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Everyone wanting
     lower taxes must therefore
be an idiot.

[deleted] RISC means
     simple instructions rather
than few instructions.

Kids just waste time not
     learning anything with all
the computer labs.

Imagine if each
     state created it's own "state
bank" and currency.

Now, if the question
     is the death penalty just.
My answer is no.

My answer is no.
     Is it hypocritical?
Yes. Is it murder?

An ordinary
     worker risks only the time
he spends on the job.

With community
     services, that is almost
always not the case.

Consider yourself
     lucky punk, they were supposed
to stone you to death.

They were each able
     to become so popular
because they were new.

But now, everyone
     has one and they no longer
have the "wow" effect.

I have a little
     bit of savings but I think
this would wipe them out.

[deleted] I think
     we should discuss supporting
the Zeitgeist Movement.

And sorry, I didn't
     mean Christianity was
good for S. Korea.

If service is bad,
     then by all means, do not tip.
Or tip VERY low.

It's one of many
     reasons the state is hurting
for money right now.

Currently, any
     private road has to compete
with "free" public roads.

It is not simply
     the case of who can provide
the cheapest loan, wins.

I'm not sure what steel
     wheels and suicide machines
have to do with that.

In a blocking way.
     I think the English name is
"Lens light blocker" thing.

The state of British
     Parliament at the moment
really upsets me.

Documents that don't
     reference future parts don't need
to be compiled twice.

Excellent service
     gets a bit more, depending
on circumstances.

I don't remember
     ever subscribing to it.
[deleted] MIND BLOWN.

Great, now I won't be
     able to **not** look for them
when I see it. SIGH.

Do you have any
     proof that he did her *after*
she was a mother?

[deleted] So you're
     for mandated salaries
and forced taxation?

I think the point is
     that SOMEONE benefits from
the new policy.

a) but no private
     corporation created
that market did they?

Maybe talk to them,
     run away with those that are
more open minded.

Why does anyone
     give these thieves access to their
REAL checking account?

Most servers I know
     would prefer the cash in hand,
thank you very much.

The news media
     will pick up this thread and no
one will suspect you.

And don't forget, if
     you do visit Australia,
try the national rum.

I used to go quite
     frequently, but I've only
been a few times since.

Then we'd have to start
     chasing them off with guns just
to keep the dogs safe.

[deleted] Reading
     and comprehension are not
your greatest skills, huh?

I mean, really, what
     actual 'atheism' news can
there possibly be?

Night shots look a bit
     grainy but that might be from
my ineptitude.

This was a tight road
     with a bend that people sped
on despite those facts.

I went back to check
     after reading your comment.
I get it now too.

The line staff needed
     to be your best friend as well
as the bartender.

that is some shitty
     editing ,,FAIL I also
disliked Firefly.

You take the first word
     out of this sentence, things would
be so much better.

It already does,
     you fabulous atheist
genius (SARCASM).

They're tapping into
     deposits and they're probably
just about tapped out.

My British inlaws
     refuse to tip when they come
to America.

And the evidence
     collected and published would
clearly refute it.

[deleted] Yea if
     obama starts any new
wars, check back with us.

When was that? BIG HUGE
     SPOILER They blew up Vulcan,
and left it that way.

Also, just because
     that's the way the tax code works
doesn't mean it's right.

They'll just get a job
     somewhere else, and some other
sucker will work there.

I feel like I lift
     my head up just to get punched
in the face again.

Why the sarcasm?
     I'm an ex pat and that's why
I left Australia.

We hear some yelling,
     shots, and bullets going through
the bushes near us.

You should ask yourself,
     will your kids be better off
with you there or gone.

If you stay you can
     give them more love and support.
What is best for them?

Another frog jumps
     the snake at the end, letting
the first one escape?

Have no fear. A black
     helicopter will be by
to pick you up soon.

Thank you, by the way,
     for the compliments, even
if they are in jest.

Just not invading
     half the world and stealing their
natural resources.

Don't feel bad, there are
     plenty of people that can't
even drive sober.

[deleted] I guess,
     I do it all the time *shrugs*.
Laptop, desktop, n800.

Does the mafia
     give you due process if you
refuse to pay them?

If this bill goes through
     I'm moving to..... Where the fuck
am I gonna move?

Women are very
     rare but I do see them on
ships from time to time.

And I didn't even
     kill any human beings,
can you believe that?!

I feel like I lift
     my head up just to get punched
in the face again.

Something was wrong on
     the internet for a brief
period of time.

Government granted
     monopoly that is not
in *your* best interest.

No online payments
     come from there and the account
has no debit card.

Do you have a link
     to some of the conventions,
standards and so on?

Trust me he will not
     remove you without letting
you know it was him.

I guess there won't be
     any need, the punch pretty
much says everything!

Dark *energy* on
     the other hand, well that is
quite the mystery.

I've never been more
     disappointed in this board
than I am today.

Thankfully my speech
     impediment doesn't much
affect my writing.

The slavic people
     living in those lands would be
expelled or kicked out.

Great program although
     this series isn't really
as good as the first.

Maybe I'm being
     pedantic here, but it's not
really a tax cut.

Since you said you like
     computers you might also
like CMU kids.

Whether or not it's
     global warming or something
else, hardly matters.

Also boys must be
     guaranteed a similar
protection by law.

Kids just waste time not
     learning anything with all
the computer labs.

That you do not know
     how to use a tool isn't
the fault of the tool.

Then, he sold his soul
     to the right wing and went mad
in search for power.

EDIT: Not to say
     liberals and Democrats don't
have their own issues.

I think he may be
     right that employees don't want
unions anymore.

No, but if you build
     houses too close together
there's a common risk.

Last time I went through
     customs, the customs dog was
quite adorable.

The very people
     who would probably very much
like to find a link.

use a grammar check
     next time, this document is
covered in mistakes.

This punishes fat
     intake with violent hot oil
squirts from your anus.

You can diff files straight
     from Eclipse, check your history,
do patches, the works.

She pointed out how
     I was so distraught and lost
over just one girl.

Now I'm trying to buy
     bus tickets and suddenly
the website is 'closed'.

[deleted] This is
     the most controversial post
I've seen in a while.

Can anyone make
     that video bigger or
something and make sure.

I had no problem
     leaving the church and I am
much happier now.

I have a hard time
     imagining that your kids
would get over it.

All in all, I think
     tipping is a crappy way
to pay for something.

Turned out the 'before'
     and 'after' were completely
different locations.

[deleted] I can
     say for certain he is not
walking anywhere.

If you have a sign,
     somewhere by the front door or
driveway would be good.

I live in Georgia
     and this would be awesome, but
I won't hold my breath.

How was that for you?
     Driving anxiety is
no laughing matter.

But I'd rather see
     base wages increased a bit
and tips stay level.

This TV trick may
     be just the thing we all need
to get our revenge.

This worked as such but
     felt like the hack of all hacks.
Not good for farmers.

You should trust Best Buy
     to fix the problem, not give
you the lowest price.

The state should have child
     protective remove the kid
from the mothers care.

I used to be you.
     Now I find no evidence
that a god exists.

Which if I recall,
     there are still little sisters
to save afterward.

I think you're correct.
     Recently Real World Haskell
has been pretty cool.

The second it didn't
     give them astronomical
brand recognition.

Then he was either
     misdiagnosed, or he just
got really lucky.

So are you saying
     the government can perform
some functions ably?

I don't collect strays.
     The cats I have are all fixed
and don't go outside.

there are numerous
     things wrong with what you just said
in my opinion.

This does not mean that,
     as a principle, it does
not exist elsewhere.

What is this about
     only if you kill your son?
Where does that come from?

Which you would have known
     had you read the article.
Whose the asshole here?

But if there is one
     thing that freaks me out it is
standing in a queue.

Odd, as I opened
     this up the guy on TV
says "When stunts go bad".

It's sick and twisted.
     Call her crazy, but leave out
the religion part.

You are just making
     up dumb hypotheticals,
no one thinks like that.

It was intended
     to spark interest in a "Man
Bites Dog" sort of way.

Kind of a cheap gag,
     but I loved it all the same.
Way to prove the point.

They're like walking tanks!
     I'm a female, so I think
you mean "rub one out".

amazing shrimp yeah,
     but I thought I was going
to be blown away.

Then, the *blinks* themselves
     start appearing in more or
less random places.

Only now, you can
     not possibly predict where
the next flash will be.

I didn't see any
     instances of "snickering"
by the justices.

You may also try
     closing apps you aren't using
if you're low on space.

Even though your truth
     seems to make more sense, can you
ever really know?

our Commie has no
     regard for human life, not
even of his own.

Good luck to you all.
     [deleted] It does not move
with the song either.

My parents let me
     and my sister throw parties
and did the same thing.

Pretty nonetheless.
     Glad to see you finally
read the article.

It can roam the place
     at will if I'm not around.
I will not kill it.

I appreciate
     both of your replies and feel
better that I asked.

[deleted] I hate
     having to give my little
brother a bath. Hmmm.

I visited there
     once the place was FULL of them.
Especially St. John.

My solution is
     much stricter regulations
on dog ownership.

As for your final
     point, I disagree for two
primary reasons.

Let them marinate
     in the sun until the next
Saturday morning.

Do you have any
     idea if new models
will be released soon?

Yeah. You're a good boy.
     Alright, almost done. We'll get
you a nice treat, huh?

Don't roll around on
     the lawn! I just cleaned you! Hey!
Hey! Get Over here!

Granted, if you want
     more control over certain
things, that's difficult.

Points off for lateness,
     but you have seen this concept
through to perfection.

not like we haven't
     all had one of those before.
he just finished his.

How much media
     play does Joe get besides us
making fun of him?

We have a strong team
     that works together to help
each other succeed.

restraining order?
     smoke a bunch of weed and stop
caring what they say?

Generally, if you
     aren't *credibly* threatened, you
can't use deadly force.

Something someone has
     never heard before grates on
his ear. Amazing.

What are the other
     other sneaky backhanded
policy changes?

Isn't that the whole
     Adam and Eve banished from
paradise story.

"That was your first wish..."
     [deleted] Transcendental?
I know, right? Fuck him!

She was leaning her
     head against the wall, facing
away from the door.

Why not? I have just
     discovered that I have five
fingers and two hands.

'Find Treasure' sounds great
     but you need more detail than
that for investment.

I feel your pain. Plus,
     what are these magic flying
rocket testicles?

It's nice in the Bay
     Area the only tolls
are on the bridges.

Not long after Ming
     China was about to go
through a renaissance.

I can guarantee
     there is at least one of those
in my room right now.

The second one says
     I love Pavel. I can't tell
with the first one though.

Show me any code
     MS ever gave to the world
to make it better.

That's not exactly
     "proper" English, but it's good
enough to get by.

So, I truly think
     this is misinformation
at the very least.

Then when they are all
     scared, start acting like you are
casting spells on them.

And a court has no
     right to force someone into
expensive treatments.

He felt that they were
     muddying up his work by
doing their own thing.

[deleted] Smaller
     units makes it more precise,
not more accurate.

Please start with yourself.
     Everyone is a winner.
Give them all trophies.

Maybe it's because
     I worked in a not so great
part of town... Of course.

[deleted] "even
     though smoking and punching aren't
the same thing" Says you.

left Hemisphere or
     the right. Oh the list goes on!
[deleted] Do it.

as long as they weren't
     directly over my bed
i'd just let them be.

What's the governments
     logic for the large difference
between these numbers?

We should allow it,
     and deal with it by actually
talking about it.

So the characters
     aren't as defined as they are
in vanilla d2.

I'm surprised! I would
     have thought information like
that was lost to time.

When my mother got
     to the door and called for him
there was no answer.

Right? From what I saw
     in the article, this was
not a Christian group.

What he wanted was
     not a 'reward' that I had
decided upon.

It's one of those things
     that I cannot help myself,
I have to watch it.

The submission is
     making fun of racism
in the so called joke.

[deleted] I've seen
     this story posted four times
in the last two days...

So is hide and seek.
     Kids LOVE hide and seek. So much,
it'll drive you nutty.

I understand what
     dark matter is, or what it's
theorized to be.

What do these words mean?
     It's a mystery and that's
why so is mankind.

Been listening to them
     for years and I'll have to check
out their new stuff. Thanks!

I think that the way
     to check this, though, is to just
do the second run.

I wanted to add
     some things to my previous
parenting advice...

Just because it's not
     very usable doesn't
mean it's not useful.

I have seen the same
     type of information on
other lefty sites.

This is exactly
     the service they offer, like
renting but for free.

I just like to watch
     porn where it's the other way
around usually.

Nobody really
     examines who they approve
to have out of work.