Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #348

I read it again
     but I'm still unsure what you
are referring to.

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Haiku #349

Wow. It's not often
     you see a prejudice flag
flown quite so boldly.

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Haiku #350

It's not often you
     see someone so quick to toss
around the insults.

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Haiku #351

Your essay has changed
     my viewpoint. Thanks for share it.
this is really cool.

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Haiku #352

[removed] [deleted]
     yes, but I think that the punch
line was a mistake.

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Haiku #353

It did. And I've seen
     fights nearly break out because
someone's baby cried.

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Haiku #354

Atmospheric CO2
     doesn't correlate with mean
global temperature.

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Haiku #355

I never printed
     color since I always set
my printing to black.

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Haiku #356

I bet he took her
     on a romantic hot air
balloon ride, actually.

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Haiku #357

It is already
     illegal to distribute
some information.

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Haiku #358

And some of you guys
     wonder why more people aren't
willing to try Lisp.

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Haiku #359

Well obviously
     you just don't understand it.
Lisp requires a brain.

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Haiku #360

how have we ended
     up here? do you have a point?
Why is it a stretch?

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Haiku #361

For each hash there is
     infinite number of strings
that produce that hash.

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Haiku #362

I'd like to hear why
     those crappy system went off
in the first place, though.

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Haiku #363

Great story, but what
     has it to do with Easter?
Why bring this up now?

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Haiku #364

If you are like me,
     it probably did so about
ten minutes ago.

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Haiku #365

good advice, i guess.
     Do you think she believes that,
or she just says it?

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Haiku #366

Did you even read
     the article, or did you
not understand it?

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Haiku #367

What an excellent
     way of working up a crowd.
Bring a "local" out.

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Haiku #368

In my current project,
     I am using both Common
Lisp and C++.

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Haiku #369

Wrapping it in OOP
     Syntax is overhead, if
you want the whole deal.

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Haiku #370

Maybe it actually
     isn't written (or even
inspired) by God?

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Haiku #371

The Da Vinci Code
     is the worst book I Never
Bothered To Finish.

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Haiku #372

The "balanced debate."
     Why, each side of a debate
has EQUAL merit!

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Haiku #373

So if you respect
     their beliefs should you also
respect the people?

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Haiku #374

It is not that hard
     to get US citizenship
for an Israeli.

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Haiku #375

I suppose he went
     on to talk about software
and philosophy...???

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Haiku #376

I know of no big
     world problem caused by different
religious views. None.

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Haiku #377

People not getting
     the chance to build a decent
life through honest work.

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Haiku #378

Again, you only
     say this because you've never
experienced it.

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Haiku #379

Can't believe he had
     that "mind virus" which led him
to do what he did.

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Haiku #380

Random errors can
     be overcome by better
and more measurements.

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Haiku #381

The only time it's
     bad for performance is when
you've got many strings.

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Haiku #384

The character is
     (in Snatch, not Fight Club) based on
Irish Travellers.

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Haiku #385

What the user sees
     is the more frequent jamming
and need for maintenance.

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Haiku #386

stand to learn a lot
     if they can just be humble
enough to see it.

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Haiku #387

To say those shapes show
     any kind of meaningful
patterns is a stretch.

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Haiku #388

You could maybe pull
     off a soccer shirt if you
really know your teams.

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Haiku #392

I'd say this should be
     common knowledge no matter
who or where you are.

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Haiku #393

If I enter it,
     I am a guest, and I should
act accordingly.

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Haiku #394

*Crowd:* "YES, WE ARE ALL
     INDIVIDUALS!" *Brian:*
"You are all different!"

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Haiku #396

The most progressive
     societies are ones where
people follow rules.

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Haiku #398

Definitely not.
     Humans, if nothing else, are
imitation fiends.

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Haiku #399

If he wants to be
     discovered, it will be on
his terms, not on mine.

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Haiku #400

[deleted] pica
     and others have gone on mass
deletions before.

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Haiku #348496

He wasn't hurting
     on cash so he was in no
rush to sell the cards.

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Haiku #406

If you don't know what
     you want, how can you know what
other people want?

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Haiku #407

Things like this happened
     before and they are always
going to happen.

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Haiku #409

Because the second
     name is harder to fit on
the box they come in.

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Haiku #410

Why? Because they might
     die or the terrorists will
destroy the good things.

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Haiku #411

I do not dispute
     that I engage in overt
personal attacks.

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Haiku #412

It's not even close.
     The same is true for other
"creative class" jobs.

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Haiku #413

We all hate some, same
     as we hate some italians
or indonesians.

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Haiku #414

"Do some design first,
     think about the program, then
try hacking it out".

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Haiku #415

I expect that there
     are many improvements yet
to be discovered.

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Haiku #416

The creators are
     obviously abusing
this ability.

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Haiku #417

Something that I found
     interesting was tabs in tabs.
Oi tab overload!

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Haiku #418

A body belongs
     to the attached person, not
to the government.

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Haiku #419

It's been a while since
     I've seen somebody get things
so totally wrong.

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Haiku #420

Is there any real
     example where this cycle
has operated?

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Haiku #421

Moral rights my ass,
     artists don't have moral rights,
they have legal rights.

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Haiku #422

For yourself, if you
     want something you can upgrade
later on, build it.

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Haiku #423

I hear you. How much
     you wanna bet the woman
votes Republican?

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Haiku #424

The center panel
     shows as humankind slowly
spreads all over earth.

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Haiku #425

My apologies
     to Eddie Izzard, I know
I butchered that one.

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Haiku #426

Nothing but the truth
     should be spoken about him
or any one else.

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Haiku #427

Leveling up, getting
     the A, beating the other
guy, etc.

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Haiku #428

The great purge. Mao tried
     to catch up to the West through
tripling production.

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Haiku #429

The second step is
     to get states to adopt fair
ballot practices.

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Haiku #430

Wow. They must truly
     represent the entire
Muslim faith. You know.

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Haiku #431

God, the lyrics are
     even more depressing than
the animation.

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Haiku #432

So, probably you'll want
     to hold as little dollars
as possible now.

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Haiku #433

I know the answer,
     but I'm tired of doing
your research for you.

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Haiku #434

It seems like weather
     records are being broken
every single day.

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Haiku #435

We have done something
     to mess up nature or there
is another cause.

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Haiku #436

He's talking about
     limiting salaries &
other benefits.

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Haiku #437

Right let's look at all
     the Democrats that believe
Saddam was a threat.

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Haiku #438

Many of our Poor
     have cars, refrigerators
and color TV.

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Haiku #439

Our biggest problem
     is those that feel entitled
to more. I blame Marx.

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Haiku #440

We've had lots of these
     'undeclared' actions over
the last century.

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Haiku #441

Or so I've, um, heard.
     The actual lamps may not be
designed for them, no.

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Haiku #442

China, by doing
     nothing, gets to be the knight
in shining armor.

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Haiku #443

America has
     to be the single greatest
threat to our species.

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Haiku #444

Huh. It would be more
     useful to have a smaller
number of GOOD books.

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Haiku #445

The best of the best.
     [deleted] I never thought
to put this up here!

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Haiku #446

As for language, do
     you seriously think "aren't"
is formal language?

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Haiku #447

Supply of refined
     products is not their bag, it's
the oil companies'.

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Haiku #448

A few of my past
     relatives I know of are
Jewish, but I'm not.

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Haiku #449

We can make comments
     about it all we want, but
"WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?"

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Haiku #452

Their lives were only
     "wasted" if you don't believe
in an afterlife.

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Haiku #453

The conservatives
     used to dream of impeaching
Earl Warren back when.

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Haiku #454

Ok what about
     your local newspaper, what
about CNN?

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Haiku #455

Who cares what they say?
     Sorry, your logic simply
doesn't hold up there.

Score: 0          

Haiku #456

Something that, to me,
     sounds more philosophical
than scientific.

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Haiku #457

Although he probably
     should have given them something
instead of nothing.

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Haiku #458

And guess what, reader
     macro language of Common
Lisp is Common Lisp.

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Haiku #459

In other news, there
     are far fewer young women
in China than men.

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Haiku #460

Most of what's being
     taught is still useless, or taught
poorly and slowly.

Score: 0          

Haiku #461

The European
     Union is doing more than
you like to admit.

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Haiku #463

They're presenting these
     ideas as if they're fresh
and original?

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Haiku #464

The buses and trains
     may not get you there on time,
but they'll get you there.

Score: 0          

Haiku #465

Most people do hate
     commuting, and traffic jams,
and high gas prices.

Score: 0          

Haiku #466

Well, obviously.
     They are rolled up into balls
like Sonic can do.

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Haiku #467

[removed] think we can
     figure out exactly where
the satellite was?

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Haiku #468

[deleted] Makes me
     want to go all Godzilla
on Venice's ass!

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Haiku #469

People who believe
     this have always insisted
on converting Jews.

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Haiku #470

so to some extent,
     they pretty much give up their
lives for that money.

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Haiku #471

[deleted] Nuevo
     Laredo soon to become
Nuevo Amsterdam.

Score: 0          

Haiku #472

I was there; were you?
     Wow, I was thinking the same
thing too. lol.

Score: 0          

Haiku #473

But those who are more
     upbeat are likely to live
longer, anyway.

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Haiku #474

Okay, I hate Rush
     as much as anyone, but...
this is painkillers.

Score: 0          

Haiku #475

I still despise them,
     but it doesn't mean they're wrong
about everything.

Score: 0          

Haiku #476

She was addicted
     to heroin and was trying
to get off the drug.

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Haiku #477

I guess we had had
     our fill in Hiroshima
and Nagasaki.

Score: 0          

Haiku #478

Talk to some actual
     vets about this, like I have.
You might learn something.

Score: 0          

Haiku #479

[deleted] I like
     how he said that the flatworm
didn't need better eyes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #480

Iraq is a great
     country as are the people.
How long were you here?

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Haiku #481

Yes, it could happen,
     intelligent people do
learn from their mistakes.

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Haiku #482

To further pressure
     the Committee to act on
the memorials.

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Haiku #483

You know, irony
     is hard for to understand
and use for foreigners.

Score: 0          

Haiku #484

The 'double membrane
     without liquid' is used just
for the TV show.

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Haiku #485

And I learned about
     most of the books with the best
info from the web.

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Haiku #486

But I suppose they're
     probably getting signatures
pretty rapidly.

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Haiku #487

The prisoners began
     to shout at him to sit down.
"What happened to him?"

Score: 0          

Haiku #488

A good joke doesn't
     have to be clever, it just
has to be funny.

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Haiku #489

The US' problems are
     due to mismanagement, not
the rise of China.

Score: 0          

Haiku #490

To make matters worse,
     programming languages don't
matter anymore.

Score: 0          

Haiku #491

Another issue
     here is that Wellesley is not
really a city.

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Haiku #492

It seems that he's trying
     to do things to actually help
tech entrepreneurs.

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Haiku #493

I'll bet they'll been some
     good prison reform bills come
next January.

Score: 0          

Haiku #494

It's not worth the time
     in general, especially if
in any way hard.

Score: 0          

Haiku #495

Since no two of them
     agree on what is "right", they'll
never be happy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #496

That, however, would
     have jeopardized his status
as left wing icon.

Score: 0          

Haiku #497

Must have deleted
     my comment right as you were
replying to it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #498

Who would let someone
     paint over their white stucco
villa with blue paint?

Score: 0          

Haiku #499

A) Europeans
     don't have nearly as many
children on average.

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Haiku #500

Or the new shopping
     center which will bring in new
taxes for the group?

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Haiku #501

Not sure if the right
     word is simple or single,
but you get the point.

Score: 0          

Haiku #502

We really don't want
     government to be messing
where it don't belong.

Score: 0          

Haiku #503

Do they really think
     Colbert expected to get
thunderous laughter?

Score: 0          

Haiku #504

Nothing but the truth
     should be spoken about him
or any one else.

Score: 0          

Haiku #505

On every license
     plate, you see "Live free or die".
There was no sales tax.

Score: 0          

Haiku #506

There was no sales tax.
     There was no state income tax.
This is just one step.

Score: 0          

Haiku #507

If visitors like
     your site, they will return there
again and again.

Score: 0          

Haiku #508

-Army of Darkness
     But it's not a calorie
restriction diet.

Score: 0          

Haiku #509

It depends on who
     the one person is and who
the five people are.

Score: 0          

Haiku #510

I respect Henry
     Baker a lot, but he missed
the boat with this one.

Score: 0          

Haiku #511

Lots of AI projects
     generated successful
innovations too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #512

Whenever we make
     computers do something smart,
the goalpost is moved.

Score: 0          

Haiku #513

Their online readers.
     Basically it says "Is God
only in your head?

Score: 0          

Haiku #514

This is so simple
     and yet so clever it just
had to work. Well thought.

Score: 0          

Haiku #515

Impeach Bush yourself!
     That's right. This is much more than
just a petition.

Score: 0          

Haiku #516

Impeach Bush yourself!
     That's right. This is much more than
just a petition.

Score: 0          

Haiku #517

Impeach Bush yourself!
     That's right. This is much more than
just a petition.

Score: 0          

Haiku #518

Impeach Bush yourself!
     That's right. This is much more than
just a petition.

Score: 0          

Haiku #519

Impeach Bush yourself!
     That's right. This is much more than
just a petition.

Score: 0          

Haiku #520

Impeach Bush yourself!
     That's right. This is much more than
just a petition.

Score: 0          

Haiku #75941

I believe many
     are made with a silicone
type material.

Score: 0          

Haiku #521

Impeach Bush yourself!
     That's right. This is much more than
just a petition.

Score: 0          

Haiku #522

Impeach Bush yourself!
     That's right. This is much more than
just a petition.

Score: 0          

Haiku #523

Superheroes who
     don't comply will themselves be
branded fugitives.

Score: 0          

Haiku #524

Impeach Bush yourself!
     That's right. This is much more than
just a petition.

Score: 0          

Haiku #525

Impeach Bush yourself!
     That's right. This is much more than
just a petition.

Score: 0          

Haiku #526

Impeach Bush yourself!
     That's right. This is much more than
just a petition.

Score: 0          

Haiku #527

Impeach Bush yourself!
     That's right. This is much more than
just a petition.

Score: 0          

Haiku #528

Impeach Bush yourself!
     That's right. This is much more than
just a petition.

Score: 0          

Haiku #529

Impeach Bush yourself!
     That's right. This is much more than
just a petition.

Score: 0          

Haiku #530

Impeach Bush yourself!
     That's right. This is much more than
just a petition.

Score: 0          

Haiku #531

Impeach Bush yourself!
     That's right. This is much more than
just a petition.

Score: 0          

Haiku #532

Impeach Bush yourself!
     That's right. This is much more than
just a petition.

Score: 0          

Haiku #533

Impeach Bush yourself!
     That's right. This is much more than
just a petition.

Score: 0          

Haiku #534

Impeach Bush yourself!
     That's right. This is much more than
just a petition.

Score: 0          

Haiku #535

Impeach Bush yourself!
     That's right. This is much more than
just a petition.

Score: 0          

Haiku #536

The 30-pound box. You can
     find him on the DOC website,
but not much background.

Score: 0          

Haiku #15745

Social Democrat
     and Libertarian Back
together again.

Score: 0          

Haiku #537

I, for one, welcome
     our new cyborg overlords.
False, just False dammit!

Score: 0          

Haiku #538

What's your point? They were
     just wearing blue shirts, khakis
and black belt and shoes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #540

Once again: *They could
     not possibly have been more
unequivocal*.

Score: 0          

Haiku #541

Are those who only
     know english the only ones
called "monolingual"?

Score: 0          

Haiku #542

I will take the time
     to learn to more about this.
[Or not. I was wrong.

Score: 0          

Haiku #543

Or does that not count,
     because Lebanon also
has many Christians?

Score: 0          

Haiku #544

In fact, I'd say you
     want to blow up whoever
just blew up your dad.

Score: 0          

Haiku #545

I can provide you
     with numerous citations
to back up my claims.

Score: 0          

Haiku #546

Personally, I like
     the perspective, since I live
on this continent.

Score: 0          

Haiku #547

Which is why I think
     the buffet owner's actions
are completely just.

Score: 0          

Haiku #548

How could you do that?
     It is one the most precious
dishes in the world.

Score: 0          

Haiku #549

If I do not do
     so, no one will punish me
for it. That's funny.

Score: 0          

Haiku #551

To put it simply
     not only do you not know,
you REFUSE to know.

Score: 0          

Haiku #552

I'd finish them, though.
     There is no difference between
theory and practice.

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Haiku #553

Which is why modern
     economic theory starts
with that assumption.

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Haiku #554

I can frame myself
     as moderate by putting
Moore in the picture.

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Haiku #555

What capitalist
     government has persisted
without taxation?

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Haiku #556

That is what you get
     when you make them so damn big.
Yeah, it's "hard." So hard.

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Haiku #557

No doubt Iraq was
     the aggressor, but Iran
was no pushover.

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Haiku #558

So sadly true. OWNED!
     [couldn't stop myself] Depends
who took the photo.

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Haiku #559

Medicare...), start by
     cutting from military
budget first, will you?

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Haiku #560

This is why Word97, Word2000,
     Word2002, and Word2003 all use the same
binary format.

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Haiku #561

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     It's pretty confusing, what
she is trying to say.

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Haiku #562

Your statement "a week
     or so ago" was also
somewhat misleading.

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Haiku #563

This is the bad bit:
     "The requested document
is totally fake.

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