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You can let it go.
     He's in Dallas now and can't
hurt you anymore.

And even though these
     kids were spot on, there was not
much added to it.

Canada Geese is
     one species I wouldn't miss
is we culled them *all*.

Totally unfair
     when men don't have a legal
say in aborting.

No it didn't. I doubt
     we will see much of a spike
in used car prices.

I take every chance
     I get to talk to people
I disagree with.

It probably wasn't
     your older sister unless
you're actually German.

Its worth the money
     to the system to waste time,
like the NIST report.

She was a few years
     older then me, but had slept
with a LOT of men.

Nobody ever
     said anything about brick
being fireproof.

Maybe it would be
     terrible under the current
government, who knows?

If you are going
     to be pissed, at least know what
you are pissed about.

I was beginning
     to think that nobody was
gonna contribute.

Franklin Delano
     Romanowski, was it? Oh,
I see, fair enough!

and she has parents
     to contend with, and may want
to just take things slow.

how is spreading raw
     shit on a field where food is
grown even legal?

The teacher's response
     was, "Don't worry about it.
It's not important."

If you want to be
     doubly sure, pay out the ass
for a lawyer now.

Now that those dark times
     have passed, I still have the skills
that I taught myself.

That's an outrageous
     expenditure, and my sons
school is one of them.

Pink short shorts? You may
     not be a special little
snowflake, but I am.

There are good reasons
     why he can't keep friends as long
as most people can.

So, starting off, take
     advice from the internet
with a grain of salt.

that's what *she* said. i1:
     The virus in the shot is
very very dead.

Have a serious
     genetic disorder or
require surgery?

You have a business
     to run, and they're doing no
good for anyone.

I usually do
     dude, but I am away from
home at the moment.

I am not saying
     you are unaware of this,
but most people are.

Can you skate backwards,
     turning, while crossing over
in both directions?

Just make sure when you
     convert to weed that you grind
the weed properly.

I doubt you'll see him
     again anyhow, even
if you wanted to.

Absolutely not.
     My mom has worked in organ
donation for years.

This is exactly
     what countries like Denmark do,
and do pretty well.

Watch out, he's going
     to raid your coasts and pillage
your monasteries.

Maybe they thought you
     were an attention seeking
lying teenager.

It is everything
     I want in a car and drives
like it is on rails.

You just have to make
     the decision to do it.
No patches no gum..

I don't see any
     reason to think anything
is going to change.

Your health should come first
     and I hope you consider
getting help. Good luck.

The lathe and the drill
     press didn't come out of thin air.
Can you smelt iron?

Iman is the one
     I want. They got free money.
Sounds like a success.

depending on where
     you are in Canada, those
numbers are lower...

That money equals
     literature and campaign
staff, which equal votes.

Too bad i love dr
     pepper so much, so i put
up with the hiccups.

I'm going to go
     demand my money back from
that speed reading class.

You are right about
     those boxes of bearings, nuts,
bolts, etc.

yeah, but only if
     you're willing to pay the court
costs to pursue it!

You mentioned the shirt.
     Am I the only one who
thinks that this is fake?

I recently watched
     the "classic" *Easy Rider*.
What an dreadful film.

[deleted] highly
     doubt it you American!
care to elaborate?

I hate when people
     have music ring tones on phones
with shitty speakers.

And I'm done with them.
     Goodbye. [deleted] Ah shit,
I hate stuff like this.

If I see any
     other gems from this group, I'll
be sure to post them.

You will learn a lot.
     You will hate mask. But once you
get the hang of it.

And why is that where
     his argument falls apart?
Well fuck me. Boiler.

More clearly stated,
     trying to change the question from
"why do you believe?"

Relish in the fact
     that your dad has come to terms
with your atheism.

any beta keys
     left from anyone, i would
love to check it out.

There was no plumbing
     so we had a girl's outhouse
and a boy's outhouse.

I get way too sick
     to ever have a "cheat day"
or even cheat bite.

"It's just a theory."
     **Edit:** And then, of course, those
guys were pillagers.

It doesn't get old,
     as long as you keep being
sincere about it.

avoid instance state)
     and pass everything needed
in as arguments.

I really regret
     starting home roasting, it's like
getting hooked on smokes.

I had an issue
     at work several months ago
with regards to this.

There need to be less
     election laws if we want
true competition.

Maybe you could try
     actually living in a place
without trashing it.

[deleted] Or would
     you prefer a hamburger?
[Remind you of work?

Instead of just one
     feeding time, they get to eat
whenever they want.

The people that do
     that are called "shuffle trackers"
and are, imo, Gods.

Everyone going
     slower is an idiot.
Very George Carlin.

No, sir, I do not
     bite my thumb at you, sir, but
I bite my thumb, sir.

You should be looking
     for features you want to live
with, and can afford.

Then later they changed
     their minds and put me back one.
I have to agree.

A bad tipper is
     always a bad tipper from
my experience.

If you can catch them
     on video doing it,
you can get them all.

All we ever here
     about is how Israel is
protecting itself.

I want to know why.
     Come on Hops, you won't avoid
the question will you?

The blue dogs are just
     republicans pretending
to be democrats.

I've only been banned
     twice and it was at small card
rooms, not in Vegas.

And if you actually
     get some gold flake out of it,
so much the better!

Came out and she was
     poking holes through the package
with a bobby pin.

It is still fast food,
     even if the employees
make the sandwiches.

Plus your insurance
     is usually higher if
you have to tell them.

So you better go
     back to your bars, your temples,
your massage parlors.

Bringing the ratings
     down is one of many ways
to accomplish this.

I guess it is like
     George Carlin said, we are bought
and fucking paid for.

This information
     could obviously be used
to your advantage.

Only thing I can
     figure is the quality
is going down. So.

Answered. I average
     about $6000/month YOU GO TOO FAR!
NO CONTROL NATURE!

*This has been a paid
     advertisement by Taser
International.

[deleted] I'm glad.
     How many times has Laurence
Fishburne beat you up?

Absolutely no
     chance of us kicking Iceland
out of anything.

Why do you think i'm
     the one trying to prove iran
is making a bomb?

I personally don't
     like injuring anyone
if I don't have to.

Then they continued
     the interview about their
stunt work with the host.

i tuned in an hour
     or so after it started,
good stuff all around.

if you need a front
     end designer, PM me,
i'd be glad to help.

I don't have the life
     skills required to get a place,
job, etc.

I'm not gonna lie,
     I'd rather have a pilot
with arms fly my plane.

My dad also has
     my quirk, (just one, loud hiccup);
genetics, maybe?

What is it about
     the US that so inspires you
to stay? Liberty?

I'm not sure what good
     that the constitution is
doing anymore.

Why would the US or
     Canada deserve it more?
Or what did you mean?

Take a card and then
     have someone else remove all
but one of the cards.

But today? I hope
     I've thoroughly disabused
you of this notion.

The government is
     buying industry support.
It's a big, fat lie.

You fire a single
     shot when John Law comes for you
and your ass is grass.

You just want to make
     sure everything is going
to work together.

I dunno if I'd
     call that movie weird, but it's
definitely hot.

I managed to pee
     into my own mouth once while
taking a shower.

Unfortunately
     the majority of farms
are not run like this.

The core of the post
     is asking what you'd do if
someone funded you.

Excellent! I didn't
     donate but now I want to.
Where can I do so?

Dirty Fucking Whore
     i agree with everything
in that article.

Would we be any
     better if we stop wanting
attractive people?

what about cloning?
     soulless body or the clone
has some of your soul?

It never does but
     I still think it is going
to happen one day.

As article says,
     376mpg at a constant
speed of 30mph.

i don't even like
     rugby and that list is shit.
no cricket either?

It's awfully short, but
     for a budget price, it's well
worth it. No way man!

You excuse yourself?
     NO! Only (Spelling) Jesus
pardons (spelling) sins!

The benefits are
     too numerous to mention,
but do your own search.

if Law wrote those words
     perhaps in the 1900s, you would
have a valid point.

So freaking Metal.
     next you're going to tell me
santa claus is real.

Shows like the West Wing
     made a living catering
to this audience.

It is a great way
     to help break down some very
complex ideas.

Casinos here are
     privately owned, they can ban
who ever they want.

I don't think she could
     HANDle any guys. DO YOU
SEE WHAT I DID THERE???

Did you see a man
     one night when you were sleeping
at Grandma's?" Son: Yes.

Self taught. Gobbled all
     the info available
online and in books.

The fact that she used
     the word "revenge" is enough
for you to end it.

For instance, with our
     RED, you have to light the shit
out of everything.

Honestly? Who do
     you think is going to win
that competition?

I got laid off last
     year though, and I've been looking
for work ever since.

Good case of a time
     not to have been too lazy
to type out two words.

[deleted] It's hit
     many friends but so far I'm
still about even.

Australia is more
     obese than America.
Thanks for trying. YOU LOSE.

Go home. Are you too
     good for your home? Answer me!
SUCK MY WHITE ASS!!! DUDE!

Do your parents know?
     How did they take it? Cause you
can get it for free?

Seems like this would be
     cheaper than paying the fee
and better for you.

I flew off the couch
     and immediately went
to check on my friend.

i hope no one tries
     to turn it into a live
action movie Why?

[deleted] So what
     happens to the "equal to"
bit through all of this?

Hammer of fucking
     *THOR*? Check. Tanks? Check. Garbage trucks
with rocket launchers?

"Then who was phone?" Did
     you think anyone would know
what you were saying?

He was in the car
     with us and we asked him how
he would meet women.

Kids LOVE ritual.
     Try, as much as possible
to keep a schedule.

If I want something
     sweet, I eat or drink something
with sugar in it.

The claim that women
     never make false rape claims is
absolutely false.

Aid to Africa
     increased significantly
during his tenure).

My point is you should
     have to work to pay your bills
and feed your stomach.

The author probably
     enjoys reading sad stories.
If not, post some proof.

[deleted] You can
     know you exist *precisely*
because you ask things.

First of all, I am
     "The" Josh, so, or at least "A"
Josh, so, you lost there.

A lot of it is
     about being able sell
and promote yourself.

And applying these
     two holes over others squares
shows the above fact.

But the differences
     between Bush and Gore became
far too apparent.

I'm sorry? Jesus.
     I'd hate to see what happens
when your bus is late.

I don't think I know
     anybody who's gone down
the corporate path, though.

Even though it could
     be torturous, boarding school
was a LOT of fun.

or if suddenly
     my campus was invaded
by thousands of cats.

Lazy donut fed
     pig pile couldn't chase this guy
down so he fry's him?

The letter A is
     lighter than the letter B.
I stand corrected.

But it sounds that way.)
     FUCK IT, you win. I've wondered
about the first one.

Same here. As I'm trying
     to quit, I know that smoking
has been good to me.

As long as the kids
     are getting molested don't
matter who does it.

Then, consider how
     you might "crumple" the paper
up into a ball.

Everything bad you
     heard about LSD is
most likely a myth.

This is true. But I'm
     not making any such claim,
so what is your point?

It's pretty awesome.
     So, do you watch any porn
or masturbate? nice!

This is asinine.
     We can assume all we want
about each other.

No. I've been learning
     from my mistakes since before
I can remember.

It hurts like nothing
     I've EVER experienced
before in my life.

It's relatively
     quick though, which is why I don't
use anesthetic.

The health insurance
     companies are making large
profits as it is.

I came here looking
     for a link, but didn't find one.
So I added one.

One time I woke up
     to a face in the ceiling
staring down at me.

and so must Hamas...
     regardless of which side one
stands on they all stink.

This is possibly
     the single most important
skill you'll develop.

Sure there are some out
     there, and those are the only
ones you hear about.

You can do this by
     adding padding to the back
and shoulder supports.

But please explain why
     you voted down the touching
story posted here.

but the mentally
     boxing is a thousand times
harder then soccer.

I never noticed
     this before, and now I am
very unhappy.

I can lay a track.
     I can ball a jack. I can
pick and shovel too!

No no, he went on
     the internet and complained
like he's supposed to.

Oh, that's right. Turns out
     the smelly hippies were right
about that, weren't they?

Try again. Don't go
     to school stoned, even if you
don't have weed on you.

Major cognitive
     dissonance going on if
anybody is.

May be fucked up, but
     you had an answer, so you
have thought about it!

Double Jeopardy
     Double Entendre Double
Trouble ...Do I win?

Solar and wind don't
     count because they're subsidized
by fossil fuels.

He didn't kick the guy's
     ass and worse (I know he was
drunk) he let him go.

I'm not certain though.
     HAM You beat me to this by
about a minute.

Don't take this the wrong
     way, but your dad and uncles
sound awesome. ah. ha.

Say I can't. So what?
     What point are you trying to make
by asking these things?

I had a buddy
     that was scared to gamble but
just wanted to play.

Paying people who
     are unproductive via
welfare DOES NOT WORK.

I recommend _not_
     watching it if you value
your own peace of mind.

I kind of just did
     what I remembered my mom
doing as a child.