Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #348836

What bothers me is
     that he said something and did
the opposite of it.

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Haiku #348837

doesn't change the fact
     though that the items are late.
Instructions unclear.

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Haiku #348838

[deleted] I am
     very interested, there is
one minor problem.

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Haiku #348839

WHEN MY MECH SUCCUMBED
     TO ENEMY FIRE, WE WERE
STILL EVEN ON KILLS.

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Haiku #348840

I've also died once
     and came back to life within
less then a minute.

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Haiku #348841

Also, you don't need
     to remove polish every
time you condition.

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Haiku #348842

On top of that, I'm
     going to add a 4th
F, Foreign Language.

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Haiku #348843

diablo games You
     just watched a show with mostly
fully shaven men.

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Haiku #348844

Thanks. I'd hope so or
     my wife might have some choice words
for me. Oh I see.

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Haiku #348845

If you play around
     after schooltime, you will get
kids who stack with friends.

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Haiku #348846

But I also had
     no side effects when I found
the right pill, either.

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Haiku #348847

You can't keep doing
     what you're doing and expect
anything to change.

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Haiku #348848

GO FUCK YOURSELF Huh,
     that's been very different from
my experience.

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Haiku #348849

Swinging regular
     swords in predictable ways?
Oh better parry.

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Haiku #348850

You wont throw a dead
     animal like you will just
throw a dead person.

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Haiku #348851

That stuff is even
     rarer than having a good
medic in the squad.

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Haiku #348852

It's pretty nifty
     I suggest you check it out
I'd you like this game.

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Haiku #348853

Your submission has
     been removed because it is
not properly tagged.

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Haiku #348854

How about work towards
     renewable energy
or carbon capture?

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Haiku #348855

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

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Haiku #348856

Almost *nobody*
     uses the Function Key row,
except programmers.

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Haiku #348857

Wow, look at that face!
     So gorgeous, and a very
cute, festive outfit.

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Haiku #348858

Crazy shot but i'm
     pretty sure it's the demo
making it look weird.

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Haiku #348859

The initial lag
     and competition for quest
mobs will be insane.

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Haiku #348860

Try playing a game
     or two where you literally
don't swing at pitches.

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Haiku #348861

Did anyone else
     do the mud run in Rawhide
over the weekend?

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Haiku #348862

If you see a rare
     you need for your collection
in draft, just take it.

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Haiku #348863

My friends and SO are
     so supportive but I just
want it to be done.

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Haiku #348864

Something isn't right
     to be 10mpg below
average MPG.

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Haiku #348865

I believe that most
     girls, however, would be more
than fine with your height.

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Haiku #348866

While snake did almost
     everything for the boss, God
I love this series.

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Haiku #348867

He never paid us
     and we ended up having
to take him to court.

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Haiku #348868

If Sam did call his
     bluff he might actually have had
more respect for him.

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Haiku #348869

It irritates me
     so much I give up and go
do what I need to.

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Haiku #348870

When that Macho Man
     dude walked by, with his ring girl,
I about fell out.

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Haiku #348871

Where it sounds like you're
     listening to a conference call
in a hurricane?

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Haiku #348872

I'd go with Single
     Barrel. However, you can't
go wrong with either!

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Haiku #348873

I really do wish
     government enforced labour
laws more stringently.

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Haiku #348874

I hope that person
     never encounters children
and gets therapy.

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Haiku #348875

Not sure why that seems
     relevant, but i'm sure you
can figure it out.

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Haiku #348876

Also ReCore
     absolutely killed Dead Star
by sucking out loud.

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Haiku #348877

I felt more empty
     after I reached the goal than
while I was in it.

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Haiku #348879

I have a nice zoom
     L lens, but it's f/4 across
the entire zoom.

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Haiku #348880

That makes more sense. Thanks.
     So I guess in this culture
incest is approved!

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Haiku #348881

Most restaurants don't want
     the trouble that practice would
bring to their business.

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Haiku #348882

Not even during
     the 90s when apple was still
making their own chips.

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Haiku #348883

Complete pass It is
     in a small subset of dog
allergy cases.

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Haiku #348884

So is the older
     lady- Few people truly
deserve the "C" word.

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Haiku #348885

Sweet merciful crap.
     There's no way the show can go
up from that segment.

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Haiku #348886

There's no way the show
     can go up from that segment.
It's reached Mount Everest.

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Haiku #348887

Its basically set
     in stone for the twin that takes
control of it first.

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Haiku #348888

And that's how you lose
     Operation NOW THAT'S WHAT
I CALL AUTISM!

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Haiku #348889

Top three songs for me
     are Pissed Off, Dead Memory
and We Are All Lost.

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Haiku #348890

We know them as real
     people, and real people can
handle naughty words.

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Haiku #348891

I'm all for crazy
     aunts, but this particular
one went way too far.

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Haiku #348892

Did this girl not stand
     up for you when her friend spoke
badly about you?

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Haiku #348893

I like you. This is
     really a dish that you would
want a wok for though.

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Haiku #348894

I don't think it'd
     reduce the search space much Post
the end result first.

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Haiku #348895

It's rarely opened
     for multiplayer and it's
only via LAN.

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Haiku #348896

Your submission has
     been removed because it is
not properly tagged.

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Haiku #348897

wat My dad is French,
     and he moved to Sweden when
he met my mother.

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Haiku #348898

I'm just here for free
     stuff Trick or leak Bush party
in the booth... Neither.

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Haiku #348899

Also here you will
     find the best discounts offered
by pharmacies Nice.

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Haiku #348900

Equal parts lemon
     juice and water is supposed
to help repel fleas.

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Haiku #348901

PM is pretty
     much the most powerful man
after President.

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Haiku #348902

I just thought last night
     was a weird out of the blue
spot for it to come.

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Haiku #348903

The couple of times
     I cracked one open I found
nothing of interest.

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Haiku #348904

Well said. I don't think
     that was supposed to be his
veteran's hall speech.

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Haiku #348905

Get off your high horse.
     For the easy way to poke
in snowman noses.

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Haiku #348906

They're pretty equal
     in terms of comfort after
both have broken in.

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Haiku #348907

The extra functions
     that compartments provide are
super nifty too.

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Haiku #348908

First of all, the most
     "purist" one if you will, is
the 'comic volume'.

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Haiku #348909

Your submission has
     been removed because it is
not properly tagged.

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Haiku #348910

Cleopatra likes
     large armies, so I built one
when I had a chance.

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Haiku #348911

They also gave me
     some pretty generous trades
in return late game.

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Haiku #348912

He ran through the hall
     nude one day during a school
ping pong tournament.

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Haiku #348913

Your submission has
     been removed because it is
not properly tagged.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348914

So my prediction
     may be close How do you like
the radium sights?

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Haiku #348915

No thanks I'm guessing
     that's the most exercise she's
gotten in a while.

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Haiku #348916

Technically, all those
     would also apply if you
were in a wheelchair.

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Haiku #348917

There was a few things
     you're not SUPPOSED to do, but
sometimes you have to.

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Haiku #348918

They have a very
     objective approach, and look
only at the facts.

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Haiku #348919

Jeez, take it cool man
     Rex Ryan is their coach, what
more do you expect?

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Haiku #348921

You'll probably be forced
     into some dog and pony
aspect of the show.

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Haiku #348922

You're starting to see
     real cracks in the foundation
(no pun intended).

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Haiku #348923

Your money is gone
     in exchange for parts that are
useless on their own.

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Haiku #348924

It cost me about
     290k stars to buy those four new
presents and levels.

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Haiku #348925

We have had what might
     be the easiest schedule
in the league so far.

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Haiku #348926

I would! also think
     the processing is classy,
gives it a great feel.

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Haiku #348927

If you follow through
     then free gold for everyone
in the thread Well wait..

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Haiku #348928

There are always things
     that can be improved but that's
true for any game.

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Haiku #348929

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #348930

But I usually
     give my old PCs away
to someone, back then.

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Haiku #348932

Ms. Walker told him
     about one contestant who
failed a business task.

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Haiku #348933

The real world isn't
     PC, let's not hide the real
world from our students.

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Haiku #348934

Considering what
     we've paid for already, seems
like ridiculous.

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Haiku #348935

OP here, just showing
     up to add to the meta.
Jesus fucking Christ.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348936

This article is
     one of the funniest Trump
hit pieces to date.

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Haiku #348937

By my hero flair,
     no I don't main him I just
like this hero flair.

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Haiku #348938

That looked like an old
     school leather sap (or "blackjack")
that he hit him with.

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Haiku #94557

Lol there is
     no other explanation.
Are you serious?

Score: 0          

Haiku #348939

All hail president
     Tim Kaine. So what? THE LEFT IS
EATING THEIR OWN TAIL!

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Haiku #348940

How often do you
     meet a recreational
heroin user?

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Haiku #348941

On that note, I feel
     like almost all of the soft
songs are just boring.

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Haiku #348942

Thanks for the input
     and I'm sorry for being
rude and combative.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348943

Surely it's better
     to have a couple of fuel
ships in orbit first?

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Haiku #348944

Quitting right away
     is not going to get you
stable employment.

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Haiku #348945

Looks way better than
     the solid orange imo,
which I do not like.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348947

You'll be fine What made
     BO2 great were the maps and spawns.
Literally that's it.

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Haiku #348948

Spear can be very
     powerful when enhanced since
is shortens CDs.

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Haiku #348949

There is more to do
     late but the early game is
still the most fun part.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348950

Games already do
     this without the pro, it's not
new technology.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348951

From this article,
     the statement your instructor
made was justified.

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Haiku #348952

You have to learn not
     to let things like that bother
you in tournaments.

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Haiku #348953

It's not here yet though,
     so I could fill you in when
I have it myself.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348954

He's a young kid, but
     his knee injury this year
hampered him a bit.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348955

With the money these
     two want you can get guys who
actually can clutch hit.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348956

I wanted to play,
     and I was left with simply
watching a story.

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Haiku #348957

We have undersized
     wide outs and relying on
transfers and freshman.

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Haiku #348958

All these problems, we've
     had ever since I started
following the team.

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Haiku #348959

we don't have nearly
     equivalent firepower
as compared to them.

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Haiku #348960

Europeans once
     practiced slavery, witch hunts
and other such things.

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Haiku #348961

Great job. I also
     prefer to see the finished
product at the end.

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Haiku #348962

But then one by one
     weird little things start popping
up that add to it.

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Haiku #348963

If the search does not
     find a folder, then you can
be sure there is none.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348964

Medic is a fun
     class, the primary weapon
seems pretty decent.

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Haiku #348965

See you got some good
     advice on the text, I'm sure
you'll figure it out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348966

Chard and lentil soup?
     Have a recipe for it?
This sounds rather good.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348967

and try to paint Trump
     as an equal to Clinton.
It's ridiculous.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348968

First of all, SPELLING!!!
     Second of all, please tell me
that's sarcasm. Please.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348969

The poor guy. In fact
     I will control F for you
so you don't have to.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348970

Yes, you brought the most
     tools, and you'll take all of those
home if the deal folds.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348971

This costume never
     fails to make me laugh Why has
"could" become "to" OP?

Score: 0          

Haiku #348972

I love you. Why do
     I love you? How the fuck am
I supposed to know.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314540

Or at the very
     least to listen to people
more educated.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348973

Why do I love you?
     How the fuck am I supposed
to know. I sit here.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348974

To each his own mate.
     Weirdest car I've ever seen.
Thanks for the response!

Score: 0          

Haiku #348975

Where does is say that?
     You get that "looking into"
is just that... looking?

Score: 0          

Haiku #348976

We are currently
     accepting applications
for moderators!

Score: 0          

Haiku #348977

Even if she tops
     herself they'll let people vote
for a dead woman.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348978

Alternatively,
     you make the trade and get two
first round picks next year.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348979

Comes back? Never left.
     You talk about racism
waning in the 80's.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348980

Thanks! I didn't realize
     I could get another one!
I'm an idiot!

Score: 0          

Haiku #348981

While lite coins are much
     less (Not to say they wont gain
value over time).

Score: 0          

Haiku #348982

Hello, it looks like
     you're trying to ask a question
about halloween.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348983

Cold war between US
     & Russia. With India
taking Russia's side.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348984

They are the group who
     came up with the idea
and have been testing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348985

helen cox right Yes.
     Smart keeping your 1090T, I wish
I didn't fuck mine up.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348986

Can you imagine
     doing that stuff in street clothes
and caught unaware?

Score: 0          

Haiku #348987

When I was smaller,
     I thought that sweet potatoes
were the same as yams.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348988

Why is he always
     "up to within a few points?"
I am bored of polls.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348989

And for God's sake you
     made $14k from $2k, that's awesome!!
And in what, a month?

Score: 0          

Haiku #348990

Told him to try ring
     muscle ups weighted a few
times then drop the weight.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348991

This article is
     one of the funniest Trump
hit pieces to date.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348992

And I'm proud to share
     that heritage with people
who have done great things.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348993

Then a guy who has
     been dead for a decade is
going to be rich!

Score: 0          

Haiku #348994

Most likely the hosts
     were covering for his absence
while he was rebuilt.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348995

My Human Being,
     and Eye Contact are probably
the bigs ones right now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348996

Part of me really
     hopes that person finds this sub
and sees his post here.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348997

Whoops. Fool me once, shame
     on you. Fool me twice... fool me...
can't get fooled again.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348998

Yeah, but then it *runs
     Windows* so you give back all
those performance gains.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348999

Yeah, plus Cowboys were
     intentionally taking
away the deep ball.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349000

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349001

It's an infringement
     if they can prove you heard theirs
before you wrote yours.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349002

You can put 'learning
     group' or 'friendly and calm group'
in the description.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349003

Don't have a mirror
     I used the Swedish coverage
as material.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349004

I assumed that you
     would know I'm not dumb enough
to do that. Guess not.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349005

My girlfriend tells me
     I'm really attractive, but
she's probably lying.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349006

Don't Islamic banks
     just charge more and then not call
the 'more' part "interest"?

Score: 0          

Haiku #349007

That's someone hiding
     their emotions and putting
on a blatant act.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349008

Vista's issues were
     mainly manufactures rushed
out crappy drivers.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349009

She was paranoid
     and had some major anger
management issues.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349010

Nano Spores can be
     obtained by pretty much most
infested missions.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349011

You can still hide out
     there, you just have to be more
careful about it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349012

Literally every
     one trick gets banned out if it's
known they're in the game.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349013

Or pencils. My guess
     is the throttle, grip and speed
is what kept it straight.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349014

The workouts include
     heavy lifting so I group
those with strength training.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349015

This relationship
     sounds doomed to fail from every
way you've described it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349016

There's a local Mac
     shop that they use to keep their
computers running.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349017

Anyways these two
     poor saps are fighting over
scraps in slave wager.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349018

It's like I'm spinning
     just as quick if the settings
were set on low. This.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349019

Thanks anyway though
     for the PM, I really
appreciate it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349020

Just like therapy,
     the answers lie within you.
The power is YOURS!

Score: 0          

Haiku #349021

How do I do this?
     Ag Lot (free and on campus)
will fill up early.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349022

You should be able
     to go there and pick it up
when it's delivered.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349023

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349024

Who are you gonna
     Vote for? I'm sorry I'm not
sure I understand.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349025

There is a good chance
     your question has already
been asked and answered.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349026

I also set them
     to Stay Back and Man Mark, you
could give that a try.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349027

One could even say
     that this is what we do here
every single day.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349028

I want to work towards
     the mount and I'm a bit lost
on how to begin.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349029

Thanks! He's James Harden.
     He was most definitely
looking for contact.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349030

They're handicapped you
     retarded judgemental fuck.
Thanks buddy! You too!

Score: 0          

Haiku #349031

[deleted] London's
     financial institutions
dwarf everything else.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349032

It's technology,
     I hope something great is just
around the corner.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349033

But does it help me
     and let him have an outlet
to be involved, yep.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349034

Life is something man.
     Just wow. I wasn't the one
who withdrew it friend.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349035

Just wondering, what
     grades, extracurricular,
hours, etc.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349036

Indeed. My family
     is not rich in the slightest,
but we have a horse.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349037

Tomatoes. [this is
     the first thing I thought of when
I saw your costume.

Score: 0          

Haiku #349038

What do you mean by
     "out of his way"? Out of free
wash post articles.

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