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I read it again
     but I'm still unsure what you
are referring to.

Wow. It's not often
     you see a prejudice flag
flown quite so boldly.

It's not often you
     see someone so quick to toss
around the insults.

Your essay has changed
     my viewpoint. Thanks for share it.
this is really cool.

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     yes, but I think that the punch
line was a mistake.

It did. And I've seen
     fights nearly break out because
someone's baby cried.

Atmospheric CO2
     doesn't correlate with mean
global temperature.

I never printed
     color since I always set
my printing to black.

I bet he took her
     on a romantic hot air
balloon ride, actually.

It is already
     illegal to distribute
some information.

And some of you guys
     wonder why more people aren't
willing to try Lisp.

Well obviously
     you just don't understand it.
Lisp requires a brain.

how have we ended
     up here? do you have a point?
Why is it a stretch?

For each hash there is
     infinite number of strings
that produce that hash.

I'd like to hear why
     those crappy system went off
in the first place, though.

Great story, but what
     has it to do with Easter?
Why bring this up now?

If you are like me,
     it probably did so about
ten minutes ago.

good advice, i guess.
     Do you think she believes that,
or she just says it?

Did you even read
     the article, or did you
not understand it?

What an excellent
     way of working up a crowd.
Bring a "local" out.

In my current project,
     I am using both Common
Lisp and C++.

Wrapping it in OOP
     Syntax is overhead, if
you want the whole deal.

Maybe it actually
     isn't written (or even
inspired) by God?

The Da Vinci Code
     is the worst book I Never
Bothered To Finish.

The "balanced debate."
     Why, each side of a debate
has EQUAL merit!

So if you respect
     their beliefs should you also
respect the people?

It is not that hard
     to get US citizenship
for an Israeli.

I suppose he went
     on to talk about software
and philosophy...???

I know of no big
     world problem caused by different
religious views. None.

People not getting
     the chance to build a decent
life through honest work.

Again, you only
     say this because you've never
experienced it.

Can't believe he had
     that "mind virus" which led him
to do what he did.

Random errors can
     be overcome by better
and more measurements.

The only time it's
     bad for performance is when
you've got many strings.

The character is
     (in Snatch, not Fight Club) based on
Irish Travellers.

What the user sees
     is the more frequent jamming
and need for maintenance.

stand to learn a lot
     if they can just be humble
enough to see it.

To say those shapes show
     any kind of meaningful
patterns is a stretch.

You could maybe pull
     off a soccer shirt if you
really know your teams.

I'd say this should be
     common knowledge no matter
who or where you are.

If I enter it,
     I am a guest, and I should
act accordingly.

*Crowd:* "YES, WE ARE ALL
     INDIVIDUALS!" *Brian:*
"You are all different!"

The most progressive
     societies are ones where
people follow rules.

Definitely not.
     Humans, if nothing else, are
imitation fiends.

If he wants to be
     discovered, it will be on
his terms, not on mine.

[deleted] pica
     and others have gone on mass
deletions before.

He wasn't hurting
     on cash so he was in no
rush to sell the cards.

If you don't know what
     you want, how can you know what
other people want?

Things like this happened
     before and they are always
going to happen.

Because the second
     name is harder to fit on
the box they come in.

Why? Because they might
     die or the terrorists will
destroy the good things.

I do not dispute
     that I engage in overt
personal attacks.

It's not even close.
     The same is true for other
"creative class" jobs.

We all hate some, same
     as we hate some italians
or indonesians.

"Do some design first,
     think about the program, then
try hacking it out".

I expect that there
     are many improvements yet
to be discovered.

The creators are
     obviously abusing
this ability.

Something that I found
     interesting was tabs in tabs.
Oi tab overload!

A body belongs
     to the attached person, not
to the government.

It's been a while since
     I've seen somebody get things
so totally wrong.

Is there any real
     example where this cycle
has operated?

Moral rights my ass,
     artists don't have moral rights,
they have legal rights.

For yourself, if you
     want something you can upgrade
later on, build it.

I hear you. How much
     you wanna bet the woman
votes Republican?

The center panel
     shows as humankind slowly
spreads all over earth.

My apologies
     to Eddie Izzard, I know
I butchered that one.

Nothing but the truth
     should be spoken about him
or any one else.

Leveling up, getting
     the A, beating the other
guy, etc.

The great purge. Mao tried
     to catch up to the West through
tripling production.

The second step is
     to get states to adopt fair
ballot practices.

Wow. They must truly
     represent the entire
Muslim faith. You know.

God, the lyrics are
     even more depressing than
the animation.

So, probably you'll want
     to hold as little dollars
as possible now.

I know the answer,
     but I'm tired of doing
your research for you.

It seems like weather
     records are being broken
every single day.

We have done something
     to mess up nature or there
is another cause.

He's talking about
     limiting salaries &
other benefits.

Right let's look at all
     the Democrats that believe
Saddam was a threat.

Many of our Poor
     have cars, refrigerators
and color TV.

Our biggest problem
     is those that feel entitled
to more. I blame Marx.

We've had lots of these
     'undeclared' actions over
the last century.

Or so I've, um, heard.
     The actual lamps may not be
designed for them, no.

China, by doing
     nothing, gets to be the knight
in shining armor.

America has
     to be the single greatest
threat to our species.

Huh. It would be more
     useful to have a smaller
number of GOOD books.

The best of the best.
     [deleted] I never thought
to put this up here!

As for language, do
     you seriously think "aren't"
is formal language?

Supply of refined
     products is not their bag, it's
the oil companies'.

A few of my past
     relatives I know of are
Jewish, but I'm not.

We can make comments
     about it all we want, but
"WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?"

Their lives were only
     "wasted" if you don't believe
in an afterlife.

The conservatives
     used to dream of impeaching
Earl Warren back when.

Ok what about
     your local newspaper, what
about CNN?

Who cares what they say?
     Sorry, your logic simply
doesn't hold up there.

Something that, to me,
     sounds more philosophical
than scientific.

Although he probably
     should have given them something
instead of nothing.

And guess what, reader
     macro language of Common
Lisp is Common Lisp.

In other news, there
     are far fewer young women
in China than men.

Most of what's being
     taught is still useless, or taught
poorly and slowly.

The European
     Union is doing more than
you like to admit.

They're presenting these
     ideas as if they're fresh
and original?

The buses and trains
     may not get you there on time,
but they'll get you there.

Most people do hate
     commuting, and traffic jams,
and high gas prices.

Well, obviously.
     They are rolled up into balls
like Sonic can do.

[removed] think we can
     figure out exactly where
the satellite was?

[deleted] Makes me
     want to go all Godzilla
on Venice's ass!

People who believe
     this have always insisted
on converting Jews.

so to some extent,
     they pretty much give up their
lives for that money.

[deleted] Nuevo
     Laredo soon to become
Nuevo Amsterdam.

I was there; were you?
     Wow, I was thinking the same
thing too. lol.

But those who are more
     upbeat are likely to live
longer, anyway.

Okay, I hate Rush
     as much as anyone, but...
this is painkillers.

I still despise them,
     but it doesn't mean they're wrong
about everything.

She was addicted
     to heroin and was trying
to get off the drug.

I guess we had had
     our fill in Hiroshima
and Nagasaki.

Talk to some actual
     vets about this, like I have.
You might learn something.

[deleted] I like
     how he said that the flatworm
didn't need better eyes.

Iraq is a great
     country as are the people.
How long were you here?

Yes, it could happen,
     intelligent people do
learn from their mistakes.

To further pressure
     the Committee to act on
the memorials.

You know, irony
     is hard for to understand
and use for foreigners.

The 'double membrane
     without liquid' is used just
for the TV show.

And I learned about
     most of the books with the best
info from the web.

But I suppose they're
     probably getting signatures
pretty rapidly.

The prisoners began
     to shout at him to sit down.
"What happened to him?"

A good joke doesn't
     have to be clever, it just
has to be funny.

The US' problems are
     due to mismanagement, not
the rise of China.

To make matters worse,
     programming languages don't
matter anymore.

Another issue
     here is that Wellesley is not
really a city.

It seems that he's trying
     to do things to actually help
tech entrepreneurs.

I'll bet they'll been some
     good prison reform bills come
next January.

It's not worth the time
     in general, especially if
in any way hard.

Since no two of them
     agree on what is "right", they'll
never be happy.

That, however, would
     have jeopardized his status
as left wing icon.

Must have deleted
     my comment right as you were
replying to it.

Who would let someone
     paint over their white stucco
villa with blue paint?

A) Europeans
     don't have nearly as many
children on average.

Or the new shopping
     center which will bring in new
taxes for the group?

Not sure if the right
     word is simple or single,
but you get the point.

We really don't want
     government to be messing
where it don't belong.

Do they really think
     Colbert expected to get
thunderous laughter?

Nothing but the truth
     should be spoken about him
or any one else.

On every license
     plate, you see "Live free or die".
There was no sales tax.

There was no sales tax.
     There was no state income tax.
This is just one step.

If visitors like
     your site, they will return there
again and again.

-Army of Darkness
     But it's not a calorie
restriction diet.

It depends on who
     the one person is and who
the five people are.

I respect Henry
     Baker a lot, but he missed
the boat with this one.

Lots of AI projects
     generated successful
innovations too.

Whenever we make
     computers do something smart,
the goalpost is moved.

Their online readers.
     Basically it says "Is God
only in your head?

This is so simple
     and yet so clever it just
had to work. Well thought.

Impeach Bush yourself!
     That's right. This is much more than
just a petition.

Impeach Bush yourself!
     That's right. This is much more than
just a petition.

Impeach Bush yourself!
     That's right. This is much more than
just a petition.

Impeach Bush yourself!
     That's right. This is much more than
just a petition.

Impeach Bush yourself!
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just a petition.

Impeach Bush yourself!
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just a petition.

I believe many
     are made with a silicone
type material.

Impeach Bush yourself!
     That's right. This is much more than
just a petition.

Impeach Bush yourself!
     That's right. This is much more than
just a petition.

Superheroes who
     don't comply will themselves be
branded fugitives.

Impeach Bush yourself!
     That's right. This is much more than
just a petition.

Impeach Bush yourself!
     That's right. This is much more than
just a petition.

Impeach Bush yourself!
     That's right. This is much more than
just a petition.

Impeach Bush yourself!
     That's right. This is much more than
just a petition.

Impeach Bush yourself!
     That's right. This is much more than
just a petition.

Impeach Bush yourself!
     That's right. This is much more than
just a petition.

Impeach Bush yourself!
     That's right. This is much more than
just a petition.

Impeach Bush yourself!
     That's right. This is much more than
just a petition.

Impeach Bush yourself!
     That's right. This is much more than
just a petition.

Impeach Bush yourself!
     That's right. This is much more than
just a petition.

Impeach Bush yourself!
     That's right. This is much more than
just a petition.

Impeach Bush yourself!
     That's right. This is much more than
just a petition.

The 30-pound box. You can
     find him on the DOC website,
but not much background.

Social Democrat
     and Libertarian Back
together again.

I, for one, welcome
     our new cyborg overlords.
False, just False dammit!

What's your point? They were
     just wearing blue shirts, khakis
and black belt and shoes.

Once again: *They could
     not possibly have been more
unequivocal*.

Are those who only
     know english the only ones
called "monolingual"?

I will take the time
     to learn to more about this.
[Or not. I was wrong.

Or does that not count,
     because Lebanon also
has many Christians?

In fact, I'd say you
     want to blow up whoever
just blew up your dad.

I can provide you
     with numerous citations
to back up my claims.

Personally, I like
     the perspective, since I live
on this continent.

Which is why I think
     the buffet owner's actions
are completely just.

How could you do that?
     It is one the most precious
dishes in the world.

If I do not do
     so, no one will punish me
for it. That's funny.

To put it simply
     not only do you not know,
you REFUSE to know.

I'd finish them, though.
     There is no difference between
theory and practice.

Which is why modern
     economic theory starts
with that assumption.

I can frame myself
     as moderate by putting
Moore in the picture.

What capitalist
     government has persisted
without taxation?

That is what you get
     when you make them so damn big.
Yeah, it's "hard." So hard.

No doubt Iraq was
     the aggressor, but Iran
was no pushover.

So sadly true. OWNED!
     [couldn't stop myself] Depends
who took the photo.

Medicare...), start by
     cutting from military
budget first, will you?

This is why Word97, Word2000,
     Word2002, and Word2003 all use the same
binary format.

[deleted] [removed]
     It's pretty confusing, what
she is trying to say.

Your statement "a week
     or so ago" was also
somewhat misleading.

This is the bad bit:
     "The requested document
is totally fake.