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This is the bad bit:
     "The requested document
is totally fake.

I am not the most
     tech savvy person out there
to put it nicely.

This kind of problem
     is why we have financial
markets, anyway.

But he who unites
     himself with the Lord is one
with him in spirit.

You let everyone
     use the technology, not
just the government.

Great read. Hard to find
     interesting stuff out there on
enterprise software.

Not affecting change,
     either in the members or
in the world at large.

Not affecting change,
     either in the members or
in the world at large.

How about I say
     'all people who x are y.'
Does this make it so?

Again, terrible
     advice, if you do actually
care about your grade.

Extreme left wingers
     love to say that Fox is far
right, just as you did.

I assume you've had
     some bad experiences
with the Catholic church.

it would be nice if
     we limited ourselves to,
you know, actual stuff.

What exactly would
     I gain? How exactly would
my life get better?

I remember when
     I was a kid, we did all
kinds of crazy shit.

However, there's no
     reason that medicare should
be tied to income.

Nobody's suing
     anybody for letting
kids run on playgrounds.

I'm starting to feel
     like a lawyer) No, it's not
that he could speak French.

It turns out to be
     cheaper to just use one truck
from start to finish.

You are with your thoughts.
     You can listen to music
or the radio.

But how to remain
     objective enough to be
able to say that?

Millions of people
     forego the car every day
and it's a good thing.

Perhaps we should stop
     looking to our government
to provide for us?

Unfortunately,
     asserting an opinion
is an argument.

There is no reason
     to think that China will be
any different. Ha!

To my mind, something
     you can just buy doesn't seem
like an achievement.

Thirdly: if you give
     people money, they don't just
burn it. They spend it.

He's obviously
     risking his health, so we should
outlaw what he does.

What if my number
     is "The square root of the time
on the reader's watch"?

The fact that different
     denominations have been
used doesn't help things.

NO development
     tools have the power to make
full use of it (yet).

Another SONY
     picture that looks amazing.
My point exactly.

It's not the arabs,
     it is the kiwi eaters
who are terrorists!!

I hate to say it,
     but our lifestyle is probably
not sustainable.

Unfortunately,
     I haven't seen anything
like that in Houston.

Either way it is
     enough to save money if
you are smart with it.

There are also spikes
     when Turkey (the Country) is
in the news as well.

[removed] no, i can't
     put it in a nicer tone.
that's the way it is.

Since it was a side
     comment, I didn't want to spend
too much time on it.

It made me realize
     how lyrically challenged E40
can be. Good sound, though.

Financial assets
     are valued based on future
expected cashflows.

People with higher
     testosterone levels are
more likely to kill?

Windows, mostly, "just
     works" for your average person,
doing average stuff.

Good point. Although, make
     sure to get their permission
before lifting them.

People have the right
     to expect that their private
lives be kept private.

People are voting
     on the headlines rather than
the story itself.

I went to a strip
     club once because I was dragged
there by my teammates.

Because they're happy
     enough to wait until it's
public and certain?

If you don't you'd just
     look like a right idiot.
[removed] Hierarchy?

That's an argument
     I've been having in my head
for the past eight years.

Respect in online
     journalism should be led
by the newspapers.

Believe it or not,
     it is possible to hate
Bush and be crazy.

Why not sell water
     bottles instead of bottled
water then? what next?

I got it. We are
     supposed to guess the keyword
based on the results.

How much would that save
     to just do ONE day a week!
That's not the issue.

There is an issue
     here, and it needs to be thought
out very clearly.

Which is the very
     sense that we're using the term
"chastity" here, right?

This is amazing...
     now you don't need a phone line
at all. Really cool!

There is spam, stuff I'm
     not interested in, and stuff
I'm interested in.

Although it has been
     known before, this interview
just confirms the fact.

Ms. Parker implies
     that the whole evening, until
the rape, was normal.

It's a fantastic
     thing and very effective.
Go try it! Agreed.

I think the issue
     is again between Jersey
style vs. MIT style.

I'd rather say sex
     is getting better with time
and experience.

I knew one guy who
     did but his main concern was
to trade jeans for furs.

If a person broke
     your ribs here you have recourse,
press charges, sue them.

A well designed page
     will be able to adapt
to its medium.

Ah, gotcha. But why
     dock my karma for what some
headline writer wrote?

He's definitely
     right that they look nicer on
the showroom floor though.

And it has kept its
     promise to share the nation's
oil wealth with the poor.

But they certainly
     have the best ability
to change the culture.

I was just going
     to cite the exact same thing.
Excellent insight.

If the government
     can tax your property, do
you really own it?

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     I hope the law is challenged.
Too funny for words.

Also there wasn't
     much in the path of the air
out of the engines.

Absolutely right!
     I can't believe your reply!
are you serious?

How many of us
     native Europeans are
prepared to do that?

Right now in france there
     are two pots and they are not
getting together.

Reality can't
     be what it appears to be.
It wouldn't make sense.

Geography works
     to our advantage having
no real local threats.

However I can
     see clearly how this woman
has betrayed the left.

[deleted] Mr.
     Cruise sure is trying very hard
to prove he's not gay.

But if he'd have split
     the difference on Kuwait, we'd
still be best buds, right?

After you get where
     you're going by plane or train,
you don't have a car.

The port spokespeople
     never denied this, even
in direct debate.

That's why government
     pricing is at least as good
as private pricing.

Ask your interview
     to specify the constraints
to your solution.

Their show ought to be
     rigorous and Jon Stewart's
ought to be funny.

And that's the only
     other extended clip I've
ever seen of him.

And the "bumpy road"
     title failed to explain why
poor countries were poor.

Crack is whack The stripes
     probably make it look longer
than it really is...

When politics is
     what you do for a living,
I guess it comes out?

to be quite honest,
     Stewart doesn't really "take
bill o'reilly down".

Shouldn't that have been
     caught by the dupe detector?
I'd call that a bug.

I am forced to read
     the narrow column, and no,
I do not like it.

Often used by those
     in power to those who are
not under control.

On the other hand,
     some of the key libraries
are very well done.

Gee, that's a surprise;
     a system that's being shut
down "just doesn't work".

Who cares if many
     Baltimore black women are
overweight Pica?

And this happened just
     the same in Greece, in Russia,
in Ukraine or France.

You get kicked out when
     you're too young, you get a gold
watch, you go to work.

Taxpayers deserve
     to have their money better
invested than that.

However, in more
     recent, mature years I've grown
accustomed to it.

You are probably right.
     The past week has been a ton
better anyway.

[removed] Oh really?
     So how does Rails prevents you
from writing long tests?

You learn closures by
     practicing them, programming
in them. It takes time.

This is backwards from
     what we (USA) regard
as a good time slot.

Maybe I should move
     to Germany where puns like
this aren't used as much.

The irony here
     is that this article calls
those people cowards.

Yes, I'm familiar
     with the difference between de
facto and de jure.

Other viruses
     evolved to have a shorter
incubation phase.

But besides that, how
     do you "average" something like
the shape of the face?

is that why you were
     in his bathroom LOL.
How did he do it?

I think it is sad
     that there are still pages where
you have to do that.

Nice hyperbole.
     Popular in New Zealand
to say it that way.

I just haven't seen
     much that warranted and up
or down vote lately.

I don't have numbers
     for the other, but at least
those two points seem right.

Don't ban illegal
     Mexicans from opening
restaurants in the US.

Not "I think foo is
     the best, probably", just "foo is
the best because bar".

This is what happens
     to the high school outcast who
remains embittered.

I've done the same thing
     to men when I thought they just
wanted something fixed.

For Iraq they zoomed
     in on the speakers and didn't
talk about the crowd.

And the prisons, right
     now, allow prisoners to be
raped and beaten. Right?

"Popular fiction"
     is Harry Potter, which is
just a bit of fun.

A very large grass
     roots movement in the churches
around the country.

But corporations
     only make money, so they're
quite predictable.

Can someone who gives
     serious thought to complex
issues enjoy it?

I'll launch the site once
     we have a handful of names.
Are you kidding me?

Drop school sports programs
     and put that funding into
teachers salaries.

I do get a large
     part of my identity
from my role at work.

I would never shop
     at a store that runs a noise
pollution device.

[deleted] of course,
     you know what would completely
solve this problem? SNAKES!

Like a little bit
     if you were drunk in the pub
and not thinking straight?

The main point of Kill
     Bill is not all the murders,
it's the dialogues.

There is no difference
     between the Republicans
and the Democrats.

The people want US
     troops out immediately,
but the US won't leave.

The main point of Kill
     Bill was the visual styles
he paid homage to.

I think the chances
     are greater of the remote
web site being hacked.

These things do take time.
     Never, ever, EVER vote
for an incumbent.

He is a young guy
     trying to figure out the right
way to live his life.

Moreover, saying
     something is "common sense" is
very misleading.

If he's quitting like
     this, does he deserve to keep
that equity? Nice.

This is why we breed
     animals for food and not
the other way round.

If the *rules* were changed
     overnight people would do
bad to get heaven.

That tells me they were
     stupid or **really desperate**.
That seems more like it.

Corporations are
     doing it too and they're not
'planting' these stories.

Therefore, Christians are
     instructed to condemn sin
and not the sinner.

About two percent
     above inflation is much
more realistic.

Possibly for tech
     graduates, other countries
are catching up though.

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     This is a familiar pain
to me as well though.

Yes, alarm about
     global warming does affect
people's decisions.

The duck leaves. The next
     day the duck returns and hops
up on the same stool.

[deleted] First off,
     nobody's ever said "you
own your own business?

Q: What do you get
     if you cross the atlantic
with the titanic?

Something with a P.
     Hey I suddenly notice
the TOP list is gone!

I had people who
     tried their little gags on me...
you get used to them.

It's not the caller's
     idea to harass you,
they are a wage slave.

How could a list like
     this omit the Tacoma
Narrows bridge collapse?

[deleted] I like
     to say early in the call:
"Highly interesting!

It becomes a bit
     confusing at that point just
who's body it is.

Many people think
     that a woman's body does
not belong to her.

How are you today?"
     "I'm fine, thank you. How are you?"
"Good! Thanks for asking.

Various gambling
     sites, being located offshore,
are very shady.

Honestly how do
     people in America
put up with this crap?

A valid question.
     The article gives some good
answers to it, though.

"I'm quite sure he'd love
     Green Day if he where awake"
she says with a smile.

"You were so obsessed
     with alcohol that you named
your firstborn Brandy.

Chef's are socialized
     to believe in gas in school
and by their mentors.

If you want something
     more serious try *Eden*
or *His Master's Voice*.

This issue turns on
     the unbridled obsession
with what OTHERS do.

Such hostility!
     Especially considering
you're totally wrong!

So, the woman comes
     to the pet store the next day,
and confronts the bird.

Some people want choice
     and want their commentators
to have opinions.

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I think he got laid.

Well that hideous
     thing on her nose is still there,
and now it's blurry!

On the other hand,
     if it's permanent, then you
get a paradox.

And ends up falling
     with the plane, but he ends up
saving in the end.

While you are not worth
     responding to, I will go
ahead and do so.

Hey cool, so that's why
     these tools you forget to name
have conquered the world!

I understand you
     said 'tend', so we agree it's
just a heuristic.

Many of the things
     I did in objects, I had
no need of in Lisp.

He has to have Al
     Gore and Evangelical
Christians convince him?

The biggest news from
     this article is that Cal
Tech has a problem.

This generation
     has produced the lawyers who
sue for accidents.

And they demonstrate
     their love of seals by launching
themselves at the seal.

They were still a huge
     minority, but I was
seeing more of them.

You can get stuff done,
     and the result may be much
more satisfactory.

If you're a fool, you
     and your money will be soon
parted anyways.

Those laws were also
     passed by the "majority"
in those areas.

The American
     schooling system is better
than Ghana's! Woo hoo!

When every subject
     voluntarily places
himself under it.

The first sentence, thrown
     in there by the journalist,
was was off the mark.

[deleted] People
     only vote up what they want
to believe is true.

Smart people come up
     with an idea, test it,
and implement it.

I have two comments
     in the "Should comments affect
Karma?" submission.

Similarly where
     do things like malaria
fit into free will?

"God makes us clean up
     our own damn messes" Then what
is the point in god?

Just because something
     is implicit, it doesn't
mean it's superfluous.

In other words, one
     big win for generics gets
chucked out the window.

Big Ben, Parliament!
     Look kids! Big Ben, Parliament!
[removed] He didn't wait.

It's easy for me
     to understand teenagers,
because _I was one_.