crystal skull...
It's a dalliance.

I finally caught
     up to the guys at a rest
stop on the river.

Roman Polansky
     was a pretty powerful
man in Hollywood.

**Strength** heroes can take
     punishment but you shouldn't
be careless with them.

Everyday I find
     myself searching for a way
to start over fresh.

In fact, it may not
     seem dire at all to some folks.
I feel like a slave.

[deleted] I saw
     that image before but didn't
see those crazy legs.

Please tell me they had
     meant to have the words "lack of"
in that quote somewhere.

I wish I could link
     you to something, but I don't
remember enough.

My two barrings were
     boring and everything else
is just straightforward.

My entire right
     hand, and the palm of my left
hand are solid red.

Unfortunately,
     the signature has been smeared
by perspiration.

Even a healthy
     child wouldn't exist solely
for your benefit.

This is the first year
     we've had a major budget
shortfall in some time.

Can we be friends? :D
     BULL MOOSE! You won't be getting
any writing jobs.

Look at the ram slot,
     and at the edge of the ram
stick, and match up keys.

[deleted] would you
     could you on a plane would you
could you with that mane.

Harman makes heavy
     use of metaphor, so don't
read that literally.

Actually, no, it's you.
     But you're young and pretty, I'm
sure you'll meet someone.

The more I wanted
     this image to go away,
the more it wouldn't.

So the casinos
     try to balance that against
defeating counters.

Crazy huh? My guess
     is it has something to do
with the "Girls Raped" count.

It'll be easier
     to show you how to do it.
That's really funny.

I always wanted
     one, but my mom would never
order it for me.

I mean fuck, ignore
     this [deleted] Jeremy
Clarkson is the man.

The Mean gross income
     is like $200K, and expenses
are listed below.

Huh? Jump!" Do you feel
     your life would be different if
you weren't the rapist?

There was an Amish
     kid in a room down the hall;
I don't know what for.

Just be sure to pay
     attention in your fluid
mechanics classes.

It doesn't explain
     dark matter, because black holes
are detectable.

there is legal help
     out there for the one and tax
breaks for the other.

I thought we might walk
     up on a drug deal and end
up dead or something.

(heh, i took a look
     through your submissions) How dry
to do you want it?

It would be governed,
     with economics, and laws.
I couldn't do it.

It eventually
     stopped, and somehow I managed
to get back to sleep.

Really. Go do it.
     Make or adopt some kids too.
They help cheer you up.

Also, urinate
     and get some salt and sugars.
And now Win7 is out.

If you're on Linux
     or others I honestly
have no idea.

Why don't you go find
     something with a point to be
so angry about?

*proceed to run like
     the dickens* The Diving Bell
and the Butterfly.

That usually works.
     Should be named "Haskell **Syntax**:
The Confusing Parts".

Stop being selfish,
     and Do your part to make our
world a better place.

He's obviously
     new to this "OG thang" and is
trying to find his niche.

There's a booming trade
     for South Korean men to buy
wives from Vietnam.

Once they do know, they'll
     fret about the decision
which eats up more time.

No matter what you
     put on it, most people will
just delete it all.

Thanks for the input,
     but my ex was certainly
better than pizza.

Fuck everyone else
     I'm a winner. What do you
mean what would I do?

I'm always surprised
     at some of the 'permissions'
and such apps ask for...

We just put the fires
     out and left, like typical
evil dictators.

When I need to find
     anything older or from
the US I torrent.

[deleted] She said
     she had hoped it was me, but
wasn't really sure.

They will be around
     for a while, they are almost
the new 'Hello World'.

If you're a woman
     (I don't think you are), we should
NEVER have babies.

Anything special
     you've come across you're having
alot of fun with?

At some point, people
     will tell you that it doesn't
have everything right.

It is hard enough
     to measure a sea level
change of an amount.

That's what they're there for.
     Just because it seems healthy
does not mean it is.

I can buy a whole
     circuit panel with breakers
for a hundred bucks.

Fact remains that you
     made a false accusation
and were corrected.

I don't like fighting,
     and try to keep my friends from
starting stupid fights.

You will really mess
     up the screen, so don't use one
that you care about.

Whatever you chose,
     having a goal in mind helps
keep you in focus.

But I am in need.
     I wouldn't let the child be
born in the first place.

Do you have Pro Tools,
     or have you only done work
in it somewhere else?

If that doesn't work,
     try looking for a book on
the Impressionists.

You might as well be
     running around with toilet
brushes in your hands.

Oh, the hot white girl?
     I thought you meant the other
girl in that picture.

If you decide you
     like the games, I think some game
stores rent consoles too.

So the potential
     gain is strictly greater than
the potential loss.

The distance between
     objects is expanding, but
the objects are not.

This was a very
     insightful read into what
he actually went through.

That said, you don't need
     to be a math wiz to be
able to count cards.

So the potential
     gain is strictly greater than
the potential loss.

Don't close the console,
     though, because the program still
runs as part of that.

Maybe if you stop
     stressing yourself out by trying
too hard, it'll happen.

Fact remains that you
     made a false accusation
and were corrected.

You turned left. I tried
     walking slower to let you
get ahead of me.

Sad doesn't even
     begin to say how I feel
about this. Angry?

Because it's okay
     to wish misfortune on those
you disagree with.

Florida really
     should spend more time making sure
their cops speak English.

But at least we know
     the good spots, and get special
treatment everywhere.

We just put the fires
     out and left, like typical
evil dictators.

He's just worried if
     this restraining order will
make him lose his job.

It's not playing God
     to select who one wishes
to lend a hand to.

They claimed that we "trashed"
     the room, even though I didn't
think it was that bad.

They didn't know I was
     bipolar, I think they just
thought i was crazy.

I still see them now
     and again, but they don't stare
at me anymore.

Please fuck off and stop
     contributing to the bad
geek stereotype.

There is no other
     movie that came to mind when
I read the headline.

1st degree! This is
     that probability thing
all over again.