Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #76473

I have a morbid
     curiosity that is
drawing me to it.

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Haiku #77209

have you ever told
     anyone any made up
stories about them?

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Haiku #78399

However there aren't
     many of us and even
fewer in hardcore.

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Haiku #78483

Try that. Currently,
     Islam is interfering
with modernity.

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Haiku #78882

In a sense, very
     few people have a problem
with feminism.

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Haiku #79369

I'll definitely
     be copying that farming
base ASAP.

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Haiku #80022

They had nothing but
     kind words to say, as I do
for them. Lol.

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Haiku #80236

and this is going
     to be just as marginal
as Apple TV.

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Haiku #80678

What if you pay off
     the building and property
before you sell it?

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Haiku #83419

All I remember
     is not knowing who I was
or where I was. Yea.

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Haiku #83567

I hope everyone's
     preparation for Hate week
are going alright!

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Haiku #84628

I did not appeal
     to any logic at all
and neither did you.

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Haiku #84907

Also, most of you
     are dumb as rocks and I hate
your stupid faces.

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Haiku #85129

My dog always lived
     with another dog until
my roommate moved out.

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Haiku #86234

I want to package
     Headley and an outfielder.
Machine Gun Kelly.

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Haiku #86481

DAE generalize
     entire groups of people
by extremist sects?

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Haiku #86901

What you are saying
     only applies to open
range territory.

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Haiku #87131

The botanical
     became magical with you
and I to share it.

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Haiku #88458

In any other
     setting, it doesn't matter
but it does exist.

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Haiku #88827

Conditions can be
     measured as intended, or
as experienced.

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Haiku #91577

Not my own story,
     but I remember my friends
story vividly.

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Haiku #92333

Bad thing is, I am
     in Asia so my system
is PAL encoded.

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Haiku #93052

the original
     music piracy machine.
Evan Fournier.

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Haiku #93804

I live in texas
     and my internet speed has
got to be the worst.

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Haiku #93952

You forgot to switch
     back to your original
throwaway account.

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Haiku #94783

Do you have any
     idea how expensive
and complex that is?

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Haiku #95602

Almost every dane
     is incredibly easy
on their religion.

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Haiku #98621

[deleted] I am
     so happy i never met
anyone like this.

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Haiku #99053

I did the same, but
     now I feel like I've just come
out of a coma.

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Haiku #99351

I'm totally fine
     with people naming their kids
whatever they want.

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Haiku #101133

Also, go Freedom
     with your ideology
to run specialists.

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Haiku #101232

The irony is
     then she was less interested
all of a sudden.

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Haiku #101951

men might not notice
     as much as other women,
but we still notice.

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Haiku #102791

You say a war crime
     or atrocity needed
to be committed.

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Haiku #103803

I absolutely
     hate the show but jesus is
the intro catchy.

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Haiku #103907

The academic
     portion is ultimately
the stuff he got too.

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Haiku #104556

Like everybody
     wishes that No, it's only
for a few titles.

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Haiku #105737

the only problem
     i develop with smoking
alot is low funds.

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Haiku #105885

I would never tell
     you I have a headache Who
pays taxes on tips?

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Haiku #107515

Patriotism
     is just a nice way to say
Nationalism.

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Haiku #107659

If the focus is
     not perfect, those images
are unusable.

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Haiku #108332

That thing could put you
     through college if you ever
get in a tight spot.

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Haiku #109740

I never DID say
     that they will successfully
manage such a thing.

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Haiku #109947

That hydration is
     NECESSARY when any
fever is present.

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Haiku #110032

And traditional?
     What exactly do you mean
by traditional?

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Haiku #110393

No one abandoned
     Libya, because no one
was in Libya.

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Haiku #110492

So I would not mind
     going to Arizona
for the next Fallout.

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Haiku #110766

[deleted] There won't
     be any conversation
on a new "New Deal".

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Haiku #111429

House's agenda
     is to put humanities
future back on track.

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Haiku #111801

If so, that practice
     is probably making at least
$1M in revenues.

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Haiku #113054

I find the system
     much more even and better
then it used to be.

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Haiku #113648

if i had a tank
     i would do that ALL THE TIME
This is so awesome!

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Haiku #115532

As European,
     I also fear it as hell.
The entire US?

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Haiku #115598

Showers and wedding
     etiquette in general is
very regional.

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Haiku #115650

I don't exactly
     know, but aren't these old arcades
kind of expensive?

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Haiku #116836

Also, Angel is
     pretty easy to use once
you get used to it.

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Haiku #117502

I seriously
     don't know why some of our fans
are in denial.

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Haiku #118389

Took me just a few
     days but it was that moment
I knew I was done.

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Haiku #119129

I can't believe how
     people are advocating
stepping on the gas.

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Haiku #122471

I graduated
     from there and this sounds pretty
accurate Add me?

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Haiku #124120

Also happens when
     I try to add a photo
in alien blue.

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Haiku #124816

Original by
     Lionel Richie. What build
do you have in mind?

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Haiku #125510

That'd be awesome.
     I want to see Jurassic
Park on the big screen.

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Haiku #126251

My cube has no P9
     and still I find myself trying
to curb blue's power.

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Haiku #126544

The ten penises.
     Planet of the penises.
Penis of the apes.

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Haiku #126692

Even Merc wasn't
     this powerful and you can
even counter him.

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Haiku #130382

Having skills beyond
     basic mathematics is
interesting to me.

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Haiku #130831

I watched this before
     I admitted publicly
I had a problem.

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Haiku #133810

The first part of his
     comment was entirely
accurate imo.

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Haiku #134987

People not having
     to do manual labor
and thus balloon up?

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Haiku #138041

If anyone needs
     to figure comedy out,
I'd say it was you.

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Haiku #139295

Once again, events
     in the story ended up
influencing it.

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Haiku #139758

Do you recommend
     any other companies
for a shared hosting?

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Haiku #139902

I was wondering
     why my photo suddenly
got so many views.

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Haiku #140553

Easton Corbin is
     crazy talented and just
now gaining traction.

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Haiku #140868

Definitely check
     with a specialist before
you do anything.

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Haiku #140941

my question doing
     little to alleviate
tension in the air.

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Haiku #141162

Therefore it was not
     purgatory either, but
A purgatory.

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Haiku #141515

Have you ever been
     suicidal or even
clinically depressed?

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Haiku #142094

I felt kinda bad
     because I hit him during
the animation.

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Haiku #142923

Even nazis got
     trials and mutilation was
not a punishment.

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Haiku #143746

Example: apps are
     valuable, and scarcity
is not a factor.

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Haiku #144024

[deleted] That is
     the exact brand, and exact
prescription I have.

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Haiku #144558

I'm only a few
     episodes in myself but
I really like it.

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Haiku #145054

Awe lol yes,
     I look ridiculous no
makeup lol!

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Haiku #145229

Look up cognitive
     behavioral therapy
for insomnia.

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Haiku #147602

I never realized
     I was a baker until
I became vegan.

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Haiku #148376

Where did this teacher
     get his ideas about
feminism from?

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Haiku #149668

Bashing religion
     is anything but taboo
on the internet.

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Haiku #149926

ZING! [deleted] Why?
     Riot making LoL
even easier?

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Haiku #151606

Popularity
     is a relative concept,
not a certainty.

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Haiku #152702

Better Do we need
     to see every time someone
passes Danica?

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Haiku #153563

Every previous
     generation has had big
titles at release.

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Haiku #154837

[deleted] Iain
     M. Banks, in particular
the Culture series.

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Haiku #156247

But, giving a name
     to laying in a hammock
is also absurd.

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Haiku #157355

Oh sorry about
     getting in the defensive
like that lol!

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Haiku #158685

Anyway I am
     on the west coast so it is
still early for me.

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Haiku #347935

Robot episode.
     It's much easier having
actual range IMO.

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Haiku #159797

And if he's making
     you feel insignificant
than he's not worth it.

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Haiku #160245

Alcoholics tend
     to be more abusive than
heroin addicts.

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Haiku #160723

Excellent! I love
     that it's the original
all red bandanas!

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Haiku #161571

What's funny about
     Homer buying a painting
at the garage sale?

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Haiku #162607

Edit: To be clear
     "training" is necessary
to be a pastor.

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Haiku #164843

Thank you [deleted]
     I totally understand
that mentality.

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Haiku #167565

PM me if you
     want to take me up on it.
Any video?

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Haiku #170280

No reality
     fits an ideology.
Life is beyond that.

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Haiku #170849

Yuck. Yeah but every
     sperm is carrying the same
dna copy.

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Haiku #171067

The emphasis is
     on patience, humility,
love, etc.

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Haiku #172635

Luckily I was
     alone so no one saw me
embarrass myself.

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Haiku #173073

He seems like he'd be
     very much in denial
about gaining weight.

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Haiku #174110

Get some personal
     references to help for sure.
PC no problem.

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Haiku #174720

Pm me if you
     keep finding it difficult.
Those are amazing!

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Haiku #174777

Basically, engage
     in some open source work or
do some freelancing.

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Haiku #174999

I can't imagine
     the panic if the news went
out at the same time...

Score: 0          

Haiku #175518

You have no assets
     besides a phone and a car,
and you need money.

Score: 0          

Haiku #176039

[deleted] As u
     said, everyone can transfer
to Ascendancy.

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Haiku #176409

Is this why Tom Hanks
     is on my community
watch sign? I love it.

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Haiku #176706

Now in going back
     to edit that terribly
written paragraph.

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Haiku #176860

Be unwavering,
     outspoken, and positive
about your support.

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Haiku #177837

map view and IVA
     view simultaneously)
Is that a face swap?

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Haiku #178565

I am such a fan,
     you and Nick are my favorite
comedy duo!

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Haiku #179258

I believe that kid
     is going to deliver.
Keep an open mind.

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Haiku #181021

Maybe in essence
     Capaldi IS a return
to the first doctor.

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Haiku #181639

A recovering
     alcoholic shouldn't be
joking about that.

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Haiku #183389

I might just do it,
     if the idea doesn't
clash with the design.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183881

This isn't about
     never accepting a gift
from a guy ever.

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Haiku #185775

Super fun, kinda
     gory and really cheesy.
I also love Jaws.

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Haiku #185852

The "original"
     really wasn't important
in and of himself.

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Haiku #186358

As I see it, males
     in general* prefer to do
and not talk so much.

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Haiku #187534

[deleted] Being
     idealistic doesn't
stand the test of time.

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Haiku #190587

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #191331

Do you have any
     idea whatsoever
how jealous I am?

Score: 0          

Haiku #192295

Hope this gets removed.
     I was ready for the feels
in Interstellar.

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Haiku #192815

I played so many
     Unreal Tournament matches
like that growing up.

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Haiku #193715

The only reason
     to learn Esperanto is
because you want to.

Score: 0          

Haiku #193957

In what alternate
     universe has Roman won
the Royal Rumble?

Score: 0          

Haiku #194900

Individuals
     are selected upon (ex.
natural selection).

Score: 0          

Haiku #195587

Noble is stepping
     away from COD to focus
on their PC side.

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Haiku #195640

Is that what happens
     when a receiver runs his
route and gets open?

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Haiku #195714

I was just saying
     about needing an oil change
also sorry. Yes.

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Haiku #195863

If you need to add
     half a salad to it, why
not use shitty beef?

Score: 0          

Haiku #195936

This is everything
     Canada is. ^save ^me Full
Mojo Rampage please.

Score: 0          

Haiku #197054

If anyone is
     saying that, it is only
the extreme people.

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Haiku #199165

Is there an option
     to place individual
files into the zip?

Score: 0          

Haiku #201147

Metro Manila?
     I remember my last trip
there with my uncle.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202022

That part is not law.
     It is legal to protest
at a funeral.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202690

Also, you can see
     the invitations as well
as anyone else.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202908

:P Also does know
     if animal fat works well
to reuse often?

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Haiku #203646

We didn't have any
     when I lived in Nevada
or socal either.

Score: 0          

Haiku #203868

I never knew cats
     could show such emotion, mine
only has one look!

Score: 0          

Haiku #205249

I need Anderson
     singler and turner to go
off in the 4th.

Score: 0          

Haiku #205601

My salvia trips
     synchronize with whatever
music I have on.

Score: 0          

Haiku #205796

Even if it's just
     "fake" to get a better tip,
I kind of like it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #205898

Eh.. The article
     says the guy in Ottawa
was an Islamist..

Score: 0          

Haiku #207340

I read them not long
     ago and I don't know how
I feel about them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #207861

Curious to know
     how others feel about her
in this episode.

Score: 0          

Haiku #208319

I'm not saying don't
     believe anyone without
evidence ever.

Score: 0          

Haiku #208522

They're a madison
     brewery that makes a wide
array of brews. So.

Score: 0          

Haiku #209638

I Do not harbor
     any illusions about
our reality.

Score: 0          

Haiku #210091

U! S! A! U! S!
     A! U! S! A! U! S! A!
U! S! A! U! S!

Score: 0          

Haiku #210912

Check your data used
     before and after to get
the best estimate.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212843

Lol that sucks
     man but I can tell you he's
certainly worth it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #213091

Honestly, the most
     common thing is not making
any excuses.

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Haiku #213683

An unfortunate
     necessity with my current
life situation.

Score: 0          

Haiku #214180

[deleted] Milan,
     milan, Milan and Milan.
Seriously, OP.

Score: 0          

Haiku #214620

I think they forgot
     to turn the ignition on
for the ladder change.

Score: 0          

Haiku #214806

I think the final
     list will be enjoyable
and a solid mix.

Score: 0          

Haiku #215161

I am a Colts fan
     as well as a Hurricanes
fan, so I dig it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #215222

If I am able
     to ship before Saturday
I will let you know.

Score: 0          

Haiku #215747

We will be renting
     at first until we are used
to the area.

Score: 0          

Haiku #215889

Lol probably
     not exactly the ideal
thing for most people.

Score: 0          

Haiku #216702

[deleted] What is
     is irrelevant, it's how
the Scots will see it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #218178

Nobody had known
     about my embarrassing
tape worm incident.

Score: 0          

Haiku #219886

Kids can be very
     kind but very evil, too.
And always selfish.

Score: 0          

Haiku #220718

What can I do now
     to prepare to be a good
officer in it?

Score: 0          

Haiku #221776

I also suggest
     getting him a xylophone,
trumpet or kazoo.

Score: 0          

Haiku #224566

I've never posted
     here however and never
saw this thread till now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #224933

Keep up the good work,
     I'm optimistic to see
what you guys can do.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225853

Telling them to not
     expect any follow up
is useful info.

Score: 0          

Haiku #226314

Electric city?
     Yeah, I appreciate you
updating us! Thanks!

Score: 0          

Haiku #227670

He is a single
     asshole on the internet
who wants to pretend.

Score: 0          

Haiku #228426

Nothing at all like
     this at University.
I did the repair.

Score: 0          

Haiku #229087

You're not clever or
     cute or funny or even
mildly amusing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #232312

Unfortunately
     you are the one engaging
in the circle jerk.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233426

Unless you plan on
     having it in cinemas,
4K is overkill.

Score: 0          

Haiku #233968

Wonder if Rios
     and Orlando have any
chemistry out there.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235199

I really wonder
     what goes on behind the scenes
in women's tennis.

Score: 0          

Haiku #236056

I would qualify
     as autonomous under
that criteria.

Score: 0          

Haiku #237789

It says motor mounts
     also, those can easily
be fabricated.

Score: 0          

Haiku #238237

They don't understand
     the intricacies that go
into play calling.

Score: 0          

Haiku #239055

Have you tried talking
     to your brother about how
you feel? Holy shit!!!

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Haiku #242613

My last company
     just had a mass exodus
and was baffled why.

Score: 0          

Haiku #243023

i could totally
     hear this during an Adult
Swim bump lol.

Score: 0          

Haiku #247911

Not everybody
     is as wired for a single
lover as others.

Score: 0          

Haiku #248035

I love Perez, but
     God he can be an awful
costume designer.

Score: 0          

Haiku #249742

I can't remember
     where I saw it, otherwise
I would post a link.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250108

-Rob The idea
     she intended to convey
was not outrageous.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250329

It's just the gold packs,
     elite packs, double elite
packs, etc.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250688

Lol it was
     definitely a learning
experience =P.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251148

TV trimming is
     part of the strategic side
too Open Ladder.

Score: 0          

Haiku #252476

Sushi. Not even
     the vegetarian one
did any justice.

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