Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #349038

What do you mean by
     "out of his way"? Out of free
wash post articles.

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Haiku #349039

I appreciate
     unbiased coverage Well, you've
got a problem then.

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Haiku #349040

Since *Spirit* doesn't
     exist this year, the results
have probably been tweaked.

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Haiku #349041

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

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Haiku #349042

Only recently
     we bought a couple black towels
for my wife's makeup.

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Haiku #349043

You have plenty more
     years to figure out what you
want to do, trust me.

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Haiku #349044

[deleted] so you
     know how to Japanese now?
[deleted] Nope ha.

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Haiku #349045

Honestly, I hope
     the younger generation
catches on to it.

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Haiku #349046

I also agree
     that it seems like they have all
hands on deck for this.

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Haiku #349047

Since you're not getting
     anything at all, this is
likely the problem.

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Haiku #349048

Hello, it looks like
     you're trying to ask a question
about halloween.

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Haiku #349050

Think about that sweet
     collection he's gonna pass
down when it's his time.

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Haiku #349051

It never worked. Yep.
     As long as Pence is around,
not a chance in hell.

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Haiku #349052

Study with people
     in your classes and become
friends with them that way.

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Haiku #349053

So if they ruined
     my game I should at least not
have that guy next round.

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Haiku #349054

Needs further action.
     [deleted] Be careful when
you're mowing the lawn.

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Haiku #349055

Having a macro
     is something I'd be looking
forward to for sure.

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Haiku #349056

Still, old games can be
     very scary if we look
too deep. Give me Nope.

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Haiku #349057

On the contrary.
     Driverless cars will bring rail
back toward the middle.

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Haiku #349058

Never ignore facts
     because it is convenient
for your narrative.

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Haiku #349059

Higher weight classes
     often don't have as much depth
as the lighter ones.

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Haiku #349060

I combine lifting
     with eating right, quality
sleep, and cardio.

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Haiku #349061

Does anybody
     know the rules on Graduate
student transferring?

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Haiku #349062

Was it just me or
     were the hosts in the final
scene older models?

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Haiku #349063

that is if your gear
     is fully oriented
on healing power.

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Haiku #349064

Obviously if
     you're opening phoenix its
all a non issue.

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Haiku #349065

From there, I'll trade what
     I got plus a few more crates
for some painted wheels.

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Haiku #349066

They say it pretty
     much the same the way he said
in the video.

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Haiku #349067

But if you do, if
     you really want to help her,
this is what you do.

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Haiku #349068

I've got pretty much
     all the other stuff I want,
I'm not in bad shape.

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Haiku #349069

If that's the case, then
     your mic and headphone jacks are
probably wired backwards.

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Haiku #349070

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #349071

Can't fix shit in real
     life unless you have a spares
truck following you.

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Haiku #349072

Works for multiple
     members of my household on
multiple Echoes.

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Haiku #349073

I can see OP is
     not the only one who has
cheated and divorced.

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Haiku #349074

my brother showed me
     something pretty interesting
over the weekend.

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Haiku #349075

How many students
     could pay a years tuition
for what that sign cost?

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Haiku #349076

Find your recovery
     disks and follow the complete
restore instructions.

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Haiku #349077

It was a chicken
     wrap but instead the chicken
was made from tree bark.

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Haiku #349078

If he wasn't clean,
     that would be the least he'd get
off with anyway.

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Haiku #349079

I repeatedly
     asked for them to calm down, but
was shunted aside.

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Haiku #349080

Congratulations.
     The cigar is in this case
is secondary.

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Haiku #349081

Sigh. I thought I was
     out of colors left to want
but no I guess not.

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Haiku #349082

Especially when you
     come to love the highs and hate
the lows of using.

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Haiku #349083

I'm also a (not
     that active) drummer, so I'm
welcoming the change.

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Haiku #349084

However, keto
     allows one to feel full on
reduced calories.

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Haiku #349085

Maybe you should stop
     throwing around assumptions,
because you are wrong.

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Haiku #349086

Don't read into it.
     HYPE I'm in the Tokyo
area actually.

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Haiku #349087

I think it's too soon
     to judge the Kingdom forces
until we see more.

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Haiku #349088

Your hair looks awesome!
     I think all of the lengths look
really good on you.

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Haiku #349089

You will have your head
     up, successful because you
did it on your own.

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Haiku #349091

Hello, it looks like
     you're trying to ask a question
about halloween.

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Haiku #349092

Lay down behind some
     cover, just exposed enough
to throw down some fire.

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Haiku #349093

Why not just release
     all emails once you realize
you made this error?

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Haiku #349094

The question you should
     ask yourself is "Will something
this big lag the game".

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Haiku #349095

The other part I'm
     sure is just brain chemistry
and behavioral.

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Haiku #349096

They're not getting much
     in the way of services
compared to others.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349097

Edit: I'm being
     down voted for being right?
This is just red meat.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349098

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349099

We all know the why,
     and it's not because other
young girls think it's cute.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349100

Most likely the hosts
     were covering for his absence
while he was rebuilt.

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Haiku #349101

If Fitz did throw six
     picks against Cincinnati
we'd have won that game.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349102

Make America
     Racist Again Yeah, I've seen
V for Vendetta.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349103

Your cover letter
     could use a bit of grammar
and style refinement.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349104

This will negate their
     Ultimate and open them
up for an attack.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349105

Holiday season
     is the best. Good for you man.
Don't lie on your sign.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349106

It just doesn't sounds
     as good compared to Pro Tools
when actually mixing.

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Haiku #349107

The defense wore down
     because the offense could not
sustain any drives.

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Haiku #349108

The King's Cup challenge
     will be available from
November 4th.

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Haiku #349109

But if you're standing
     right at the wall, attacks can
still hit you through it.

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Haiku #349110

I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE
     THINKING IS THERE A BETTER
DEAL FUCK YEAR THERE IS.

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Haiku #349119

Don't be complacent
     though, still do everything you
can to secure it.

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Haiku #349120

Drinking only makes
     feeling a bit down, stress or
anxiety worse.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349121

I also think it's
     hilarious that he has
crack shoved up his crack.

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Haiku #349122

Follow up question...
     Are they worth spending gems on
x10 contracts to get?

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Haiku #349123

My sister likes (or
     pretends to like) all the same
things as our mother.

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Haiku #349124

Each case is unique
     and it really depends on
the circumstances.

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Haiku #348361

Amazon? I just
     book marked this for November
9th. Oh. My. God.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349125

OH ann even here
     you are a beautiful sun
fish I'm with you there.

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Haiku #349126

I try to retain
     the ball as much as I can
and pass back and forth.

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Haiku #349127

my sunday ticket
     was freezing so i missed it,
thanks for posting this.

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Haiku #349128

The same has never
     been true about anything
pertaining to Trump.

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Haiku #349129

It's a legend tier
     line up since you claim ur gears
and jewels are up there.

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Haiku #349130

Reminds me of what
     Christopher Hitchens said when
Jerry Falwell died.

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Haiku #349131

At least she didn't live
     down the street and ignore you
in public. Good point.

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Haiku #349132

I'll have to reserve
     judgement on that until I've
seen a bit more though.

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Haiku #349133

If you're gonna use
     Word, ah... good luck. The time has
come and so have I!

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Haiku #349134

I never even
     thought that gaming groups could be...
"nice". But here we are.

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Haiku #349135

Hello, it looks like
     you're trying to ask a question
about halloween.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349136

I live by myself
     now and fucking love it Not
completely tanked yet.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349137

Your boyfriend may see
     that as more of a hassle
than anything else.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349138

I didn't realize there
     were so many scientist
in Alabama.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349139

What kind of damage
     does a weapon with "standard"
type (most of them) do?

Score: 0          

Haiku #349140

No. Is that wrong... Yup.
     Has anyone been punished
for those errors? Nope.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349141

I personally hate
     fake markets, but my friends all
bought decent coats there.

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Haiku #349142

Probably never got
     work in that district again.
Flashing. Normal pace.

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Haiku #349143

It's kind of pricey,
     but it's indestructible
and keeps them engaged.

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Haiku #349144

Ever wonder why
     Jonathan Taylor Thomas
used his middle name?

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Haiku #349145

But the only Dust
     export that was embargoed
was from Atlas, right?

Score: 0          

Haiku #349146

I decide to park
     in your driveway because there
is no street parking.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349147

I do agree there,
     that Johnson is a kinda
crappy candidate.

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Haiku #349148

I still remember
     going to school the next day
after watching it.

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Haiku #349149

That's what I think too
     Thank you so much! Yeah this is
my second play through.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349150

It's so much smaller,
     has so little resources,
and population.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349151

I read *Nocturnal
     Illusion* in the 2000s, but
can't recommend it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349152

Well I know what I'll
     be having a good hard wank
over later on.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349153

The person with more
     money can have people do
whatever they want.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349154

And if both of those
     are pot of greed then you can
draw TWO MORE CARDS twice.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349155

Oh okay Harry
     Reid. We remember when you
tried this with Romney.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349156

For me, a seizure
     will typically effect me
the rest of the day.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349157

pays but the actual
     healthcare is provided by
private companies.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349158

No jobs, that groups fault.
     Outbreak of a disease? Oh,
must be "those people".

Score: 0          

Haiku #349159

Are you planning on
     doing all of the walls or
just a single wall?

Score: 0          

Haiku #349160

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349161

White families fleeing
     from neighborhood schools where black
students attended.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349162

If you see a freeze
     like this at another time,
please send us a log!

Score: 0          

Haiku #2550

Umm... you DO know Drudge
     pulls articles from very
many sources, right?

Score: 0          

Haiku #451

If you've never come
     across one, then I'd say you
were very lucky.

Score: 0          

Haiku #618

I got it. That was
     in Argentina, River
x San Lorenzo.

Score: 0          

Haiku #1345

The couple will be
     left with neither privacy
nor security.

Score: 0          

Haiku #1874

have you got any
     links to Obama using
the racism card??

Score: 0          

Haiku #2549

Computer Science.
     The inventor of TV
one had me laughing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #3357

The second is you
     get a a certain amount
per delivery.

Score: 0          

Haiku #9139

The church is only
     above ridicule if you
believe it to be.

Score: 0          

Haiku #10274

The cop was a dick
     but he in no way abused
his authority.

Score: 0          

Haiku #10801

Grandpa Wiggly?
     LOL. You totally
elicited that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #12329

i LOVE THIS I just
     graduated Navy Boot
myself on Friday.

Score: 0          

Haiku #12481

Canada has caught
     that idiocy virus
from the USA!

Score: 0          

Haiku #12923

If you're properly
     attributed, your site linked
to, etc.

Score: 0          

Haiku #13321

And anyone who
     does anything is open
to criticism.

Score: 0          

Haiku #14855

Besides, no one goes
     to an eternal Hell, Jews
or otherwise. How?

Score: 0          

Haiku #17757

The anatomy
     drawings are NOT creative
or original.

Score: 0          

Haiku #17923

it seems like major
     is a better idea.
what was your major?

Score: 0          

Haiku #19889

If you enjoy is
     sparingly you can enjoy
any type you want.

Score: 0          

Haiku #19957

It is a billion
     dollar industry, too, by
all indications.

Score: 0          

Haiku #20937

Obama voted
     for it and was a very
vocal supporter.

Score: 0          

Haiku #21822

This is to avoid
     the exact situation
you're talking about.

Score: 0          

Haiku #22415

This is one device,
     out of many, that cannot
be simulated.

Score: 0          

Haiku #28884

and running away
     from a raging elephant
when i was a kid.

Score: 0          

Haiku #29547

Why exactly should
     I be happy about it?
You beat me to it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #30193

What do you suggest
     we do for people who are
long term unemployed?

Score: 0          

Haiku #30412

Chipper up and stop
     being so emotional,
god that's annoying.

Score: 0          

Haiku #30582

Vladimir Lenin
     The goal of socialism
is communism.

Score: 0          

Haiku #31305

We didn't have any
     emergency gear other
than big down jackets.

Score: 0          

Haiku #32273

[deleted] THEN WHO
     WAS NAKED? because Luna.
princess of the night?

Score: 0          

Haiku #32722

i think i might go
     down this road if i can be
bothered perusing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #33172

Or so I assume.
     Can anyone with a law
background clarify?

Score: 0          

Haiku #34199

The article talks
     about a man viewing porn
in the library.

Score: 0          

Haiku #35235

His legs are probably
     proportional bigger than
his upper body.

Score: 0          

Haiku #35392

Hormone therapy
     also increases cancer
risk etc.

Score: 0          

Haiku #35525

Any idea
     if a full video gets
posted anywhere?

Score: 0          

Haiku #37690

I'm reasonably
     sure that smuggling illegals
is a felony.

Score: 0          

Haiku #39204

Stalinism is
     also a huge disconnect
from Leninism.

Score: 0          

Haiku #40638

My pleasure; I hope
     you enjoy your setup once
you get it all up!

Score: 0          

Haiku #41383

If they were actually
     bonded, separating them
may have broken it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #41724

I am very pale
     and become a tomato
super easily.

Score: 0          

Haiku #42156

My family who are
     very excited about
the little nugget.

Score: 0          

Haiku #42453

It was the next car
     over, and the lady was
really excited.

Score: 0          

Haiku #44607

I hope this covers
     all the information you
inquired about.

Score: 0          

Haiku #44833

Are you expected
     to use continuity
correction or not?

Score: 0          

Haiku #45201

Now I know you are
     just a fucking idiot.
Sincerely, Jesus.

Score: 0          

Haiku #45870

Listen, I agree
     with you that the violence
is already there.

Score: 0          

Haiku #46626

To me it just seems
     unnecessary to rag
on them about it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #48677

I say that because
     I won't resort to calling
you an idiot.

Score: 0          

Haiku #49068

Do _you_ have any
     idea what's it about?
you in chicago?

Score: 0          

Haiku #49667

I love this picture,
     but I was disappointed
by the video.

Score: 0          

Haiku #49727

A more straight forward
     answer is letting go is
simply not caring.

Score: 0          

Haiku #50051

I get this feeling
     whenever a beautiful
woman bends over.

Score: 0          

Haiku #50244

Seriously, y'all
     are the nicest people I've
ever visited.

Score: 0          

Haiku #53357

Book three is very
     different than the previous
two stylistically.

Score: 0          

Haiku #54136

If I can handle
     my expenses, he should be
able to as well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #54542

That looks good! Also,
     it's nice to find another
40k PC player!

Score: 0          

Haiku #55756

The american
     crime rate is not reflected
by military.

Score: 0          

Haiku #56052

All day, every day.
     Every person I ever
talk to, forever.

Score: 0          

Haiku #56187

Or do you prefer
     not even to enquire
whether there is one?

Score: 0          

Haiku #56782

It's impossible
     to justify, so I won't
expect you to try.

Score: 0          

Haiku #58841

STICKERS :D Noted.
     Is there any specific
reason as to why?

Score: 0          

Haiku #59123

I eventually
     got my tonsils out, and i've
been so happy since.

Score: 0          

Haiku #59812

I honestly don't
     know much of the music scene
in my area.

Score: 0          

Haiku #60080

Sagan Obama
     Kofi Annan deGrasse
Palestine Tyson.

Score: 0          

Haiku #60239

This is a really
     good idea, I'm going
to try this one day.

Score: 0          

Haiku #98540

It is usually
     available on campus
at a health center.

Score: 0          

Haiku #60752

Which is utterly
     confusing to me, because
she's adorable.

Score: 0          

Haiku #61587

My surgery was
     on a Monday and I left
on that Saturday.

Score: 0          

Haiku #62232

ok, im gonna
     catch some flak for this, but what
is raspberry pi?

Score: 0          

Haiku #62946

A specialist is
     forthcoming so I can get
back to being me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #63667

But so has every
     other dollar in the whole
damn economy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #64157

I wanna see this.
     Got a link to his profile
or even replays?

Score: 0          

Haiku #64527

Dolores Herbig!
     I'll never forget your name.
Because of your eyes.

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Haiku #64828

It's only bland or
     irrelevant if you are.
Just take that part out.

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Haiku #65445

They do not reduce
     your ability to put
food on the table.

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Haiku #65677

It's adorable
     what you think is manual
labor =P. What? No!

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Haiku #67213

I don't think it is
     either an American
or Australian car.

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Haiku #67537

Then a magical
     sky daddy created us.
No thinking required.

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Haiku #69198

No idea what
     he name is but i see her
every now and then.

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Haiku #70097

it depends on how
     complex the given 2d or
3d character is.

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Haiku #70408

'Oriental' is
     really only offensive
in America.

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Haiku #71495

How do you police
     those who lie about that or
are simply careless?

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Haiku #76024

As a mechanic,
     I'm saying your mechanic
is an idiot.

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Haiku #76115

However, I still
     think that this was a very
solid episode.

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Haiku #76473

I have a morbid
     curiosity that is
drawing me to it.

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